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Falcon Punching a girl… that’s just not right. Although I imagine there are a lot of things that just aren’t right on Jersey Shore.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 9, 2010 · 7:25 PM
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How dare you use the image of our savior in vain?! HOW DARE YOU!?!
Captain Falcon would never do something like that. The man shown in this image must be an impostor!
'Tis not the Almighty Falcon! He is but a blasphemous impostor who seeks to only cause chaos and destruction!
"Legal warning: Drinking the Falcon Punch does not turn you into captain Falcon nor gives you his powers. Any action done while in the effects of this beverage will be your responsability and our organization will not be responsable for any harm to you or third persons"
Also, man, we've seen some twisted shit around the site, but punching a girl?
Even I have standars :/
I don't care that she's a girl. You can clearly tell from the picture that she's acting like an obnoxious, loud, stuck-up bitch.
Falcon Punch was not only appropriate, but also necessary.
It’s the Anti-Falcon!!!
Looks like we got ourselves a FALCON DRUNK.
'Tis a fine application of a Falcon Punch as that girl is clearly a bitch. However, i have this to say about his pawnch. There was no fire! LRN2FALCONPAWNCH!!!
The Falcon NEVER punches a girl.
NEVER.
Well, maybe if it was about teen pregnancy…
And thus, Captain Falcon saved America from the whoreishness that was Snooki.
Damn, he punched all the orange out of her skin.
that is no falcon punch that is a, go back to the kitchen-punch.
non related stuff: vgcats updated.
Impostor.
Captain Falcon respects women.
The!
Obviously that girl was pregnant, and should have been in the kitchen
Or the guy was drunk.
On a side note I feel bad for Scorpion from Mortal Kombat
Read the new VG Cats to find out hwhy.
The guy in the back got hit with the backlash.
And I don't really approve of punching any one in real life, no matter how much of an ass the other person is… although if it's from MTV then it can hardly be called real life.
Does Falcon have to PAWNCH! a bitch?
This is how Captain Falcon takes care of the trash on the Jersey Shore.
This image takes up more space than a troll. no offense of course Alpar.
"Hey, handsome. Wanna buy me a drink?"
"Sure, how about some PAAAWNCH!"
I don't think that real life assault is funny. ever. =/
Captain Falcon. Finishing Kira's Fight, one Whore at a time.
I ended up having to fix teh E-Peens after the troll left a mess.
All is well.
Notice the guy who's just watching and sipping his drink.
She asked to show his moves, which he did. FPwned. °.°
Holy Crap!!!
It is OK to hit girls.
if its against captain falcons code to hit women then why can he hit samus zelda and peach? becuz hes captain falcon and he does what he wants! even if it does mean a hard right to snookis jaw.
That guy in the background got hit by the FALCON FLASHBACK!!!!!!