So… is he shopping for his falcon’s lunch, or did he put the falcon in the cart ’cause he’s planning on eating it later? These are the kinds of questions that keep me up at night.
From ICHC, submitted by Tina
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 25, 2010 · 12:41 PM
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The falcon is obviously going to eat the man instead of whatever he buys it.
If I was to train a Falcon, I'd so make him wear a small helmet. And teach him to say HYES!
Nope.
Show me yo discount coupons!
Yes.
I bet it's favourite drink is
*sunglasses*
Some PUNCH.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
He's got a falcon hunch.
Maybe
Show me yo nopes!
Show ya ID!
Falcon Lunch in the belly is better than Falcon Punch in the belly. Except for the abortion case.
Show me ya food!
SHOW ME YOU' FOOD!
FALCON WOULD LIKE SOME SALMON FOR FALCON LUNCH.
OR WHATEVER MIGHT BE ON SALE I DONT WANT TO BE A BOTHER SIR.
SHOW ME YA FOOD!
http://instantsfun.es/badumtss
One gets to wonder though, how does the Falcon Grope works with a real falcon?
Possibly
SHOW ME YA BOOBS! . . . Or my falcon removes them.
Attention Shoppers, we are having a sale on the following items: Falcon Punch, with a two for one if you are showin' your moves, Starfox Coffee mix, please be noted that if Mr.Wolf o' Donnell wont let you drink it, we are not liable for your misfortunes, and finally Sandvichs.
Thank you and have a good day.
Can you teach him how to set himself on fire and fling himself at people you don't like?
Perhaps the falcon IS lunch.
http://www.rollina.net/lj/icons/teal%27c_ronon_IN…
Indeed
Show me ya (insert food or shopping relating thing here)!
Must… Not… Rage… At… Reused… Joke…
actually the falcon is just buying his soylent green in bulk.
IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!
See? The Atlanta Falcons do their shopping like everyone else.
Why yes.
Absol- Lutely!
fixed the -1
Now remember kids. You need at least 5 hours daily contact with a falcon to grow up big and strong.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Just prevent yourself from doing that or something [./anotherreusedjoke]
I don't see why he's buying the falcon his lunch. After all, the falcon can get it himself with a single kick.
Difference being that one's still marginally humerous.
Also, Holy shit, you must post like a spambot or something. I've been here months longer than you and you've passed my post count.
IT'S A COOKBOOK!
….
wait…
ditto
HANDS OFF MY BREAD! :U
falcon MUNCH! :U
Thanks guys. ¡Viva Halolz!
Maybe you're just going to be stuck at 96 for a while?
Also, GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*humorous*
this is off topic but, why no Red Dead Redemption submissions yet?
Like what? A man riding a woman with a horselike face? How is that supposed to be funny at all?
OBJECTION!
PS3 has no games, therefore, this combo can't be broken!
If he can do that when you punch someone, is it worth a try?
Hyes!
Punch like in punch and pie? So even with sunglasses I see what you did there!
Falcon Pie!
Fine, we'll call it vengeance for when I bugged you about spelling Heroin wrong.
Cool story, bro.
OBJECTION!
The PS3 wasn't even mentioned once in this chain of replies until you brought it up! May I present this piece of evidence?
http://www.halolz.com/2010/06/25/falcon-lunch-at-…
As you can see, if you scroll down to TifaKitteh's main comment, and see the responses, there is no mention of videogame consoles whatsoever!
I thought it was.
I guess that was just your
*glasses*
FALCON HUNCH!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
P.S.:Xtra large button for all you visually impaired people :B
But then who was phone?
um thats not exactly what i had in mind, i meant like some pokemon red dead redemption cross overs, like John Marshtomp… but this ok too XD
+1 for the Jirachi.
….. What?
I was just pointing out that until PS3 gets a good game, not all combos can be broken.
Oh. Well you were being rather obscure there.
Yeah, sorry.
Hey, is there a bar nearby?
Cause, it's the 1st law of life.
Why do something when you can get someone else to do it for you?
He has wings, so how can he PUNCH!??