NUCLEAR LAUNCH Detected

I’ve always felt the Terran’s early warning system leaves something to be desired.

Also something comes out today… I can’t remember what. Definitely something.
Oh right STARCRAFT II! I’ve only been waiting 11 years for that!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 27, 2010 · 12:51 PM 
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130 Responses to “NUCLEAR LAUNCH Detected”

  1. OrionX on July 27th, 2010 4:58 pm

    Cool guys don't look at explosions.
    They build pylons, then they walk away.

  2. Roflcopter419 on July 27th, 2010 5:02 pm

    They probably have a blind and deaf guy running the early warning systems.

  3. Alpar on July 27th, 2010 5:03 pm

    And that Marine just crapped his pants. Wanna know why?

    That nuclear launch was the result of a Falcon Punch.

  4. combatbeaver on July 27th, 2010 1:03 pm

    *GRAMMAR HAMMER*

    Nukular* (as heard from the new terran ghost)

  5. LeoTheProdigy on July 27th, 2010 5:19 pm

    Everyone's been waiting for this game… but I bet it'll be about two days before people are already fed up with a number of cheap strategies.

  6. spplmj on July 27th, 2010 5:25 pm

    Alas my fellow Halolzians

    I have failed you, My computer lacks the power to play a game as great as Starcraft 3… So now, heartbroken… I will ride recklessly into the night and up Dead Man's Curve.

    Good-bye, Halolz.. I love you.

  7. Barry Allen on July 27th, 2010 1:33 pm

    !Slay Everyone

  8. Marzen on July 27th, 2010 5:36 pm

    Fuck the fact that I have no money.

    Fuck that fact RIGHT up the ass.

  9. KamikazeGible on July 27th, 2010 5:39 pm

    Reminds me of a comic strip I read on Sunday in which a kid says "I've been waiting for this game for 11 years!" Then his mom says "You're only ten years old."

  10. Ivan102 on July 27th, 2010 5:55 pm

    Tell my wife I love he- *BOOM*

  11. Nick Soapdish on July 27th, 2010 6:00 pm

    This is actually a result of a marine taking one too many stim packs.

  12. Xyxoz on July 27th, 2010 6:16 pm

    Well, lets's hope SC2 will have done the same as LoZ OoT. Then it's be so good, anyone who plays it will be glued to the keyboard to a week.

  13. MasterLuigi452 on July 27th, 2010 6:22 pm

    So Shawn…
    Starcraft 2 Group yet?

  14. Tifakitteh on July 27th, 2010 7:00 pm

    And thus projects were late, updates were pushed back, careers destroyed and families shred apart.

    Starcraft 2 is here!
    I am so drawing a kitteh in a Marine suit.

    Also, Blizzard had to do it; they put two free trials for WoW in the SC2 boxes.

  15. Aboithagameboi on July 27th, 2010 7:06 pm

    CRITICAL HIT!

  16. spaghettiweegee on July 27th, 2010 7:37 pm

    Well, shoot. I've never played Starcraft… It appears as if my streak of unfunny comments must continue…

  17. Brawling Bouse on July 27th, 2010 4:09 pm

    Ahhh yeah… that's the stuff!

  18. Inky Blue on July 27th, 2010 6:49 pm

    Starcraft II? ABOUT TIME!!!

    *opens wallet and a moth flies out*

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  19. Acias on July 28th, 2010 12:36 am

    Meh, who cares about SC2, it doesn't have hats.

  20. shadow649 on July 28th, 2010 1:51 am

    So what is the likelihood of someone who's only income is birthday money, random jobs for neighbours and searching under couch cushions able to buy a computer good enough for this absolutely amazing game? Why didn't I save up 11 years ago? DOH! I like consoles because they don't need to be replaced and are cheaper. Now all i need is an xbox version of the game that uses a keyboard and mouse to play…

  21. MasterLuigi452 on July 28th, 2010 2:01 am

    Guys?
    I think there is -1 troll here…

  22. Dimomarg on July 28th, 2010 8:43 am

    OH CRAP IN A BUCKET, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABO--[boom]

  23. Tael on July 28th, 2010 7:25 am

    *Wrangler shields everyone from nuclear explosion*
    Engie: Nope.

  24. Tael on July 28th, 2010 11:31 am

    Although you can't see it in the picture, that explosion is made up of millions of zergs.

  25. shadow649 on July 28th, 2010 4:00 pm

    Stimz here? it's more likely than i think.

  26. Rockman X on July 29th, 2010 1:47 am

    2 FREE TRIALS ON MOTORCYCLES!

  27. arthas67 on July 29th, 2010 12:33 am

    MUTANY Detected

  28. tmotom on August 1st, 2010 11:36 pm

    FALCON NUKE!!!!!!

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