I’m impressed… I wouldn’t have guessed the Sonic characters would fit into the Team Fortress roles so well!
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Hmm…I think I've got this down:
Heavy Weapons Guy ♥s Sandvich & Big the Cat ♥s Froggy
Sonic has his own annoying catchphrase "You're too slow!!!"
& Scout's is "Need a dispenser here!"
Knuckles is aggressive like the Soldier
Tails & Engineer like to construct things,
Espio can use camouflage like the spy,
Blaze & Pyro well use fire. (Duh.)
Fang the Sniper is self-explanatory and part of Sonic the Fighters so I'm familiar with him
& Dr. Robotnik is a Doctor of sorts…
but who the f*** is the duck?
Also, FIRST!!!!
(I've always wanted to do that.)
Bean? And Nack? Old forgotten characters are old and forgotten. But still epic.
Bean the Dynamite!
http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Bean_the_Dynamite
I didn't know him… I had to look it up…
i would so play this
I always thought Bean the Dynamite looked more like a parrot than a duck…
Figures that Sonic would be the Scout.
THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN OUR CHAOS EMERALD
BIG IS CREDIT TO TEAM!
Blaze the pyro. Ha, I get it.
Hmm…
I don't completely trust Medic Eggman…
Wow, I didn't know Red Chameleon was a Spy!
Let's just hope Blue Chameleon isn't one…
Hey…. the Colonel is always first.
What's awkward is that I can imagine Sonic being jacked-up on Bonk! Energy Drink.
I don't have anything funny to post, so I'm posting this comment.
Espio is actually purple….so he probably goes both ways
See, I woulda put Eggman as Engineer ("Blast! Sentry Down!" "Eeerecting a dispenser! Muahahahaha!"), Knuckles as Heavy, Tails as Medic, and Amy as Soldier (Crazy Bitch with a Rocket Launcher, OH Yeah), but everyone else is okay.
he isnt a duck, or a parrot… he is a dynamite… that is why he is called bean the dynamite… duh
It takes 400,000 sonic characters to make an awesome pic, In 12 seconds.
He never really was on your side!
Hehe, you said he goes both ways.
Its fine, there are way more Sonic characters than that.
It costs $400,000 to make a Sonic game that is deemed crappy… in a twelve second gameplay video.
awesome Miles expression o‿o
Can't say much about others, but Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Robotnik are all cast perfectly.
Oh, and I do know the cat's name is "Blaze", so… yeah, that works too.
I don't think Espio makes a proper Spy. But whatever, he is a Ninja… Rouge makes a better Spy in my opinion, even if she's from the crappy new generation of Sonic characters. Old school Sonic comic book character for the win.
They are more sonic characters today than pokemon in 20 decades from now.
what about ray and mighty don't forget them!
Ooooo, massive burn.
+1
so tell me smartass
what is a dynamite? (and dont say explosive)
yea it does.
why didnt i think of this!?
i guess because its too obvious.
Oh wait he burned me.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
still, I +1 you
More like Team Furtress 2.
Amirite?
I just found 2 things very peculiar in this picture
1: Shadow is not here T_T
2: THAT PYRO'S A GIRL!
Dont forget the classic Sonic insult of "slowmo" :I
… so… DONT… say explosive…
…
gotta go!
NO
D: what sick man sends babie('s franchise) to team fortress
I've seen this pic before on lolbot, but something occured to me just now: There's a much better fit for Heavy Weapons Guy
ROTOR WALRUS http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Rotor_Walrus
You should trust him. He's a doctor.
Well, you're not far from the truth, anyway.
They'll never die as long as they have at least one ring on them.
That's what she said…
Vector! He should be Heavy! http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Vector
HEAVY BIG THE CAT GUY IS COMING FOR YOU!
OH GOD NO
Pyro = Blaze from Sonic Rush
Engie = Tails from… everything.
