Phew, that’s a relief. I mean what else are we supposed to do with our freaks? They should be right out there on the front lines!
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Wow, that pretty glowy thing looks cool!
*stab*
Um… Yeah. That doesn't look comfortable at all, unless he's some sort of contortionist.
Armoured Jocky haunts my nightmares! D:
Armor Power: Pity
Use this to make sure no one wants to kill you for 10 seconds, use this time to limp away
…I have a feeling I'm going to hell now
My preciousssssss…
Would his precious be the shiny blue sword about to hack away his shins?
Anyone else think of Spiderman?
THE BELLS! THE BELLS!
No. I think it's that possibly dead body lying on the down-left side of this picture.
Somehow I think that's an Elite in diguise.
inb4spyjokes
I did, actually.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation helped Igor become a space marine before he died. Unfortunately, his death wasn't caused by his illness, but by an accidental team kill.
THIS IS MADNESS!
Of course, Halo 3 multiplayer is actually a story about two Grunts who have to drop the One Halo Ring into the fires of mount plasma-grenade.
This wretched soul used to own the Ring, and has become what he is now
Team Leader: "Alright guys, we need two teams flanking Blue attack groups on either side, you, you, and you, rush the flag, Igor, you're on sniping duty, now le--"
Igor: "Yeessss, Masssterrrr"
Team Leader: "Dammit Igor, it was cute at first but now it's getting REALLY OLD!"
Quasimodo: Sniping the French since 1831
Spartan Man, Spartan Man, does whatever a Spartan can.
New mount adquired!
Wait…
Oh, that's just a spartan =P
Whats with all the fail recently?
Somebody go steal that hunchbacked mofo back from Xerxes. I think Leonidas wants his Spartan back.
The Hunchback of Valhala?
Cool story bro.
Also, AuraMaster.
I came.
To this city.
To bring you a message.
+1s on motorcycles.
wouldnt an armored jockey humping your face, crack your skull a bit…?
+1's ON MOTORCYCLES?!
+1s on motorcycles.
Probably…at least until he fixed it with his…-shudder- special glue.
Crowd, didja hear that? +1's ON MOTORCYLCES!!
Your picture says it's Sparta.
Gah!
Leonidas, you've proven me wrong!
THIS…
IS…
MS PAINT!!!!!
+1s on motorcycles?!?!?!
This brings new meaning to the term "mindf*ck".
Fail? You mean the Pedobear, dance taunts, and the Sonic onion rings submissions?
Compared to when I first joined Halolz, we've been doing much better than '09 so far.
+1S ON MOTORCYCLES!
+1S ON MOTOR BIKES?!
(AuraMaster Fail)
With a hole big in size, chest kicks thieves to their demise.
Oh, wait… wrong Spartan Man.
Definitely. And the "fail" image has nothing compared to what Shawn uploads purposefully on April Fail's Day.
THIS… ISN'T… FUNNY!
That spartan's father obviously didn't tell him how a phalanx works, otherwise he would have stayed the fuck out of the army.
The Hunchback of Zanzibar.
+1S ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!!111!!1one11!!!
And Falcon Heene or whatever it was called…even the creator of the submission apologized for making it.
Guys…..
I came…..
…….
heh heh heh
Orly?
Proven wrong by an almost naked spartan, how does that make you feel?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Then you shall henceforth be known as Professor Oak.
Yarly
I laughed. See you there.
But I didn't hear about anyone beat the elite 4.
Plus you didn't get the joke.
Oh, I got the joke. Do not fear for my understanding. I just chose to go in a different direction. :P
COS THATS JUST HOW I ROLL
Srsly? On second thoughts, don't really WANT to know if it was serious…
Sounds more useful than Armor Lock.
EL… OH… EL!
That's also how I Rock.
I dunno.
Oh well. They built this city on Rock and Roll.
lol no, it was part of the joke.
I want my questions answered!
You call that breaking my spine!? You Blue team ladies wouldn't know how break a spine if-OOOOOOOOOHMYSPIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
Was it, AuraMaster?
Was it?
I can't help but feel that this MIGHT be a 300 joke.
i now…need brain bleach
funny…+1
Some questions are better left unanswered.
Miles came…ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
Professor Oak came too!!!
Wait…
Like Bridget's gender…(O_o)
Depends, is it a FEMALE Spartan? Professor Oak can't tell…
Is this armor elite friendly?
I only came on one motorcycle.
How do you think I got here?
That was already answered, and counteracted by Samus's dubious gender.