So there’s a big scorpion robot here or something…
No shit douchebag. It’s literally been here for 15 years!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 22, 2010 · 5:32 PM 
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Bad Grammer, Explosives, Final Fantasy, Foreign Object, Heavy Weapons, Playstation, Robots, Square Enix, Xbox 360

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30 Responses to “[VIDEO] Final Fantasy XIII: The Original English Dub”

  1. Pinky Teh Ghost on July 22nd, 2010 9:43 pm

    He's just trippin' out.

  2. Dr. Furry on July 22nd, 2010 10:23 pm

    i'm not a big fan of final fantasy, hell im not a big fan of alot of stuff, but i loled pretty hard at this

  3. ZombieGoatse on July 22nd, 2010 10:24 pm

    "You know this isn't exactly the best place for his, but, Whatevs. Just ignore the dying and the Monsters and the sold- Oh, baby, where you going? Psshaw. Whatevs. You know, just, go fall in a whole and die or somethin- No baby! I didn't mean it literally!"

  4. Missinko009 on July 22nd, 2010 6:25 pm

    Those aren't crystals of meth officer!!! They're uhh…SPIRITUAL…yeah that's it!

    Crystal Cronicles…Whoa…it's like, totally nothing like XIII…and ironically, FF XIII is nothing like the legit games…

  5. Roflcopter419 on July 22nd, 2010 10:32 pm

    This is as bad as 4kid's dubs.

  6. SenorTaco77 on July 22nd, 2010 10:32 pm

    "I normally don't give guns to little girls I usually give em something else you know what I'm saying" So the Blonde Guy is a Pedo?

  7. spplmj on July 22nd, 2010 6:34 pm

    I knew Square Enix was following me around

    I remember when this happened to, I had just returned home after I received the Medal of Honor for killing Osama Bin Laden by stangling him with my monocle. When I got home my friend steve baked me some brownies and put them in a top hat. I remember eating the brownies then this happened…

  8. Inky Blue on July 22nd, 2010 11:01 pm

    Two minutes later, the side charactors start talking about how love and friendship will help them win

    and he'd be like "whatever you're on, cut the dose or cut me some"

  9. Alpar on July 22nd, 2010 11:14 pm

    Ahahahahahahaaha!

    Oh wait you're serious?

  10. Inky Blue on July 22nd, 2010 7:20 pm

    …I think he's serious

  11. KamikazeGible on July 22nd, 2010 7:27 pm

    What's stangling? I don't believe I've heard that verb before.

  12. Xyxoz on July 22nd, 2010 11:30 pm

    ಠmರೃ
    Wigglythulu is not amused.

  13. Alpar on July 22nd, 2010 11:38 pm

    AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

    ahaahahaha

    ..haha….
    ……Yeah, no.

  14. Missinko009 on July 22nd, 2010 11:48 pm

    Srsly?
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  • Daifuku on July 22nd, 2010 11:55 pm

    Faildure.

  • Daifuku on July 23rd, 2010 12:03 am

    I think that parakeet needs a limit breaker. The soda can obviously has over 10,000 defense.

  • Daifuku on July 23rd, 2010 12:04 am

    "You know, you're pretty much worthless."

    Exactly what I thought of FF XIII.

  • MrRaccoon on July 23rd, 2010 12:41 am

    So, you must be high in order to dub a videogame?
    Man were do I sign up?

  • Missinko009 on July 23rd, 2010 1:12 am

    Wait…that's OVER 9000!!! Damn, I never was good at math but 9 is my favorite number. Go parakeet go!!! I wish mine were that epic…

  • PallyPower on July 23rd, 2010 1:22 am

    The sad thing is that this is still better than Choas Wars.

  • Cyberblood on July 22nd, 2010 9:34 pm

    lol.
    I work at retailer and had somebody actually ask me for Final fantasy "X" "I' "I" "I"; that time I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time…

  • spaghettiweegee on July 23rd, 2010 2:08 am

    I didn't know IGN made crappy Abridged Series'…

  • Jet_Sparrow on July 23rd, 2010 2:22 am

    And you WON'T like Wigglythulu when he's not amused.

  • NekoKnight on July 23rd, 2010 3:05 am

    Xcellent, I-I-I see what you did there.

  • Miketuu on July 23rd, 2010 5:54 am

    Hey hey hey, at least their guns aren't shooting candy!

  • Miles on July 23rd, 2010 9:03 am

    Grambassador Headshot!
    I believe the word your looking for is "Strangling"
    "Choking," if you need a simpler definition.

  • Tael on July 23rd, 2010 9:18 am

    cool story bro.

  • X_Intolerable_X on July 24th, 2010 6:52 am

    Horrible game or not, Vanille is hot enough to risk jail time.

    (As long as I don't have to hear her speak.)

  • Tael on July 24th, 2010 8:44 am

    I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER****ING LETTERS ON THE END OF MY MOTHER****ING FINAL FANTASY GAMES!

  • Juggernaut470 on July 28th, 2010 11:19 am

    She is 19, well, technically 519, years old… So, not really…

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