STARFOX COFFEE

I’ll have a venti iced mocha java chip frappachino with an extra shot of espresso. Oh and a chocolate chip barrel roll!
By Brian Lastorka, based off our matching t-shirt!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 18, 2010 · 12:48 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (225 votes, average: 2.92 out of 5)
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124 Responses to “STARFOX COFFEE”

  1. TalkingBidoof on July 18th, 2010 4:52 am

    "Don't get two coffees, Star Fox!"

  2. PaladinVance on July 18th, 2010 5:18 am

    "Use the Drive-Thru to get a boost!"

  3. MasterLuigi452 on July 18th, 2010 5:27 am

    How can a Landmaster go through that drive through??
    Oh wait…
    DO A BARREL ROLL!

  4. Juggernaut470 on July 18th, 2010 1:32 am

    Drive through huh? *Spawns landmaster*

  5. Acrazymonke on July 18th, 2010 5:34 am

    Must… resist… bad… puns.

  6. tveye on July 18th, 2010 5:48 am

    "Get this guy off me, Fox!"

    "Slippy, he's after your delicious whipped mocha frappuccino! Now available for a limited time only at your closest available StarFox Coffee shop!"

  7. Cypher on July 18th, 2010 5:53 am

    Use caffeine wisely!

  8. Brawling Bouse on July 18th, 2010 2:08 am

    Fox: I need to get me some coffee, time go to the Drive-thru…
    Wolf: Can't let you through that Star Fox!

    *disgruntled Fox goes home to watch some television*

    Wolf: Can't let you view that idiot box!
    Fox: WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? AND HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE?
    Wolf: PLEASE DON'T REDO YOUR DOOR LOCKS!

  9. AuraMaster on July 18th, 2010 6:35 am

    Pretty smooth grinding, Fox.

  10. Kirby_Emprer on July 18th, 2010 3:15 am

    dammit beat me to it :(, oh well +1 for you

  11. Darkangelsv1 on July 18th, 2010 8:12 am

    -Goddamit Slippy! My hot coffee cup will melt! It's BOILING HOT
    -Relax, Fox! This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees!

  12. Miles on July 18th, 2010 8:25 am

    I should show Godot this place.

  13. TheKickAss'r Miles on July 18th, 2010 4:29 am

    Great! I finally have a morning hangout!
    Now, for evenings… I need to decide…

  14. tryrestart on July 18th, 2010 9:12 am

    GET A CINNAMON ROLL!

  15. Tael on July 18th, 2010 5:42 am

    that's weird, not a single CSI comment….

    btw, I'm new. Hi everybody! (the correct response is 'Hi, Dr. Nick!)

  16. Inky Blue on July 18th, 2010 5:56 am

    Peppy: DO A BARRELROLL

    Fox: I don't think thats a good idea

    Peppy: DO A BARRELROLL

    Fox: Fine… OH GOD IT BURNS, PEPPY YOU MONSTER!

  17. Hejiru on July 18th, 2010 11:13 am

    "So will you be having Decaf or Regular, sir?"

    Wolf: "I CAN'T CHOOOOOOOSE!!!!"

  18. Fearow on July 18th, 2010 1:17 pm

    Coffee master approves of this use of photoshop.

  19. Badonk on July 18th, 2010 4:08 pm

    wow this got posted?

    Hate to not make a pun, but looks like Shawn is digging deep through his email for stuff now. This was made months ago lol.

  20. misfitshadow on July 18th, 2010 12:14 pm

    hey spplmj do you post on japanator?

  21. Meleemaster500 on July 18th, 2010 1:29 pm

    Obligatory:

    Can’t let you brew that, starbucks!

  22. TheKickAss'r Miles on July 18th, 2010 1:45 pm

    $5.00 for a cup o' joe.
    No way! I don't believe it!

  23. Nuckel on July 18th, 2010 6:04 pm

    That submission has no value…

  24. meinmattias on July 18th, 2010 6:28 pm

    Something's wrong with the cappuccino dispenser!

  25. Alpar on July 18th, 2010 6:29 pm

    Funny. You'd expect a place like this to be stationed in space, and Arwings are used to drive there, not cars.

  26. Grashbar on July 18th, 2010 7:08 pm

    I think I'll stick with mah little BUMBERCAR!

  27. bootmax55 on July 18th, 2010 7:50 pm

    can't let you say that Gaytits!

  28. GoddamGamer on July 18th, 2010 4:25 pm

    All Starfox coffee technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous coffee cup malfunction prior to your victory sip.

  29. Missinko009 on July 19th, 2010 12:16 pm

    KOFFEE!!!
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    GIANT COFFEE CUP ATTACKING TOURISTS
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    No use crying over spilt coffee

  30. sorin255 on July 20th, 2010 10:03 pm

    i still prefer my tim horton's…

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