Spy = Espio from Knuckles Chaotix
Heavy = Big the Cat from Sonic Adventure
Sniper = Nack the Weasle from… Triple Trouble I believe.
Scout = Sonic from Sonic.
Soldier = Knuckles from Sonic 3 and on
Demo = Bean the Dynamite from Sonic the Fighters
Medic = Robotnik from every god damn game. AND HIS NAME IS FUCKING ROBOTNIK.
Yes. OH GOD YES.
Ha! So the Pyro IS a girl!
Hmmm, I'm not so sure. At least Rotor is actually seen using weapons. LIke this. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090817101…
Just like a bisexual
Yeah, but everyone calls him Eggman now, so we don't care what his name is.
Oh yes, heaven forbid we use his baka gaijin name.
Thank you zero, that was the joke.
HEEE'S THE FASTEST THING ALIIIIIVE
Except when Bean the Dynamite uses his charge move.
Let the furry jokes commence
COME OVER HERE, I PROMISE I WILL HEAL YOU.
*roboticizes you*
Sonic is from Sonic?! Oh my god!!!!! I never woulda known!
-divides by zero-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1!!!!one!!!!!!!!!capital11!
Team Fortress 2 is in literally everything these days. Now, if you excuse me, I'll go watch TV where TF2 hasn't intruded. -watches Spongebob-
Spongebob: That starfish is a spy!
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Hmm…I have to agree with you there. Although Rotor isn't dumb enough to be the Heavy. Bigs is overqualified tho…
You're too slow! Need a dispenser here! You're too slow! Need a dispenser here!
Am I the only one that thinks Robotnik is better suited for Engi? I mean, Tails doesn't know airplanes don't have transmissions. That, and Robotnik built Space Colony ARK. Let's see Tails beat that.
Hahahaha. Oh silly Dai, there's no such thing as the Space Colony ARK, Shadow the Hedgehog, or the Werehog! That's all a myth created by the FBI!
We're all just p-playing happily in the 2D realm of…
…*Sniff sniff*
Also, comic was pulled off AreUExperienced's DeviantArt page.
Link here.
I think the Engineer Update is gonna need another update, Tails can build sentries that fly!
Because Sega couldn't milk Sonic for ideas any further.
Apparently the Halolz of yesterday will never again be the Halolz of today.
Thank goodness they didn't use Shadow…Ugh…Then again he would probably be the announcer…
Mighty sure had it rough…Wasn't he supposed to be the leader of Chaotix after Kunckles left?
MY TEAM IS FULL OF SONIC CHARACTERS!!!
I personally think Robotnik is better as Engi.
If it's anything to anyone… http://www.mgcomics.com/NFR/index.php?ep=11974112…
If i'm not mistaken, wasn't it eggman's grandfather, Gerald Robotnik, who built the ARK?
If i'm not mistaken, wasnt it eggman's grandfather, Gerald Robotnik, who built ARK?
Boy! I wonder how BlueChameleons reaction will be after my comme--
*banned, -8999 e-peen*
That is the Robotnik to which I'm referring to. Ivo wasn't nearly as great as Gerald and can still outbuild Tails.
Murr. Um, I mean, yes.
You know the worst part of it all? Sonic 4 will suck ass.
Every.
Last.
Episode.
yeah but everyone but the pyro is a guy
jeez i can't even imagine how ray (the flying squirrel) must feel
Ivo invented the Pingas. Every scientist in Sonic is invalid.
…Shouldn't Sonic be the "Everything" and Tails Sonic 2?
"part of Sonic the Fighters so I'm familiar with him"
Then how the fuck could you not guess that cheap bastard Bean was the demo? =P
Also, if the Heavy loves and eats the Sandvich… does that mean?
needsomesteroidshere
needsomesteriodshere
needsomesteroidshere
DAMN, THAT DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD IS BEING CONTESTED.
Come on, Alpar.
I'll buy you a drink.
Works almost TOO well…
Übercharging with Chaos Emeralds, NICOLE as the intelligence…
…Don't open the briefcase.
