NURSES - They hope your pets get seriously injured

Remerai is starting to get some mixed signals from the Pokémon Center. Maybe they’re taking unfair advantage of his crappy health insurance?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 17, 2010 · 1:24 AM 
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90 Responses to “NURSES”

  1. hadoukenman on July 17th, 2010 1:26 am

    It's what puts roasted Milotic on the table.

  2. Juggernaut470 on July 17th, 2010 5:30 am

    I never knew they were so sadistic!

  3. Badonk on July 17th, 2010 5:32 am

    You don't even realize the bill the stick you with after they drag your ass to the center after you white out!

    THERE IS A REASON RED LIVES IN A 1 BEDROOM HOME!

  4. Link4all on July 17th, 2010 1:33 am

    When she says "we", I get the feeling there's a Nurse Joy collective watching my every move.

  5. GameboyPATH on July 17th, 2010 5:36 am

    I hope to see you again, too. *zips pants*

  6. Brawling Bouse on July 17th, 2010 5:36 am

    The nurses set bear traps randomly out in the wild

    Not like it matters when you have free [URL="http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=36"%5Dhealth care[/URL].

  7. Brawling Bouse on July 17th, 2010 1:36 am

    The nurses set bear traps randomly out in the wild

    Not like it matters when you have free health care
    http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=36

  8. Brawling Bouse on July 17th, 2010 1:36 am

    The nurses set bear traps randomly out in the wild

    Not like it matters when you have free health care
    http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=36

  9. Brawling Bouse on July 17th, 2010 1:36 am

    The nurses set bear traps randomly out in the wild

    Not like it matters when you have free health care
    health care

  10. Brawling Bouse on July 17th, 2010 1:36 am

    The nurses set bear traps randomly out in the wild

    Not like it matters when you have free
    health care.

  11. Brawling Bouse on July 17th, 2010 1:36 am

    The nurses set bear traps randomly out in the wild

    Not like it matters when you have free health care.

  12. SS4FireFox on July 17th, 2010 6:06 am

    If someone goes to Jail in the pokemon world, when they get out, does an Officer Jenny say this too?

  13. Xenomorph42Q on July 17th, 2010 2:11 am

    It could be worse. She could demand a gratuitous amount of out of pocket money for each poke'mon healed.

    Damn thought I had edited this earlier

  14. _XD on July 17th, 2010 6:19 am

    I swear i've seen this before.

  15. Darkangelsv1 on July 17th, 2010 2:22 am

    NURSES! FOILED AGAIN!

  16. Inky Blue on July 17th, 2010 6:25 am

    What do you expect, the health care is free, for pokemon that is, not for humans, thier rates are through the roof

  17. Akismaniac on July 17th, 2010 2:42 am

    I guess they call her Joy for a reason, she really loves her job. I almost expect a bloody apron and crooked smile on her face.

    Besides, where is the “we” part anyways? Last time i checked, there is only one carbon copy Joy per center… unless she shares the stories with all her sisters: “oh yea, that pikachu that i patched up this morning, you know the one with a short tail and missing some teeth, yea we’ll be seeing that one a lot, tehehe.”

  18. akis on July 17th, 2010 6:42 am

    I guess they call her Joy for a reason, she really loves her job. I almost expect a bloody apron and crooked smile on her face.

    Besides, where is the "we" part anyways? Last time i checked, there is only one carbon copy Joy per center… unless she shares the stories with all her sisters: "oh yea, that pikachu that i patched up this morning, you know the one with a short tail and missing some teeth, yea we'll be seeing that one a lot, tehehe."

  19. TCC on July 17th, 2010 7:00 am

    oh…*sunglasses* JOY!

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

    (gotta get to 100p somehow… -,-)

  20. Miketuu on July 17th, 2010 7:19 am

    Ze healing is not as revarding as ze hurting…….

  21. Acrazymonke on July 17th, 2010 3:52 am

    I thought that I was the only person to notice this but I am proved wrong yet again.

  22. died70 on July 17th, 2010 7:53 am

    *stabs pokemon in the back*

    wait a sec that nurse is a spah!!!

  23. A_R_ on July 17th, 2010 8:03 am

    Joy: We hope to see you again!
    Spy: No, i think not. This will be the last time you see me.
    *Spy used backstab, it's super effective!*

  24. Xyxoz on July 17th, 2010 8:24 am

    I…She…DAMN IT
    All the good jokes have already been taken!.
    …and the second reply to this will be another joke, won't it?

  25. TheRedGrunt on July 17th, 2010 11:31 am

    I have always thought about this, nurse Joy is almost sadistic as the Demon!

  26. meinmattias on July 17th, 2010 11:31 am

    These people heal your pocket monsters…for free. If they don't enjoy seeing your creatures in near-death status then they're in the wrong industry.

  27. combatbeaver on July 17th, 2010 12:46 pm

    Boy would i LOVE a 69'er right about now…

  28. Alpar on July 17th, 2010 1:39 pm

    With that, I'm reminded of this.

    Also, has anyone noticed we went an entire week without Wolf Wednesday or Falcon Friday?

  29. Missinko009 on July 17th, 2010 11:33 am

    HELLOOOO NURSE!!!
    Nurse Joy: "We've been expecting you."
    Missinko009: "Wait, what?"
    NURSE JOY HAREM!!!
    *Carameldansen music plays*

  30. bootmax55 on July 17th, 2010 4:20 pm

    with the "we" im scared is there an army of nurse joys?
    if there is…we must not go to the pokemon centers…all but one pokemon faint? GET RID OF THEM!your best or favorite pokemon faint? LEAVE EM TO DIE!

  31. MasterLuigi452 on July 17th, 2010 4:50 pm

    Damned Nurse Joy..
    She enjoys watching Pokemon suffer…
    Those hippy nurses…

  32. MrNaleIt on July 17th, 2010 5:54 pm

    They fixed my pokemon! Why would they want to see me again? Unless… They didn't fix my pokemon but just satisfied them!!! Those nurses are sick bastards…

  33. By-Tor on July 17th, 2010 6:07 pm

    They don't have to be injured. They can just run out of pp…
    heh…
    pp…

  34. MrRaccoon on July 17th, 2010 8:02 pm

    And now yu know that she's laughing cruelly at you everythime you go pass that door

  35. BlueChameleon on July 17th, 2010 10:00 pm

    She's trying to get you to stay there…forever!

    Just look at those poor souls in front of the desk, trapped in the Center for eternity…

  36. Tifakitteh on July 18th, 2010 4:02 am

    How is she a Nurse anyway? Aren't those who take care of animals or pets veterinaries?
    Does she help in finding a cure to Garrymon cancer, too?

  37. MasterLuigi452 on July 18th, 2010 5:29 am

    That's…
    That's creepy for some reason…

  38. BoxeyBrown on July 18th, 2010 6:23 am

    otherwise they'd be out of a job.

  39. Missinko009 on July 19th, 2010 8:16 am

    GIGGITY GIGGITY!

  40. nonraison on July 21st, 2010 6:56 pm

    now thats a good reason to send out your weakest pokemon

  41. AnotherFunnyGuy on August 16th, 2010 11:31 pm

    PokeCentres are conspiracies!

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