Don’t stop now… giant stone Pedobear is coming for you!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 15, 2010 · 6:53 AM
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"WHO SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME?!"
dont know who,but it wasnt a good idea
It's times like this I wish it was possible to make structures like that move. It would make for interesting game mode- "PEDOBEAR ESCAPE!"
Heavy: ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES!
Pedobear: That's why it's my favorite game :3
It's okay, this Pedobear doesn't have eyes. If we stand perfectly still, he can't get us.
He's a stone cold stalker *Ba Dum Tish*
No good! he can smell virginity and the smell of baby powder.
"Don’t stop now… giant stone Pedobear is coming for you!"
I see what you did there
And I wish I didn't D:
Wow.
I wake up, today, July 15th, my birthday, and what do I see when I 1st get on Halolz?
GARY MOTHERFUCKIN- Errr, I mean, PEDO MOTHERFUCKING BEAR!
At least he'll remove all those annoying kids screaming obscenities on their headsets.
What?
Quick!
Send him to Guilty Gear!
PEDOGOLEM WANT HUG! :U
Hey, the new Fire Emblem came out on your birthd- *shot*
*Taunts with Frontier Justice*
Makin' bac- *headshot*
Woak! Whoa! Whoa! Let's not get crazy here, how could you even think about using pedobear to fight those kids! We aren't cavemen!
*Brings club with rusty nail* We have to do this like civilized people
RUN FOR YOUR POOPER!
PLay garrys mod
"Thanks for standing still, wan-" *backstab*
"You got blood on m-" *Combusts*
Mmmph-Mmmph-Mm…
*bonked*
That's alright…I'm over 9. :)
Space, the final frontier for pedos.
PEDOBEAR IS ROCK HARD AND COMING FAST!
*Grabs his Rusty Hatchet* Huzzah for solving things like Civilized people
I'm not even winde- *crit rocketed*
*Drinks energy drink* unfreaking touc-
*Invincibility wears off*
*Sentry'd*
I C WUT U DID THAR
JST DUN DU EET TO MEH
I'm 12 years old what is this?
*Raises musket with pitchfork strapped onto it*
This is what separates us from the barbarians
KAA-RRI *telefragged*
I am 12 years old and what is this I don't even.
Heavy: DO I SMELL SOILED BABY DIAPERS?!
Pedobears: That makes it hotter.
Wait, aren't you a /b/tard Taco? A civilized /b/tard?
*Mindasplode*
I'm trying with ALL MY MIGHT to resist downloading the ROM…thanks Leo…
So that's what Elites look like when they're children…
*cleans chainsaw and gets ready*
Let's solve this… like gentlemen
Oh you won't poop from there anymore :)
playing G-mOD
1 letter away from what it really is.
Krillan: "Oh God why?!?"
http://www.teamfourstar.com/page-episodes
Yes Civilized is what I am and I am civilized
THAT CIVILIZED GENTLEMAN IS A SPY!
Why whould that elite need to run?
Unless…
*pulls out toilet plunger*
Let's do this!
…Now what was it we were planning on doing again?
Krillin Owned Count:OVER 9000!!!!
*lifts up shotgun with papertag saying "bat" on it*
I don't remember myself, but let's do it anyway!
Sadly, this is the most accurate representation of pedobear out there…
Hard and stoned!
You can't ignore its girth.
…wait, what?
He came as fast as he could.
Over 9 what? 9 thousand?
Pedo of Colossus?
They're gonna have to glue you back together, IN H- *needle'd*
I see you got 98 E-peen.
I halp.
Alright, is everyone ready for the black jew zombie nazi apocalipse? Because that's why we're here right? Right?
Jewish nazi's? Effing paradox, man.
Ohh nooo!
*C-c-c-c-combo Breaker*
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RUUUUUUUUN
LEEROOOOOOOY JEEEN-
*muted*
Pedobear's even more of a menace when he's stoned.
The age is 13
Go Regipedo!
I've been at 98 for like the last MONTH, but thanks for the +1. :T
KEEP RUNNING OR YOUR STONED!
Pedo Gear Solid (and boy is it solid)
Pedo Mario: thousand year door (little too old for his taste)
Super Smash Pedos Brawl (for the love of god, keep them away from Ness… ._.)
anything else?
MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*laser kitty'd*
Well, Teen Porntress 2 is a bit out of our target.
So what about "Pedo of Bearcraft" (Blizzard), "Peddle" (PopCap), "Pedonauts" (Double Fine) and "Underage of Onan" (Funcom)?
Everybody poops 'cept you. You're not allowed.
http://fakeposters.com.s3.amazonaws.com/results/2…
The culmination of all of your deepest darkest fears…
Pedo of the Colossus.
Heavy: CRY SOME MOOOORE!
Pedobear: Yes, please do. *fap*
Happy birthday to a fellow gentleman, and a fellow Lucario.
Fanboys reference? +1
a giant candy bar
GORON ROLL!
Dinner.
Can't. Stuck with a Mac since my hipster family refuses to buy a real computer.
Thank you, old sport.
Would you care for some tea or a delicious lattice topped pastry(aka pie)?
On a side note, HOLY CRAP!
ALPAR YOUR FINALLY AT 100!!!!!!!!!
Wow…. I love you guys.
So, as thanks….
Shinkuu……
HHHHHAAAAAAADOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fake ID checks…the internet has none…and I wish it did. LOL
Sparta
Pedo roll? Rick Roll? Chaos swiss roll?
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Ummm… PEDO CHILDFUCKING BEAR! Pedobear doesn't fuck moms, silly!
If entire team is babies, then Pedobear is Spy!
Oh, Happy Birthday!!! BTW.
*C-c-c-c-combo Breaker*
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I think we need a bigger party van to catch that Pedobear.
Shin….
SSSSSSSHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRYYYYYYYYUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
He and Oak both came when a kid beat the elite 4
OKTOBERFE-
*Sasha'd*
But of course.
Gentlemen.
Madness
Gravy
Oh no, everyone run! He's hard!
( ¯ω¯)
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
He just wants a hug…
Blasphemy!
My veapon
You do make a go-
How the hell did you get a top hat and monocle?
I hate do do this, but…
GRAMMAR HAMMER!\\
*You're
Don't mind if I do. Much obliged.
YES! YES!
One beat you can't touch.
MS Paint.
No I mean, it's illegal on this site unless you have 69 epeen.
and where'd you get the sprites?
And how are you on this fine day?
How'd you even hold that hammer anyways?
We don't even have thumbs!
Also, Punctudouken!
The slash after the exclamation point was pointless and wrong of you to place there!
on motorcycles.
Over 9000
Rorschach and Deadpool.
Unrelated, but would Oak come if Master Chief defeats the Elite 4?
It costs four hundred thousand dollars to be pedogolem… for twelve seconds.
"So…I'll put down my sword and you'll put down your rock and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"
*shouting* MR.PEDOBEAR! WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT?!!
*gets stepped on*
Oh shit, grammar war!
(Random thought, hasn't anyone ever looked at a word and think "Is it really supposed to spell out like that?" and it's indeed spelled correctly.)
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I'm surprised nobody said Left 4 Pedos yet. :U
DR. OCTAGONAPUS *BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*
Damn, why didn't i think of that? :/
Also: "Need for Kids: Most Wanted" (EA)
Giant Pedobear!
OH GOD
Another Nightmare has come true!
you are 12 years old?
*giant footsteps in the distance*
you should run…
99 is a good number
Okay. NOW I've seen everything.