I guess coming up with new Kirby games is pretty easy for Nintendo… just feed him something weird and you’ve got a whole new game!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 16, 2010 · 9:48 AM
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What's next, a kitchen?
Must… Resist… Utter… CUTENESS
Pink pots 'n' pans!
…I always thought that Kirby + yarn = Tangela.
Must be just me. XD
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Just felt like bringing that up =)
Next they feed him an HDTV, and you get a game about http://www.halolz.com/2008/09/07/kirby-untooned/
Cooking Mama will be sad then D:
Vines, or tentacles?
inb4she's10yousickfuck
I think we could make more fun of the awful one-liners that seem to be riddled throughout Kid Icarus Uprising.
You know, i watched the trailer for the new Kirby game and all's i can think of is: Little Big Kirby
Don't look at the cute thing don't look at the cute thing *slaps self*
Aww damnit! That's cute
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WE'RE NOT READY YET!
Just like Canvas Curse. Feed him a ball, bam, new game.
But in all seriousness, despite those one-liners, the game itself looks epic.
Looks like Kirby's…
*sunglasses*
A bit strung out.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
This Kirby doesn't suck!
Literally, he cant do that anymore :(
I think both…
…Cooking who?
If that ever happens, I will kill people. MANY people.
Are you making fun of Pit's battle cry? OH! OH! Well, THE FIGHT IS ON, then!
Watched that trailer. I'm pretty sure I was hooked once I saw car kirby driving around, but then I saw yarn Mecha Kirby. Holy shit. <3
Creating a new Kirby Game!
Sakurai: So, it's time for arts and crafts, Kirby team!
Kirby Team: Yeaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Sakurai: Ok, now who wants to help me force-feed Kirby this ball of yarn? The fans want a new game.
Maybe even a "Pots and Pans Robot" lol. target="_blank">
He's already been a ninja, lol I don't think they'd go for a Kirby Nazi, but that would be funny…
*serious tone* Kirby is preaching to Waddle Dee's and Doo's looking like Hitler, and then, he says…"Pyuh!" lol
You both sick me
I guess everyone already forgot…
Kirby+Crayons=Kirby's Dream Land 3
You won't need to after the mass suicides it will incur.
No u.
I think it was a prequel to Cooking Gaga…
Absolutely love Palutena's voice, absolutely hate Pit's.
Hmm, first Disney announced plans for Epic Mickey, now there's Kirby's Epic Yarn…..is it a new trend for games to have the word "Epic" in it?
kirby's just in the list of characters that need a renewing.
like donkey kong, pit, link
mario's been done already but not the sports. (mario's sports mix)
You forgot to add the word "that" into your statement.
This Wolfite is a Spy!
That's because his balls haven't dropped yet, in trade of all the features his character got in Brawl.
OBJECTION!
I did not forgot that. Obviously Kirby swallowed that to prevent me from preventing him from swallowing anything.
*mindf--k*
How can Kirby be in a game where he doesn't suck?! My head be sploding!
He's also a little high strung.
First Paper Mario, Now Yarn Kirby….
whats next?
Cotton Zelda?
Metroid Ink?
Leather Star Fox?
Unless Kirby's a woman, I doubt it.
And he'll string you along.
Trying to think up a good one…
*sunglasses*
…is the Pits.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
I know it's weird, Kirby, but no need to get yourself in a knot.
Sakurai: Also, where's that guy who programmed the tripping in Brawl? We need that kind of genius in this game.
Holy shit, Shawn, what the fuck happened to the comments?
FFFFFUUUUUUUU-
Final Epic XV?
God of Epic?
Street Epic 2 Alpha?
Epic Mario Galaxy?
So, if he tries to spit it out…
>.<
its paper mario and kirby. but kirby to cool for paper.
Paper -- Mario
Yarn -- Kirby
Cardboard -- Starfox
Wait, what?
Looks like Kirby is ..
*puts sunglasses on*
tripping balls (of yarn.)
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Like that scene in The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy!
It's all coming together…
I wool definitely not be getting rid of my Wii.
OBJECTION!
If you look above, you'll see that Badonk said Kirby can't suck up anything anymore!
"Kirby Team: Yeaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
Don't you mean:
"Kirby Team: Yattaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"?
I wonder if there will be any product TIE-ins.
Cooking ?
Now you're thinking with Epicness…
Well, that blows.
Pipe Cleaner Fire Emblem, duh.
OBJECTION!
