This pain is almost as bad as my space herpes! Almost…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 6, 2010 · 2:10 AM
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Ow, my balls! … Do it again!
Funny, I didn't feel anything that time.
New meaning to "Fire Crotch"?
Or did he teach his penis to Shoop?
im…Im….IM!…
FIRIN MAI LAZER! BWAAAAGH
damn it, I killed her.
INB4 Snipin a good job mate!
Enemy sniper used Hyper Beam! Critical hit!
Spartan forgot Harden! Spartan is now in incredible pain!
Good luck making a baby spartan now.
Ellis: "LOOKIE HERE! LAZOR BEEMS!"
-Pew-
Spartan: "Damn it. I need better aim with my 'gun'."
+1 for futurama reference
Halo in my Halolz?
+1 for knowing what it was from.
:D
Little did Billy Batson know that the Mjolnir armor would cause his powers to severely backfire
Ironically, less likely than you think!
Not to be "that guy" but doesn't he say "Ow, my sperm!"?
Being a lower grade Spartan can be lonely at times. Best to fill those times with self satisfaction.
Well, I guess that gives the phrase "headshot" a whole new meaning.
Spy sappin' mah Master Chief!
Try erectin' the dispenser now, Master Chief.
Ow! My ovaries…
Guess that's a different type of shock nut…
Yes, he does.
Good luck using protection.
Sonic: Don't worry dude, target="_blank">I understand.
Masterchief is so awesome he shits lightning bolts and pisses laser beams! And sneezes napalm, but they never really mention that in the game…
True assassins kill you before you were even born.
Oh the links I could link.
Nope.avi
It may fail if used consecutively.
Pssh, Not Like It Didn't Already! Right Gentlemen? Right…? Why Isn't Anybody Saying Yes? Aw Man…
+1 for giving +1s.
and CCCCCCOMBO BREAKER, so this dosent turn into a long thread just about them.
+1 for C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
i think halo is a pretty cool guy. eh takes lazrs to the crotch and doesnt afraid of anything
+1 for keeping combo going!
No. Wrong.
+1 because I said so.
AuraMaster used Protection…But it failed.
Yeah baby. I'll show you my "Spartan Laser"
Who wouldn't feel that pain in morning.
Which reminds me
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funny, because it looks like the Genie using magic…on Chief's crotch. Now what could he have wished for?
Electro sperm: Procreation of the future.
Shut up, Adachi.
Serves me right for not watching that episode in months.
Personally, I ENJOY my new electro-penis! I mean sure, my girlfriend doesn't, but who cares about what SHE thinks?
headshots? i think not.
0 … just cause… ya know… that thing
Daddy!
A long range way of getting rid of that embarrassing tattoo.
Why do they always aim for the crotch….. thats the kind of shots they said could only exist in fairy tales, the kind of shots they said could never exist!
It clearly was a head shot…just not the normal definition…
And this is why you don't bring a knife to a sniper fight. Even if the knife is a key that when stuck in people unlocks their death.
Hey! That's what my piss looks like when i drink Gatorade! :D
Too much coding I reckon, and where'd it get put into in an epic space shooter?
O_O -110 epeen is that even possible?
Hey not tryin to sound stupid but why is your bar thingy green now?
guess youll have to get it on with a light socket….. oh and also you have 69 peen go make some monicls and top hat stuffz :D yay crappy grammer
Man, you gotta hate those nasty side effects from Space AIDS.
Nope.avi
Do I count? :D
Is this the time when FREE ______ CHECK!!! comes in??
IT IS FOR TMOTOM
What happens when you drink Powerthirst, the energy drink for men*? D:
(*MENERGY!)
Lazor spooge FTW.
IT'S UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAANNDDD!!!!!!! *crushes scouter*
I guess this is what "Wang Fire" means.
Yeah, thats right. Spartans can jiz at the speed of light
We need to get you to our individual issue for your mandatory top hat and monocle.
Where did that voice come from?
When you follow someone on IntenseDebate, that person's bar turns green. You may have accidentally hit "+ Follow" when hovering over my avatar.
cause everyones a hater…
Where Falcon lives.
… And now its everyone's favorite troll, tmotom.
To help electrify his woman in the bedroom?
ah thanks mate
+1 for Red vs Blue Reference
"And i am firin' lazers with my dick!"
Jack Black in Pick of Destiny! :D
Will Troll for +1's.
ahhh nooo meh ballz are melting!!!!!!!!