FALCON'S UNFILTERED GAZE...

Captain Falcon’s Annual Eye Exam:
“Okay Cap, remove your visor and take a look at the eye chart.
Now which is better… one, or two?”
“HYES!”

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 23, 2010 · 1:04 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (217 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
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F-Zero, Nintendo, Super Smash Bros, Weird, Wii

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78 Responses to “FALCON’S UNFILTERED GAZE…”

  1. Silas123781 on July 23rd, 2010 5:08 pm

    What is this? I dont even!

  2. Gamage on July 23rd, 2010 5:14 pm

    D:

  3. Dracojounin7 on July 23rd, 2010 5:15 pm

    Captain Falcon is shielding his eyes. For a God, he has one weakness: the Sun.

  4. Roflcopter419 on July 23rd, 2010 5:15 pm

    It's at times when I see horrid things like this I relish being a Wolfite.

  5. SenorTaco77 on July 23rd, 2010 5:16 pm

    HE SEES INTO YOUR SOUL!!!!!!
    And then he gives you a pie if you've been showing your moves.
    *Gets pie*

  6. Alpar on July 23rd, 2010 5:20 pm

    He looked a lot better in the anime…

    And his Falcon Punch actually lands a hit.

  7. Rocker23220 on July 23rd, 2010 5:20 pm

    The Almighty Falcon has eyes?
    That IS kinda creepy….
    Put the visor back on please?

  8. Alfa on July 23rd, 2010 1:38 pm

    Oh come on, he doesnt look THAT bad! It could be worse! Yeah, he could be bald and have a big nose!

  9. Miles on July 23rd, 2010 5:40 pm

    It's…. It's amazing.
    The Lord Falcon has showed his eyes, and we gamers will be brought to salvation!
    *cries manly tears of happiness*

  10. Gaytits on July 23rd, 2010 2:02 pm

    Thank god that didn't work. The nose and jaw are different.

  11. Annonith on July 23rd, 2010 6:19 pm

    Actually the very first thing that came to my mind after seeing this submission was "Oh hey he looks kinda like Arnold". So +1.

  12. codemaster525 on July 23rd, 2010 6:24 pm

    Good to see some old regulars posting again Yatt.

  13. LeoTheProdigy on July 23rd, 2010 6:36 pm

    I AM THE FALCONATOR.

  14. TCC on July 23rd, 2010 6:46 pm

    not shielding, SALUTING! FOR THE SUN HAD SHOWN THINE MOVES, AND THEY WERE GOOD! HYES! :U

  15. TCC on July 23rd, 2010 6:47 pm

    if you think this is bad, you DEFINITELY don't want to see what's under wolfs scouter… ._.

  16. Fhantinabox on July 23rd, 2010 6:52 pm

    In the next game, Captain Falcon will yell "GET TO DA BLUE FALCON!"

  17. NekoKnight on July 23rd, 2010 7:06 pm

    Thanks to the Falconator, all F-Zero racers will run on green energy! Mute City has never had clearer air!

    Sadly they burn up all their power after the first 100 meters and end of coasting the rest of the way…

  18. MasterLuigi452 on July 23rd, 2010 7:15 pm

    SOMEBODY GET ME AN EYE BLEACHER!!!

  19. KamikazeGible on July 23rd, 2010 7:18 pm

    Some secret identities are better left secret…

  20. Roflcopter419 on July 23rd, 2010 7:34 pm

    I thought that was what it was supposed to be.

  21. GameboyPATH on July 23rd, 2010 7:44 pm

    Governor Falcon?

  22. dope92 on July 23rd, 2010 8:07 pm

    someone just had to animate it.

  23. Inky Blue on July 23rd, 2010 8:07 pm

    I don't know how to feel right now

  24. aimless_void on July 23rd, 2010 8:45 pm

    In the early days, when the Earth was young and life was but an unborn infant crawling in the womb of the great seas, the Falcon viewed his domain unobstructed, able to cast his divine gaze to all parts of creation, unhindered and able to pass judgement over all moves shown him. But lo, the Earth split, and from within its fuming maw came a cry, "Can't let you view that, Falcon God." And the Mighty Wolf struck out toward his blue adversary with a pane of the darkest glass, blocking the Falcon's vision and denying him his omniscience, crippling the Falcon for years to come.

  25. Miles on July 23rd, 2010 9:00 pm

    Dude, 2nd creepiest thing I've ever seen.
    1st and 3rd, I posted in the Fox/Wolf Staring Contest
    Although 3 isn't so bad…

  26. Xyxoz on July 23rd, 2010 9:24 pm

    SHOW ME A TOOMA!!

  27. SS4FireFox on July 23rd, 2010 11:00 pm

    FAAAAALCON STARE!

  28. BlazingBlur on July 23rd, 2010 8:22 pm

    CAN NOT UNSEE!

  29. Kam_Fakami on July 24th, 2010 2:36 am

    Yeah, when they were making the game, they wanted C. Falcon's helmet to break if it took alot of damage. Same with Meta Knight's mask. They even had textures that showed the helmet and mask cracking.

  30. Brawling Bouse on July 24th, 2010 3:44 am

    What is this?

    I don't even…

  31. TehVortex on July 24th, 2010 7:46 am

    That's not a sunset in the background. That's a supernova of moves being shown left right and center…exploding.

  32. Kirby_Emprer on July 24th, 2010 8:18 am

    so….beautiful…

  33. combatbeaver on July 24th, 2010 10:01 am

    so all this time our great god captain falcon was… rel="nofollow">the cookie monster?

  34. StarFox64 on July 24th, 2010 5:46 pm

    Only those with pure hearts can stay alive standing in awe of his godly gaze. Or those who have shown their moves.

  35. calamitasx on July 24th, 2010 7:16 pm

    The good Captain is actually even bald. There is a hack that was passed down the Armstro -- I mean Falcon line for generations, and that shows him clearly bald, and with manly pink sparkles.

  36. JboneDRS on July 25th, 2010 6:31 pm

    What has been seen, can not be unseen…

  37. Kam_Fakami on July 26th, 2010 8:11 pm

    DAT ASS!!

  38. tmotom on July 27th, 2010 2:12 am

    show ya mo-…. face?

  39. Sparks178 on July 28th, 2010 8:05 pm

    Protect Me, monocle!

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