RE-DEAD REDEMPTION

Looks like this zombie’s out for payback! Payback for the last time he failed to dry-hump Link to death!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 24, 2010 · 11:09 PM 
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50 Responses to “RE-DEAD REDEMPTION”

  1. Fearow on July 25th, 2010 3:14 am

    Phail whale :I Should be on the Wii due to the face belonging to LoZ x3

  2. Jet_Sparrow on July 25th, 2010 3:24 am

    …Navi? I uh…I might actually need your help this time.

  3. KamikazeGible on July 25th, 2010 3:25 am

    I am so glad I'm not the only one who thought of this when seeing the game in stores.

  4. clownx on July 24th, 2010 11:28 pm

    Dude! I totally joked about that too!

  5. Lekonua on July 25th, 2010 3:28 am

    That is actually quite terrifying.

  6. MurasakiDoku on July 25th, 2010 3:29 am

    As if these guys didn't make me nervous as hell already….

  7. Warlord Senax on July 25th, 2010 3:36 am

    Hey! Listen! Fire the shotgun by pulling the trigger!

  8. Daifuku on July 25th, 2010 3:49 am

    Other titles you may enjoy are:
    Grand Theft Garuda
    Viewtiful Shiek
    Ys IV: The Mask of the Majora

  9. Inky Blue on July 25th, 2010 3:49 am

    He died because a black guy ran into the doctors and took all the medicine

    This is what happens if you get gangrene and don't go to hospital…

    …also don't do drugs kids

  10. KamikazeGible on July 25th, 2010 3:50 am

    Is THAT how you do it? Thanks Navi, you're a real pal! -cheesy thumbs up-

  11. SnowKatana on July 24th, 2010 11:53 pm

    PEELZ!? WHERE!?

  12. Ozymil on July 25th, 2010 4:02 am

    This only reinforces the idea that cowboys are gay.
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  13. Xyxoz on July 25th, 2010 12:24 am

    Link: Ugh…Another back humper. Just stay out of sight and I'll be-
    *bang*
    Link: GAH!! What the fuck?! Where the hell?! Oh no… Oh GOD no. Oh god GET AWAY FROM ME!!! YAAAHH GAAAAHH!!!!!

  14. Psychopatrick88 on July 25th, 2010 12:24 am

    This will be in DLC in a year or so. :P

  15. Navy_Pheonix on July 25th, 2010 4:31 am

    Great, now he can hogtie you so you can't escape while he dry humps you.

  16. AuraMaster on July 25th, 2010 4:44 am

    Either he dry humps you, or he blows your head off and desecrates your corpse. Either way, you're gonna get raped.

  17. Miles on July 25th, 2010 5:18 am

    Nah!
    It'll be on the WiiStation360
    Can someone link to it or show it?

  18. Tael on July 25th, 2010 5:26 am

    Navi's such a b****. I would know.

  19. Tael on July 25th, 2010 5:28 am

    *sees the rating*
    Does that stand for rape?

  20. KamikazeGible on July 25th, 2010 5:36 am

    OBJECTION! You shouldn't be able to know what Navi's like because Tael and Navi aren't in the same game! -proud nod-

  21. aimless_void on July 25th, 2010 5:39 am

    Explore the Wild West! Shoot up a saloon! Hold up a train!

    RAPE. PEOPLE'S. FACES.

  22. aimless_void on July 25th, 2010 1:42 am

    Have you spoken with your sister recently?

  23. SS4FireFox on July 25th, 2010 5:43 am

    I rode in a gang
    Left me for dead when i got-
    SCREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAM!

    *facehump*

  24. KiruBananers on July 25th, 2010 5:43 am

    Time Space Continum allows them,its the knowledge of video games.

  25. KamikazeGible on July 25th, 2010 5:49 am

    Curse the Time Space Continum. That thing never liked me.

  26. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 25th, 2010 5:56 am

    ZombieGoatse is a cowboy?

  27. AuraMaster on July 25th, 2010 6:25 am

    *smacks Dai with a rolled up magazine*

    GERUDO.

