Is Falcon hoping for an out of court settlement? HYES!
By Taho-Gitwick, submitted by codemaster525
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 1, 2010 · 11:53 AM
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Categories: Artistic, Capcom, Explosives, F-Zero, Nintendo, Phoenix Wright, Serious Business, Sneak Attack, Special Attacks, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros · Leave a comment (144 Comments) |
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FALCON LAWSUIT!
Peach and every other woman within a ten mile radius was impregnated after the impact.
Um… She's in a FIGHTING game. She should KNOW she was going to get severely injured.
So Phoenix is her lawer…. knowing his history of court cases this is somehow going to end in a murder case
Falcon… AIDS!
The title is misleading. I thought this was going to be a mix of Isaiah Mustafa and Captain Falcon.
FALCON DIVE, into the best fight of your life!
OBJECTION! She is suing because that is clearly not the real Captain Falcon! Not only has she been HYES’-D enough times to know a proper FALCON….DIVE!, clearly this imposter’s suit lack the trademark laser nipples! As a witness to this fact I call my first witness, Godot.
She couldn't handle the Falcon, so naturally an explosion occured
Doesnt look like Falcon has his own lawyer. >> So it's Phoenix VS Falcon, a real lawyer against a race car driver… We require more to this comic >>
As seen here, Falcon got rid of his Lawyer after the sexual harrasment: http://www.halolz.com/2010/04/23/falcon-nipple-tw…
Maybe Falcon killed his lawyer…
Falcon rape?
The explosion is coming from his groin…
Is this a paternity suit?
The implication was that she got SUPRIZE BUTSECKS from Capitan Falcon.
SUPRIZE BUTTSECKS!!!
Falcon is representing himself.
He'll win, and Phoenix will lose his attorney's badge again.
Firey explosion = sensor bar?
which would make LAWSUIT her final smash!
Bitch got AIDS in her ass!!
He came even faster than Sonic! And more dramatically too
Ugh, I know no one's gonna care, but I feel I have to say this anyways:
Phoenix Wright is a defense attorney, not a prosecutor. If he was to help one, it would be Captain Falcon.
Explosions: Fuck Condoms, I have them
Show me yo moves!
OBJECTION!
I cannot do that because… *epic zoom in on phoenix*
I HAVE NO MOVES!!!
Um… She's in a FIGHTING game. She should KNOW she was going to get severely raped.
Phoenix has to go apprehend….some criminals…
And in one move, Capt. Falcon got more action off of Peach than Mario could ever dream of.
I told him not to rape Peach. I told him. Now he's getting his sorry ass sued. -headshake-
She was obviously coming on to him, with her floating two feet above his head and her long, flowing dress and her arms and her legs and her slow sexy breathing…
…what a whore.
None can withstand the power of my EXPLOSIVE GROIN!
Refering how the great falcon had aids…how dare you.
WHO SUBMITTED IT! WHO?!?
Even though neither one of them was naked? That must have been some intense dry humping.
What we don't see in the comic, is Ganondorf stroll in wearing a 3 piece business suit, and present the most convincing and flawless defense case ever.
In the end, Peach is sentenced to prison for being a whore and Cpt. Falcon is paid by the court.
FALCON PELVIC THRUST!
Peach should at least count herself lucky that Captain Falcon didn't tear her in half as a result of his dynamic finisher.
It's not rape, it's sex you didn't know you wanted.
here is how you settle in a suit with falcon http://www.halolz.com/2010/07/09/jersey-shore-fal…
Quite old, but nothing can't go wrong with Captain Falcon Submission.
Also, guys, there is a big fat -1 troll here.
Like everyone was at 0.
I helped, so help the others!!
and for that we thank you.
Peach is cheating on Mario constantly. She might as well be neutral about this.
well,he HAD to do that,why not settle for looking u her skirt?
Falcon cares not if you say no.
For he says yes.
a new challenger has appeared,
* Wolf enters*
"can't let you screw that falcon."
"Falcon, did you sexually assault Princess Peach?"
"……."
"Did you?"
"HYEEEEEEEEEEES! Oh damn it."
and got an abortion moments later
Of course! The good Captain can represent himself!
FALCON DEFENSE!
Its not rape if you yell suprise, or HYES in Captain Falcon's case.
"And the prosecution calls to the stand, Bowser Koopa."
"Mr. Koopa, what can you tell us about Mrs. Peach?"
"Yeah, shes a total hoe, she comes to my house all the time, I tried making traps to block her. I even have blocks on my ceiling that crush people! She comes here, begging for… Well, that's off topic. Anyway, I keep calling Mario to come get her, and she says she was harassed by me. Like hell, I'm a turtle!"
(Peach is the one being tried here, isn't Phoenix is a defense attorney?)
+1 for bringing logic.
Gotta bust a move after you bust a move.
FALCON GO TO JAIL.
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*can
If nothing can't go wrong, that means everything can go wrong.
You can't abort mini-Falcon.
Luigi.
Who?
FALCON SEXUAL ASSAULT!!!!
Captain Falcon should use the Chewbacca defense.
Wait, since Falcon is in a courtroom, and a troll is on the loose, it means that several things did go wrong, meaning he was correct!
