Ok, we need a Duke Nukem hat ASAP. How else is the Heavy supposed to kick ass and chew bubblegum?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 1, 2010 · 6:43 PM 
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103 Responses to “[VIDEO] Always bet on Heavy!”

  1. Jackthehedgy on July 1st, 2010 10:45 pm

    It looks like he is all out of bubble gum.

  2. tryrestart on July 1st, 2010 10:59 pm

    this is very HEAVY on the gore

  3. Missinko009 on July 1st, 2010 11:01 pm

    Scout: "The soldier eats sh*t like you for breakfast!!!"
    Heavy Nukem: "SOLDIER EATS SH*T FOR BREAKFAST?!?! HA HA HA HA!!!"

  4. Gaytits on July 1st, 2010 11:15 pm

    Medic has a hell of a day ahead of him.

  5. Justin_G on July 1st, 2010 11:16 pm

    Heavy is all out of sanviches.

  6. El_bruno on July 1st, 2010 7:19 pm

    We'll get that Duke Nukem hat as soon as Nuke Dukem forever gets released, so raise you're hopes!

  7. AuraMaster on July 1st, 2010 11:30 pm

    It costs $400,000 to chew a piece of gum… for 12 seconds.

  8. BurnoutSpartan on July 1st, 2010 11:40 pm

    Sasha, sandviches, and screaming- Damn I love this job!

  9. LeoTheProdigy on July 1st, 2010 7:45 pm

    Vat vas that, Sandvich? Shit down his neck?! GOOD IDEA!!!

    Also, check out all of this guy's stuff. It's really good, and the animation in his recent videos is top-notch.

  10. ClassyFerret on July 1st, 2010 11:46 pm

    Wise scout uses tactical tag-in.

  11. Johndoz on July 2nd, 2010 12:06 am

    *Insert Witty Pun Here*

  12. BulletproofMoon on July 2nd, 2010 12:26 am

    Well, that's ONE way to nuke em O.o

  13. Daifuku on July 1st, 2010 8:28 pm

    And you know what's really funny about this vid? This is the closest thing to Duke Nukem Forever that you're going to see in…well…forever!

  14. WHATINTHEHETERO on July 2nd, 2010 12:29 am

    YY

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    YY SHAUN!!1111

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    ??????? ??

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    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    SHAUUUNNUNUUNUNUNNUNUNU Y?Y??Y???

  15. Tifakitteh on July 2nd, 2010 12:36 am

    Now you get to wonder; does he pay the Pyro to flash him?

  16. Pisko on July 2nd, 2010 12:40 am

    MY BALLS THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL

  17. Darkangelsv1 on July 1st, 2010 8:46 pm

    Remember what happened when we always bet on Heavy? Half-Life Episode 3's doom and many players' sadness, that's what!

  18. GrungexZombies on July 1st, 2010 9:16 pm

    MY BAALLS THEY ARE MADE OF STELL!!!!

  19. Hakokoro on July 2nd, 2010 1:27 am

    Does that mean the next Heavy update will take forever?!Danmit

  20. shadow649 on July 2nd, 2010 2:15 am

    He really means "Why Shawn?" From this piece of information we can judge a) he hates duke nukem or b) he wishes there was a new duke nukem game and that shawn is taunting him.

  21. shadow649 on July 2nd, 2010 2:17 am

    Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum sandvich? that would be terrible… bleh I'm suddenly not hungry anymore…

  22. MrRaccoon on July 1st, 2010 10:54 pm

    It costs $400,000 to fire sasha, if you know what I mean
    *nudgenudgewinkwink*

  23. Marzen on July 2nd, 2010 3:53 am

    *takes out a newspaper, sits down, and whistles the Duke Nukem theme*

  24. NuttMouse on July 2nd, 2010 12:52 am

    Maybe if you gave him Stride he wouldnt be out, hed either be choking on it, still chewing it, or Zangief would be doing the heimlich do make him spit it out…… :|

  25. NuttMouse on July 2nd, 2010 12:54 am

    I dont really find that funny if your making fun of SBS (Shaken Baby Syndrome), its actually pretty serious stuff

  26. Ataeru on July 2nd, 2010 12:58 am

    I don't mean to be perverted, nor did i want to, but Who else was thinking scout was getting blown?

  27. ZombieGoatse on July 2nd, 2010 5:22 am

    Well, Heavy. It looks like you. . .
    *Sunglasses*
    Blew it out your ass!

  28. Daifuku on July 2nd, 2010 5:55 am

    No dead babies were harmed in the making of this picture. Only real ones.

  29. EggOnMaxx on July 2nd, 2010 7:11 am

    Dear lord… I cannot even begin to imagine what giving birth to that abomination must've been. Poor skitty.

  30. ZombieGoatse on July 2nd, 2010 3:36 am

    WARNING WARNING!!
    CODE RED TROLL STRIKE!!
    ASSEMBLE ALL POSSIBLE TROLL SLAYERS AND MEET ME FOR BATTLE!!

    I HAVE DISTRIBUTED PLUS 1'S TO ALL, BUT I FEAR WE MAY NEED MORE HELP!

  31. Dimomarg on July 2nd, 2010 4:41 am
  32. Alpar on July 2nd, 2010 1:10 pm

    Heavy got tired of waiting for Duke Nukem Forever.

  33. Nick Soapdish on July 2nd, 2010 1:13 pm

    When the Duke tells people to "eat shit and die" is he saying they need to eat shit, then die or that they can die first and then eat shit. I assume that he's not implying that they die from the actual act of shit eating. Is the order of 'eating shit' and 'dying' set, and if it does't matter can you actually be considered to be 'eating shit' if you are actually dead and therefore can't swallow?

  34. L3re7z on July 2nd, 2010 3:20 pm

    Time to kick ass and eat Sandvich…And I'm all outta Sandvich!

  35. veefource on July 2nd, 2010 4:41 pm

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    Rowdy Roddy Piper was chewing bubblegum and kicking ass long before Nukem!

  36. Trogador on July 3rd, 2010 1:42 am

    It costs 400,000 dollars to shit down your neck, for 12 seconds.

  37. Missinko009 on July 7th, 2010 10:42 pm

    Why is it that the MEDIC looks like the guy shaking the baby?!?

    Disclaimer: Remember, that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. A barrel shot from a cannon filled with them finishes the job.

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