  28. JerreyRough on July 25th, 2010 2:57 am

    This is the most hilarious and horrifying and creepy thing I have ever seen. Although I'm not sure if I'll have nightmares with such a paradox…

  29. Pringer X on July 25th, 2010 3:02 am

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    *rape*

  30. ZombieGoatse on July 25th, 2010 3:44 am

    I signed a deal with Microsoft and they gave me a cowboy hat.
    It's a bit fruity at the best of times but It sure does beat getting stabbed to Uhh. . . Re-Death? Yea, Re-death. It's much better than that.

  31. ZombieGoatse on July 25th, 2010 7:47 am

    Or whatever I can reach- I MEAN YOU GET TO SHOOT A GUN!

  32. ZombieGoatse on July 25th, 2010 3:53 am

    (( Typical action movie announcer voice. ))

    A town wracked with hardship
    Monsters of all kinds loosed upon the defenseless Hyrulians.
    A Hero is called upon.

    ZombieGoatse.

    He's A loose cannon Zombie who doesn't play by the rules.

    His Shotgun and stunvoice are his only companions as he hunts down the infamous Link. And epic showdown in Kakariko Village is bound to ensue.

    Two will enter. One will be raped.

    This is. . .
    RE-DEAD
    REDEMPTION
    The return of the Pelvic thrust.

    In theaters February 33rd

  33. Juggernaut470 on July 25th, 2010 9:33 am

    WiiStation360? Why, no such thing exists! However, the WiiS360 does indeed (not) exist! Unfortunatly, after 2 minutes of browsing google… No images were found…

  34. Zink120 on July 25th, 2010 10:49 am

    Slowest. Game. Ever.

  35. Juggernaut470 on July 25th, 2010 7:35 am

    Well, if my proud gamer knowledge holds correct, there is one thing that can alow this… A chronographic singularity, produced from the singularity tower built by the russians some time around the 1950's.

  36. Tael on July 25th, 2010 11:47 am

    Of course not, I don't go into the kitchen that often.

  37. Tael on July 25th, 2010 11:47 am

    HOLD IT!
    Ever wondered why she isn't in that game?
    I got to her first…

  38. PallyPower on July 25th, 2010 12:31 pm

    Right when I was going to ask how you hump someone with a shotgun, you answer my question!

  39. Alpar on July 25th, 2010 12:47 pm

    Why hold the gun in the cover? Re-Deads just rape everything to death.

  40. KiruBananers on July 25th, 2010 1:10 pm

    Grats Shawn,2 sexy posts in a row.

    One ruining my childhood,the other making me shudder.

    Top of the line.

  41. combatbeaver on July 25th, 2010 1:45 pm

    why sure navi… *slowly points the gun at her*

  42. Roflcopter419 on July 25th, 2010 3:15 pm

    http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6613/wiistatio

    (Not) coming soon to a store near you.

  43. Tifakitteh on July 25th, 2010 12:43 pm

    Proof that not all crossovers are good things, especially for green-garbed boys…

    The rating should be FR. For Face Rape.

    Also made by Rotstar.

  44. spaghettiweegee on July 25th, 2010 4:45 pm

    Rated AO for explicit sexual content.

    ..Even though Re-Deads techinically don't have penises…

  45. spaghettiweegee on July 25th, 2010 4:47 pm

    Looks like Link's taking a trip to… Brokeback mountain.

  46. AuraMaster on July 25th, 2010 9:30 pm
  47. GuessWho666 on July 26th, 2010 4:03 am

    HEY!LISTEN!
    it doesn't matter i will always be there to say
    HEY!LISTEN!

  48. GuessWho666 on July 26th, 2010 4:07 am

    HEY!LISTEN!
    Why do i even bother to help Link he never listens. No one understands me.
    *sobs in corner*

  49. GuessWho666 on July 27th, 2010 2:21 am

    HEY!LISTEN!
    Ask and u shall receive

  50. dope92 on July 28th, 2010 6:56 am

    i feel kinda stupid for not noticing this…

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