Gentleman Heavy sure knows how to have a good time!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 13, 2010 · 3:23 AM
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Even his hat is laughing.
I say, the period in time which we live in is entertaining and enough to create emotions of joy and happiness!
I dare say, that was a very enjoyable venture!
Gentleman Heavy had to sell his monocle and his hat is now disheveled after the financial crisis and has become Hobo Heavy.
He lost $400,000 in the stock market and property market….. in 12 seconds.
Heavy: It was sad day!
Good day? How can Heavy be saying that when he can't fully enjoy his sandvich anymore, seeing as to how it has cooldown timing?
I feel for the Heavy.
When I was eating breakfast i noticed I could only take a bite once every minute.
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(did all this sound too lame for you? First time commenting here in Halolz, so sorry if it sounds too sloppy. =/)
It's okay, Heavy found a new sandvich update! Grilled cheese sandvich!!! OM NOM NOM!!! Ah the power of CHEESE!!!
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HAR HAR! GOOD LAUGH!
NOW GO TO ZE KITCHEN AND GET ME A SAMMICH!
I am heavy weapons guy… and this… is my cheese. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and is made with two hundred dollar hand-filled bottles of cream cultured in ten thousands vats per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to finely age my cheese… for twelve seconds.
Heavy: Oh no this is bad!
Heavy: How could this happen!?!?!
hatless scout…
you,sir,bring pride you our band of men.
It's gonna be sadder if he's a Yankees fan. R.I.P George Steinbrenner
Awsome face is always awsome :D
My God… Who touched Gouda?
WHO TOUCHED MY CHUNK?! D:<
Heavy: Stupid Stupid Stupid!
I lost my money, my home, and job, too
But I've got Sasha, so now I tell you
Don't worry; BE HAPPY
Is the joke supposed to be that it looks like an awesome face? Because if it isn't, I don't see anything remotely humorous.
It's funny because you're dead, ahahahahaha!
…and then he serious'd.
Heavy: Ohhhhhh nooooooooooo!
Relevant.
Cheese is now even more srs business than the internet.
My fists, They were made of steel.
Hasn't it always been?
That is awesome
(Also, can anyone see a monocle on my profile image?)
Things like that are kinda hard to see due to IntenseDebate's small icons. But if you put your mouse over it for a second, it should be easy to see.
Oh my God, who repossessed Sasha?
Alright… WHO REPOED MY GUN?!
I SEE IT.
Yes, it's there.
You have a Top hat and Monocle but no 69 E-peen. . .
:O
O:
Idk.
Unless it's a farm. or…
Isn't it Don't worry, be heavy?
Ur doign it wrong.
…even, I dare say, a ZOO.
Bawww. Oh well. Sometimes you gamble and lose.
Ok then.
Sorry, Alpar, but
TATSUMAKI SPELLPUUKYAKU!
*doing
It's blasphemy.
My fists, they are now made of cheap bronze!
Actually it's justified. It's recognized as part of the meme.
Is it now?
Terribly sorry good sir.
Would you care for a spot of tea?
Also, do you know how I can post an image as a comment?
YEAH CHEESE!
(Make a gentlemanly version of this, and you get a +1. :D)
On the seventh day, Captain Falcon rested and said "HYES!!! It is Gouda!"
No thank you dear Miles, mah boi. I'm fine.
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Just make sure the < and > aren't spaced.
Pftt. Noobs these days ~_~
Who's that pokémon?
It's a bird! No… It's a plane No… It's blasphemy!!! No… It's SPARTA!!! No…
It was worse for the Engineer. He crafted away all of his prized possessions in pursuit of fancy tools.
And it's awesome.
Patrick.
You cannot afford bronze, so you will have to make do with wood.
You can no longer afford wood, so you must use skin and leather.
Huzzah, cultured and aged lactose!
Indeed. Quite an exceptional accessory, old bean. Would you like a crumpet, Miles?
and achieved nothing in the ending.
*sniff*
ho yeah remember when you had lots of money?
ya i remember that too.
too bad your poor now.
HEAVY: waaaaaa its no goooooood!!!
side note: kinda overshot the 69 e-peen but hey. THANK YOUZ!!!
These days? You say that like they have changed! Oh wait, they have. Back in MY day, we didn't (or dare try to) get top hats or monocles before 69 E-peen.
It looks like an awesome face? Wait… Now I see the awesome face… And, on the topic of humor… Nothing is funny anymore… (Too many fullstops…)
HA HA HA! Dangly parts.
You can no longer afford skin and leather, so you must use bone.
You can no longer afford bone, you must use air.
+1!
Nice!
Ahh, yes, I would.
Many thanks good sir.
Would you care for a spot of tea?
Those muensters!
For the record, I got my monocle at 78, and didn't attempt to get it until 69.
You can no longer afford air, you must use vacuum.
You can no longer afford vacuum, use must use dark matter.
Wouldn't that be better than steel?
*SWISS* GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL!!!! +1
I apologize but I must hit you with the grammar hammer.
Now where did I leave it?
(You. not use)
It works!!! It really WORKS!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!! Thanks Alpar!!!