I guess there’s a reason we don’t hear much about the events that took place between Red/Blue/Green and Gold/Silver…
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Blasphemy. Red doesn't speak. Even when you meet him on the mountain, he doesn't speak.
Also, Red is a Pokemon Master already. He caught them all. Then he caught another 100 when those were discovered. Then when another 135 were discovered, he just said "fuck it" and disappeared, for real this time.
I've never seen someone as cross-eyed as Red.
this is a fairly good summary of what i thought happened to Red
And thus, Red spent three days climbing Mt. Silver, fighting the elements in a desperate attempt to conquer the mountain. On the dawn of the fourth day, he reached the top, battered and bruised, ready to take his place as the first person to conquer Mt. Silver. He looked over the ledge at the peak of the mountain, and y'know who was there looking back at him?
Gary motherf***ing Oak.
Hard time for Oak. He didn't come for three years.
And there he stood alone. For three long years. With nothing but his balls for company.
Fortunately, his balls were Steel type.
Meanwhile, Gary went on a 3 year round-the-world tour.
On his Spearow.
from hunger red was forced to eat 145 of his pokemon
No no no. He had brain freeze. That's why he couldn't talk on the mountain. He wasn't finished with his slurpee.
God… i hate that i know the real reason he is up there….fucking magical healing hot springs…
GARY MUTHA FUKKIN OAK!!!
OKAY! I CAUGHT ALL 150 MUTHA EFFIN' POKEMANS! I'm gonna go sit on the mountain so I can't hear anything about another 100 coming out so I'm still the pokeman master!
YOU CAN'T IGNORE HIS GIRTH
It's not like he got the brain freeze at the mountain.
Yeah. And Sabrina was there apparently too [./seriouslyithappenedinthemanga]
while Scyther? Well, he got a job at a lawn mowing company
MY BALLS, THEY'RE MADE OF STEEL
3 years, only to be defeated by Gold… Such a good use of a life.
too bad i cant camp this like on facebook…
Looks like Red…
was feeling HIGH about his achievements!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (TOAST)
In those three years his mother had bought him a Nintendo 64.
Red, you're an idiot.
get N64 or get outside.
Red did both.
Inb4OMGWTFEVILELITE4
Gary was here! Ash is a loser!
I'm actually wondering HAS anyone completed their pokedex without action replay???
OSHI-
Money well wasted.
Then, his mom bought him a Wii.
Why didn't you play Pokemon Rumble Red???
After Red/Blue, Red stood up on Mt. Silver with his T-Shirt, thus freezing him solid.
In Heart Gold/Soul Silver, the trainer ordered his Typlosion to use Flamthrower to frozen Red just to have an ultimate showdown.
Sound's like a good time waster to me!
He's on a funking mountain.
I'm almost there.
*sniff*
I smell a troll. RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
Very HARD time indeed.
Oh right…
oh, come on, he is gonna return… someday… maybe… Just when someone unfreezes his legs. and his arms. and his waist. and his shoulders. and his head.
Most likely a miscommunication with his Lapras.
Lapras: "What? 'Make me an Ice-Cream'? I thought you said 'Hit me with Ice Beam'…"
we need stakes for that.
Steel-Ice type. They evolved in the mountain.
Gary Oak. The only thing capable of supporting his ego without collapsing is a level 8 Spearow.
Fine!
*glues one on a Hound's head*
Happy?
…and his balls.
In space, no one can hear you scream…in the mountains no one can hear you freeze.
Professor Oak is almost there too. Must be hard…
Red: Boy, I hope that noone in the next three years or so comes and beats me, then I'd have to climb back down and use the pokemon center, then climb back up to waste more time
IT's a UNICORN!
His The King Of Everything!!! :D
Congratulations, your BAWLZ evolved into BLUBALLZ
As slow as he could.
Someone get Lord Grammar Nazi in here…
That's the manga canon where awesome shit happened that hurt his wrists though.
As far as we know in the games he went cuz he fucking LOVES mountains.
So…
He left in FRLG because his mom got him a damn GameCube, and he never came back cuz he knew his mom got him a damn Wii.
It all makes sense!
Yeah, he does suck.
That's why he's a pimp, and your just Pokemon trainers and we're just Pokemon.
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/055/011/original/Fu…
Makes you wonder why you can't just Fly to the top of the mountain to fight Red.
Oh yes, your Scyther can't learn Fly.
Silent protagonists -- the missing Link. (literally).
Maybe he went there to actually FREEZE himself on purpose. You know, so he can be unfrozen later and witness all the 1678 new pokemons discovered.
Or to avoid ever seeing them.
