Sorry doctor… but sacrifices must be made, for science!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 5, 2010 · 2:00 PM
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The Sandvich is a lie.
The sandvich is a lie
Now you're thinking with Medics!
MEDIC IS SPY.
Zis vas a trioomph!
THIS WAS TRIUMPH.
IM MAKING SANDVICH,
GOOD TIMES!
HARD TO OVERSTATE MY SATISFACTION
TWOFORTBOWL
WE CAPTURE THE POINT BECAUSE WE CAN
FOR THE BOMB TO BLOW UP THE ENEMY
AND NOW THEY'RE ALL DEAD.
BUT THERE'S NO USE CRYING OVER EVERY LOSS.
YOU JUST KEEP BLASTING TILL YOU WIN THE GAME.
AND THE SENTRIES GET BUILT AND WE KILL THEM ALL DEAD
FOR THE SIDE THAT WE'RE ON
I'M NOT EVEN HUNGRY
. I'M BEING SO SINCERE RIGHT NOW.
EVEN THOUGH YOU STOLE MY SANDVICH AND KILLED ME.
AND TEABAGGED MY HEAD.
AND BURNED UP ME AS A PRYO.
AS I GIBBED IT HURT BECAUSE, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
NOW THESE SNIPER MARKS MAKE A BEAUTIFUL LINE
AND WE'RE OUT OF THE GATE WE'RE STARTING ON TIME.
SO I'M GLAD I GOT BURNED, THINK OF ALL THE POINTS YOU EARNED
FOR THE CLASSES WHO ARE STILL ALIVE.
GO AHEAD AND LEAVE ME
I THINK I PREFER TO WALK.
MAYBE MEDIC WILL COME AND HELP YOU.
MAYBE HE'LL UBER.
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA! FAT CHANCE!
ANYWAY THIS MEAT IS GREAT,
SO DELICIOUS AND MOIST.
LOOK AT ME STILL EATING WHEN THERE'S KILLING TO DO.
WHEN YOU SEE ME YOU GO "POO!"
I HAVE CARTS TO RUN
THERE ARE POINTS TO BE DONE
FOR THE CLASSES WHO ARE STILL ALIVE.
AND BELIEVE ME I AM STILL ALIVE
I'M FIRING GUNS AND I'M STILL ALIVE
I FEEL GREAT AND I'M STILL ALIVE
AND WHILE YOUR BURNING I'LL BE STILL ALIVE.
AND WHEN YOUR GIBBED I WILL BE STILL ALIVE.
STILL ALIVE.
still alive.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Medic is not a Spy and will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot cloak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Medic does cloak, the Enrichment Center advises you to not Spycheck.
The sad part is, if the medic plays the part of the cube… that means that there is infinite medics. But only one can be used. (inb4 There can only be one)
Get behind me, doctor!
…Now just stay there a while
Is been a loong time. Dunkoff.
GLaDOS is Spy!
Are you still there? Snack time.
I think we can still make sandvich. For science. You monster.
Now your thinking with Tauntkills.
"GET ON POINT!"
"Nein." *neckstretch*
Hmmm…. Wonderin' if they will use Engy's sentry guns or the usual Portal Turrets?
Wait a second, why didn't the Heavy just hold the door open for the medic? Or why didn't heavy stand on the switch and then use his Taunt to go through the door?
Dummkoffs!
Heavy has the potential to kill the companion cube quicker than any other test subject…
GLaDOS will I ever make it out alive?
Nope.
If I had an uber for everytime a Heavy ditched me…I'd have nein.
if you tought sentries were annoying before.Sentries LV 3 on portal!
so we agree that the guns are sentries?
(later)
>GLaDoS: Well you've found me, congratulations
>Heavy: SPY! *Pulls out finger gun*
>GLaDoS: Woah, WOAH, woah…
>Heavy: POW! HAHA! >:D *explosions*
>Heavy: VERY GOOD!
…
>Engineer: Nope.
Looks like this one…
*shades*
…takes the cake.
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