Actually despite following the meme… Travis makes an extremely valid point. How DO they work? I mean mashing three Magnemites together shouldn’t just create a new single evolved Pokemon should they?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 20, 2010 · 9:34 AM
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I just question how three Magnemites got merged together in the first place… Wait it is best you don't answer that.
And people complain about the new pokemon, there have been weird ones since the begining!
Some guy: This new pokemon are so retarded and unimaginative. A fire monkey! How stupid is that!
Me: Yeah, what will they do next. A fire dog? Some reptile with a flower on the top? A bunch of magnets and screws?
I wonder what will happen if I merge 3 Magikarp together …
The thing is, Magneton's design works. Something about it's absurd design just works out well.
Oh and I could resist using the "Balls of Steel" tag. >___>
i remember pokemon snap… one of the special pokemon was magneton and you just had to get 3 magnemite together in order to create it… yet i could walk around with like 6 magnemite in the original game and i wouldnt get two magneton from that! which was BS!
Well if it works for magneton, then I will mash together a slugma and a gastly and and create an explosion…..
BOOM!
What I wonder is how Magnezone gets created.
I mean if 3 magnemites make Magneton then… What.
yeah that always confused me in that game… you just through an apple at the magnamite and they gathered together and a magneton was created… I was confused…
the middle one drains the power of the others and then it completely takes over the body and kills the brain activity of the two side magnamite…. at least that is the way I saw it?
"When I evolve, I will kill you all" x3
yeah… simpler times… where you could just throw apples to achieve your goals… now i just get yelled at
Simple. Mitosis.
Well, we COULD be technical with EVs, movepools, and strategies….
But I'll just be a noob and say "Durr hurr they evolve from Magnemite and are electric".
the magets on the side aren't even at the right polarity
ZING!
Yeah most of Electric type Pokemons makes no sense to me.
That's why I made my Typlosion learn Thunderpunch.
lol…. If you dissaproved of a child stealing your candy, you threw an apple at him/her, then the kid would leave you a lone…. you are right, those are simpler times
Step 1: Level up Magnemite.
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Magneton.
Diamond and Pearl Pokédex says: "It is actually three Magnemite linked by magnetism. A group can set off a magnetic storm. " Sooo… how does one become three? And how does it reproduce, since it is genderless? Is Ditto really the answer to all Pokémon life?
Just for lulz, HG and SS Pokédex says, about Magnezone: "Exposure to a special magnetic field changed Magneton’s molecular structure, turning it into Magnezone. "
It feels weird to bring biology or chemistry into the Pokémon world. Hope God doesn't kill too many catgirls *whimpers*
If you could resist, then why did you do it?
UNLESS…. GRAMMAR HAMMER!! *couldn't*
Got the last reference XD
C'mon guys, it's the same answer as everything pokemon related!
A WIZARD DID IT!
Yeah I was about to mention that. How does a fish become an octopus?
Derp!
They are attached by those screws, I thought that was obvious.
Ask The Engineer. Probably He Knows.
I still want to know why if Ditto can breed with a genderless pokémon such as an Electrode or a Magnezone, how come it can't breed with legendary pokémon like Mew? Then Nintendo confused me even more with Arceus's special event in HeartGold & SoulSilver as Giratina, Dialga, & Palkia can be obtained as an egg and hatch into a level 1 pokémon. Nintendo has some explaining to do…(also I hope that in Pokémon Black & White versions I CAN breed everything. Ditto is well…my b***. I trade her offspring around the world…oh the lessons that Game Freak teaches us!!! Gambling, prostitution, etc.)
Whats even weirder is the fact that Magneton weighs 10 times as much as a Magnemite.
Magnemite: 13 lbs
Magneton: 132 lbs
o.O
Why are you confused?
Ditto can breed with any Pokémon, but you won't get eggs from a legendary. In this Arceus special event, the egg is CREATED. It doesn't come from a legendary Pokémon egg farm.
y'all lying motherfu*kers and its getting be pissed
No one wondering why a Slowpoke bitten by a Shellder results in a Slowbro with a different looking Shellder on its tail?
Science + Crowbat = Results!
If you look very closely… any minute now… THERE! Did you see it? Disgusting!
You, spplmj, are a pervert!
-pets Tifakitteh-
Don't worry. It's the Lucarios that die 1st…. T.T
MY EYES!
ZHE GOGGLEZ! ZHEY DO NUZING!
Consult your system administrator.
I'm going to chuck a few pokemon evolutionary queries much stranger than this out there.
Magikarp to Gyarados.
Feebas to Milotic.
Remoraid to Octillery
Trapinch to Vibrava
Shelgon to Salamence
Prof. Elm, pull your socks up.
My Inferape's in the same boat.
So is my Gastly.
Them damn teens, super-gluing everything in their fiendish little reach!
Oddish + Charcoal + Charmander's tail = Warmth for the family.
oh boy burning an oddish…. we're gonna eat well tonight!
I thought it was meiosis…
THEY'RE ON A BOAT.
This is what happens when you go to a threesome…. and accidentally grab the crazy glue instead of the lube…
No it's the furries that di-
oh wait.
Better yet, how does that octopus know how to shoot electric lasers out of it's mouth?
Fucking Remoraid,
How do they evolve?
Sooooo…. What you're saying is that they are constantly "screw"-ing each other? That's just sick! Get your mind out of the gutter!
That was obviously meant to be sarcastic…
=/
Well, it looks like the BALLS…
*puts on shades"
are SCREWED!!!
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
…
Step 2: group orgy?
You know, I pride myself on knowing nearly everything about G/S/C, but I only realized that a couple years ago. >.>
Meiosis is for producing sperm/egg cells. They only have half the chromosomes.
