It’s hard to find a more intimidating lawyer than G-Man! Even the judge is a little scared of that guy…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 5, 2010 · 1:58 AM
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Obvious greenscreen is obvious.
Look! G-Man is on gm_construct!
*changes chroma key picture*
Now he's in a courtroom!
*changes picture*
Now he's on the moon!
*change*
Now he's against a trippy mall photobooth effect!
*change*
Now it's Nappa!
Nappa: Wait, WHAT THE HELL?!
Damn, look at that finger.
G-man phone home, I guess.
Objection, Mr.Freeman… You were sleeping on the job…
Not even von Karma could beat that guy.
Gman: How could my client caused proprity damage at black mesa…
…IF HE HAS BEEN IN STASIS FOR 20 YEARS?
Because nothing shouts objection like a briefcase to the face.
oh look a person first time playing garry's mod.
My God Have Mercy On Us… And Mr. Freeman
Reminds me of the Body Snatchers, where they point you out and make that weird noise to alert the horde.
By the way, is the site acting up for anyone else? I'm seeing a LOT of white.
T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-take that!
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Pull my finger!
That would make Gordon Freeman Edgeworth, Barney as Gumshoe, and John Freeman as the judge.
Troll got ya. I helped.
He is glowing green! That only means one thing… Phoenix Wright mutated into G-man!
Clear out your cookies.
Rise and shine, Mr. Edgeworth. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the court would have gone to waste until… well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Edgeworth. Wake up and smell the ashes.
*cue Edgeworth part of Trials and Tribulations case 5*
I can't even make a pun out of this one.
Mister Eeeeeedgewoooorth….
I realize this moment may not be the most…convenient…for a heart-to-heart…but I had to wait until your…clients…were otherwise occupied.
There was a time when they cared nothing for Miss Fey…when their only experience of the law was a subpoena coming at them down a steel corridor. When I plucked her from Kurain Village, I ran into considerable objections that she was a mere child, and of no practical use to anyone. I have since learned to ignore such naysayers when…quelling? them?…is out of the question.
Still, I am not one to squander my investments, and I remain confident that she was worth far more than the initial appraisal. That is why I must extract from you a small repayment owed for your own career's survival. See her safely out of the courtroom, Mr. Edgeworth. I wish I could do more for you, but I have agreed to abide by certain restrictions….
Now…listen carefully, my dear….when you see your…sister…relay these following words….Prepare for unforeseen objections.
OH MY GOSH! It's the rare Garrymon! I've got a Master Ball with your name on it…
*shocked Dr Breen face*
He's got the E.T. finger going on over there…
Otherwise, well, I can offer you a case you have no chance of winning…rather an anticlimax after what you've just defended…
Garrymon used bloom!
It's super effective!
Mingebag used mad photoshopping skillz!
It's not very effective…
But the Rebellion has never thrived this much since Freeman appeared! Therefore, he is a leader of some sort and obviously started it long ago.
OBJECTION!
My client Mr. Gordon Freeman was in stasis for nearly 40 years. The Rebellion began shortly after you became Administrator, Dr. Breen!
The Wright's finger in the wrong place can make all the difference in the Courtroom.
BLAH BLAH BLAH, MR. EDGEWORTH.
Looks like the defense…
*puts on sunglasses*
got fingered.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH…?
Nope.avi
I knew some thing was weird about this picture i just couldn't POINT it out
(am I doing it right?)
What about the Team Fortress and Left 4 dead peoplez?
Random person: I have cake!
G-Man: Objection! The cake is a lie!
First…………..comment on Halolz! Be nice to the new guy.:)
But what about Karma Charger?
Left 4 dead peoplez are having fun with neverending pistols and TF is shitting down some necks I guess…
*shock* You dare to inquire that We would be the rapscallion who would perform such a hideous act? Shame on you Herr VideoGameGeek. Shame.On.You.
NOES! Don't do it man, don't do it! Imagine what you could do with all of them! *rainbow shine* imagination…
OBJECTION!
Umm, wait, can I try again?
Judge: No.
Miles: *Penalty* X.x
Seems like a troll got everyone. Anyone got anti-troll spray?
+ 1'd.
Also, I'm gonna try improving on it, if ya dun mind.
Edgeworth: Witness! Tell the court what you were doing at the time of the murder.
Witness: Easy. I was eating a giant Cake. took me 7 hours.
Edgeworth: See the witness has an al-
G-Man: OBJECTION! The witness could not have been eating cake because THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Someone troll'd you guys. I helped undo the damage.
Thanks for the +1
My quest for the mystical 69 e-peen begins….
NOW!
ON A MOTORCYCLE!