Huh. Turns out crazy neck elongation runs in the Engineer’s family!
Makes more sense if you’ve read the recent Loose Canon comic over at the official Team Fortress site!
Submitted by John W.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 5, 2010 · 12:03 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Growth Spurt, Sequential Art, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Weird · Leave a comment (96 Comments) |
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inb4Nope.
Back in my dayz we didn't have no fancy hats! we had to nope headshots!
I like this.
Yea? Cockblock this!
You can't cockblock my PINGAS!
i expected him to say "alrighty then" in the original comic :/
http://instantyeah.org/
Back in my day, when we declined an offer, we had to do it in at least 10 syllables. One syllable was unheard of for an entire sentence.
Back in my days, we didn't had a stack of hats to ignore someone! We only had some lint and our own earwax to say "I can't hear you!"
Ach, but the hat's upside down on the table! That means the neck has to do a…∩ shape?
Someone needs to erect him a damn neck brace, else his neck cease being erect.
His head should have gone inside his helmet.
ALSO
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67 Epeen! I require assistance!
I would make a joke… but i have a more important statement….
WHEN THE FUCK DID VALVE START MAKING TF2 COMICS???!!! WHERE THE FUCK WAS I!?!?
ahem…. saying that i shall now dive deep into their archives to find more…
YEAP
*head goes inside torso*
B-but I wanna be a monster! D:
hm.
UPWARDS TO GLORY!
Danke, comrade!
Wow. I just changed my avatar in some stuff to Granpda-Engie, too.
STOP BEING INSIDE MY MIND.
Im not sure, but I think they have only made two. One about the Demoman and Soldier, and one about the Engineer
I look forward to this slowly becoming more popular, to the point it has a crossover with Captian Falcon
YES
…nope
priceless
…You monster.
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FOR SCIENCE!
You monster…
Don't forget that Apple commercial they made a while ago.
And one shorter comic in the Sniper vs Spy (Jarate advertisement).
http://instantnope.halolz.com
DO IT, SHAWN!
YOUR E-PEEN SHALL CARRY YOUR HEAD TO THE HEAVENS FASTER THAN ENGIE'S NECK!
looks like this guy got more than *puts on sunglasses* a leg-up.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
hooray my first shades joke! and wow, it suks! feel free to -1 me! =D
Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real update
I'm feelin greaaaaaaaaat!
And 2Fort, I'll turn it inside out, yeah
Spycheckin' around in ecstasy
So don't sap me now…
Don't sap me
'Cause I'm having an update
Having an update!
I'm a Soldier rocket jumping through the sky
With my Gunboats, defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing Scout, passin' by like cp_well train
I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stoppin' me
I'm building through the map, yeah
Shittons of sentries, that's why they call me Credit to Team
The level 4 shoots a laser beam!
I wanna make a smoking heap of gibs out of you
Don't sap me now
I'm having such a good game
On top of the board
Don't sap me now If you wanna have a good game
Don't add to my score
Don't sap me now
'Cause I'm having a good game
Don't sap me now
Yes, I'm having a good game
If you got a problem you should cry sum moar
I'm an ubercharge standing on the point
About to win this shit
I build a teleport
Now get to the front
I'm dispensin', pushin' on the payload
It's a fucking bomb, about to whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, EXPLODE!
I'm building through the map, yeah
Shittons of sentries, that's why they call me Credit to Team
The level 4 shoots a laser beam!
I wanna make a smoking heap of gibs out of you
Don't sap me, don't sap me, don't sap me, hey, hey, hey!
Don't sap me, don't sap me, ooh, ooh, ooh!
I'll wrench it!
Don't sap me, don't sap me
Be a good sport, good sport
Don't sap me, don't sap me
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Pyro's awesome guitar solo)
Ohhhhhhh, I'm building through the map, yeah
Shittons of sentries, that's why they call me Credit to Team
The level 4 shoots a laser beam!
I wanna make a smoking heap of gibs out of you
Don't sap me now
I'm having such a good time
On top of the board
Don't sap me now
If you wanna have a good game
Don't add to my score
Don't sap me now
'Cause I'm having a good game
Don't sap me now
Yes, I'm having a good game
If you got a problem you should cry sum moar
Da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa da da da da
Da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaa
Da da daaaaaaaaa
Daaaa da da da daaaaaaaaaa da…
DON'T BELIEVE IN THE +1's! BELIEVE IN THE E-PEEN THAT CAN'T BELIEVE IN YOU!
…I don't see anything.
Furthermore, you mispelled the word "Yeah?"
lrn2grammar
Soon his neck will grow high enough to reach that Sentry that flew up a couple dozen submission ago.
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SCHNELL! MOVE ZE PEEN UP!
Subscribe to their RSS feed, man.
And thus, "nope" became the new Courage Kratos.
