I know necessity is the mother of invention and all… but seriously, you couldn’t find a gun store to loot in Vegas? Also side note: That looks TOTALLY SAFE.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 21, 2010 · 12:13 AM
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This would make hockey so much more entertaining.
CHAINSAWS TAPED TO A KAYAK PADDLE?
Whats next?
Sword-chucks?
The Ps3 with games?
Children Card games on Motorcycles?
I swear this generation is going down hill…
Sword-chucks already happened, PS3 with game may be near impossible (much like dividing by Zero), as for Children Card games on Motorcycles… that's in the works.
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN!
Ahem! I think this guy is way ahead of all of your schemes. http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu243/Itachi19…
Well, I did hear a rumor a while back that they're working on making peelable peanut butter, you know, it would come in a little plastic wrap kind of like individually wrapped slices of american cheese.
that's how we lumberjacks play the sport here in the home of the 2010 winter lolympic games.
BACK IN MY DAY THREAD, GO!
BACK IN MY DAY, PROSTITUTES WERE KILLED =WHILE= RAPING THEM!
Plus one for making me lol unlike the submission which just made me say Ahhh ICWUTUDIDTHAR but not out of lulz
this is even better trust me. http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/465/112349-r…
Back in my day people didn't press Caps Lock :P
Back in my day wars happened in trenches.
Back in my day Nintendo was the dominant game company.
I want that
done done and done.
Back in My Day there was only One Play Station
Back in My Day there were only 251 Pokemon
Back in My Day it was just Mario and Luigi there was no Blu Toad and Yelo Toad
So Manly.
*Manly tears of manly joy*
Is it safe?
Yes it is!
It makes my kayak go super fast!
-1 TROLL AROUND HERE
Looks like he wants to CHAIN some attacks.
THIS IS SPARTA!!! No…wait…
“HELLO YELLO!”
Yes, I'm new to Halolz.
Back in my day, "combo breakers" were called locksmiths.
Back in my day, if somebody said "Can't let you do that," somebody would attempt to prove them wrong. It was about 50-50 on the winner.
Back in my day, we had to blow on our cartridges to get them to work.
Where is your God, now, Al-Qaeda?!?
Like driving monster trucks while eating steaks made of monster trucks.
Usually, it would be nice if you made a witty joke in there as well…
The zombies will not be able to SAW that through…
This game just KEEPS asking for witty jokes…
The next logical step would be chainsaw chain gun. HELL YEAH!
8001050F ÷ 0 = PS3 Game
Done.
Back in my day no one was saying "back in my day".
Back in my day we were attaching kayak paddles to chainsaws.
Back in my day there were only coal powered computers and steam powered games. [®]
Back in my day we were watching Haylols instead of Halolz.
Back in my day Giant Enemy Crabs had no weak points.
Back in my day we were catching Pokemon with our damn bare hands!
Hah oh shit you are going to like the next one in the queue. :P
Well atleast he can make sushi while doin' some paddlin'. Also I think it's a good idea, saves you going up close to those zombies, personally I think there (their?) too needy, always grabbing on to you and sutff
More like Sticky Tapesaw
Ps3 games: uncharted 1&2, infamous, portal 2, little big planet
they're
I do not know of such a thing existing, but, I do have the next best thing.
http://cdn1.thefirearmsblog.com/blog/wp-content/u…
Say what now?
Back in my day PS3 had games.
Back in my day Xbox 360 had no RROD.
Back in my day Wii had fun games.
Back in my day my day never happened.
Back in *LOGIC ERROR*
Time to pull out the troll-saw-paddles.
They're*
Come on, Lord Grammar Nazi, where are you? :P
Troll sappin' mah e-peen!
Back in my day, there was just the Testament, no old or new!
grandpa be old, boy!
Back in *LOGIC ERROR* Error 404 not found.
Be afraid…be VERY afraid…
Back in my day…mah boi…
New L4D weapon confirmed?
Sword-chucks, yo!
…Did you just use a past-tense verb in a sentence that implies future tense?
YOU MUST DIE!
MAH BOI, that day is what all true warriors strive for!
Back in my day, we didn't have no fancy-schmancy tanks! All we had was a stick and a rock for the whole platoon! …And we had to share the rock!
Back in my day, humans and dragons were still fighting in the Scouring, and Idoun was still a divine dragon!
L4D/Dead Rising Crossover game? The mere power of a console could not contain it.
Wait, tape? That weapon is obviously doomed to fail from the SHEER awesome of the chainsaw lance. Should have used plastic ties.
show your work
They have a rocket-propelled chainsaw in Garry's mod. I have the Swep file :D
That's why it's PC exclusive.
Card Games On Motorcycles are so two years ago, we're currently working on Card Games IN SPACE!
For the man who wants to kill zombies after the best kayak riding of his life.
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!
PS3 has one gaem but it's not out yet D:
I'm gonna be a one man Chainsaw Kayak Apocalypse.
