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Falcon Punching a girl… that’s just not right. Although I imagine there are a lot of things that just aren’t right on Jersey Shore.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 9, 2010 · 7:25 PM
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How dare you use the image of our savior in vain?! HOW DARE YOU!?!
Captain Falcon would never do something like that. The man shown in this image must be an impostor!
That falcon is a spy!
'Tis not the Almighty Falcon! He is but a blasphemous impostor who seeks to only cause chaos and destruction!
"Legal warning: Drinking the Falcon Punch does not turn you into captain Falcon nor gives you his powers. Any action done while in the effects of this beverage will be your responsability and our organization will not be responsable for any harm to you or third persons"
Also, man, we've seen some twisted shit around the site, but punching a girl?
Even I have standars :/
Hey boys,its a spah!
THAT FALCON IS A BLOODY SPY
I don't care that she's a girl. You can clearly tell from the picture that she's acting like an obnoxious, loud, stuck-up bitch.
Falcon Punch was not only appropriate, but also necessary.
She wasn't pregnant…
It’s the Anti-Falcon!!!
No. It's because Falcon believes women belong in the kitchen.
Looks like we got ourselves a FALCON DRUNK.
The freakin' Falcon's a spy!
The Falcon does not approve of obnoxious bitches. Falcon Punches must be administered. It is the right and Falcon like thing to do.
Now Pawnch all obnoxious bitches into the kitchen.
What are these "Standards" you speak of?
'Tis a fine application of a Falcon Punch as that girl is clearly a bitch. However, i have this to say about his pawnch. There was no fire! LRN2FALCONPAWNCH!!!
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THAT AIN'T FALCO!
The Falcon NEVER punches a girl.
NEVER.
Well, maybe if it was about teen pregnancy…
And thus, Captain Falcon saved America from the whoreishness that was Snooki.
Damn, he punched all the orange out of her skin.
You know, the thing that stops you from killing yourself =P
Sooo….immortality = standards?
Thank you for getting the reference.
that is no falcon punch that is a, go back to the kitchen-punch.
non related stuff: vgcats updated.
I'm surprised so many people forget about Blood Falcon.
For Captain Falcon it does.
Impostor.
Captain Falcon respects women.
The!
*gasp*
Obviously that girl was pregnant, and should have been in the kitchen
Or the guy was drunk.
On a side note I feel bad for Scorpion from Mortal Kombat
Read the new VG Cats to find out hwhy.
The guy in the back got hit with the backlash.
And I don't really approve of punching any one in real life, no matter how much of an ass the other person is… although if it's from MTV then it can hardly be called real life.
Blood who?
Does Falcon have to PAWNCH! a bitch?
He's killed grandmothers and raped babies before. I don't see why he wouldn't.
That and killing everything by showing his moves.
http://tinyurl.com/36s5maz
Pow right in the kisser!
Be polite.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to punch everyone you meet. (Perhaps an exception can made in this case.)
WOMBO COMBO!
Vgcats updated?! Quick! check for the legions of the undead in your neighborhood!
*grabs shotgun* BRING IT ON ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
o_O
How is this I don't what even.
He was a clone of the good Captain created by the Black Shadow in an attempt to ruin his reputation. Fortunately, Captain Falcon proved to be a case of "imitated, but never duplicated."
Ouch. I can empathize, Scorpion. Happened to me on many occasions. Just keep plugging away at it. What about Kitana? She's pretty easy on the eyes.
EXCELLENT use of a Simpsons quote.
This is how Captain Falcon takes care of the trash on the Jersey Shore.
Hyes! Wait, what?
is that your 'fficial word on the matter?
Too much Falcon punch? sober up by eating a shamwow!
her face might have been… >.>
This image takes up more space than a troll. no offense of course Alpar.
haven't we all?
That girl is a spy. Or a prostitute.
Technically, though, the only trolls we get around here are -1 trolls.
And that Alparisalolicon troll.
*grabs big bag o' seeds* I got this one…*sunglasses* IN THE BAG!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(that was awful…)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And for that, we are grateful.
"Hey, handsome. Wanna buy me a drink?"
"Sure, how about some PAAAWNCH!"
I don't think that real life assault is funny. ever. =/
Do these standards have anything to do with women?
Shh!
Don't jinx us!