I personally think that neither of them will be a good engineer until they get a golden wrench.
A dynamite is what Bean is, obviously.
Also, do you really think Sega is going to explain that one?
ATTENTION! THE COMPUTER ROOM IS BEING CONTESTED!
ALERT! BRAIN TWISTER.
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Thankfully I already don't remember this.
Yeah.
But there are noobs who don't understand the joke.
So, I helped them. *awesome face*
Dai, I don't know what your talking about…..
Just like Alpar said, Shadow and the ARK and everything is all a myth!
we're just waiting for Sonic 4, right? R-right
*looks at the dead woman that is the Sonic Franchise*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!
THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO GO ON!
Wha…. WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!?!?!?!?!?!?
(I just had to make the reference)
Hey, don't divide by me.
It's not cool.
+1 for helping noobs.
Old pic is old. I’ve had this as my wallpaper for aaages.
@Fearow: Rouge can’t turn invisible.
It’s scary how well that hat and sunglasses fit Nack.
No, that was Robotnik from the show.
because all hardcore fans hate the company that makes their favourite games
Soon I am sure half of them will be pokemon
Robotnik from X and the original show is Ivo.
Oddly enough I just made this my spray this morning, did I spray it on the server or is this just a coincidence???
Rouge should be the Administrator instead
Nack had a name change to -- ironically -- Fang the Sniper at one point
I am Heavy Weapons Cat, and this… is my Froggy.
What, no OVER 9000.
a detonative device
You bring that reference into my lair? You must DIE!
IN-DIG-NAY-SHUUUUUN!!!
They see you burnin' they hatin'…
BAH!!! MY TEAM IS FULL OF FURRIES!!! WE HAVE FURY!!!
Robotnik FTW. Eggman sounds rotten. :-/
I used to call him Doc Bot for short.
+1 for Family Guy reference!!!!
No no no. Froggy is like Heavy's sandvich. Big the Cat would have a fishing pole.
Haters gonna hate.
CHEESE!!! What…wait?
Sonic Party 8!!!
Super Sonic Galaxy!!!!
Super Sonic Sunshine!!!
I'm sensing a pattern…
See decent art and go to artist’s deviant art for moar.
See humanoid pikachu and remember why people avoid deviant art.
I am Heavy Weapons Cat, and this… is my fishing pole. It has 150 feet of twine and uses $12,000 custom lures at a rate of one per fish. It costs four hundred thousand dollars… to catch 33 fish.
Better? Despite the fact that Heavy ALSO LOVES HIS GUN?
Nah.
The original show is Ivo or Robotnik, and X is Eggman.
I brought that reference into Halolz
I'm gonna die anyways.
Actually, he is a duck. They explained it. He is "Bean the Dynamite Duck". Bean the Dynamite just sounds cooler.
I agree. Mighty stopped really existing, but he still has a huge fanbase. Ray has been almost totally forgotten.
Sonic Sat AM and AoStH both had Ivo Robotniks, but different kinds. X had Eggman officially as his name, Japanese and English.
Lrn2Sonic
Intruder alert! A RED chameleon is in the base!
BLU Knux: A RED Chameleon is in the base?!?!
Protect the Emerald!
Knux: We need to protect the emerald!
BLU Sonic: Yo, a little help here?
Knux: Step aside, rat. let's see…. 1, 1, 1, uhhh, 1!
BLU Big: IINCOMING!!!!!!!!
All: Yeahhhhh!!!!!! aaaa….
Sonic: Hey, it's still here!
Big: Alright then
*ahem*
BlueChameleon: Gentlemen?
I used to try….
I stopped at Sonic and the Secret Rings.
Although I might try again if Sonic 4 is good.
Hmm, what about that Polar Bear Guy?
I forgot his name…
Good luck with attempting to put him in the briefcase. If there's anything I learned from Sonic Battle it's that Chao tornadoes hurt.