Its entirely possible that Kirby sucked up the "that" before he lost his ability to suck
Yeah you just need to unwind a bit
I rope so
Arts and Crafts Bros Brawl
UNLESS ITS A FARM
How could anyone forget? That's the first freaking thing I thought of when I laid eyes on the new trailer! Brought a smile to my face, it did.
Before you know it, he'll be all tied up…..
Nope, I mean:
Kirby Team: http://instantsfun.es/csi
…I just realized how wrong Leather star fox sounds…
OBJECTION!
Not unless that comment has time traveled!
Can't let you epic that, industry.
Sometimes swallowing Dedede's minions can make him a little strung out.
*Stares at all game characters that are involved in time travel*
Okay, which one of you did it?!
Cress Albane: Not me!
Lloyd Irving: Not me, I swear!
Link: SHYAAAA!
Mario: Ehooah!
I dunno…they all look suspicious..
Fire Emblem: Plunger of Seals?
OBJECTION
The comment didnt time travel
WE DID
What the?…
How can a being of yarn even exist? It doesn't make any sense in the scientific or logical sense!!
WHERE THE FUCK DOES ANATOMY COME IN?
Goddamn sorcery…
yarn Kirby + fire enemy = ?
i think it would kill him
Huh? Who said that?
I'm waiting for Macaroni Metroid.
I think the only negative thing that can be said about yarninated Kirby is that, well, you can't hug or cuddle him.
i expect the fire-related enemies to be exceptionally dangerous.
I'm not picking that game up..
…I'm allergic to yarn…
If someone had said "Can't let you suck that", it would only prevent Kirby from sucking up one particular thing, depending on what "that" was. Therefore, saying "Can't let you suck" would effectively prevent the entire act that Kirby is known for.
TAKE THAT!
Would you prefer Rubber Star Fox or PVC Star Fox?
Didn't think so.
OBJECTION!
The PS3…
HAS NO GAMES!!
OH U!
Some people might KNOT like the art style, but they should stop KNIT-picking.
Epic the Hedgehog?
Epic Center: Under the Epic?
Gears of Epic?
Epictris?
Metal Gear Epic?
There is one more possibility!
Kirby sucked everything except that and spit it further in time. My comment came as fast as it could, but that was swallowed so it can not be present in time-spitted comment.
*spare mind explodes*
OBJECTION!
That's because Kirby swallowed them all. Now he's the only PS3 game.
P.S: PS3 -- console that put a "gay" back into "gayming". Or something…
Just like Mario + Paper!
OH ME!
Silly Judgment, kitchens aren't farms.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/kirby%20nazi/J…
There ya have it.
Kirby's the only PS3 game.
But he's owned by Nintendo
Therefore PS3 has no game.
Aren't they, Alpar?
I mean you do find beef pork and milk in both.
And then add in Egoraptor.
Epic Gear Awesome
Exactly
A kitchen is where food is prepared
And a farm prepares food.
coincidence?
I THINK NOT
I have no idea!
We need a 8 player kirby versus.
Boy, how that would be hectic.
yeah.
they only got 4 player ones.
OH, WII!
But…..his yarn is Epic Yarn….
The walls are alive!
Kirby's the only PS3 game because…
*shades*
…he sucks just like PS3.
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
*sad*
They must be! We are safe NOWHERE!
And so does a ZOO!
You know, for the animals.
Shhh….
Walls can't live, which only brings one possibility to light……
Spies.
Oh G—
*Gets stabbed*
Crap!
*Blaze kicks everything until I hit the spies*
Alas, poor Jerenator.
I have no Phoenix Down for you.
or… super fabric kirby -.-
SEW i see no problem with the new kirby but high STRUNG people might have a problem that it is a "kiddie" game than the art
HOLD IT!
if kirby sucked that from time/space, where/when is it?!
I think you STOLE THE WORD
how else could you use it so many times in your previous comment?
UNLESS IT'S A FARM!
Epic Mickey? Oops! The fake ‘epic’ games mentioned have been disrupted with a existing ‘epic’ game.
In meme terms-
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
All in all, I think Nintendo just discovered the term epic and not know of it’s true potential. Silly Ninten, you need to brush up on the dictionary.
Epic Smash Bros Brawl anyone? I DEMAND AN SOMEONE TO MAKE THE GAME COVER FOR IT!
DEMAND SOMEONE*
Freaking typos… -.-
Another yarn pun-
Kirby will sew you all for making these puns.
I'd so buy that…
I was juuuust thinkin' that…