I’ve always felt the Terran’s early warning system leaves something to be desired.
Also something comes out today… I can’t remember what. Definitely something.
Oh right STARCRAFT II! I’ve only been waiting 11 years for that!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 27, 2010 · 12:51 PM
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Cool guys don't look at explosions.
They build pylons, then they walk away.
I believe you mean "Construct".
Lrn2Starcraftlines
They probably have a blind and deaf guy running the early warning systems.
And that Marine just crapped his pants. Wanna know why?
That nuclear launch was the result of a Falcon Punch.
*GRAMMAR HAMMER*
Nukular* (as heard from the new terran ghost)
C.Falcon? In mah starcrafts?
"Don't you mean "nuclear"?"
"No. "Nukular", that's what George W. Bush says. You dare defy a president?!"
+1 for whoever gets the reference.
that same new ghost line was probably inspired by that reference :S
and that was the other hidden reference in mah first post Alpar.
HYES!
+1 for teh combatbeevurs.
…but wait!
there's more!: target="_blank">
Helen Keller?
FREE PUNCH CHE-
Nope
Everyone's been waiting for this game… but I bet it'll be about two days before people are already fed up with a number of cheap strategies.
But we ain't finished yet!
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put up the german dub one by accident…
D'OH!
Correct, sir, except for the fact that she is not a guy.
Alas my fellow Halolzians
I have failed you, My computer lacks the power to play a game as great as Starcraft 3… So now, heartbroken… I will ride recklessly into the night and up Dead Man's Curve.
Good-bye, Halolz.. I love you.
Jizzed in my pants when I read that reference.
!Slay Everyone
I already know them all 'cause I was in the beta! :D
Fuck the fact that I have no money.
Fuck that fact RIGHT up the ass.
Reminds me of a comic strip I read on Sunday in which a kid says "I've been waiting for this game for 11 years!" Then his mom says "You're only ten years old."
Top secret intel retrieved from the Jacobs installation on the Ghost Project.
…
"We're whalers on the moon~"
Hm, maybe not.
Bitch don't know 'bout my time travel skillz.
Shawn, you lucky dog.
This is Starcraft 2, not 3. You might want to save this apology for 11 more years, when the next Starcraft game comes out.
You don't know that for sure!
Time travel?! Great Scott!
The 's' is silent.
God damn it! I mistook the last ! for a I now i have to go ride up Dead Man's Curve again!
Tell my wife I love he- *BOOM*
This is actually a result of a marine taking one too many stim packs.
Well, lets's hope SC2 will have done the same as LoZ OoT. Then it's be so good, anyone who plays it will be glued to the keyboard to a week.
I was in the beta too!
Couldn't win a single match =(
So Shawn…
Starcraft 2 Group yet?
Neither does Helen Keller.
Did they confirm that they carry a harpoon?
And thus projects were late, updates were pushed back, careers destroyed and families shred apart.
Starcraft 2 is here!
I am so drawing a kitteh in a Marine suit.
Also, Blizzard had to do it; they put two free trials for WoW in the SC2 boxes.
That would be AWESOME!
He could start his own race!
CRITICAL HIT!
*smokes a cigarette*
You'd think she'd've felt down there to check.
…what? Even cavemen did it. Check out stuff on Neolithic fertility cults.
Yeh, but she wouldnt know the difference between male and female
Unless you are implying that she checked other people. Are you saying that she was not chaste? You horrible, horrible person
Well, shoot. I've never played Starcraft… It appears as if my streak of unfunny comments must continue…
There's no point since there ain't no whales, so we tell tales, and sing our whaling tune.
In the middle of a battlefield? Well, I'd guess the Vultures would be willing to-
OH BUT THEY DON'T EXIST IN STARCRAFT II NOW DO THEY.
*Does Soldier's shotgun taunt*
Ahhh yeah… that's the stuff!
inb4wasitgoodforyoutoo?
Time Travel? In my universe?
nope.avi
Completely unrelated, but has anyone seen Zelda or Samus?
Related statement: You monster.
I ruined my pants too.
Only it wasn't Jizz o_o
Was it enjoyable for yourself as well?
And then bender breaks in and gangrapes Alpar.
/scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOB"
The probability is slightly higher than that of what you would expect.
I'm right here. What did you need me for?
Starcraft II? ABOUT TIME!!!
*opens wallet and a moth flies out*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I was just asking.
Since you haven't made a post for a loooooong time.
So how many characters are there on this site?
We have King Leonidas, Zelda, Samus, X, Freaky Fish Guy, and I know I'm probably missing someone…
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do!!!
Psh, at least you get moths…mine left after I started charging rent…
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!
Just like sleeping with your mother!!!
Wait…what?
Looks like it's the job for torrents.
But what if it were to be in a parallel universe?
Meh, who cares about SC2, it doesn't have hats.