FRIDGE BRILLIANCE!!!
You know…that green Mario guy.
He Aborts you!
Only in Soviet Russia.
maybe falcon countersued for peach not enjoying it
…into the best night of your life!
Is that a stick of dynamite in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Oh, it is a stick of dynamite?…. Well… Uh, I… Wow….
Now THAT'S a case I wanna see.
HUMPH!!! HYES!!!
So Falcon invokes Wolf to prevent the abortion of his own children?
_____ submitted the image, along with Mark and Velma.
+1 if you get my reference (doubt anyone will)
Falcon… CHILD SUPPORT!!!
FALCON WOOOOOOOOOO! FALCON WOOOOOOOOOO! Stop on your right foot; DON'T FALCON FORGET IT!
Rydia?
Sorry, Peach. You're still a whore.
So if a falcon sexually assaults you, wouldn't that be beastiality?
FALCON AIDS.
Link?
Good job plagarizing over 90 percent of Rofl's main comment on this submission.
Up to and including my emphasis.
Rydia's a guy?
Ew. No. Leave my summoner out of this.
No, he can do it anywhere.
Anyone can get more action out of Peach then Mario even Peach.
falcon would sexually assaults him?… I think It is unlikely to happen…….
FALCON RAPE!
my god…. he is -100 and less O.o
And Arnold Schwarzenegger
Yay!
My god. That's more epic fail than Falcons latest contraceptive range; "Falcon protect"
HOLD IT!!!
The "Fridge" in your statement implies after-thought. As in you watch a move, and only notice a gaping plot hole afterwords, like when you get home and get a snack from your fridge.
He's got more negative e-peen than the Colonel!
OBJECTION!
You have no clear evidence that Xyxoz never went to the fridge to get a snack after reading, or anything else for that matter! Your argument is invalid!
Falcon… DO NOT PASS GO!
He doesn't have AIDS… He creates it.
True, but he can never be first. Only the Colonel can be first.
…Knoll? But he's not green.
Including Capitalist America.
Falcon… DO NOT COLLECT $200!
Lawer?
GRAMMER HAMMER!
It's one thing if she gets kidnapped.
It's another thing IF IT'S IN PLAIN SIGHT!!
isnt that just sex in general?
…I did. I thought it was a grammar hammer, but thought the context was strange, despite being correct. I then used the restroom, and realized it was correct when I got back.
"Mr. Falcon, do you remember where you were at two o'clock yesterday?"
"YES!"
"What were you doing that time?"
"FALCON KICK!"
"So you admit to Falcon Kicking Ms. Peach."
"YES!"
"How do you excuse such behaviour?"
"SHOW ME YA MOVES!"
"…what?"
"SHOW ME YA MOVES!"
"You want me to show you my moves?"
"YES!"
"OBJECTION! The defendent is not making any-"
"HUAAAAAAH!" (Faints)
(Long silence)
"What the hell just happ--"
THE WINNER: PHOENIX WRIGHT!
"Who said that?"
So, the goombas are Peach's minions?
Geez what a waste of falcon punch, There isn't even anyone around him!
MAMAAAAAAAA!!!
But falcon didn't yell surprise…only HYES!
OBJECTION!
then what do you call your finger pointing of doom???
so…does he not care when you say *elongates neck* Nope?
Ting-? *shot*
Even more of a reason for PW to be in brawl!
WHY is this getting so many +'s ?! XD
GO GRAMMAR BALL!!!
*GRAMMAR
Hell naw!
Hi not-Link
falcon… ROLL DOUBLES OR PAY $50 TO GET OUT!
Why NOT <_<
In fact,he enjoys it when your sentry flies away because of your loose tounge.
He didn't mention Mario as the surprise witness,and his 45 minute rant on crabs..
YOU AGAIN!
You and Tael are following me…somehow…without following me….
*eerie wind*
falcon… im out of ideas
…
c-c-c-combo breaker
im a +1 angel. thats what i do on this website +1 people
its true
because we DO care! and being technically correct is the BEST kind of correct.
I can imagine that now….
"Show me your ass!"
"Nope."
"Hyes!" *surprise(?) buttsex*
So long as you aren't a grade A douche about it.
Only if you're Waluigi.
So the belief that the government created AIDS is a lie?
It's just like the cake!
Well, he's definitely faster than Sonic…
FALCON (secret) LOVE! HYES!
ZANGETSU!
When Falcon yells Hyes, it means anything.
Too much grammer stuff.
I quit.
I'm giving Zero this account.
*Grammar
My work here is done. (^_^)
Your work here is not done!
We gotta troll-check, remember?
1st of all kinda funny how you and ROFLCopter have almost the exact same comment.
2nd of all, She expected to fly off the screen(cause it's smash bros), not get surprise sex
3rd, and on a completely unrelated note, and please dun -1 me fer this, but, When's the next Smashtasm coming out?
I beat the Colonel.
Would you rather us be a grade B douche?
Not even with a Falcon Punch?
And in recent news, Toad apparently gets the most!
Fun fact: Falcon plays as the top hat!
Looks like Captain Falcon..
*sunglasses*
..went out with a bang.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*months after posted*
kekekeke….
Of course he does, he lives there!
Except Red Luigi's brother.