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That’s beautiful… but don’t keep your hopes up Engie!
Submitted by Doc Ock Rokc
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 8, 2010 · 5:36 AM
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That was beautiful..
[love the ending]
i'd like a golden wrench if you know what i mean ;)
;_;
WAAAAAAAAHH AH HA HAAAAAAAAA………*goes in the next room*
A few things.
-Did some searching. The song is made by a guy name Plumpsy: credit must be properly given for this one. Period. No buts. http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread….
-He should be given a Golden Wrench.
-I want to make something out of this….. anything. Video, macro, dinnerware, anything.
-Vote 5 everyone, or i'll rape you.
what a sad song….but i have a better one.
I GOTTA GOLDEN WRENCH, I GOTTA GOLDEN WRENCH, AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!
BWHAHAHA! I AM MUSCLEKARP, PROUD OWNER OF GOLDEN WRENCH 87
http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/wrench…
……… <a href="http://.http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198011580850/” target=”_blank”>.http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198011580850/
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I think my chances at this wrench are gone… I am totally out of items.
well. I wasted all my duplicates for that. What did I get? 1 Reclaimed metal and one refined metal.
The man deserves a medal and a hat just to stick on his Golden Wrench
The composer was gonna be my first question, so since you already found it a +1 for you lad
My inner SCIENCE Fiend however forces me to point out that gold is a soft and malleable metal. A Golden Wrench could only club in a few spys heads before the dents take their toll.
Curse you SCIENCE. If only I was born a wizard and not a doctor!
Well, I don't want to give it a 5, but I certainly don't want Paulrus to rape me…
Bottom link is broken. Here.
Aha, I got TWO refined metals and 1 relclaimed. I am superiour!
-cries over loss of items-
Er-HEM. My inner TF2 nerd could not be stopped from pointing out that golden wrenches are made of Australium.
Chemical symbol Au.
Nerd jokes are GO!
This derservies to be in the top 5
it was nice, funny, and overall Awsome
also to the people who missed out on a golden wrench valve should put out a silver one that isnt as epic
Aurum est potestas
As much as I'd like to be raped by the lesbian mudkips guy, I voted 5 stars.
wow i got one upped lol *deletes older song post*
I was so hoping for a "If I had a Golden Ticket" parody…
However, this is equally fantastic and deserves a video to go along with it.
Curst greed of gold, what crimes thy tyrant power has caused…
HAI GAIS FIRE-
*Shot*
Well you said nerd jokes..
"You're dreams are the only thing that will never be sapped"
Well those are different.
The wrench is a curse.
*Disables Paulrus's rape*
In the words of O'Donnel, "Can't let you rape that, Paulrus."
No, the boogeyman sapped your dreams after he got spy training.
In other news, CandleJack has been sighted on Halolz again. So be careful everyo
I see what you did thar…..
Wait… What are you?
*sigh* Only four wrenches remain, and this song bears the marks of heavy sadness equivalent to that of a FAMINE.
false alarm, turns out iwas just on a server were everyone got a golden wrench
….sigh
WHAT SERVER?!?!?!
One wrench is left to find, our players caught up in a bind.
Once the final one is found, sadness and loss will surely abound.
But then a light glows through the dark, like an Angel from Heaven, declaring, "Hark!"
An update arises from the blog, and clears from our minds the golden fog (OK, Australium.)
With new maps to play and new items to get, the players ease from their hissy-fit.
So you see, happiness shall visit us soon, although it is already 3 hours past noon.
C,=
That is all.
I also need a Golden Wrench, but. Tough luck since I don't have TF2 anymore and the fact that there's only 3 wrenches left.
WRONG!
Au is gold, am I not mistaken?
Ergo, Australium should be….
…..feck. Make it another 3 letter one. Aus or Aul.
The randomizer arena server, hang on lemme go find the IP
Poor and Irish!
Well, rich and Irish.
why's everybody hatin on mah poem?
screw the wrench.
ITS ALL ABOUT THE WRANGLER BITCHES!!!!!!!!
*CASTRATE'D!*
WUT?
Sorry, my computer fell.
Now, anyways, be very ca
The answer is… (drumroll) YES! FALCON PUNCH!
Do i smell an new heavy medic submission? http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/30/heavy-medic-and-… how bout heavy medic and the final golden wrench?
So who's CandleJack? I'll go look at past submissions to find out who h
The wrench is a spy you mean right?
Guys! I escaped!
I somehow escaped CandleJack!
Now you gotta help me rescue Shadow!
He needs our help! Come on guys! You gotta bel
Lyrics are here:
I'm a simple engineer
I build things with my hands
I construct all kinds of things
nobody understands.
But if I had a wrench of gold,
or Australium as I've been told,
I'd knock my enemies out cold
If I had a golden wrench.
I don't want food to fill me up,
or a gun that shoots real far.
I've always been a simple man,
content with my guitar.
But now there's something that I need,
I'd swing it round with lightning speed,
I'd have the midas touch indeed!
If I had a golden wrench.
The medic got an ubersaw,
the demo got a shield.
The spy he got a fancy gun,
but none of those I'd wield.
The pyro got a brand new axe,
the sniper got a bow.
But I've been waiting patiently
until my turn to go
I know my chances aren't good,
but I still hope and pray,
that golden tool I long to hold,
will come to me this day.
And If it doesn't, well then oh well,
just give me one; I'd never tell.
And if I don't I'll scream and yell,
"This ain't the last you've seen of Dell!"
And those that get one can burn in hell!
If I had a golden wrench.
Dum diddy dum dum dum dum dum,
diddy dum dum dum dum.
It's so beautiful. *sniff*