CHAINSAWS TAPED TO A KAYAK PADDLE - BACK IN MY DAY WE JUST USED SHOTGUNS...

I know necessity is the mother of invention and all… but seriously, you couldn’t find a gun store to loot in Vegas? Also side note: That looks TOTALLY SAFE.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 21, 2010 · 12:13 AM 
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110 Responses to “CHAINSAWS TAPED TO A KAYAK PADDLE”

  1. AuraMaster on June 21st, 2010 4:22 am

    This would make hockey so much more entertaining.

  2. Dr.Panda on June 21st, 2010 12:27 am

    CHAINSAWS TAPED TO A KAYAK PADDLE?
    Whats next?
    Sword-chucks?
    The Ps3 with games?
    Children Card games on Motorcycles?

    I swear this generation is going down hill…

  3. Taco77 on June 21st, 2010 4:34 am

    WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN!

  4. shadow649 on June 21st, 2010 4:35 am

    Ahem! I think this guy is way ahead of all of your schemes. http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu243/Itachi19

  5. Warlord Senax on June 21st, 2010 4:37 am

    BACK IN MY DAY THREAD, GO!

    BACK IN MY DAY, PROSTITUTES WERE KILLED =WHILE= RAPING THEM!

  6. Lordshadow on June 21st, 2010 4:49 am

    So Manly.
    *Manly tears of manly joy*

  7. MasterLuigi452 on June 21st, 2010 4:53 am

    Is it safe?
    Yes it is!
    It makes my kayak go super fast!

  8. MercenaryBlue on June 21st, 2010 5:19 am

    -1 TROLL AROUND HERE

  9. Link4all on June 21st, 2010 5:26 am

    Looks like he wants to CHAIN some attacks.

  10. Jerenator on June 21st, 2010 6:37 am

    This game just KEEPS asking for witty jokes…

  11. DrSexington on June 21st, 2010 7:59 am

    Well atleast he can make sushi while doin' some paddlin'. Also I think it's a good idea, saves you going up close to those zombies, personally I think there (their?) too needy, always grabbing on to you and sutff

  12. dimomarg on June 21st, 2010 10:37 am

    More like Sticky Tapesaw

  13. Missinko009 on June 21st, 2010 8:11 am

    Be afraid…be VERY afraid…

  14. Alpar on June 21st, 2010 12:13 pm

    New L4D weapon confirmed?

  15. Arb on June 21st, 2010 9:10 am

    Wait, tape? That weapon is obviously doomed to fail from the SHEER awesome of the chainsaw lance. Should have used plastic ties.

  16. ArmyOfMidgets on June 21st, 2010 1:50 pm

    For the man who wants to kill zombies after the best kayak riding of his life.

  17. VideoGameGeek on June 21st, 2010 2:11 pm

    I'm gonna be a one man Chainsaw Kayak Apocalypse.

  18. Warlord Senax on June 21st, 2010 2:36 pm

    If Gandalf used that as his staff, I wouldn't even WANT to pass!

  19. Techercizer on June 21st, 2010 3:22 pm

    DON'T REPEAT
    what the damn image says

  20. Tifakitteh on June 21st, 2010 11:28 am

    Give that thing to the idiot in Baten Kaitos who fights with Paddles. It'll at least make some sense now.

  21. shadow649 on June 21st, 2010 3:35 pm

    http://i29.tinypic.com/mwy78k.jpg

    pfft chainsaws are so yesterday.

  22. tryrestart on June 21st, 2010 5:29 pm

    Looks like he is *puts on shades* slices through the water.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  23. TehVortex on June 21st, 2010 9:28 pm

    Back in your day! BACK IN YOUR DAY!? I REMEMBER A DAY WHEN BABYDOKEN WAS THE HIGHEST RATED SUBMISSION ON HALOLZ!

  24. MercenaryBlue on June 21st, 2010 9:55 pm

    That was the joke. There was no troll. D:

    The TEST.

    YOU FA.. suceeded D:

  25. AuraMaster on June 21st, 2010 10:21 pm

    What's she doing out of the kitchen?!

  26. BoxeyBrown on June 22nd, 2010 6:10 am

    overkill? I think not, if anything it's not enough…

  27. TCC on June 22nd, 2010 9:51 pm

    looks like the zombies are up a creek…

    *sunglasses*

    without a paddle.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  28. piclemaniscool on June 24th, 2010 2:22 am

    chainsaws: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

  29. Navy_Pheonix on September 7th, 2010 12:47 am

    Too bad you can't fit it in your pockets. Sure, you can put the paddle in your inv. but the moment two chainsaws get put on it, it's too big.

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