It’s amazing how different even a lowly rock can appear depending on the video game genre. Also I couldn’t resist, I added the TF2 one myself. :D
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 29, 2010 · 6:48 PM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
The Half-Life one looks fine to me.
What, hadn't you heard? Real is brown.
what about rockman?
That sounded better in my head.
I noticed this site likes puns. Might I try my hand?
Ahem.
Rock on!
Hmhm… Yes…
>examine rock
"it's a rock, you idiot"
zork made me lol
This submissions ROCKS!
Sadly, it's lacking some bloom.
I expected the tf2 one to be a spy with a rock mask on
REAL LIFE: The color of shit
I'd play it.
Whoever made this was pretty stoned.
Doom: The sad part is that's very accurate
VJ: LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROCK!
This submission just rocked my world…i think i need to get stoned and rest on some bedrock
Looks like its time to…
*Puts on sun glasses*
Rock'n Roll
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't know, I'd probably play it for an hour or so, then use a game genie or something. Infinate strength, press L to levitate, you know, that sort of stuff.
Those five rocks in Nethack would probably kill you… or all be loadstones, that kill you when you walk down the stairs carrying them.
Would you like your possessions identified [y/n]?
I'm not stoned enough to appreciate this.
OMG A GIANT ROCK….OMG ANOTHER GIANT ROCK
Looks like this submission…
*sunglasses*
Rocks.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EDIT: Someone beat me to it… but I added CSI!
Lol, penis rock
BUT IT WASN'T A ROCK
>Duke Nukem
;_;
Also my +47 comment made me pass 69.
Hmm…
I sense a troll among us.
Don't make me stone you to death.
I smell a troll…
Now do it to me?
Damn I can't remember how to use HTML for this…
Any clues anyone?
Been here for a while. Just fix what you can and try to ignore it.
Lesson? Real Life is boring, and it's graphics suck. Needs more bloom.
What no The Rock jokes yet? Seriously? I refuse to let that happen.
At least none of them are bending over for Disney.
Who the fuck keeps voting people down? It's counter-productive. The more people who get voted down, the more I'm gonna vote up.
I got a rock.
This is probably the one place on the internet where feeding the trolls means they lose. Because we just undo all their "work" and then some.
Applying +1's…
Sad rock is sad.
What, you can't see it's frowny face?
Also many quoted or mentioned it, but REAL IS BROWN!
I couldn't stop laughing at Zork 1.
you mean images?
< img src="adress" >
It's great to see the world's number 1 Hat Themed War-based Simulator in the lineup!
I didn't do it this time! I just go there!
No seriously, I didn't do it. Stop accusing me.
I didn't do it this time. I swear. The other trolls are doing it.
I'm not the only one who noticed.
These puns are groan inducing. I can fix that with some SURGERY.
Well, I clicked over to Halolz after returning home for the day, only to be… Wait for it… ROCK-ROLL'D.
The rock for Crysis isn't there because it would look exactly the same as the normal rock. People would get confused.
IT'S A STONE SHAUN. YOU DIDN'T EDIT IT.
REAL SHIT: The color of life
I'd play it.
With a stick :D
God damnit, that friggin' rock has more hats than I have.
Notice how the real life rock looks exactly like the Halo one.
SoapDISH! Will you forGET about the stupid pioneers?! Have you noticed there are none left? That's because they started flame wars, danced with the trolls, overused memes, and now you're telling me, they can DRIVE-
*Splat*
Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged reference.
I see what you did there.
Control stick?
VideoGameGeek..there's something I have to tell you…
EDIT: Seriously, why are there so many -1 trolls nowadays? Do they have nothing better to do?
It was obvious! He's the RED Spy!
*Looks*
I hate you.
Broken link.
IT WAS A ROCK LOBSTER!
Looks like…
*puts on shades*
These games ROCK
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
(Not really all of them, just a few)
Image didn't load for me, probably my failputer though.
God dammit, I can't +1 this enough.
Heh… haven't seen a joke involving Jet Set Radio Future here before. Freakin awesome.
That rocks own more hats then I do. Now I'm feeling a little shitty, I'm off to play TF2…
Now do it to me.
Screw the giant rocks, I have green hair!
Happy?
This Is The Most Stupid Submission I Ever Love, Unless Someone Has Anything Better; LETS ROCK!
Maybeh.
He meant his "joy" stick.
GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!
*Shawn.
THERE GOES A SEA ROBIN!
Half Life rock mocks Far Cry rock.
Doom rock needs a flashlight.
Far Cry rock is emo over Half Life rock's gloating.
Zelda rock doesn't need graphics. It has art style.
Jet Set rock is happy it is finally remembered.
Wolfenstein rock wishes anti-aliasing was invented.
Silent Hill rock is too good for your colors.
Quake rock has the best engine. Too bad it's graphics suck.
Shadow rock wishes it could have killed that stupid kid to start with. Now it's rubble.
Battlezone rock still can't understand the concept of more than 4 vectors.
NetHack rock is too hardcore for the other rocks.
Viewtiful Joe rock has art style AND special effects! Eat it Zelda rock.
Asteroids rock hates spaceships
Halo 2 rock is secretly gay for Half Life 2 rock, but won't admit it.
Katamari rock is too stoned on art style.
Duke Nukem rock is still waiting for a job in Duke Nukem Forever.
