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So you see Mario, when all Moves have been shown, the Universe is reborn.

I enjoyed JoeAdok‘s Falcon-centric alternate ending to Mario Galaxy… but we all know it takes two falcon punches colliding to truly recreate the big bang!
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The Fate of the Universe



Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 2, 2010 · 10:32 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (276 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
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Artistic, Church of Falcon, Cray-Z Crossovers, F-Zero, Growth Spurt, Nintendo, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros

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51 Responses to “The Fate of the Universe”

  1. SenorTaco77 on July 2nd, 2010 10:36 pm

    Does this mean Mario was The Alimghty Falcon's First Creation his Adam to his God

  2. shonen413 on July 3rd, 2010 2:38 am

    It means he didn't pick divided by zero…

  3. NoChorus on July 3rd, 2010 2:45 am

    Why am I not surprised that this submission has a perfect score?

    Inb4Wolfitesnotlettingthepicgetaperfectscore

  4. AreUExperienced on July 2nd, 2010 10:49 pm

    The troll will prevent this from receiving a perfect score, not Wolf or his acolytes.

  5. smashpro1 on July 3rd, 2010 3:04 am

    FALCON'S WILL BE DONE!

  6. Trogador on July 3rd, 2010 3:09 am

    And Thus, Mario learned a Move of his own; with the shake of a remote from the heavens, he can do a spinning Falcon Punch. And Captain Falcon saw this and it was good.

  7. TheTopHatKid on July 2nd, 2010 11:11 pm

    OBJECTION!
    Both the trolls AND the wolfites can't let this pic get a perfect score!

  8. fmarulz on July 3rd, 2010 3:23 am

    now I understand! Falcon punch is the answer for the universe, meaning of life, and other questions!

  9. Alpar on July 3rd, 2010 3:26 am

    Now to wait for Super Falcon Galaxy 2: Revenge of the Wolf.

  10. Missinko009 on July 3rd, 2010 3:31 am

    HYES!!!

  11. Jet_Sparrow on July 3rd, 2010 3:32 am

    Well, crap. The comment has been deleted. Now I will forever be asking myself "WHAT'S OVER 9000!?!?!? WHAT!?!?!?".

  12. Jet_Sparrow on July 3rd, 2010 3:34 am

    That is a very impressive smile.
    *falcon swoon*

  13. AuraMaster on July 3rd, 2010 3:37 am

    What was that, Douglas?

  14. Badonk on July 3rd, 2010 3:37 am

    Yea and Peach partook of the Cake of truth, creating sin in man And forever sealed woman's place in the kitchen. And the Falcon said unto Peach, make'eth me a fucking sandwich!

    17:1 Sega Genesis

  15. AuraMaster on July 3rd, 2010 3:39 am

    Falcon blessed him and said to him "Be fruitful and multiply."

    Peach = fruit. You know where this is going.

  16. MasterLuigi452 on July 3rd, 2010 3:50 am

    All moves has been shown?
    Does that mean every single life on the universe needs to show Captain Falcon their move to reborn the universe?

  17. MasterLuigi452 on July 3rd, 2010 3:53 am

    Obviously…
    Captain Falcon > Rosalina.

  18. MrRaccoon on July 3rd, 2010 4:07 am

    Captain Falcon:
    Falcon is all that once was and all that will be!
    Falcon controls time and space!
    Love and death!
    Falcon can see into your mind!
    FALCON CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOOOUUUUL!

    Mario: Really? Falcon can do all that?

    Captain Falcon, Hehe, no *awesomefaces*

  19. KitchwaTembo on July 3rd, 2010 4:08 am

    It's official. We need a Falcon Bible.

  20. MasterLuigi452 on July 3rd, 2010 4:12 am

    You sir win.
    You deserve +1.

  21. Ivan102 on July 3rd, 2010 5:11 am

    Thy Moves Should Save Us!!!

  22. Marzen on July 3rd, 2010 5:50 am

    No way! I don't believe it!

  23. Marzen on July 3rd, 2010 5:51 am

    I see what you did there.

    Now do it do me.

  24. Marzen on July 3rd, 2010 5:52 am

    Luigi: MAAARIIOOOO. MAAARIIIOOOOO. MARRRRIIOOOOOO. MAAA-

    Mario: WHAT?!

    Luigi: …We're in space, Mario!