Back in my day, there was no such thing as strategy! We just rushed in there with silver weapons and beat the crap out of whatever we saw!
HIDE UNDER THE NEAREST BOX PEOPLE!!
…AND I DON'T MEAN MINE!!
Back in my day, ALL enemies we're killable through brute force! There were no fancy-pancy bosses that could only be beaten through getting a certain weapon combo!
Sure, bowser had the axe, but you could beat him without it!
On a motorcycle!
You raise a good point sir, but may i ask why in the hell an airborne soldier mounted his scope on backwards?
If Gandalf used that as his staff, I wouldn't even WANT to pass!
You got both guesses wrong, it's they're.
Back in my day, you could only be considered an epic game if you killed a god and ended a time paradox which also killed you. Eat it FFXIII
Back in my day, we didn't even have silver weapons! We had iron weapons that broke as easily as silver weapons!
And Fae looked exactly like she does now!
DON'T REPEAT
what the damn image says
Give that thing to the idiot in Baten Kaitos who fights with Paddles. It'll at least make some sense now.
Back in my day, the weapon triangle only had two sides, wooden club and pointy rock.
Back in my day, any sufficiently advanced magic was indistinguishable from technology.
xzibit heard he liked chainsaws so he put one on his gun but in the process messed up and cut off the scope so he put it back on with glue not duct tape which messed it all up.
http://i29.tinypic.com/mwy78k.jpg
pfft chainsaws are so yesterday.
That used to feed on Chainsaws and explosions before they were made into delicious steak
Really? Back in my day, you could be considered an epic game if you're pretty much crack and drugs compiled into a cartridge.
*Stares at Super Mario World*
Move over Snake there's not enough room…Snake?
SSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!
The One And Only PS3 Game ™: http://tinyurl.com/theps3game
What did you expect?
The Portal 2 is a cake!
I mean… a lie!
Looks like he is *puts on shades* slices through the water.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
take revenge by sanding him CHAIN letters.
Back in my day we only had 151 pokemon and if you wanted to trade or play with someone else you had to get a bunch of wire (we used to call them "link cables") and strangle a goat you then had to cover your face in the goat's blood and say a prayer to nintendo, only then could you attempt to play multiplayer
BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD MONSTER BRAIN,NOT CODE BREAKER,AND WE ALSO WORE CATS FOR SHOES,AND HAMBURGERS WERE HEALTHY!
Back in my day, we didn't have a goat to strangle. We had to make due with a bunch of rocks arranged to look like a goat.
ON A BOAT
Back in your day! BACK IN YOUR DAY!? I REMEMBER A DAY WHEN BABYDOKEN WAS THE HIGHEST RATED SUBMISSION ON HALOLZ!
That was the joke. There was no troll. D:
The TEST.
YOU FA.. suceeded D:
Back in Error 404 not found, the number you have dialed is no longer in service.
Even worse: make him listen to the BUZZ-like sound of the vuvuzelas for three hours.
What's she doing out of the kitchen?!
There -- indicating a direction or location.
Their -- possession of something by two or more people.
They're -- contraction of "they are"
….. I don't get it.
GRAMMAR HAMMER!!
He should be slicing through the water, not slices.
Back in the number you have dialed is no longer in service, the name is not in the yellow pages.
Obviously; the Yellow Pages are for businesses and services. If you're looking for an individual person, you need to look through the white pages.
But you did lose THE GAME.
And who said I was looking for an individual pers--ZZzzzz
Uh? Hey, who are you and what are you doing in my house??!
GET OFF MAH LAWN, KID!
I don't think anyone SAW that comin-BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Screw your gun made on pimpygun.com. I have the TACTICOOL GUN! http://www.rosetown.org.nz/images/TactiCool.jpg
Because, then you can see things better at close range through the scope. So, seeing somones guts ripped out by a chainsaw through a scope, yep, that'd be cool.
Like a Manwich? http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/550…
never thought I'd be there
overkill? I think not, if anything it's not enough…
Yes, thank you, I wasn't too sure of what was the right one
"Don't you kids have HOMES?!?"
looks like the zombies are up a creek…
*sunglasses*
without a paddle.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BACK IN MY DAY GAMES ONLY HAD 4 BITS.
BACK IN MY DAY PEOPLE PAYED ATTENTION TO WEEGEE.
BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE WATER, ONLY BEER.
BACK IN MY DAY SNIPERS WERE ANNOYING ASSHOLES ON EBAY
Sending the spartens to hell!
you lost the game for mentioning the game in which i just lost the game…in which i lose the game constantly because i ay "the game"several times a day
chainsaws: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
Back in my day, C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!
Actually, I won the game, cause I'm a time paradox.
I take it you're in…
*Puts shades on*
for a bumpy ride…
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
(I hope I got that right…I tend to screw that up pretty badly even though I love the show…)
Too bad you can't fit it in your pockets. Sure, you can put the paddle in your inv. but the moment two chainsaws get put on it, it's too big.