The latest Spartan armor... Configurable for all bodytypes. Even hunchback!

Phew, that’s a relief. I mean what else are we supposed to do with our freaks? They should be right out there on the front lines!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 17, 2010 · 11:57 AM 
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71 Responses to “The latest Spartan armor…”

  1. BurnoutSpartan on July 17th, 2010 4:01 pm

    Alternative caption:

    Wow, that pretty glowy thing looks cool!
    *stab*

  2. Roflcopter419 on July 17th, 2010 4:04 pm

    Um… Yeah. That doesn't look comfortable at all, unless he's some sort of contortionist.

  3. ClassyFerret on July 17th, 2010 4:06 pm

    Armoured Jocky haunts my nightmares! D:

  4. Inky Blue on July 17th, 2010 4:07 pm

    Armor Power: Pity

    Use this to make sure no one wants to kill you for 10 seconds, use this time to limp away

    …I have a feeling I'm going to hell now

  5. LeoTheProdigy on July 17th, 2010 4:09 pm

    My preciousssssss…

  6. Killamakaze on July 17th, 2010 4:40 pm

    Would his precious be the shiny blue sword about to hack away his shins?

  7. Aphroditi on July 17th, 2010 4:54 pm

    Anyone else think of Spiderman?

  8. Brawling Bouse on July 17th, 2010 6:04 pm

    THE BELLS! THE BELLS!

  9. Alpar on July 17th, 2010 6:16 pm

    No. I think it's that possibly dead body lying on the down-left side of this picture.

  10. Alpar on July 17th, 2010 2:17 pm

    Somehow I think that's an Elite in diguise.

    inb4spyjokes

  11. AuraMaster on July 17th, 2010 6:37 pm

    I did, actually.

  12. AuraMaster on July 17th, 2010 6:41 pm

    The Make-A-Wish Foundation helped Igor become a space marine before he died. Unfortunately, his death wasn't caused by his illness, but by an accidental team kill.

  13. Hakokoro on July 17th, 2010 6:56 pm

    THIS IS MADNESS!

  14. Terpsichore on July 17th, 2010 7:15 pm

    Of course, Halo 3 multiplayer is actually a story about two Grunts who have to drop the One Halo Ring into the fires of mount plasma-grenade.

    This wretched soul used to own the Ring, and has become what he is now

  15. aimless_void on July 17th, 2010 7:18 pm

    Team Leader: "Alright guys, we need two teams flanking Blue attack groups on either side, you, you, and you, rush the flag, Igor, you're on sniping duty, now le--"

    Igor: "Yeessss, Masssterrrr"

    Team Leader: "Dammit Igor, it was cute at first but now it's getting REALLY OLD!"

  16. aimless_void on July 17th, 2010 7:19 pm

    Quasimodo: Sniping the French since 1831

  17. aimless_void on July 17th, 2010 7:20 pm

    Spartan Man, Spartan Man, does whatever a Spartan can.

  18. MrRaccoon on July 17th, 2010 8:05 pm

    New mount adquired!
    Wait…
    Oh, that's just a spartan =P

  19. codemaster525 on July 17th, 2010 8:17 pm

    Whats with all the fail recently?

  20. Rocker23220 on July 17th, 2010 8:19 pm

    Somebody go steal that hunchbacked mofo back from Xerxes. I think Leonidas wants his Spartan back.

  21. Miles on July 17th, 2010 8:27 pm

    The Hunchback of Valhala?

  22. Miles on July 17th, 2010 8:33 pm

    Cool story bro.
    Also, AuraMaster.
    I came.
    To this city.
    To bring you a message.

    +1s on motorcycles.

  23. Kirby_Emprer on July 17th, 2010 4:37 pm

    wouldnt an armored jockey humping your face, crack your skull a bit…?

  24. Kirby_Emprer on July 17th, 2010 8:38 pm

    +1's ON MOTORCYCLES?!

  25. Miles on July 17th, 2010 9:04 pm

    +1s on motorcycles.

  26. aimless_void on July 17th, 2010 5:13 pm

    Probably…at least until he fixed it with his…-shudder- special glue.

  27. aimless_void on July 17th, 2010 9:15 pm

    Crowd, didja hear that? +1's ON MOTORCYLCES!!

  28. Alpar on July 17th, 2010 9:36 pm

    Your picture says it's Sparta.

  29. Miles on July 17th, 2010 9:45 pm

    Gah!
    Leonidas, you've proven me wrong!

  30. Rocker23220 on July 17th, 2010 10:40 pm

    THIS…
    IS…

    MS PAINT!!!!!

  31. Miles on July 17th, 2010 10:59 pm

    +1s on motorcycles?!?!?!

  32. spaghettiweegee on July 17th, 2010 11:42 pm

    This brings new meaning to the term "mindf*ck".