Jojo rock lieks color inversion
Gameboy rock is now portable!
Zork rock has been eaten by a grue.
Team Fortress rock can't hear you over how awesome it's hats are.
Super Mario rock demands to be in the next Smash Bros.
Except Real Life rock has better Anti-aliasing.
http://www.instantsfun.es/csi ((If it doesn't work, use Ctrl+F5 on that page))
Now go and spread the wealth.
Seems like if it looks like it's broken, use Ctrl+F5, and as for this one, click on the picture and hold.
Video game is art
You win, forever.
The TF2 rock should have been a Spy with a rock mask on. Other than that, hilarious pic.
This comment definitely doesn't deserve such a low score. Bloody trolls. +1 for you.
the sun would be up in a few hours!
…ow…
Next major update after the Engineer update: the Map Hats update.
Every map gets its own hats. RED base on 2fort gets a giant Brigade Helm and BLU base gets a giant Officer's Ushanka. Rocks, barrels, crates, the 2fort cow, and even the Well train will become gentlemenne of leisure. Hats are also placed on the ground as part of the scenery.
And of course the classes will get 2 new hats each. One of them being a bow for the Pyro.
I think you mean….
In another few hours, the sun will rise.
See? Red!
It's an accurate TF2 representation!
It's even got official headwear!
Shadow of the colossus rock needs more "Dramatic" Darkening.
Yes…it's been a while since I heard Tristian's original voice, it's not my fault! *sheds manly tears!*
It's not, though.
Me neither.
Try this.
JET SET RAAADI- uh, I mean, JET SET ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
I am disappoint, Alpar. I thought I explained this to you on two separate occasions.
I like rocks, boulders, & cleavage as much as the next guy, but I'll take companion cube ANY day.
Two? I only remember one.
And screw it. I'm not going back a bunch of submissions/pages on my IntenseDebate just to find instructions on how to-
….Leo, you might be looking up to Lute a bit too much.
Well, maybe it's my computer then.
I played that game as Jet Grind Radio on the Dreamcast. Such a great game. Too bad the Dreamcast died.
Dreamcast was win.
Thank you, but it's no big deal.
U MAD?
On a side note, a large number of people seem to be -1ing IndianCHAN…
Apparently not.
Idoun, Haruhi, and Miku want attention too you know.
Oh, ok, cool.
Actually, I really can't stand Miku at all. I really don't understand how a voice program with no anime roots became so popular.
Don't accuse me! I took the day off on this one!
On a backwards note, I'm not doing it!
Not on your own, at least… There were, like, 5 people.
Wouldn't that just count as "not being able to stand the fans" then?
Tis' because I'm Indian, sir.
lol'd at how the removal of a backslash fixed it.
And her voice pierces my eardrums.
this submission seems a little rocky
It truly amazes me that a reference to SpongeBob has become one of the highest-rated comments in the history of Halolz.
It only gives me more motivation to craft my own hat!
But then what was with the whole "How dare they do that to Miku" thing?
Wait, Alpar!
Are you on Firefox?
I forgot for a second that nothing is sacred when it comes to the internet. I thought maybe Volcaloid would be safe… guess I was wrong.
Well, you see, when 2 people meet on the internets, fall in love, and f*** each other's brains out in a motel in Pittsburg, they give birth to a noob. If the people of the internets don't care for that noob, the noob evolves into a troll. If the noob is raised right, he becomes a member of internets society…..
Or something like that. That's what Wolf told me.
Emergency +1s are here!
It's ok, it's ok.
You just need to watch YGOTAS more
Too bad he can't let you know that, truth.
Hey, Alpar, you ok? Cause if not, there's a bar I know of that can fix your problem…
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/...
On a side note…
HOLY SH*T 68 epeen! A few more +1s and then I can play the Final Fantasy Victory fanfare and get a top hat and monocle! :D
Thankfully I already don't remember any of this.
I call FF Victory Fanfare. I'll play it when we celebrate. Just remind me.
Good point.
Or maybe, he couldn't let himself lie to me…..
Not sure…
Thanks.
And who do I go to for the top hat and monocle?
Ask Badonk or TCC on DeviantArt or something.
Not even the RNG Goddess can change that.
Thanks
It shouldn't, I know.
I'm at 69! :D :D :D!!!!
Quick! Play the FF Victory Fanfare! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8NsnLfIAcs
No. Save it for a more public comment where everyone can see.
Ok.
Also, nobody +1 me unless a troll attacks
There. I celebrated on the Nope submission.
Go nao.
I can't tell if you're Crysis fanboy'ing or not.
Someone said something about Haruhi?
I did, thank you.
And we were Troll'd
THE TROLLS ARE ATTACKING!
We need a spy!
And I was just trolled!
How could this get any worse?
Toad: Thank you Miles, but our princess is in another castle!
Miles: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Old man: It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
Miles: Take wh-*backstabbed*
Spy with Old Man mask: I never really was on your side.
Ashunera. Or Lute, I really don't know which one.
On a side note, yesterday I just realized that my favorite character in Soul Calibur is voiced by Wendee Lee (the voice of Haruhi).
Awesome.
I just realized that Ryu isn't cheap even though Ken is and they have the exact same moveset
Fixed.
Well, now we know how the SoapDish thinks.
no wait… thats blood.
Pun intended?
This picture ROCKs