A lot.
Did anyone happen to kill a red chameleon? No? Then we still have a problem. *Slumps dead fox on table*
And a knife.
Knuckles/Soldier: "If guarding the Master Emerald is sure to result in victory then you must guard it! Tikal said that, and I'd say she knows a little bit more about guarding than you do pal because she invented it! And then perfected it so that no living creature could best her in the ring of honor. And then she use her guarding money to buy two of every chaos emerald on earth. Then she herded them onto a shrine, and then she beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day fore ward any time a bunch of chaos emeralds are together it's called Super Sonic!" ….. "UNLESS IT'S SHADOW!"
Sonic: Ooooh, big problem. I've outrun plenty of chameleons. They're dime-a-dozen, backstabbing slowpokes. Like you! *cuts finger* Ow! No offense.
dynamite is his nick name
he could come back as one of them
Sorry, I know Sonic is fast and all, but I think Vector would be more suiting for the Scout.
I can totally see him pacing the sewers of 2Fort screaming "FIND THE INTEL ROOM" to himself.
BlueChameleon: If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me. and nothing… Nothing like the chameleon loose inside this building!
Sonic: What are you, president of his fanclub?
BC: No. That would be Your Mother! *slams folder on the table, sending all the pictures out*
How can TF2 be in Spongebob?
The spy would be overpowered cause the water would prevent the Pyro from working!
OMG Bean!
u know Toughset knows their sh*t when hes not only there, but where it completely makes sense
Actually have that as my ringtone.
D: No it won't!
It'll be the breath that returns life to Sonic's franchise…. r-right?
*sheds a tear*
Yo Dawg, I heard you like Sonic, so I put Sonic in your Sonic so you can go fast while you go fast.
*Sonic makes stunned noises at the pile of Aleena x Espio fanart that has been chucked by the table. I do too, off camera, because I searched pretty hard to find some for this comment.*
BC: Indeed. And now he's here to *bleep*ing make disproportionate fan porn of US! So listen up, boy! Or dA findings of your mother will be the second worse thing to happen to you today.
BLU Knux: *looks at picture * WHOA!
this picture is so full of win you made my day :)
Robotnik doesn't Übercharge people… he ROBOTOCIZES THEM!
/agree
That medic's a spy!
yes but if they get more than one they'll start to get reeaaaallly fat and won't be able to move, thats how you get them.
oh god don't bring vector into this >.<
you can't shoot fireballs out of your hands underwater?
Nope.avi
Hey man, Vector's cool.
Without him, I would never have found the computer room.
UNDER 9000!
Sonic: *Snatches some of the pictures away from the other two* Gimme that!
BLU Espio: The chameleon has already breached our defenses.
*flashback of the RED Espio kicking a Sapper under Tails' sentry and then knocking him out before fading back to the Intel room.*
BLU Espio: You see what he's done to our colleagues.
*Another flashback to Fang's lookout, Fang noticing the RED Espio and trying to use the sniper rifle on him as a bludgeon, but getting it knocked out of his hands before he reaches over to grab his kukuri and slashing at the Red Espio, missing at his both attempts, then getting himself being stabbed in the back as well. The RED Espio brushes his suit off before the camera fades back to the Intel room again*
BLU Espio: And worst of all, it could be any one of us.
*Another fadeout to the BLU Robotnik noticing the RED Espio and taking a swing at him with his bonesaw, getting the arm blocked and moved into a painful position to snap the arm. The BLU Robotnik looks in shock to the RED Espio as he changes into a doppleganger of himself, except the on-the-head-goggles being missing. The doppleganger then performs a strike to the chest to knock-out the original and to knock the goggles off the original, letting go of his arm and catching the goggles in the now free-hand as the camera fades back to the Intel room.*
((To be continued in the next post))
Not too shabby. +1.
I wouldn't either considering that all medics do it from behind…
http://tinyurl.com/2bb8mfl
DISPROVEN
Wait, what?