Too…
Many…
Truths!!
well, this explains a lot
Actually according to theories, RBY took place at the same time as RSE, while GSC was in the same time period as DPPt. I forget the reasoning behind that though.
And his pokemon…..
I've got the 150 pokemon, My sister is 5 levels away from evolving her pupitar into a tyranitar then she'll be done. I've completed the hoenn pokedex, then looked at the previous pokedex and said "fuck it. how the hell can you get half of those anyways?"
Sorry you went with nintendo so no achievements (not even those crappy trophies) for you.
Sorry red but Captain falcon caught all the pokemon when he made them. Well that doesn't really count I guess. FUCK YEAH SEA-I MEAN MOUNTAINS!
And while Red does that, what do you think Gary motherfucking Oak is doing? Becoming a mother fucking gym leader bitch.
In Final destination no one can hear you being ignored. In snake's box no one can hear you use a phone.
Not even…(before finishing question)
engie: Nope.
Not rly.
He caught one of every basic one, and evolved them all….
Except his Pikachu.
Even so, he ate until he was left with 6.
ah but you do not realize since he has an espeon he is aware of johto Pokemon
so he probly ate some of those too
Combination of Pokémon Colluseum games, Pal Park, GTS, etc.
No…it's Houndour. Err…Houndoom since you guys…added…the horn…
That's just silly. The best way to get the troll is to leave him a cake.
Heil Hitler!!!
Hey, when you're the Pokémon Champion, the one thing you HAVE to do is play King of the Mountain…for three solid years straight. It's like being the Patty Cake Champion of the World. It's serious business. Ask Nappa.
Professor Elm sees what you did thar. 8-)
I'd give you an assist (trophy) but…
Wolf: "I can't let you do tha--"
Engineer: "NOPE."
No no no. You're supposed to be looking for Kyle…
Ash was here! Gary is a loser!
OSHI-
No phones, No being listened to, space ONLY……
final destination
Fuck yeah, mountains!
But the cake is a lie so…..I mean like…..the troll's staying….sorry to break the news……… im gonna give him some PAWNCH and maybe some LAWNCH, and see if we can talk over some BRAWNCH
MOUTAINS: FUCKNOPE.
So, I gotta say, I was browsing Halolz (like I do every day) when I saw this, and I almost jizzed my pants D: Holy cow, I didn't think it'd actually go up, but my friend was pestering me to send it in, so I did to humor them xD I'm so ecstatic right now :D
Or he had multiple eevees.
Plus, in HG/SS, that Espeon was replaced with a Lapras.
Slow, bro?
The news report about the Red Gyarados at the beginning of D/P/Pt shows signs tha Gold is running around defeating Team Rocket in Johto at the same time as Lucas's journeys in Sinnoh. And I think R/S/E is qenerally accepted as set before D/P/Pt as well as being the same generation of games as FR/LG.
Why does Red climb the mountain?
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Only attainable after three years of your balls being inert.
Too bad he had to choose that one spring. Very tragic story of a young girl who drowned in there 1500 years ago.
A troll sapped some of your aura. I helped by donating some of mine.
Just need one more on Pearl. Once I fill up my Pokemon ranch, I'll get Mew, and all 493 entries.
Point is, at the time, neither Kanto nor Johto knew of more than 251 species.
My work here is done.
…………..No. Just…no.
*claps hands around ears*
LALALALALALALALALA
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
LALALALALALALALALA
I thought the slogan was "Get N or get out"?
Let's go to Candy Mountain!
If you ask me, I think Kyle is dead… I mean, how long have we been searching for him? His little sister is probably dead too. Kyle is dead. That is all.
Cool story, bro.
-13 WTF!!!!?!?!?!?!!!
We're not here to discuss Facebook. We're here for the lolz.
Yeah, I have in Diamond version. All 493 seen and caught.
Thanks, bro.
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/038/598/original/12…
They have a bank now? Oh dear. I'm not to sure I should be accepting money from Anonymous: could be laundered or counterfeit. Or it may hack my computer and change my desktop to meatspin. O_o
Maybe he just was giving you the same awkward stare as he gave Oak? Who knows? :P
I've been there…
It's not fun at all…
rrrrrr, i just wasted my time scrolling down this page to read the comments……and now i must scroll back up……. o.0
well soon the 5th gen will be out… even more pokemanz
(real story)
Austin: Finally, the top of Mt. Silver! Hey look! A guy! (talks)
Red: …..
Austin: OSHI-
BATTLE START
Austin: Go! Lv. 58 Typhlosion!
Red: (level 88 Pikachu)
Austin: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUU- (Typhlosion Faints)
Red then proceded to bust up EVERY FREAKIN' SINGLE ONE OF MY POKEMON
GO! HONCHCROW (faints)
GO! HOUNDOOM! (faints)
GO! DONPHAN! (faints)
GO! HITMONCHAN! (faints)
GO! MEWTWO! (faints)
GO! MAGMAR! (kills Pikachu)
Austin; Oh well hell yeah!