Nuclear Hemroids Detected?
Or the fourth dimension!
They just got flamethrowers as an upgrade. The wheels are more of a limitation but are easier to mass produce.
CDiGanon.
I think Link…
AuraMaster's a Lucario, does that count?
I have a beta! but wait what's that Hal 9000? It won't run? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! SCREW YOU Imma go buy the hal 9001 for only 9999.99$ and maybe he can run it because his video card isn't from the mid 1800s!!!!! so btw do you know of a good computer I can get with the $246 i currently have? nope.avi?
no but it has card games on hellions!
go play starcraft now! quick before the online is abandoned!
Unlike duke nukem forever and half life 2 episode 3 this game is actually going to exist!
*plays Tf2 to find out what it is. Looks at computer desktop "nope.avi". runs to nearest store not overun by sc2 fans and buys it*
So what is the likelihood of someone who's only income is birthday money, random jobs for neighbours and searching under couch cushions able to buy a computer good enough for this absolutely amazing game? Why didn't I save up 11 years ago? DOH! I like consoles because they don't need to be replaced and are cheaper. Now all i need is an xbox version of the game that uses a keyboard and mouse to play…
If they are glued to the keyboard then they can't move their hands to press the different buttons… maybe glued to their chair…
That's the spirit! now we need someone to hurry up and get it up and make it work for online!
Does i count or did my game fail too much? btw sonic's really the fake i was in the original black and white (and red) version that didn't exist.
Guys?
I think there is -1 troll here…
Already on it.
Although there are a lot of people that are trying to download…
The s is silent as in smart mart?
2 FREE TRIALS?!?!?!
Yeah, Shadow also, even though his game sucked.
Leave shooting to the professionals, little furry.
So, it was more likely than we thought?
There was that other green guy too I think. Maybe it was Link's cousin?
Good computers? In MY price range?
nope.avi
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/042009/1239788892_jizz-…
Warning,Death Imminent.
CARRIER GAMES ON HELLIONS?!
Although it really has an arcade-style space shooter mini-game.
With really delayed controls.
Did any of you kill a -1 troll on the way in here? No, then we still have a problem.
*Plops E-Peenless Body on the table*
Can't let you do that, fancy talk!
But then they could hobble away from the game! We don't want that happening!
What? No, I was just trying to say I like cake.
its like raiden but with only 2 types of shooters, its fun but yeah its delayed as fuck.
WE ARE IN THE 4TH DIMENSION!!!!!!! (the 4th dimension is "time")
Hellions: the g rated version of the vultures…
Some are stronger then others!
Nope
AuraMater huh?…
OH CRAP IN A BUCKET, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABO--[boom]
I say, you are correct! Who are you again? You that green guy, right?
Everyone forgets the little guys…
It's more likely than…
wait, no it isn't…
What are you, president of his fan club?
Lies! Subterfuge! Trickery!
*Wrangler shields everyone from nuclear explosion*
Engie: Nope.
Although you can't see it in the picture, that explosion is made up of millions of zergs.
Psh, time is only an invention of man's belief to be in control of his own realm. Time is only relative to the orbit of the Earth in relation to the sun. If the Earth's rotation were to come to a complete stop and all of the clocks in the world no longer functioned, one could ask where is your time God now and there'd be nothing you could say or do to stop that.
Better than having them unplug the keyboard and running… I propose we glue the chairs down.
Objection! There is no time god in my religion so therefor I will not perceive the clocks stopping or the world stopping and my life will continue to be exceedingly average.
Stimz here? it's more likely than i think.
Well we all learned german for grenade after too much call of duty (if there is such thing as too much) so I think I can translate it by using an algorithm. Whalers on the moon? that's odd… back to the drawing board.
G for gravity limited? vultures could float so they could resist the force of friction.
I think his name was steve?
I'm too tall so i can't see them…
Well if i invent time travel then i can sell the invention or go to the future were the computers are cheaper. Or i could wait until sc 3! I would have to go 9000 years into the future and hope i get into the beta.
The plural form of zerg is zerg. zerg is a noun used to describe a mass of more than 1 zerg type eg. a drone and an overlord.
No…
That would be your MOTHER!
Yes, everyone knows that the delicious spongy pastry has been revealed as fictitious.
*gapes*
Dammit! I can't understand archaic!
My monocle was destroyed in a fight with Sigma!
…with Alzheimer's.
Family Guy reference. "It's pronounced "nukular"; the 's' is silent."
Also, my name is AuraMaster. You misspelled my name. Prepare to die.
Then again, you made me think of Mater from Cars as a Lucario, and that made me laugh.
2 FREE TRIALS ON MOTORCYCLES!
MUTANY Detected
geddit? LuCARio?
also imagining Lucario as a country bumpkin international harvester is a bit…difficult for me…
FALCON NUKE!!!!!!