  33. Alpar on July 18th, 2010 12:36 am

    Fail? You mean the Pedobear, dance taunts, and the Sonic onion rings submissions?

    Compared to when I first joined Halolz, we've been doing much better than '09 so far.

  34. Alpar on July 18th, 2010 12:37 am

    +1S ON MOTORCYCLES!

  35. AuraMaster on July 18th, 2010 12:44 am

    +1S ON MOTOR BIKES?!
    (AuraMaster Fail)

  36. AuraMaster on July 18th, 2010 12:46 am

    With a hole big in size, chest kicks thieves to their demise.

    Oh, wait… wrong Spartan Man.

  37. AuraMaster on July 18th, 2010 12:48 am

    Definitely. And the "fail" image has nothing compared to what Shawn uploads purposefully on April Fail's Day.

  38. AuraMaster on July 17th, 2010 8:49 pm

    THIS… ISN'T… FUNNY!

  39. SandvichMaster on July 18th, 2010 12:51 am

    That spartan's father obviously didn't tell him how a phalanx works, otherwise he would have stayed the fuck out of the army.

  40. AuraMaster on July 18th, 2010 1:12 am

    The Hunchback of Zanzibar.

  41. Juggernaut470 on July 18th, 2010 1:29 am

    +1S ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!!111!!1one11!!!

  42. Alpar on July 18th, 2010 1:29 am

    And Falcon Heene or whatever it was called…even the creator of the submission apologized for making it.

  43. Miles on July 18th, 2010 1:52 am

    Guys…..
    I came…..
    …….
    heh heh heh

  44. Juggernaut470 on July 18th, 2010 2:10 am

    Orly?

  45. DrSexington on July 18th, 2010 2:11 am

    Proven wrong by an almost naked spartan, how does that make you feel?

  46. JakeBondRoo on July 18th, 2010 2:37 am

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  47. Jet_Sparrow on July 18th, 2010 3:50 am

    Then you shall henceforth be known as Professor Oak.

  48. Miles on July 18th, 2010 3:52 am

    Yarly

  49. Jet_Sparrow on July 18th, 2010 3:52 am

    I laughed. See you there.

  50. Miles on July 18th, 2010 3:52 am

    But I didn't hear about anyone beat the elite 4.
    Plus you didn't get the joke.

  51. Jet_Sparrow on July 18th, 2010 4:01 am

    Oh, I got the joke. Do not fear for my understanding. I just chose to go in a different direction. :P
    COS THATS JUST HOW I ROLL

  52. Juggernaut470 on July 18th, 2010 12:13 am

    Srsly? On second thoughts, don't really WANT to know if it was serious…

  53. Juggernaut470 on July 18th, 2010 4:14 am

    Sounds more useful than Armor Lock.

  54. Juggernaut470 on July 18th, 2010 4:16 am

    EL… OH… EL!

  55. AuraMaster on July 18th, 2010 4:37 am

    That's also how I Rock.

  56. Miles on July 18th, 2010 5:20 am

    I dunno.

  57. AuraMaster on July 18th, 2010 6:38 am

    Oh well. They built this city on Rock and Roll.

  58. Miles on July 18th, 2010 7:24 am

    lol no, it was part of the joke.

  59. Miles on July 18th, 2010 7:25 am

    I want my questions answered!

  60. Miketuu on July 18th, 2010 8:03 am

    You call that breaking my spine!? You Blue team ladies wouldn't know how break a spine if-OOOOOOOOOHMYSPIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

  61. Miles on July 18th, 2010 4:57 pm

    Was it, AuraMaster?
    Was it?

  62. supreme_slayer on July 18th, 2010 6:48 pm

    I can't help but feel that this MIGHT be a 300 joke.

  63. bootmax55 on July 18th, 2010 7:52 pm

    i now…need brain bleach

  64. bootmax55 on July 18th, 2010 7:56 pm

    funny…+1

  65. AuraMaster on July 18th, 2010 8:29 pm

    Some questions are better left unanswered.

  66. Missinko009 on July 19th, 2010 8:03 am

    Miles came…ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
    Professor Oak came too!!!
    Wait…

  67. Missinko009 on July 19th, 2010 12:04 pm

    Like Bridget's gender…(O_o)

  68. Missinko009 on July 19th, 2010 12:05 pm

    Depends, is it a FEMALE Spartan? Professor Oak can't tell…

  69. tmotom on July 19th, 2010 3:45 pm

    Is this armor elite friendly?

  70. Miles on July 20th, 2010 8:17 am

    I only came on one motorcycle.
    How do you think I got here?

  71. Miles on July 20th, 2010 8:18 am

    That was already answered, and counteracted by Samus's dubious gender.

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