So unless we have a retarded Magneton… mitosis.
…. well….. simple….. well….. I dunno
Yes?
Ok…
Error 404… System is overflow.
Trapinch's evolution takes some reading into, but I guess it makes sense.
AND THAT IS WHERE BABIES COME FROM
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FOR MACHINES.
Fuckin miracles
How does Mitosis apply to a being of metal?
Yep.
And we all know that Lucarios are considered furries.
Maybe I'll shapeshift, so I don't die.
Explain how else one would become three.
Love the new Zero icon.
It would be meiosis because the caption says: "Fucking Magneton how do they work?" It says FUCKING, but, in the picture, there's only one Magneton. Not two. Therefore the offspring of that single Magneton would be retarded as a result of inbreeding.
No?
Still, it's like a deux ex machina…not fair & too close to dividing by zero.
Yep, it looks pretty cool but I like the old school Zero best. Don't forget that you can't divide yourself or the universe will cav-
I shall miss the Lucario though. Any chance of that icon making a comeback in the future?
Liek?
Maybe?
NO.
It wasn't miracles.
It was Prof. Oak who's behind of all these.
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*Deus
they should make the shelder "evolution" on slowbro's tail and slowking's head its own pokemon =/
As soon as God has mercy on furries, Pokemon, and catgirls.
…Wait… how does magneton turn into magnezone then? did they smelt together or something?
Logic used CONFUSION!
It's super effective!
Simple.
Magnemite overflows with electrical energy that allows it to clone itself, and magnetize itself to it's clones to becone Magneton.
The low-peen'd monocled Mudkip is wrong.
newfound magnetic force = extra weight? o.O
You don't need the comma after "itself."
Your correction is invalid without the grammar hammer, or something like it.
shit…
Possibly.
Lrn2Halolz.
Doesn't matter now.
That's the internet's fault.
Also, your Zero has no monocle and tophat. Just to point it out.
Seto Kaiba: Oh great….you.
Meh. Zero would look stupid with those.
Yep.
Fine.
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I was on that boat… while I was a Lucario.
Now, I'm not a Lucario.
So does everyone else.
Your super Glue theory doesn't apply when you factor in Stadium, Colosseum, XD, and Battle Revolution
Maybe if he was the X series Zero with Black Armor, I'd put it.
Also, I need the sprites for it so I can put it on with Paint.
I have Asperger's….
i think its the whole "its held together with magnetism" argument
Also, give in your monocle and top hat, you need about 30 more epeen before you have earned it.
I know medics usually do it from behind but, Professor Oak?
Wynaut?
It breaks the scale because Magneton levitates. Silly professor, Magneton can't go on a scale! Also, the electromagnetism short circuits the scale probably too.
Hey, at least they're not "nail"-ing each other…oh wait…
*Gasp* So it's true what they say. Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible.
Hm. The seldom seen Antlion. That answered the Trapinch question. Now if only it hadn't raised further questions about Clamperl -> Huntail/Gorebyss @.@.
*cough, cough* Damn them teens and their super-glue and their hover bikes and their jet skis and espionage training and their complex mainframe hacking skills and their downloaded mission impossible soundtrack playing on their ipods.
No, I'm a shapeshifter.
Don't forget your evil artifacts and your playstations and your card games on motorcycles!
Hate to put a cap on all of this, but it might be because Remoraid has a suction cup on it to stick to Mantine.
…Except there's three of 'em… orgy?
And Alpar's got a point.
they seem to be an alien device which feeds off the despair of the trainers pokemon they just murderd
nintendo countered logic with mushrooms
Its uber effective
A wizard did it!
Good thing there's only one Murdercarp.
SO DO I,DON'T USE IT AS AN EXCUSE MAGGOT >:|
'Sides,I got a new direct hit today,and people who use bad excuses make good targets.
A WIZARDMON >_>
Zing.
Magikarp: 2'11", 10kg.
Gyarados: 21'04", 235kg.
Evolution time: 8 seconds.
You explain that to me.
damnit its censored D: wtf was the pic?
meow
*scratches head, rubs three Pikachus together to try and make a magnetic pull, and mushes them into each other*
GOD DAMMIT WORK
Step 4: Profit from selling triple the steel after little to no effort?
*beats you to death with Mr. Fishy*
She knew too much…
Well it looks like those balls
*puts on rainbow shades*
are touching!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!
Congratulations Duke Nukem: you've caught a magneton!
When a mommy magnemite and daddy mganemite love each other very much…
First Trainer: Magneton! Go!
Second Trainer: *pulls out big magnet*
First Trainer: oh fu….
btw, am i doing it right? My first try at this…
Antlions?
DON"T TOUCH THE SAND!
(half life 2 reference)
I was just saying that so people would understand that it makes it hard for me to tell if someone is being sarcastic.
Step 5: Villa in Resort Area.
Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
*cutted Marzen and Mr. Fish in half*
Which makes me a spy.
*lights a cigarette and starts smoking* Gentlemen.
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Best Wizard…of all time. Even better than Gandalf & Ganondorf.
Sarcasm: Powerful against stupidity, yet nontransferable over the interwebz.
At least there are some plausible theories for this question. What I don't get is how the hell can you breed a Wailord and a Skitty together and get an egg?
WOOP WOOP *sprays Faygo everywhere*
HELLO?
i think dugtrio's in the same group here i mean he's just three diglets glued together, for that matter why does dodou grow an extra head when it evolves?
Water, Fire, Flying, and Ground
Fucken Magneton, How do they work?
And I don’t want to talk to Professor Oak
He’s motherfucken lying, and getting me pissed.