Except, you know, this one's actually funny.
ONE E-PEEN WILL NOT PUSH SELF!
Why this does not have more +1, I will never know…
IT'S STILL 67!
GOTTA MOVE THAT PEEN UP!
Erectin' a +1!
STANDING WITH 67 EPEEN DOES NOTHING! GET 68 EPEEN, MASSIVEDAMAGE!
GAWD SAVE THE QUEEN!
Will VideoGameGeek get to 69 epeen?
Will he get to wear a top hat and monocle?
Will Miles ever find a top hat and monocle?
Why am I asking you all these questions?
Tune in to find out!
Nope.
-I have seen the other side. There is nothing there. Fix. This. Machine.
-Nope.
Miles if you help me get 69 I will craft my 4 Refined Metal and my Pyro Token to get you your monocle and top hat.
I clicked. I CLICKED. YOU MADE ME CLICK.
DO IT SHAWN!
Nope!
FUUU-
68 E-PEEN. You're almost there man!
EDIT: FUUU-
99 E-PEEN. I'M almost there! D:
HOLY FFFFF-
99 E-Peen! 99 E-PEEN! My Internet meming brothers! I summon you!
+1 ME! FOR GREAT JUSTICE! TO MAKE HISTORY! TO MAKE IT TO 100 E-PEEN!
But its so pleasant in here.
….I think i'll fuck it.
*ziiiiip*
Oh dear god OH DEAR GOD OH MY-
Wait, are those Lesbian Mudkips?
*erection*
Nope.
Dammit!
+1 to both of you. For great justice.
We'll elongate our necks. To deny people. You monster.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! MOVE EVERY E-PEEN!
This Is MADNESS!!!
BUT MASSIVEDAMAGE ONLY HAS 67 E-PEEN! THAT WOULD BE LIKE GOING DOWN! WE MUST RAISE THE BOTH OF YOU! OR, ALTERNATIVELY, WE COULD RAISE ME TO 80 E-PEEN FOR THE LULZ! HELL, EVERYBODY'S GOING UP IN E-PEEN NOW! HUZZAH!
WHY AM I STILL TYPING LIKE THIS? I KNOW I'M EXCITED BUT SRSLY. WTF?
congraturation! you have gotten the great e-peen!
Also, holy crap, I'm at 69! Can I join the monocle club now, engie?
…
What? Nope? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
MUST.GET.TO.HIGHER.LEVELS.NAO.
Damnit.
And I'll look down and whisper… nope.
Nope, probably not.
of course you can join, though i wonder why i have not put a monocle on yet…
Oh and +1 for VGG and Alpar
YOURS IS THE E-PEEN THAT SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!
FALCON E-PEEN RAISE!!!
Quite.
We now bring you SpaghettiWeegee in Super-Scary Tingle-o-Vision.
HYES! COME ON! *return raise*
I laughed harder than I probably should have when I reached the last panel.
2 Points: Grammar HAMMER! and do you want to reach -100 or have the trolls taken a shine to you?
MOMENTS IN HISTORY:
"Caesar, are you going to restore the Republic?"
"Nope."
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
"Nope."
"Galileo, does the sun revolve around the Earth?"
"Nope."
"Dammit American colonies, pay your taxes!"
"Nope."
"Here Prince John, sign the Magna Carta."
"Nope."
"Mein Fuhrer…maybe we should…oh I dunno…evacuate our troops from Stalingrad?"
"Nope."
"Should we let someone more talented than Michael Bay direct Transformers?"
"Nope."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!
I cried Manly tears. this is epic, and needs moar +1s
I've done my duty to society.
have you? (not alpar)
nope
madness? THIS IS HALOLZ! *falcon punches you into pit of death*
If I had to guess, it's because it wasn't posted immediately.
We're sapping you back to the future!
Yeah!
*head goes into torso*
C'=
Awesome.
If you really want a 69 so bad I suggest going out and paying for it.
Just make sure that they didn't use to be a guy though. It's just so awkward when that happens.
Once again. Yep.
Maybe a little bit of both?
ask not what alpar can do for you, but what you can do for alpar.
+1'd
Ahh!
Tingle has a top hat and monocle! We're doomed!
Cause it's gonna be the future soon
And I won't always be this way
When the things that make me weak and strange get engineered away
That's what she said.
Time to make like a tree and get outta here, then.
nope
69 Get! VGG Needs moar monocle.
Mphh, Mphhh hmph!
+1!!
Help your fellow E-peeners!
Also, I'm helping out VGG and Alpar
And I'll look up at you and say…
SURE YOUR KEN!
Quick Marzen!
Run!
*Aura Sphere'd Paulrus*
I'll hold him off!
you got that many +1s?
i dare say that comment did
*puts on shades*
Massive damage!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why, sir, WHY must you explode my head with win for a hundreth time in a row!