[ANIMATED] Jersey Shore Falcon Punch

Falcon Punching a girl… that’s just not right. Although I imagine there are a lot of things that just aren’t right on Jersey Shore.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 9, 2010 · 7:25 PM 
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111 Responses to “Jersey Shore Falcon Punch”

  1. spaghettiweegee on July 9th, 2010 7:31 pm

    How dare you use the image of our savior in vain?! HOW DARE YOU!?!

  2. Lekonua on July 9th, 2010 11:40 pm

    Captain Falcon would never do something like that. The man shown in this image must be an impostor!

  3. SenorTaco77 on July 9th, 2010 11:46 pm

    'Tis not the Almighty Falcon! He is but a blasphemous impostor who seeks to only cause chaos and destruction!

  4. MrRaccoon on July 9th, 2010 11:47 pm

    "Legal warning: Drinking the Falcon Punch does not turn you into captain Falcon nor gives you his powers. Any action done while in the effects of this beverage will be your responsability and our organization will not be responsable for any harm to you or third persons"

    Also, man, we've seen some twisted shit around the site, but punching a girl?
    Even I have standars :/

  5. LeoTheProdigy on July 10th, 2010 12:16 am

    I don't care that she's a girl. You can clearly tell from the picture that she's acting like an obnoxious, loud, stuck-up bitch.

    Falcon Punch was not only appropriate, but also necessary.

  6. CardboardSpartan on July 9th, 2010 8:31 pm

    It’s the Anti-Falcon!!!

  7. Alpar on July 10th, 2010 12:33 am

    Looks like we got ourselves a FALCON DRUNK.

  8. Daifuku on July 10th, 2010 12:45 am

    'Tis a fine application of a Falcon Punch as that girl is clearly a bitch. However, i have this to say about his pawnch. There was no fire! LRN2FALCONPAWNCH!!!

  9. MasterLuigi452 on July 10th, 2010 12:52 am

    The Falcon NEVER punches a girl.
    Well, maybe if it was about teen pregnancy…

  10. Trogador on July 10th, 2010 1:03 am

    And thus, Captain Falcon saved America from the whoreishness that was Snooki.

    Damn, he punched all the orange out of her skin.

  11. fmarulz on July 9th, 2010 9:14 pm

    that is no falcon punch that is a, go back to the kitchen-punch.

    non related stuff: vgcats updated.

  12. tveye on July 9th, 2010 9:26 pm


    Captain Falcon respects women.

  13. Coodoo on July 9th, 2010 9:56 pm


  14. Miles on July 10th, 2010 2:07 am

    Obviously that girl was pregnant, and should have been in the kitchen
    Or the guy was drunk.

    On a side note I feel bad for Scorpion from Mortal Kombat
    Read the new VG Cats to find out hwhy.

  15. Tifakitteh on July 9th, 2010 10:22 pm

    The guy in the back got hit with the backlash.

    And I don't really approve of punching any one in real life, no matter how much of an ass the other person is… although if it's from MTV then it can hardly be called real life.

  16. Brawling Bouse on July 10th, 2010 2:56 am

    Does Falcon have to PAWNCH! a bitch?

  17. AuraMaster on July 10th, 2010 4:19 am

    This is how Captain Falcon takes care of the trash on the Jersey Shore.

  18. shadow649 on July 10th, 2010 4:58 am

    This image takes up more space than a troll. no offense of course Alpar.

  19. GameboyPATH on July 10th, 2010 7:52 am

    "Hey, handsome. Wanna buy me a drink?"
    "Sure, how about some PAAAWNCH!"

  20. Shiranui on July 10th, 2010 10:20 am

    I don't think that real life assault is funny. ever. =/

  21. Dimomarg on July 10th, 2010 12:24 pm

    Captain Falcon. Finishing Kira's Fight, one Whore at a time.

  22. Alpar on July 10th, 2010 12:58 pm

    I ended up having to fix teh E-Peens after the troll left a mess.

    All is well.

  23. supreme_slayer on July 10th, 2010 5:25 pm

    Notice the guy who's just watching and sipping his drink.

  24. Razuki on July 13th, 2010 9:12 am

    She asked to show his moves, which he did. FPwned. °.°

  25. Dianna on July 13th, 2010 4:03 pm

    Holy Crap!!!

  26. [KwZ] on July 13th, 2010 1:09 pm

    It is OK to hit girls.

  27. BlacktimusPrime on November 3rd, 2010 4:04 pm

    if its against captain falcons code to hit women then why can he hit samus zelda and peach? becuz hes captain falcon and he does what he wants! even if it does mean a hard right to snookis jaw.

  28. Cactuspuncher on January 23rd, 2011 1:20 pm

    That guy in the background got hit by the FALCON FLASHBACK!!!!!!

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