Sexual innuendo. Priceless!
By TheWhiteLicorice, submitted by several people
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 3, 2010 · 12:06 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Remember kids, always use a Golem
This is the biggest collection of Pokemon related Sexual Innuendo ever!
Quick! Someone with a scouter!
What does it say about the innuendo level?!?!?!
IT'S OVER 9000
Just like the number of Pokemon there will be in ten years.
Pokemon and sex… two things that will never go well together.
The song should have ended with "Can you diglett?"
15th Generation starters in ten years. *dies of HORROR because how awful they look*
Could it be, at the end he said Nidorino because it was the only one he hadn't said?
This needs investigating! Epic +1s for anyone who lists all the ones he said!!!
Looks like this guy's living….
*puts on shades*
La vida pokemon.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Hey, they could look somewhat decent…..
Who am I kidding, they're gonna suck.
http://www.goodreads.com/story/show/239750?chapte…
Instant win! :D
Two things that should never be apart.
Misty wants to have a Sexual Liaison. What do you do?
[SEX]___________________________[ITEM]
[ASK MOTHER FOR ADVICE]_______[RUN]
NekoKnight checks items: Condoms 0x
NekoKnight chooses Sex
Go Metapod!
Metapod uses Harden. It wasn't very effective…
Metapod tries to use Stringshot…. but it fails.
Misty uses Disable, Metapod can no longer use Stringshot.
NekoKnight Struggles
NekoKnight is badly poisoned.
NekoKnight faints.
Wait! What? http://www.halolz.com/2010/04/05/congratulations/
Please don't say suck after people watched this.
remember kids, always use protect, but be careful if used repeatedly, it may fail
He should've rocksmashed his way to her heart.
This can't be a fair Pokemon battle, he had WAY more then 6 Pokemon in his roster.
I tried coming up with a joke involving sex and pokemon.
Only thing I could think of was date rape involving hypnosis. I'm going to hell aren't I?
SCREW THE RULES, HE IS GARY OAK
Welcome to the internet
o i c wut u did thar
Nope, he didn't use Hitmonlee but he used Hitmonchan.
STD's! Gotta catch em all!
If he is GARY OAK, he can rule the internet with just a blastoise, electivire, and an umbreon.Yeah I went there.
I knew you were going to say that. I have MIND READING powers.
Rap? On MY halolz?
It's more likely than you think
Gentlemen, we have a problem.
I guess you can say a Pokemon rap…
*sunglasses*
…isn't as farfetch'd as we thought.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Two things that never CAN be apart.
Like Burnout Spartan said, welcome to the internet.
Now imagine a casual-non-Pokemon-playing prostitute/pimp listening to this song.
And you are now thinking of how much they don't understand.
See how much videogames educate after all? :D
Once upon a time, there was a 6th Gen Legendary. He was so ugly that the franchise died!
The end.
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/cw7k8/red…
Here's the lyrics if anyone wants them.
If he was Gary Motherfucking Oak, she wouldn't have left him. She's have invited her FRIENDS.
68, man. I can just TASTE that hat and monocle!
Everything I know about sex I learned from Professor Oak. Wait, that's a bad thing?
That didn't help at all.
Your LOGIC makes sense
What does it taste like? I would imagine cookies.
So you come as fast as you can?
Rule 34 comes to mind
I thaught it was already over that…
Apparently, the rules aren't the only thing he screws…
Yup, Gary F*cking Oak for sure.
Apparently, they taste like chicken. Good luck!
More like electrical circuit reading powers, but wutevs…
I think they were trying to name all of the Pokemon, and he already said Diglet, so that would ruin it.
"I thought it was a cle-fable that those things were hitmon-lethal " It is there. He has won Pokemon.
Actually he did use Hitmonlee, so Nidorino was the only one not used.
"I thought it was a cle-fable that those things were hitmon-lethal "
And I though breeding was hard.
I got this thing here JUST for you! http://dirtpony.com/archives/ashes-to-ashes
Who's that STD?
I knew it was a very lame one, thanks for at least not getting it in negatives.
now I am officialy poke-mind raped : D
POISONED?!? That Misty is a SPY…
It's KRABBy!!!
Wait…there's OVER 9000!!!
Pokemon is for kids.
How does this deserve +14?
ZING!
Dare I say…
EPIC WIN!!
umad?
That, and she can't ignore his girth.
They're not Kingler, but they feel huge.
HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION!!!
Don't get too close, you might catch the ugly.
ZING!
TheWhiteLicorice (henceforth TWL): Let's get this thing recorded.
TWL used Metronome!
TWL: Okay, keep that tempo. Give me a beat, Politoed.
POLITOED used Belly Drum!
TWL: Awesome. Here we go.
TWL used Sing!
Did anyone else cringe at the pokemon spelling mistakes in this thing? 'Kangascans', hitman-chan , and who the fuck is Riach-uno? If he used Zapdos and Moltres it might as well been ArticUNO zapDOS molTRES.
He should've used Riachu as a sneeze or something.
Reminds me of that time my girlfriend used Flash.
I responded with Growl, then Horn Attack.
But I missed.
GONORRHEA, I CHOOSE YOU!
And yet, Ash will still not feel the need to settle down and acquire a stable income.
That depends, did you fap while you were thanking about it.
What? You have a girlfriend? And you play videogames? And lurk the interwebz?
Blasphemy.
Who doesn't fap while on Halolz, though, really?
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?
It's HERPPINY!
The "I can't think of a joke" joke is generally more successful than regular ones…
A horse walks in to a bar and….. fuck that's all I can think of.
Ok shower me with love now people.
We can all learn from this man's song. The biggest lesson to be learnt is:
"If a girl falls asleep on you during sex do not fret.
It is the perfect time to deliver suprise buttsecks."
I just love its cheering of joy.
You've got the CLAMPerl!!!
They did one in the first season, remember?
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Ratatta, Fearow, Pidgey… etc.
It was called the Pokerap, for Muk's sake.
A giiirl?
Get dumped.
Win the internet.
Aww, poor guy.
and adults
and old people
and motorcycles.
I don't.
I just….. oh wait, I killed my girlfriend……
…… WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOORRRRRR?!?!?!?!?!?!
Bitch.
That's what I named him last time. He's mine and there's nothing he can do 'bout it.
What the fuck happened to the Halolz I loved?
It became fickle, giving disproportionate +1’s to jokeless-jokes and Japanese to English translations.
and college
and awesome people
and infants.
You don't like my jokes? D:
/wrists
oh THAT'S RIGHT! I REMEMBER NOW!
HIS NAME IS BITCH!
Or a TANGROWTH.
and bitches
and you
and C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!