Red: (level 80 Lapras)
Austin: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUU- (Magmar fainted!)
Austin paid 53849 to the winner….
Austin Whited out!
(real story)
Austin: Finally, the top of Mt. Silver! Hey look! A guy! (talks)
Red: …..
Austin: OSHI-
BATTLE START
Austin: Go! Lv. 58 Typhlosion!
Red: (level 88 Pikachu)
Austin: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUU- (Typhlosion Faints)
Red then proceded to bust up EVERY FREAKIN' SINGLE ONE OF MY POKEMON
GO! HONCHCROW (faints)
GO! HOUNDOOM! (faints)
GO! DONPHAN! (faints)
GO! HITMONCHAN! (faints)
GO! MEWTWO! (faints)
GO! MAGMAR! (kills Pikachu)
Austin; Oh well hell yeah!
Red: (level 80 Lapras)
Austin: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUU- (Magmar fainted!)
When I take a bite of a york peppermint pattie it feels like…im on top of a mountain waiting to pwn trainers who try to fight me.
FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
OH WAIT.
FUCK!
BEST…VACATION…EVER!!!
Wait, how the Hell did you get seven Pokemon into the battle?
I made my Charizard do it.
That trainer's a spy!
Be careful AuraMaster!
We may be in dan-*backstabbed*
best. comic. evar. lol i have a new backround!!! =D
In which I'll just catch em all again.
Anymore after that and I'll go and join Red.
Oh my god, they didn't kill Kenny!
+1 for DBZ abbridged reference!
3 years of non-stop mountain awesomeness for Red
You both get a thumbs up for loving god damn mother fucking awesome ass mountains!
Nappa is actually a very intelligent individual, he majored in child psychology you know.
Hey, Red,
When you get to the top of that mountain, can you take care of those pesky ice climbers for me, yeah thanks
I hate Mountains and Doctors, and Cops…
GAH! Why didnt I think of doing that?
My real name is Austin….and I have a Level 58 Typlosion….just who in the fuck are you? ಠ_ಠ
you forgot the part where I pushed him off
don't forget his girth
HEY LISTEN!!!
Navi speaks for the both of them
at least she didn't spend it like Gold's mom…
those feebas-tards!!!
I got an event Mew in SS, and I'm ONE POKEMON from a piece of paper! That one pokemon? An Arceus. Damn… will there never be a legit event?
OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
HOw did she spend it..wait….nevermind
Hmmm….i say that his mountain has been upgraded from this to a mansion with a view of my mudkip army…..of course their on his side….so am i…and yes they can be caught….you just have to fight one million mudkips at the same time though!
red…talking to himself?ITS MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!
problem, psychologists???
red hates your guts now
Wait hes still on that bird?
*Walks to red*
BLUE IS STILL FLYING!
HOLY SHIT!!! HOW DOSE HE DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
hey red where you go after i beat you im still on the mountain waiting for you
P.S. it rocks up here my ho-oh keeps a fire and i made a cave also i found your phone lol its full of messages from gary mothef*cking oak he keeps talking about his girth
And with that, all of Oak's dreams were destroyed.
HEH… I love his face here.
tree? or person?
whats a mudkip?
and his… oh wait… uh.
A troll took 20 of your e-peen.. IT WAS ME!!!
OH GOD! THE MEMES! THERE COLIDEING!!!!!
151.. don't forget mew…
… who are you?… why do I feel like I have been on TVtropes for a week… help… me…
OH GOD HE DIED!… *cloak.* *behind aura master.*
In valleys no one can hear you pee…
OH GOD! NOT BRAWNCH! *Runs away.*
ugh… not you two again…
I got one from the event and finished the unova / national pokedex.
troll logic… from red and general mudkip… again whats a mudkip?!
HAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and why not just use earthquake?!?!
I like you for making him mad…
-58 noob wait… -59
smithers, release the hounds
What….the fuck… Are you all talking about…?!
if you still need an arceus i can give you one, i have plenty on my diamond version, even some action replay used shiny low level arceus :D
If only I could transfer my Reshiram to SS…
I hope he had a lot of max repels with him.
Nice ranma ref. Got that one instantly!
Or maybe it went like this: Red captured all the pokemon, then went up mt. silver and meditated until gold showed up. After gold beats him he walks off screen and says to himself: FUCK THIS SHIT! And is never heard from again…
Gary? He isn't Ash. He is Red the main character of pokemon adventures and he became into the ultimate pokemon trainer ;D he is the best my friend.