Remerai is starting to get some mixed signals from the Pokémon Center. Maybe they’re taking unfair advantage of his crappy health insurance?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 17, 2010 · 1:24 AM
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It's what puts roasted Milotic on the table.
I never knew they were so sadistic!
You don't even realize the bill the stick you with after they drag your ass to the center after you white out!
THERE IS A REASON RED LIVES IN A 1 BEDROOM HOME!
When she says "we", I get the feeling there's a Nurse Joy collective watching my every move.
I AM LOCUTUS OF JOY! YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED! :U
I hope to see you again, too. *zips pants*
The nurses set bear traps randomly out in the wild
Not like it matters when you have free health care
health care
The nurses set bear traps randomly out in the wild
Not like it matters when you have free
health care.
The nurses set bear traps randomly out in the wild
Not like it matters when you have free health care.
The nurses set bear traps randomly out in the wild
Not like it matters when you have free health care
http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=36
The nurses set bear traps randomly out in the wild
Not like it matters when you have free health care
http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=36
The nurses set bear traps randomly out in the wild
Not like it matters when you have free [URL="http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=36"health care[/URL].
it's also the reason that your mom kicks you out of the house at 10 years old… that and it was getting more and more difficult to sneak her boyfriends around the house.
EWW! Milotic?! :U
…
I'm more of a Mudkip man myself. yes, I sure do liek em. :T
And how!
If someone goes to Jail in the pokemon world, when they get out, does an Officer Jenny say this too?
It could be worse. She could demand a gratuitous amount of out of pocket money for each poke'mon healed.
Damn thought I had edited this earlier
I swear i've seen this before.
NURSES! FOILED AGAIN!
What do you expect, the health care is free, for pokemon that is, not for humans, thier rates are through the roof
I guess they call her Joy for a reason, she really loves her job. I almost expect a bloody apron and crooked smile on her face.
Besides, where is the “we” part anyways? Last time i checked, there is only one carbon copy Joy per center… unless she shares the stories with all her sisters: “oh yea, that pikachu that i patched up this morning, you know the one with a short tail and missing some teeth, yea we’ll be seeing that one a lot, tehehe.”
I guess they call her Joy for a reason, she really loves her job. I almost expect a bloody apron and crooked smile on her face.
Besides, where is the "we" part anyways? Last time i checked, there is only one carbon copy Joy per center… unless she shares the stories with all her sisters: "oh yea, that pikachu that i patched up this morning, you know the one with a short tail and missing some teeth, yea we'll be seeing that one a lot, tehehe."
oh…*sunglasses* JOY!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(gotta get to 100p somehow… -,-)
Ze healing is not as revarding as ze hurting…….
I thought that I was the only person to notice this but I am proved wrong yet again.
*stabs pokemon in the back*
wait a sec that nurse is a spah!!!
Ze hurting is not as rewarding as ze cloning trainers' pokemon with a suspicious "healing machine" and selling all that clones on a black market.
Ever wondered why do they do it for free? Now you know.
And they want more clones so they "hope to see you again".
Have you ever seen any jail in the pokemon world?
Criminals are always blasting off again and you hope not to see them again.
Joy: We hope to see you again!
Spy: No, i think not. This will be the last time you see me.
*Spy used backstab, it's super effective!*
Yes, it could be quite difficult if you had to share one bed with your son.
Also -- no bathrooms at all. "Don't go into the tall grass. Everyone pee in there."
realy, you'd think crime would be non-existant with everyone and their mom having superpowered creatures that can rip people apart with them everywhere.
I…She…DAMN IT
All the good jokes have already been taken!.
…and the second reply to this will be another joke, won't it?
Nope
I have always thought about this, nurse Joy is almost sadistic as the Demon!
These people heal your pocket monsters…for free. If they don't enjoy seeing your creatures in near-death status then they're in the wrong industry.
Trainer: …Damn now I have to find a Nurse centre too!
OOPS! Zat vas not medicine!
Boy would i LOVE a 69'er right about now…
nurse uses razorback!
But it failed!
Don't worry, they'll clone another one to replace her.
