It’s cool, you can always press “z” to make your dreams come true!
Hey it works for target=”_blank”>other first person shooters!
By Trunky Davis Jr.
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Hey guys, you did this to others, now 69 me. Sexilly.
Also, always. I want to be with you.
OPEN YOUR EYES I SEE
YOUR EYES ARE OPEN
I do not believe there are words to describe my disgu- OMG, A UNICORN!
I thought you were gonna show this pic for "other FPS's" http://pw0nd.com/2009/12/21/tf2-unicorn/
It seems nowhere is safe from the robotic unicorn. HE IS TAKING OVER EVERYTHING WITH HIS WANTING TO BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVING IN HARMONY… Oh love.
Just consider that horn as a free melee weap--*distracted by unicorn*
And when you rub his horn, you get target="_blank">magical Unicorn mayonnaise!
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You should at least wait till you're 68. I mean asking for 1s when you're 65 is like asking the hobo on the street corner to buy you booze when you're only 15. Ok, actually on second thoughts it's nothing like that.
It's like trying to get a 69 without dinner and a movie first. Sure it's quicker, and you get faster gratification, but you won't get to enjoy the moment and it'll be all over quicker then Professor Oak. Take your time and she'll respect you more the next day.
Hey Nick!, that's what I put in your sandwitch
*Face palm*
and suddenly, Spartan Soldier grew a unicorn horn from being so smart and became Uni-Spartan Soldier.
Let us all live in harmony!
"Cortana~ Cortana~ Cortanaaaaa~"
Cortana: WHAT!!!!???
"We're in space Cortana!"
D:
yes, she will respect you just before you ask her "why are you still here?"
WEAR NO DISGUISE FOR ME~E
COME INTO THE OPEN
Looks like this submission…
*shades*
has a point!
http://www.instantsfun.es/csi
OH! So the flood must have just been after his kidney this entire time!
WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
AM I HERE IN VAIN?
You're welcome for the site!
That Leopleurodon is a Spy.
"Hey hey, lookit me Ma!"
Yaaay, we're going on an adventure, Charlie!
Where's Ralph Pootawn when you need him?!?
LOL!
It's no Narwhal.
Candy Mountain, Charlie!
Apparently, becoming a unicorn is such a hard fail that it causes the person who became the unicorn to facepalm.
Spartan, use Horn Attack!
Or maybe he's just horny?
There's the robot unicorn, but where's the attack?
I don't know whats the big deal with…
HARMONY OH HARMONY
^0^
Hey,hey, Miles!
*nudges Miles*
Wake up, we'll go and see… a place called Candied Island!
*Rainbow Attacks AnotherFunnyGuy*
There
Fifty no's and a yes is still a yes.
*DING* Level Up
"Miles can now transform into Robot Unicorn"
SHWEET!
NO!
YOU ARE NOT MAKING A FLAPJACK REFERENCE IN MY HALOLZ!
HOLD ON TO THE NIGHT
THERE WILL BE NO SHAME.
SPARTAN use Horn Attack.
ALWAYS, I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY
OH LOVE
Swamp water comes out, unicorn 'mayonnaise' doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that.
(At this point the Always map locked up and the Halolz server crashed.)
I don't see a unicorn.
"OH MY GOD I'M A UNICORN!"
Alpar! Look at me! I'm a unicorn! :D
picard facepalm?
VOTE!
Leopleurodon for President
"He will show us the way"
Robot Chicken FTW!
Extremosaurous-Pyro will fix kthx
In my pants <_<
So how DO you know tha-
*Spontaneous Combustion*
/me activates Mirror
(And then only Falcon and Wolf remained,clashing to see if the map truly could do that,and let its moves be unleashed for all to see)
To extinction.
OH MY GOD I'M A UNICORN!
He screwed up the lyrics, anyway.
They're the Jedi of the sea, you know.
*rips horn off*
I gots a cure all :D!
D:
-unihorn grows back-
:D
I think Obama is doing a fair job of that already.
I find it funny that one of our presidents in the past said we were drowning in oil before. Now it's taken a whole new meaning to that phrase lol.
http://www.falconchurch.com/showthread.php?375-Ha…
We need a singer.
it's M-M-M-M-M-M-MAGICAL….
Sup
No john, you are the unicorns
THIS HORN OF MINE IS PROTRUDING MY SKULL WITH AN AWESOME POWER
Ow! That kinda hurt
I now equip my monster with my HORN OF THE UNICORN spell card!
Of course you recorded it when I wasn't on, and owning everyone ):
Could be worse, you could have extreme acupuncture done on your crotch… Ow.
Here Here!
And all of his stuff…,
Hmmmmmmm…. I wonder if there is a covenant gryffin…