Nope.

Huh. Turns out crazy neck elongation runs in the Engineer’s family!
Makes more sense if you’ve read the recent Loose Canon comic over at the official Team Fortress site!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 5, 2010 · 12:03 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (240 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)
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96 Responses to “Nope.”

  1. LeoTheProdigy on July 5th, 2010 4:08 pm

    inb4Nope.

  2. ArmyOfMidgets on July 5th, 2010 4:15 pm

    Back in my dayz we didn't have no fancy hats! we had to nope headshots!

  3. MercenaryBlue on July 5th, 2010 12:20 pm

    I like this.

  4. Acias on July 5th, 2010 4:50 pm

    i expected him to say "alrighty then" in the original comic :/

  5. Dr. Furry on July 5th, 2010 12:52 pm
  6. AuraMaster on July 5th, 2010 4:54 pm

    Back in my day, when we declined an offer, we had to do it in at least 10 syllables. One syllable was unheard of for an entire sentence.

  7. BlueChameleon on July 5th, 2010 5:05 pm

    Ach, but the hat's upside down on the table! That means the neck has to do a…∩ shape?

  8. Brawling Bouse on July 5th, 2010 1:18 pm

    Someone needs to erect him a damn neck brace, else his neck cease being erect.

  9. VideoGameGeek on July 5th, 2010 1:18 pm

    His head should have gone inside his helmet.

    ALSO

    nope.jpg

    67 Epeen! I require assistance!

  10. Badonk on July 5th, 2010 1:20 pm

    I would make a joke… but i have a more important statement….

    WHEN THE FUCK DID VALVE START MAKING TF2 COMICS???!!! WHERE THE FUCK WAS I!?!?

    ahem…. saying that i shall now dive deep into their archives to find more…

  11. Alfa on July 5th, 2010 5:21 pm

    YEAP

    *head goes inside torso*

  12. MrRaccoon on July 5th, 2010 5:24 pm

    B-but I wanna be a monster! D:

  13. Marzen on July 5th, 2010 5:44 pm

    Wow. I just changed my avatar in some stuff to Granpda-Engie, too.

    STOP BEING INSIDE MY MIND.

  14. Inky Blue on July 5th, 2010 1:46 pm

    I look forward to this slowly becoming more popular, to the point it has a crossover with Captian Falcon

    YES

    …nope

    priceless

  15. Link4all on July 5th, 2010 6:23 pm

    …You monster.

  16. Ageless_Evil on July 5th, 2010 6:54 pm

    looks like this guy got more than *puts on sunglasses* a leg-up.
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

    hooray my first shades joke! and wow, it suks! feel free to -1 me! =D

  17. MassiveDamage on July 5th, 2010 3:18 pm

    Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real update
    I'm feelin greaaaaaaaaat!
    And 2Fort, I'll turn it inside out, yeah
    Spycheckin' around in ecstasy
    So don't sap me now…
    Don't sap me
    'Cause I'm having an update
    Having an update!
    I'm a Soldier rocket jumping through the sky
    With my Gunboats, defying the laws of gravity
    I'm a racing Scout, passin' by like cp_well train
    I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stoppin' me
    I'm building through the map, yeah
    Shittons of sentries, that's why they call me Credit to Team
    The level 4 shoots a laser beam!
    I wanna make a smoking heap of gibs out of you
    Don't sap me now
    I'm having such a good game
    On top of the board
    Don't sap me now If you wanna have a good game
    Don't add to my score
    Don't sap me now
    'Cause I'm having a good game
    Don't sap me now
    Yes, I'm having a good game
    If you got a problem you should cry sum moar
    I'm an ubercharge standing on the point
    About to win this shit
    I build a teleport
    Now get to the front
    I'm dispensin', pushin' on the payload
    It's a fucking bomb, about to whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, EXPLODE!
    I'm building through the map, yeah
    Shittons of sentries, that's why they call me Credit to Team
    The level 4 shoots a laser beam!
    I wanna make a smoking heap of gibs out of you
    Don't sap me, don't sap me, don't sap me, hey, hey, hey!
    Don't sap me, don't sap me, ooh, ooh, ooh!
    I'll wrench it!
    Don't sap me, don't sap me
    Be a good sport, good sport
    Don't sap me, don't sap me
    WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    (Pyro's awesome guitar solo)

    Ohhhhhhh, I'm building through the map, yeah
    Shittons of sentries, that's why they call me Credit to Team
    The level 4 shoots a laser beam!
    I wanna make a smoking heap of gibs out of you
    Don't sap me now
    I'm having such a good time
    On top of the board
    Don't sap me now
    If you wanna have a good game
    Don't add to my score
    Don't sap me now
    'Cause I'm having a good game
    Don't sap me now
    Yes, I'm having a good game
    If you got a problem you should cry sum moar
    Da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa da da da da
    Da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaa
    Da da daaaaaaaaa
    Daaaa da da da daaaaaaaaaa da…

  18. Alpar on July 5th, 2010 3:24 pm

    Soon his neck will grow high enough to reach that Sentry that flew up a couple dozen submission ago.

  19. Roflcopter419 on July 5th, 2010 7:27 pm
  20. Darkangelsv1 on July 5th, 2010 7:32 pm

    And thus, "nope" became the new Courage Kratos.
    Except, you know, this one's actually funny.

  21. Dimomarg on July 5th, 2010 4:15 pm

    -I have seen the other side. There is nothing there. Fix. This. Machine.

    -Nope.

  22. Alpar on July 5th, 2010 9:37 pm

    HOLY FFFFF-

    99 E-Peen! 99 E-PEEN! My Internet meming brothers! I summon you!

    +1 ME! FOR GREAT JUSTICE! TO MAKE HISTORY! TO MAKE IT TO 100 E-PEEN!

  23. Ivan102 on July 5th, 2010 10:05 pm

    This Is MADNESS!!!

  24. xstationcubed on July 5th, 2010 10:34 pm

    I laughed harder than I probably should have when I reached the last panel.

  25. Kevvo on July 5th, 2010 10:53 pm

    MOMENTS IN HISTORY:

    "Caesar, are you going to restore the Republic?"
    "Nope."

    "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
    "Nope."

    "Galileo, does the sun revolve around the Earth?"
    "Nope."

    "Dammit American colonies, pay your taxes!"
    "Nope."

    "Here Prince John, sign the Magna Carta."
    "Nope."

    "Mein Fuhrer…maybe we should…oh I dunno…evacuate our troops from Stalingrad?"
    "Nope."

    "Should we let someone more talented than Michael Bay direct Transformers?"
    "Nope."

  26. Hareoic on July 5th, 2010 11:33 pm

    We're sapping you back to the future!

  27. BlazingBlur on July 6th, 2010 2:18 am

    Once again. Yep.

  28. tryrestart on July 6th, 2010 8:42 am

    Cause it's gonna be the future soon
    And I won't always be this way
    When the things that make me weak and strange get engineered away

  29. jimbomcb on July 6th, 2010 7:31 am

    nope

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