Then what the hell did you-
Oh, my Pokemon got injected with Pokerus. Thanks Nurse Joy!
You're at 99! You're almost there! C'mon man, make it to the club!
With that, I'm reminded of this.
Also, has anyone noticed we went an entire week without Wolf Wednesday or Falcon Friday?
I'll help you out, TCC
We did?
SSBB Announcer: NEW RECORD!
Miles: Or maybe, Wolf couldn't let us do that….
U want a Bellsprout?
It makes your pokémon more muscular!!! Yet, only we can tell you if you have pokérus. In addition, your pokémon will not have any visible signs that it is sick. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Missinko009 used HELPING HAND!!!
Miles used ASSIST!!! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!
HELLOOOO NURSE!!!
Nurse Joy: "We've been expecting you."
Missinko009: "Wait, what?"
NURSE JOY HAREM!!!
*Carameldansen music plays*
yes actually i would!.. I just hope it doesn't evolve though…
F***ing Bellsprout…
http://funymony.deviantart.com/art/Bellsprout-157…
It's Japan. EVERYTHING is messed up.
Mudkipz dey oh-tay!
A week without Wolf? Doesn't seem like something he'd do normally…
Unless he can't let us know that, reason.
with the "we" im scared is there an army of nurse joys?
if there is…we must not go to the pokemon centers…all but one pokemon faint? GET RID OF THEM!your best or favorite pokemon faint? LEAVE EM TO DIE!
Or expect anyone to resort to crime, since everyone and their mom have super-powered creatures that can rip people apart.
Also hyphen grammar hammer i guess.
Same goes to Officer Jenny!
Alright TCC…
I will scratch your back.
And you scratch my back as well.
Bored for being in 93 all the time.
Damned Nurse Joy..
She enjoys watching Pokemon suffer…
Those hippy nurses…
I like bad cops…especially when they are all of the female variety…
Hippy nurses? More like sadistic nurses. Now, I wonder if Officer Jenny is a masochist…he he he I want to play good cop, bad cop with HER.
They fixed my pokemon! Why would they want to see me again? Unless… They didn't fix my pokemon but just satisfied them!!! Those nurses are sick bastards…
They don't have to be injured. They can just run out of pp…
heh…
pp…
An entire wuh-week?
hadoukenman fainted!
And now yu know that she's laughing cruelly at you everythime you go pass that door
Maybe they got too distracted by their epic everlasting battle to make Halolz appearances.
No, I wasn't with the Nurse!
Waaaaaiiitt……
That died70 is a spy!
What man has a monocle without earning it 1st?
She's trying to get you to stay there…forever!
Just look at those poor souls in front of the desk, trapped in the Center for eternity…
Jeff has no PP!
Huh what?
How is she a Nurse anyway? Aren't those who take care of animals or pets veterinaries?
Does she help in finding a cure to Garrymon cancer, too?
That's…
That's creepy for some reason…
.avi
She's a nurse cause she uses technology to go ding and maek ur pokeymans all better.
otherwise they'd be out of a job.
But you can't get behind the counter, so a backstab on the nurse is impossible!
OBJECTION!
Spy was disguised as a pokeball and she took him to the healing machine herself.
It IS possible to get behind the counter if you're as sneaky as Spy.
*died70 vanishes*
damnit, now we need a pyro….
Jeff used Struggle!
Jeff is hit with recoil!
Jeff fainted!
Use next pokemon?
>Yes
>No
Live man! Live!
Hadouken!
GIGGITY GIGGITY!
Well, nobody really dies in Pokémon either, so terrorists can use self-destructing electrodes all they want and nothing outside of collateral damage would occur.
AUGH MY YOUNG VIRGIN EYES!!!
Well, I'M certainly satisfied. *Zips Up Pants*
Whew!!! Good to see you again nurse!!!
Happy Happy Joy Joy!!!
It's funny cause it's sexual innuendo.
so thats what why im so paranoid….
i thought it was weegee
now thats a good reason to send out your weakest pokemon
so thats why they wont talk to me……right?
sorry it has taken me so long to reply but my monocle is actually linoleum sooooooo…
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!!!
PokeCentres are conspiracies!