I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A SCIENTIST SALARIAN

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 26, 2010 · 11:08 AM 
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61 Responses to “I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A SCIENTIST SALARIAN”

  1. JnrX91 on July 26th, 2010 11:20 am

    Way To State The Obvious :3

  2. _Twitch_ on July 26th, 2010 3:22 pm

    Gilbert and sullivan? In my mass effect two!?

  3. LeoTheProdigy on July 26th, 2010 11:29 am

    I am the very model of a scientist Salarian,
    I've studies species, Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
    I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology),
    because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).

    My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
    I am the very model of a scientist Salariaaaaaaan!

    *awkward stares, awkward throat-clearing*

  4. Marzen on July 26th, 2010 3:43 pm

    But now that he's a model, how can he tell me about the birds and the bees? D:

  5. tveye on July 26th, 2010 3:45 pm

    And a sexy model I might add.

    Couldn't hurt to lose a few pounds, though…

  6. _Twitch_ on July 26th, 2010 3:49 pm

    Thanks for sharing what you've learnt, Leo.

  7. LeoTheProdigy on July 26th, 2010 4:19 pm

    Proud to be here, Twitch. Thank you for including me.

  8. Miles on July 26th, 2010 4:49 pm

    Birds and the bees….. that's about sex, right?

  9. LeoTheProdigy on July 26th, 2010 5:27 pm

    Interspecies sex!

  10. KamikazeGible on July 26th, 2010 5:33 pm

    Didn't get it until I scorlled down and saw the platform. Then I lol'd. Then I srs'd. ಠ_ಠ

  11. Nick Soapdish on July 26th, 2010 5:52 pm

    I just can't figure the scale of this joke. It's all alien to me.

  12. BurnoutSpartan on July 26th, 2010 6:56 pm

    Warning label:
    Do not *ingest*.

  13. Barry Allen on July 26th, 2010 7:08 pm

    He never really was on your side…

  14. Barry Allen on July 26th, 2010 7:12 pm

    Maybe he wants to model for something?

  15. AuraMaster on July 26th, 2010 7:39 pm

    Looks like Mordin…
    *sunglasses*

    …is a plastic surgeon.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

  16. KamikazeGible on July 26th, 2010 8:30 pm

    Obligatory over 9000 joke is obligaroty

  17. Aboithagameboi on July 26th, 2010 8:58 pm

    How is that relevant?

  18. Aboithagameboi on July 26th, 2010 8:58 pm

    Bestiality?

  19. SS4FireFox on July 26th, 2010 9:07 pm

    …in some way,i'm sure…i think….probably not

  20. MassiveDamage on July 26th, 2010 9:26 pm

    Gentlemen, there seems to be a troll among us.

    +1 to help.

  21. Daifuku on July 26th, 2010 9:44 pm

    So, you just get done with quite possibly the greatest Gilbert and Sullivan reference in the history of video games to describe your greatness in science and who do you see getting results with a crowbar alone?

    Gordan Motherfucking Freeman.

  22. Daifuku on July 26th, 2010 5:44 pm

    So, you just get done with quite possibly the greatest (and only) Gilbert and Sullivan reference in the history of video games to describe your greatness in science and who do you see getting results to every experiment ever with a crowbar alone?

    Gordan Motherfucking Freeman.

  23. Miles on July 26th, 2010 10:10 pm

    Hey, congrats on 69 MassiveDamage(Where's the giant enemy crab? XD)

  24. M4DD4WG on July 26th, 2010 10:15 pm

    in that he operates on plastic? *trollface*

  25. died70 on July 26th, 2010 10:15 pm

    wait wait wait, what is this "sex" of which you speak?

  26. died70 on July 26th, 2010 10:24 pm

    Oh god I sure hope he wasn't one of those celebrities who has a bunch of crotch sho…
    oh wait never mind.

  27. KiruBananers on July 26th, 2010 10:59 pm

    Giant enemy crabs are in Scouts Mothers undies.

