You're all going to die anyway... DIE FOR KEFKA

It’s unfortunate that during his brief reign of power, Kefka never really got the hang of propaganda posters…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 2, 2010 · 1:52 PM 
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45 Responses to “DIE FOR KEFKA”

  1. LeoTheProdigy on July 2nd, 2010 5:59 pm

    Jeez, just look at this guy. Golbez would eat him alive.

  2. Johndoz on July 2nd, 2010 6:04 pm

    … I never imagined Kefka as… Feminine.

  3. FrEEz on July 2nd, 2010 6:13 pm

    Kefka has an awesome laugh. That makes him awesome.

    Seriously, one of the best 16-bit laughs ever: http://www.google.com.eg/url?sa=t&source=web&

  4. MrRaccoon on July 2nd, 2010 2:17 pm

    Pffft, I would never follow Kefka, only if he was a god or something
    wait…

  5. Roflcopter419 on July 2nd, 2010 6:17 pm

    His theme is also suitably awesome.. target="_blank"> rel="nofollow">

  6. Roflcopter419 on July 2nd, 2010 6:20 pm

    To be fair though, Golbez is the best Final Fantasy villain ever. He's literally undefeatable except by deux ex machina.

  7. LeoTheProdigy on July 2nd, 2010 6:23 pm

    Or Rydia. Rydia completely fucked him up when she first returned.

  8. Roflcopter419 on July 2nd, 2010 6:24 pm

    Okay, now someone make one for Chaos and Sephiroth as political opponents.

  9. Roflcopter419 on July 2nd, 2010 6:41 pm

    Whoever -1ed the whole page shall bear Kefka's wrath for trolling his submission.

  10. tveye on July 2nd, 2010 7:08 pm

    Kefka's nothing but a spoony bard.

  11. Marzen on July 2nd, 2010 3:35 pm

    Kefka doesn't need propaganda. If you don't follow him, he'll LIGHT YOUR FUCKING TOWN ON FIRE.

    FEAR HIS LIGHT OF JUDGEMENT,

  12. Alpar on July 2nd, 2010 7:35 pm

    ….Was I the only one who felt a song coming on after hearing that laugh looping repeatedly?

  13. Alpar on July 2nd, 2010 7:36 pm

    *RAGHSPOILERSstillplayingFFIV*

    But yes, Golbez wins.

  14. Alpar on July 2nd, 2010 7:36 pm

    We already have Wolf, Falcon, Haruhi, Ashunera, and Mudkips. We don't want another fake interwebs god on Halolz.

  15. LeoTheProdigy on July 2nd, 2010 7:45 pm

    …His oddly effeminate wrath.

  16. ArmyOfMidgets on July 2nd, 2010 3:59 pm

    First i was "just what the hell kind of drugged game is this from?" then i saw final fantasy in the tags and it all became clear.

  17. LeoTheProdigy on July 2nd, 2010 8:01 pm

    And the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Don't forget the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

  18. Alpar on July 2nd, 2010 8:21 pm

    Too bad. I did forget him.

  19. Miles on July 2nd, 2010 8:48 pm

    Leo!
    put in a spoiler alert!
    Some people haven't gotten that far in FFIV!
    I did, but still!

  20. Miles on July 2nd, 2010 8:49 pm

    What about Miyamoto?

  21. Daifuku on July 2nd, 2010 9:01 pm

    He's the Flying Videogame Maker.

  22. Miles on July 2nd, 2010 9:07 pm

    I see.
    Anyways, I'll never follow Kefka!
    Maybe M. Bison, but not Kefka!

  23. Ataeru on July 2nd, 2010 9:10 pm

    well he has 4 versions of his theme (as being a 4 stage final boss), the 4th theme being the most known/popular
    1st ver represents destruction
    2nd ver represents insanity
    3rd ver represents narcissism
    and the 4th ver represents dispair
    all together is a very long theme. target="_blank">
    and target="_blank">

  24. OrionX on July 2nd, 2010 5:20 pm
  25. OrionX on July 2nd, 2010 5:23 pm

    Answer! Squall's the troll! rel="nofollow">

    …I just wanted an excuse to post this video.

  26. Miles on July 2nd, 2010 9:39 pm

    BTW, OrionX, did you see the new starter Pokemon?
    (Reference should be obvious, nobody criticize me!)

  27. Xifihas on July 2nd, 2010 9:43 pm

    He's got my vote.

  28. Vosur on July 2nd, 2010 10:16 pm

    Nice try, but wrong game.

  29. AreUExperienced on July 2nd, 2010 6:36 pm

    I would much rather die for the United States than for a sociopathic jester.

  30. AreUExperienced on July 2nd, 2010 10:37 pm

    May you all have a splendid Independence Day weekend.

  31. SentryGunner on July 2nd, 2010 10:45 pm

    The game was first made nearly 20 years ago, I think the right to spoiler alerts expired looooooong ago

  32. Lycentia on July 2nd, 2010 11:07 pm

    Yeah, Kefka's the son of a submariner

  33. Alpar on July 2nd, 2010 11:27 pm

    OF COURSE.

  34. Hareoic on July 2nd, 2010 11:50 pm

    I think I undid the damage.

  35. Roflcopter419 on July 3rd, 2010 12:15 am

    I always thought the first part was the best. Because of the organ, mostly.

  36. Arb on July 2nd, 2010 8:38 pm

    Ah, Kefka. From the days when bosses just wanted to ruin your shit for the evulz and didn’t have shitty excuses attempting to make you feel sorry for them. Then Seph came along. =\

  37. AuraMaster on July 3rd, 2010 3:44 am

    Sorry, Kefka. I only follow the teachings of Hojo. I'm a Jenova's Witness.

  38. Ataeru on July 3rd, 2010 6:16 am

    Mine would be the second, as to you catch his jester like insanity, and its very different from what you expect from an organ.

  39. Fhantinabox on July 3rd, 2010 7:41 am

    I never imagined Kuja as Masculine and look what happend..

  40. Acias on July 3rd, 2010 4:47 pm

    I thought it was female Oo

  41. Spyke4536 on July 3rd, 2010 2:06 pm
  42. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 6:33 pm

    Not as bad as Sephiroth screwed Cloud's psyche after he impaled Aeris.

  43. Kirby_Emprer on July 21st, 2010 1:58 am

    but squall loves kefka… because real men watch clowns run in a circle.

  44. THOMASNATOR on September 20th, 2010 8:17 am

    Will you please… DIE FOR ME?

  45. pokenutter on September 19th, 2011 7:43 am

    Seriously, this may not be a recent submission, but it will never get old.

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