FUCKING MAGNETON HOW DO THEY WORK?

Actually despite following the meme…  Travis makes an extremely valid point. How DO they work? I mean mashing three Magnemites together shouldn’t just create a new single evolved Pokemon should they?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 20, 2010 · 9:34 AM 
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137 Responses to “FUCKING MAGNETON”

  1. Nowaki on July 20th, 2010 1:45 pm

    I just question how three Magnemites got merged together in the first place… Wait it is best you don't answer that.

  2. El_bruno on July 20th, 2010 1:48 pm

    And people complain about the new pokemon, there have been weird ones since the begining!

    Some guy: This new pokemon are so retarded and unimaginative. A fire monkey! How stupid is that!
    Me: Yeah, what will they do next. A fire dog? Some reptile with a flower on the top? A bunch of magnets and screws?

  3. Pinky Teh Ghost on July 20th, 2010 2:20 pm

    I wonder what will happen if I merge 3 Magikarp together …

  4. Shawn Handyside on July 20th, 2010 2:25 pm

    Oh and I could resist using the "Balls of Steel" tag. >___>

  5. MasqueNoMercy on July 20th, 2010 2:31 pm

    i remember pokemon snap… one of the special pokemon was magneton and you just had to get 3 magnemite together in order to create it… yet i could walk around with like 6 magnemite in the original game and i wouldnt get two magneton from that! which was BS!

  6. sheggy on July 20th, 2010 3:19 pm

    Well if it works for magneton, then I will mash together a slugma and a gastly and and create an explosion…..

    BOOM!

  7. Grashbar on July 20th, 2010 3:20 pm

    What I wonder is how Magnezone gets created.
    I mean if 3 magnemites make Magneton then… What.

  8. LeoTheProdigy on July 20th, 2010 3:25 pm

    Simple. Mitosis.

  9. Alpar on July 20th, 2010 3:26 pm

    Well, we COULD be technical with EVs, movepools, and strategies….

    But I'll just be a noob and say "Durr hurr they evolve from Magnemite and are electric".

  10. Im_a_hat_man on July 20th, 2010 11:33 am

    the magets on the side aren't even at the right polarity

  11. MasterLuigi452 on July 20th, 2010 3:41 pm

    Yeah most of Electric type Pokemons makes no sense to me.
    That's why I made my Typlosion learn Thunderpunch.

  12. Tifakitteh on July 20th, 2010 3:48 pm

    Step 1: Level up Magnemite.
    Step 2: ????
    Step 3: Magneton.

  13. Tifakitteh on July 20th, 2010 4:12 pm

    Diamond and Pearl Pokédex says: "It is actually three Magnemite linked by magnetism. A group can set off a magnetic storm. " Sooo… how does one become three? And how does it reproduce, since it is genderless? Is Ditto really the answer to all Pokémon life?

    Just for lulz, HG and SS Pokédex says, about Magnezone: "Exposure to a special magnetic field changed Magneton’s molecular structure, turning it into Magnezone. "
    It feels weird to bring biology or chemistry into the Pokémon world. Hope God doesn't kill too many catgirls *whimpers*

  14. MrRaccoon on July 20th, 2010 12:28 pm

    C'mon guys, it's the same answer as everything pokemon related!
    A WIZARD DID IT!

  15. Missinko009 on July 20th, 2010 4:29 pm

    Yeah I was about to mention that. How does a fish become an octopus?

  16. Gamage on July 20th, 2010 4:32 pm

    They are attached by those screws, I thought that was obvious.

  17. Ivan102 on July 20th, 2010 4:34 pm

    Ask The Engineer. Probably He Knows.

  18. chaoswolf64 on July 20th, 2010 4:40 pm

    Whats even weirder is the fact that Magneton weighs 10 times as much as a Magnemite.
    Magnemite: 13 lbs
    Magneton: 132 lbs

    o.O

  19. MiniNinja on July 20th, 2010 5:09 pm

    No one wondering why a Slowpoke bitten by a Shellder results in a Slowbro with a different looking Shellder on its tail?
    Science + Crowbat = Results!

  20. MiniNinja on July 20th, 2010 5:12 pm

    If you look very closely… any minute now… THERE! Did you see it? Disgusting!

    You, spplmj, are a pervert!

  21. Miles on July 20th, 2010 5:14 pm

    MY EYES!
    ZHE GOGGLEZ! ZHEY DO NUZING!

  22. TehVortex on July 20th, 2010 5:22 pm

    I'm going to chuck a few pokemon evolutionary queries much stranger than this out there.

    Magikarp to Gyarados.
    Feebas to Milotic.
    Remoraid to Octillery
    Trapinch to Vibrava
    Shelgon to Salamence

    Prof. Elm, pull your socks up.

  23. CakeBard on July 20th, 2010 1:45 pm

    This is what happens when you go to a threesome…. and accidentally grab the crazy glue instead of the lube…

  24. Alpar on July 20th, 2010 5:46 pm

    No it's the furries that di-

    oh wait.

  25. CakeBard on July 20th, 2010 5:46 pm

    Fucking Remoraid,
    How do they evolve?

  26. LeoTheProdigy on July 20th, 2010 6:03 pm

    You know, I pride myself on knowing nearly everything about G/S/C, but I only realized that a couple years ago. >.>

  27. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 20th, 2010 6:45 pm

    AND THAT IS WHERE BABIES COME FROM

    <img src=" http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/780/78047… alt="some_text"/>

    FOR MACHINES.

  28. sorin255 on July 20th, 2010 9:34 pm

    …Wait… how does magneton turn into magnezone then? did they smelt together or something?

  29. AuraMaster on July 20th, 2010 9:35 pm

    Logic used CONFUSION!

    It's super effective!

  30. Alpar on July 20th, 2010 10:11 pm

    Seto Kaiba: Oh great….you.

  31. TehVortex on July 21st, 2010 1:04 am

    *cough, cough* Damn them teens and their super-glue and their hover bikes and their jet skis and espionage training and their complex mainframe hacking skills and their downloaded mission impossible soundtrack playing on their ipods.

  32. Killamakaze on July 21st, 2010 2:10 am

    …Except there's three of 'em… orgy?

  33. nonraison on July 20th, 2010 10:24 pm

    they seem to be an alien device which feeds off the despair of the trainers pokemon they just murderd

  34. JboneDRS on July 21st, 2010 8:29 am

    When a mommy magnemite and daddy mganemite love each other very much…

  35. Tael on July 21st, 2010 9:33 am

    First Trainer: Magneton! Go!
    Second Trainer: *pulls out big magnet*
    First Trainer: oh fu….

    btw, am i doing it right? My first try at this…

  36. vatonnage on July 22nd, 2010 12:57 am

    At least there are some plausible theories for this question. What I don't get is how the hell can you breed a Wailord and a Skitty together and get an egg?

  37. Totema on July 22nd, 2010 1:14 am

    WOOP WOOP *sprays Faygo everywhere*

  38. GuessWho666 on July 21st, 2010 10:57 pm

    HELLO?
    i think dugtrio's in the same group here i mean he's just three diglets glued together, for that matter why does dodou grow an extra head when it evolves?

  39. Joey on July 22nd, 2010 6:27 pm

    Water, Fire, Flying, and Ground
    Fucken Magneton, How do they work?
    And I don’t want to talk to Professor Oak
    He’s motherfucken lying, and getting me pissed.

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