  25. Badonk on July 3rd, 2010 6:01 am

    we have part of one http://badonk.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2d2lmg

  26. Ataeru on July 3rd, 2010 2:23 am

    OBJECTION!
    Wolf and us wolfites do not associate ourselves with lowlifes such as trolls!

  27. UltraSixtyFore on July 3rd, 2010 6:53 am

    And so each of the falcon's fellow racers went off and created race track galaxies of their own as they were destined to do.

  28. Vosur on July 3rd, 2010 7:34 am

    X divided by Zero… no matter what "X" is, once you divide him by Zero, the universe will cease to exist.

  29. Dimomarg on July 3rd, 2010 7:35 am

    And this universe rebirth is done with the most powerful of moves, one that carries the essence of the falcons

  30. Fhantinabox on July 3rd, 2010 7:45 am

    I'm guessing "Show me your boobs! In bed!" Continued with "Bow chika wow wow!"

  31. dope92 on July 3rd, 2010 7:55 am

    DAMMN!

    HOWD HE GET OUT!?

    JENKINS! RECONTAIN THE FALCON!

    HE MUST NOT FIND THE CLONE!!

  32. LeoTheProdigy on July 3rd, 2010 11:22 am

    "Cake" and "truth" should never be in the same sentence.

  33. EggOnMaxx on July 3rd, 2010 12:05 pm

    HYES!

  34. TehVortex on July 3rd, 2010 2:04 pm

    Mario death in credits glitch, anyone?

  35. Miles on July 3rd, 2010 2:09 pm

    But they do have a common goal…. considering it's a popular Falcon-related submission.

  36. Vosur on July 3rd, 2010 2:41 pm

    -Ponders on summoning two Cpt. Falcons to punch him in a pincer formation and then dividing him by Zero-

  37. DocFriend on July 3rd, 2010 2:41 pm

    It can be if written in religious literature. Or if Captain Falcon says it.

  38. shonen413 on July 3rd, 2010 10:48 am

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUU TACO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LET SHAWN PICK IT!

  39. ArmyOfMidgets on July 3rd, 2010 3:20 pm

    But, you just put them in the same sentence!

  40. ArmyOfMidgets on July 3rd, 2010 3:21 pm

    Your War icon makes me give you a +1

  41. LeoTheProdigy on July 3rd, 2010 3:43 pm

    The exception that proves the rule. Literally.

  42. SenorTaco77 on July 3rd, 2010 4:41 pm

    OH SHIT FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!!!!

  43. Missinko009 on July 3rd, 2010 6:08 pm

    Well, that's what happened when AreUExperienced tried to hypothesize that the universe's moves must all be divided by zero (because you cannot have moves to show if the universe hasn't been created yet). I had to divide by 0.000000000001 to stop the disaster canceling the effect of the question.

    So, never forget that moves must always be shown. ALWAYS.

    So, as we bow our heads to AreUExperienced, we must ask ourselves, "Was he TRULY experienced?"
    *Puts Shades On*
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

  44. Miles on July 3rd, 2010 7:01 pm

    and then Rosalina got jealous, and had to hook up with someone else.
    Unfortunately, only Luigi was there.
    But since nobody pays attention to Weegee, she thought she would be alone forever.
    Then Falcon knocked her up.
    Did she expect it?
    Nope.
    Was she thankful?
    HYES!
    Will this submission be -1'ed by non-troll people?
    Maybe… *sniff* Maybe…

  45. Fhantinabox on July 3rd, 2010 9:22 pm

    I'll be a nice guy and + 1 you, just because I'm evil and I already clicked on that green thumb thingy…

  46. AuraMaster on July 3rd, 2010 9:45 pm

    I have yet to meet man who can -1 Gary motherfucking Oak.

  47. Miles on July 4th, 2010 1:18 am

    Where does Axl fit into that equation?

  48. KitchwaTembo on July 4th, 2010 6:41 am

    !!!!!!!!!

  49. Miles on July 5th, 2010 3:22 am

    nothin'…

  50. dope92 on July 5th, 2010 5:27 pm

    we thought it was a good idea at first.

    but then we saw what happened to planet namek….

    we are sorry earthlings.

  51. Spartan_Laser on September 16th, 2010 10:38 pm

    gentlemen, I do not wish to die today (when the universe is destroyed and remade anew)
    therefore, hide at least one move, please!

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