KIRBY + YARN - THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS

I guess coming up with new Kirby games is pretty easy for Nintendo… just feed him something weird and you’ve got a whole new game!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 16, 2010 · 9:48 AM 
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Cutesy Wutesy, Kirby, Motivational, Nintendo, Science/Math, Wii

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115 Responses to “KIRBY + YARN”

  1. Miles on June 16th, 2010 1:56 pm

    What's next, a kitchen?

  2. Jerenator on June 16th, 2010 1:57 pm

    Must… Resist… Utter… CUTENESS

  3. Banette on June 16th, 2010 2:12 pm

    …I always thought that Kirby + yarn = Tangela.

    Must be just me. XD

  4. AppiePuk on June 16th, 2010 10:31 am

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    Just felt like bringing that up =)

  5. RyderJ on June 16th, 2010 2:45 pm

    Next they feed him an HDTV, and you get a game about http://www.halolz.com/2008/09/07/kirby-untooned/

  6. Leo058 on June 16th, 2010 2:48 pm

    I think we could make more fun of the awful one-liners that seem to be riddled throughout Kid Icarus Uprising.

  7. Daifuku on June 16th, 2010 10:49 am

    You know, i watched the trailer for the new Kirby game and all's i can think of is: Little Big Kirby

  8. MrRaccoon on June 16th, 2010 2:51 pm

    Don't look at the cute thing don't look at the cute thing *slaps self*
    Aww damnit! That's cute

  9. Miketuu on June 16th, 2010 2:53 pm
  10. Alpar on June 16th, 2010 2:58 pm

    Just like Canvas Curse. Feed him a ball, bam, new game.

  11. Brawling Bouse on June 16th, 2010 3:07 pm

    Looks like Kirby's…

    *sunglasses*

    A bit strung out.

    YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  12. Badonk on June 16th, 2010 3:16 pm

    This Kirby doesn't suck!

    Literally, he cant do that anymore :(

  13. Tenck on June 16th, 2010 3:28 pm

    Watched that trailer. I'm pretty sure I was hooked once I saw car kirby driving around, but then I saw yarn Mecha Kirby. Holy shit. <3

  14. spaghettiweegee on June 16th, 2010 3:30 pm

    Creating a new Kirby Game!

    Sakurai: So, it's time for arts and crafts, Kirby team!

    Kirby Team: Yeaaaaaaaaaah!!!

    Sakurai: Ok, now who wants to help me force-feed Kirby this ball of yarn? The fans want a new game.

  15. tveye on June 16th, 2010 3:36 pm

    I guess everyone already forgot…

    Kirby+Crayons=Kirby's Dream Land 3

  16. NoChorus on June 16th, 2010 4:24 pm

    Hmm, first Disney announced plans for Epic Mickey, now there's Kirby's Epic Yarn…..is it a new trend for games to have the word "Epic" in it?

  17. dope92 on June 16th, 2010 4:31 pm

    kirby's just in the list of characters that need a renewing.

    like donkey kong, pit, link

    mario's been done already but not the sports. (mario's sports mix)

  18. Alpar on June 16th, 2010 5:26 pm

    You forgot to add the word "that" into your statement.

    This Wolfite is a Spy!

  19. Dr.Panda on June 16th, 2010 7:48 pm

    First Paper Mario, Now Yarn Kirby….
    whats next?
    Cotton Zelda?
    Metroid Ink?
    Leather Star Fox?

  20. AuraMaster on June 16th, 2010 8:18 pm

    I know it's weird, Kirby, but no need to get yourself in a knot.

  21. Exploderizer on June 16th, 2010 4:26 pm

    Holy shit, Shawn, what the fuck happened to the comments?
    FFFFFUUUUUUUU-

  22. Exploderizer on June 16th, 2010 8:31 pm

    So, if he tries to spit it out…
    >.<

  23. hawaiianPunch on June 16th, 2010 4:38 pm

    its paper mario and kirby. but kirby to cool for paper.

  24. DocFriend on June 16th, 2010 4:47 pm

    Paper -- Mario
    Yarn -- Kirby
    Cardboard -- Starfox
    Wait, what?

  25. Tifakitteh on June 16th, 2010 5:21 pm

    Looks like Kirby is ..
    *puts sunglasses on*
    tripping balls (of yarn.)

    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  26. BlueChameleon on June 16th, 2010 9:41 pm

    I wool definitely not be getting rid of my Wii.

  27. DrLuigi on June 17th, 2010 3:23 am

    What the?…

    How can a being of yarn even exist? It doesn't make any sense in the scientific or logical sense!!

    WHERE THE FUCK DOES ANATOMY COME IN?

    Goddamn sorcery…

  28. mundi651 on June 17th, 2010 4:02 am

    yarn Kirby + fire enemy = ?
    i think it would kill him

  29. MexicanJuice on June 17th, 2010 1:44 am

    I think the only negative thing that can be said about yarninated Kirby is that, well, you can't hug or cuddle him.

  30. masterjiji on June 17th, 2010 6:08 am

    i expect the fire-related enemies to be exceptionally dangerous.

  31. Fhantinabox on June 17th, 2010 6:24 am

    I'm not picking that game up..

    …I'm allergic to yarn…

  32. AuraMaster on June 17th, 2010 2:33 am

    OBJECTION!

    The PS3…

    HAS NO GAMES!!

  33. BoxeyBrown on June 17th, 2010 8:10 am

    Just like Mario + Paper!

  34. JakeBondRoo on June 17th, 2010 10:42 pm

    But…..his yarn is Epic Yarn….

  35. Foxtrot on October 27th, 2010 5:27 pm

    Epic Mickey? Oops! The fake ‘epic’ games mentioned have been disrupted with a existing ‘epic’ game.
    In meme terms-
    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

    All in all, I think Nintendo just discovered the term epic and not know of it’s true potential. Silly Ninten, you need to brush up on the dictionary.

    Epic Smash Bros Brawl anyone? I DEMAND AN SOMEONE TO MAKE THE GAME COVER FOR IT!

  36. Foxtrot on October 27th, 2010 5:31 pm

    DEMAND SOMEONE*
    Freaking typos… -.-

    Another yarn pun-
    Kirby will sew you all for making these puns.

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