Of course it will never be the Halolz of today, it misses one day…
Unless you use a time machine…
o.O
*Asplode*
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NEW super sonic wii…?
"NOPE.avi you're too slow!!!"
BLU Espio:He could be in this very room! It could be you! *points at one of the others in the Intel room* It could be ME! *points at himself* It could EVEN be- *gets his head blasted off by the BLU knux*
((to be continued in the next post by someone more creative then me…))
well actually…there were also speculations that the pyro is a furry too…
but he could also be a bean!…<_>
Megaman X : Zero= OH SHI-
Correct! He was on your backside! >:D
won't be a problem for big!
That's going to happen when sega notices we DON'T NEED MORE FUCKING SONIC CHARACTERS.
hes actually that blue spy. didnt see him??
B-Sonic: WOAHWOAHWOAH!
B-Knux: WHAT? IT WAS OBVIOUS. He's the Red Espio! Watch! Any second now he'll turn red…*poke poke* Any second. SEE? RED! No. wait. Thats blood.
B-Big: So….ve still got problem.
B-Knux: BIG problem.
B-Big: Vhat?
B-Knux: Nothing. *Headshot* SPY! HA! Did you see that shot Sonic? I know this one will be the spy…
*Click-clack*
R-Espio: Naturally. *STAB*
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What could be more annoying than Sonic and the Scout put together?!
actually his name has always been fang in the games
they started calling him nack in the comics for whatever reason (his sister nick might have had something to do with it)
the comics never forgot any of them ever, they're still in love with them :3
Ack!
This day is won by you, Jerenator!
So, everyone chose Pyro?
*Red Chameleon brushes away some of the fanart on the floor, and pics up a romantic waking away pic*
Aah, ma petit chou-fluer…
*Stands up, fade out*
He was milked more than a a tank cow.
Wait…. milk…. tank…. cow…..
MILTANK!
SONIC IS A ****ING MILTANK!
Sonic+Scout+Navi+Vuvuzela
so umm… espio bonked sonic's mom? O.o
Man oh man, Robotnik lost a lot of weight for this role.
You want an Eggman? Go read Humpty Dumpty. HE'S an eggman.
On the internet, when ever is (insert character from popular media) NOT a furry?
Espio becomes invisible, and that is why he is the spy.
Sonic Kart Wii!
Dr. Sonic?
Knuckles' Haunted Mansion?
fuckfuckfuckfuck
This.
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for a second, i thought the demoman was jet, which didn't make sense, until i realized it was bean, which is a good fit.
'Cize me, doctor!
Bark.
Or Tails, or Knuckles, or Silver, or any OC that is capable of going super (read: most of them).
Sonic used ROLLOUT!!! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!
Rollin' rollin' & Rollin' rollin' & Rollin' rollin'
*Points to profile picture of Jenny*
That's what she said!!!
Time to transform and Rollout!
We're gonna save Sega!
With a side of mayonaise!
What about me?
So…. SnooPING AS usual, I see
no knuckles should be heavy because he would say "MY FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!"
I don't know how to comment on this so…i lol'd
Sonic needs to fucking die.
can you tell me where is the comic of that image? : D
LO FREAKIN L!!!!!!!
The Dog from Duck Hunt + Mr. Resetti + Tingle + Navi + Raiden + Ashley Graham + Ashley Graham + Slippy + Baby Mario + Sonic + Vuvuzela.
Do i have to go farther?
Tails: Gee Sonic I'd sure like to see your butt crack.
Sonic: Nope, my rear can ruin your whole day.
Dr. Eggman: Sonic, can I see your butt?
Sonic: No
Dr. Eggman: Come on you beautiful hedgehog! You have to show me that magnificent butt!
Sonic: This is getting rediculous
Dr. Eggman: You are correct, whats wrong with me!
D:
What’s this? Shadow is not here? An outrage! I demand to speak to the manager.