This pain is almost as bad as my space herpes! Almost…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 6, 2010 · 2:10 AM
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Categories: Balls of Steel, Bungie, Halo, Lasers, Microsoft, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (74 Comments) |
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Ow, my balls! … Do it again!
Funny, I didn't feel anything that time.
New meaning to "Fire Crotch"?
Or did he teach his penis to Shoop?
INB4 Snipin a good job mate!
Enemy sniper used Hyper Beam! Critical hit!
Spartan forgot Harden! Spartan is now in incredible pain!
Good luck making a baby spartan now.
Halo in my Halolz?
Little did Billy Batson know that the Mjolnir armor would cause his powers to severely backfire
Being a lower grade Spartan can be lonely at times. Best to fill those times with self satisfaction.
Well, I guess that gives the phrase "headshot" a whole new meaning.
Spy sappin' mah Master Chief!
Try erectin' the dispenser now, Master Chief.
Ow! My ovaries…
Guess that's a different type of shock nut…
Sonic: Don't worry dude, target="_blank">I understand.
Masterchief is so awesome he shits lightning bolts and pisses laser beams! And sneezes napalm, but they never really mention that in the game…
True assassins kill you before you were even born.
Pssh, Not Like It Didn't Already! Right Gentlemen? Right…? Why Isn't Anybody Saying Yes? Aw Man…
i think halo is a pretty cool guy. eh takes lazrs to the crotch and doesnt afraid of anything
Who wouldn't feel that pain in morning.
funny, because it looks like the Genie using magic…on Chief's crotch. Now what could he have wished for?
Personally, I ENJOY my new electro-penis! I mean sure, my girlfriend doesn't, but who cares about what SHE thinks?
headshots? i think not.
A long range way of getting rid of that embarrassing tattoo.
Why do they always aim for the crotch….. thats the kind of shots they said could only exist in fairy tales, the kind of shots they said could never exist!
And this is why you don't bring a knife to a sniper fight. Even if the knife is a key that when stuck in people unlocks their death.
Hey! That's what my piss looks like when i drink Gatorade! :D
Man, you gotta hate those nasty side effects from Space AIDS.
Lazor spooge FTW.
Yeah, thats right. Spartans can jiz at the speed of light
"And i am firin' lazers with my dick!"
Jack Black in Pick of Destiny! :D
ahhh nooo meh ballz are melting!!!!!!!!