  28. Miles on July 26th, 2010 11:01 pm

    Oh..
    Good thing I wan't sleeping with her

  29. Aboithagameboi on July 26th, 2010 11:27 pm

    +1 for helping

  30. Aboithagameboi on July 26th, 2010 11:28 pm

    Can you ignore his girth?

  31. Marzen on July 26th, 2010 11:35 pm

    You cheater, Massive D:. How did you get +3 more than my original post? ):

  32. Miles on July 26th, 2010 11:44 pm

    I'd like to point out that All toasters toast bread into toast.

  33. died70 on July 26th, 2010 11:54 pm

    what is this, I don't even…

  34. died70 on July 26th, 2010 11:57 pm

    it's "wasn't"

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!

  35. meinmattias on July 26th, 2010 8:25 pm

    It's a typo. The hammer is not needed.

  36. KamikazeGible on July 27th, 2010 12:41 am

    My mind is officially blown.

  37. Barry Allen on July 27th, 2010 12:50 am

    That song, *sniff* was beautiful. *sniff*

  38. Barry Allen on July 27th, 2010 1:14 am

    No, no you can not.

  39. Aboithagameboi on July 27th, 2010 1:25 am

    But unfortunately, there are no bagelers.

  40. Aboithagameboi on July 27th, 2010 1:25 am

    Because he anti-trolled.

  41. TCC on July 27th, 2010 1:33 am

    it's probably cake, cause in my experience it's always a lie. -,-

  42. TCC on July 26th, 2010 9:38 pm

    I am the very model of a convention collectible
    I've been set upon this platform to be everyone's spectacle
    it's really quite pathetic (how they all want a good peek of me)
    because I am a figurine (which nerds collect religiously.)

  43. Daifuku on July 27th, 2010 2:48 am

    Depends, can you ignore a crowbar being shoved up your ass sideways?

  44. AuraMaster on July 27th, 2010 3:20 am

    They're not Alaskan King, but they definitely feel huge.

  45. AuraMaster on July 26th, 2010 11:26 pm

    My mint condition values range from priceless to expendable,
    I am the very model of a convention collectibleeeeeee!

    *awkward stares, awkward throat-clearing*

  46. TCC on July 27th, 2010 4:25 am

    thanks for sharing what you've learned Aura.

  47. Juggernaut470 on July 27th, 2010 1:56 am

    Probably not? With a probability of neintee nein point nein nein nein percent, i'd say that it is more probable than not, that it is not relevant.

  48. ZombieGoatse on July 27th, 2010 7:42 am

    Only Alpar can.

  49. Juggernaut470 on July 27th, 2010 10:04 am

    OIC whut you did thar.

  50. Juggernaut470 on July 27th, 2010 7:15 am

    I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
    I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
    From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
    I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
    I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
    About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news,
    With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
    I’m very good at integral and differential calculus;
    I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

    Oh, wait… Well, at least I know the roots…

  51. combatbeaver on July 27th, 2010 8:50 am
  52. lien1 on July 27th, 2010 10:02 am

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    Try and picture Mordin for the entire the pirate of Penzance.

  53. Miles on July 27th, 2010 3:09 pm

    Not only that, but your clearly inexperienced.
    Your supposed to use the hammer, then correct the person.

  54. Rockman X on July 27th, 2010 4:47 pm

    No but there's frosting.
    It turns bagels into donuts.

  55. Aboithagameboi on July 27th, 2010 6:45 pm

    Maybe >.>

  56. meinmattias on July 28th, 2010 2:46 am

    My clearly inexperienced?

  57. Rockman X on July 28th, 2010 3:05 am

    … Oh fine!
    Grammar Buster! -shot self-
    *you're
    And I wasn't speaking to you!

  58. JboneDRS on July 28th, 2010 8:28 am

    I doubt this "model" sings as well…

  59. MassiveDamage on July 28th, 2010 12:59 pm

    And I'm that good.

  60. Dimomarg on July 30th, 2010 9:52 pm

    I am the very model of the very model of a scientist salariaaan….

  61. AuraMaster on July 31st, 2010 7:07 am

    Proud to be here, TCC. Thank you for including me.

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