Sorry doctor… but sacrifices must be made, for science!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 5, 2010 · 2:00 PM 
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47 Responses to “[VIDEO] Heavy Portals Guy”

  1. Grashbar on August 5th, 2010 6:03 pm

    The Sandvich is a lie.

  2. ctf1990 on August 5th, 2010 6:04 pm

    The sandvich is a lie

  3. meinmattias on August 5th, 2010 6:05 pm

    Due to an illness, the companion cube will tonight be played by…the Medic.

  4. Lord Grammar Nazi on August 5th, 2010 6:16 pm

    Now you're thinking with Medics!

  5. Fireman9000 on August 5th, 2010 6:21 pm

    MEDIC IS SPY.

  6. Brawling Bouse on August 5th, 2010 6:30 pm

    Zis vas a trioomph!

  7. TheFancyPants on August 5th, 2010 6:30 pm

    THIS WAS TRIUMPH.
    IM MAKING SANDVICH,
    GOOD TIMES!
    HARD TO OVERSTATE MY SATISFACTION

    TWOFORTBOWL
    WE CAPTURE THE POINT BECAUSE WE CAN
    FOR THE BOMB TO BLOW UP THE ENEMY
    AND NOW THEY'RE ALL DEAD.
    BUT THERE'S NO USE CRYING OVER EVERY LOSS.
    YOU JUST KEEP BLASTING TILL YOU WIN THE GAME.
    AND THE SENTRIES GET BUILT AND WE KILL THEM ALL DEAD
    FOR THE SIDE THAT WE'RE ON

    I'M NOT EVEN HUNGRY
    . I'M BEING SO SINCERE RIGHT NOW.
    EVEN THOUGH YOU STOLE MY SANDVICH AND KILLED ME.
    AND TEABAGGED MY HEAD.
    AND BURNED UP ME AS A PRYO.
    AS I GIBBED IT HURT BECAUSE, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
    NOW THESE SNIPER MARKS MAKE A BEAUTIFUL LINE
    AND WE'RE OUT OF THE GATE WE'RE STARTING ON TIME.
    SO I'M GLAD I GOT BURNED, THINK OF ALL THE POINTS YOU EARNED
    FOR THE CLASSES WHO ARE STILL ALIVE.

    GO AHEAD AND LEAVE ME
    I THINK I PREFER TO WALK.
    MAYBE MEDIC WILL COME AND HELP YOU.
    MAYBE HE'LL UBER.
    THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA! FAT CHANCE!
    ANYWAY THIS MEAT IS GREAT,
    SO DELICIOUS AND MOIST.
    LOOK AT ME STILL EATING WHEN THERE'S KILLING TO DO.
    WHEN YOU SEE ME YOU GO "POO!"
    I HAVE CARTS TO RUN
    THERE ARE POINTS TO BE DONE
    FOR THE CLASSES WHO ARE STILL ALIVE.

    AND BELIEVE ME I AM STILL ALIVE
    I'M FIRING GUNS AND I'M STILL ALIVE
    I FEEL GREAT AND I'M STILL ALIVE
    AND WHILE YOUR BURNING I'LL BE STILL ALIVE.
    AND WHEN YOUR GIBBED I WILL BE STILL ALIVE.
    STILL ALIVE.
    still alive.

  8. Ozymil on August 5th, 2010 2:32 pm

    The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Medic is not a Spy and will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot cloak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Medic does cloak, the Enrichment Center advises you to not Spycheck.

  9. AbrohamLincoln on August 5th, 2010 6:36 pm

    The sad part is, if the medic plays the part of the cube… that means that there is infinite medics. But only one can be used. (inb4 There can only be one)

  10. aimless_void on August 5th, 2010 3:05 pm

    Get behind me, doctor!

    …Now just stay there a while

  11. Xyxoz on August 5th, 2010 7:13 pm

    Is been a loong time. Dunkoff.

  12. Alpar on August 5th, 2010 7:18 pm

    GLaDOS is Spy!

  13. NekoKnight on August 5th, 2010 7:49 pm

    Are you still there? Snack time.

    I think we can still make sandvich. For science. You monster.

  14. L3re7z on August 5th, 2010 8:22 pm

    Now your thinking with Tauntkills.

    "GET ON POINT!"
    "Nein." *neckstretch*

  15. Fearow on August 5th, 2010 8:45 pm

    Hmmm…. Wonderin' if they will use Engy's sentry guns or the usual Portal Turrets?

  16. Navy_Pheonix on August 5th, 2010 9:12 pm

    Wait a second, why didn't the Heavy just hold the door open for the medic? Or why didn't heavy stand on the switch and then use his Taunt to go through the door?

    Dummkoffs!

  17. meinmattias on August 5th, 2010 6:04 pm

    Heavy has the potential to kill the companion cube quicker than any other test subject…

  18. Matterisgood on August 5th, 2010 10:48 pm

    GLaDOS will I ever make it out alive?
    Nope.

  19. DM1293 on August 6th, 2010 12:08 am

    If I had an uber for everytime a Heavy ditched me…I'd have nein.

  20. Hakokoro on August 6th, 2010 2:03 am

    if you tought sentries were annoying before.Sentries LV 3 on portal!

  21. dope92 on August 6th, 2010 1:05 am

    so we agree that the guns are sentries?

  22. cAlTh3MAd on August 8th, 2010 10:54 am

    (later)
    >GLaDoS: Well you've found me, congratulations
    >Heavy: SPY! *Pulls out finger gun*
    >GLaDoS: Woah, WOAH, woah…
    >Heavy: POW! HAHA! >:D *explosions*
    >Heavy: VERY GOOD!

    >Engineer: Nope.

  23. femaxunit on August 9th, 2010 3:45 pm

    Looks like this one…

    *shades*

    …takes the cake.
    yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

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