*troll zombie invasion*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*Ahem*
WATASHI WA SHINEN SHINENZU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pawnch all bitches.
Those are our 'fficial instructions.
Anyone need some pills?!
FARUKON…
Oh wait, I'm not a Falconista.
No…
Oh yeah. There'd been so many -1 trolls I'd completely forgotten that she counted.
Most likely not.
I hate you for your profile description.
GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!
*Why*
Captain Falcon. Finishing Kira's Fight, one Whore at a time.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
I ended up having to fix teh E-Peens after the troll left a mess.
All is well.
This woman was obviously in the wrong. She clearly left the kitchen without consent.
http://www.xkcd.com/391/
Don't forget about that legion of pikmin from SSBB…
although that was funny, and pikmin are expendable.
Or both…
Capt. Falcon: "Did she look like a bitch?"
Innocent Victim: "What?"
Capt. Falcon: "DID SHE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!?"
Innocent Victim: "What?"
Capt. Falcon: "Say what again!!! SAY WHAT AGAIN, M*THERF***ER! I DARE YOU!!! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!!!"
Innocent Victim: "What?"
FALCON PAAAAAWWWWNNNNCH!!!!
CAPTAIN FALCON!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!
and thus, SHOOP DA WHOOP WAS BORN.
Falcon would be proud of you.
It sounds like he's using women for demonstrations the way you put it…
Captain Falcon: "Are you pregnant?"
Young Teen Girl: "Yes, my boyfriend and I had unprotected se--"
Captain Falcon: "HYES!!!"
*Throws her in the back of the Blue Falcon and takes her to a nearby High School"
Teacher: "Today we have a special guest with us. Mr. Captain Falcon, who will teach us about contraceptives and abstinence. Take it away!!!"
FALCON
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNCH!!!!
OBJECTION!!! (I've been waiting SOOO LONG TO SAY THIS!!!)
The standard for women is to always remain in the kitchen and to always bring men a sandwich. ALWAYS.
*Curiosity gets the best of me* Damn it…
*GASP!*
It was just leftover Doritos powder…or Cheetos…
Well, it IS Jersey Shore…
Notice the guy who's just watching and sipping his drink.
So, yes, she deserved it. They all deserve a Falcon Punch or two. Most deserve more.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
maybe…
Wynaut?
ComboBreak Counter!
FALCON IS SPY!
Forget pills!
We need THE REAL MEGA BUSTER!
*gets in a Megaman X cosplay and shoots a giant laser at the troll zombies*
Ha! That's from Frank West!
Or better yet, all of them should be placed in the middle of two Falcon Punches that are about to collide.
If Scorpion takes the fact that he's been friend zoned so badly, maybe nobody should tell him about/ show him the trailer of the new Mortal Kombat movie coming out in 2013.
Don't forget sexual acts which involve their mouths.
The quote was "Now do only you. *slap* Now do both of you. *slapslap* Now all three of us. *slapslapslap*"
Because you know, he'd NEVER punch Samus or Zelda in a match, right?
He's done worse, anyway. He kills his own followers sometimes.
*Translation* I am not for die! YOU DIE!
WOMBO COMBO
…But this was from a TV show. With a script.
SMOKER! *shoots automatic*
Fool, that would kill us all! With no brain matter, even their thick skulls would not be able to stop those punches from meeting!
BOOMER!!!
*shoots the boomer and kills it before realizing that AuraMaster was right next to it*
I hate vampires…
*starts shooting the horde*
*avoids*
I said it like that on purpose!
Looks like they showed him their booze.
You're saying it weird. Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?
Hwhat are you talking about, I'm speaking normally.
Hwhy do you accuse me?
And because of that, it's completely okay to laugh since every Halolz user has laughed at a Captain Falcon abortion punch at least once.
You'd need a Wolf, or someone with his ability.
So that he "Can't let you collide punches, Falcon."
And for once, Falcon might agree.
Oh, thanks.
You saved me.
She asked to show his moves, which he did. FPwned. °.°
Holy Crap!!!
It is OK to hit girls.
if its against captain falcons code to hit women then why can he hit samus zelda and peach? becuz hes captain falcon and he does what he wants! even if it does mean a hard right to snookis jaw.
That guy in the background got hit by the FALCON FLASHBACK!!!!!!