Yes that’s right, O’Donnell ruined an entire ocean just to prevent your goofy sidekick from taking a swim. HE’S JUST THAT BIG OF A JERK.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 16, 2010 · 10:48 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Yes America, the BP oil leak is now so massive in size it has reached Mobius. There is no god.
Oh god dammit!
Tails: But I can fly, I don't need to…
Wolf: I SAID I CAN'T LET YOU SWIM
Tails: But…
Wolf: CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT! GOOD DAY SIR!
Yes there is, only that he just decides what tetris piece comes next.
Sonic's mad because he couldn't swim even if it was just water.
Ah, the dreaded Wolf Flu, it's become quite an epidemic on this site these past years….
I suggest everyone take these Wolfbane pills twice a day and healthy three square meals to help prevent any symptoms from occurring to you and your families.
Proof that wolf is evil, Not letting tails kill himself.
Yep. In the ocean, there's a perfect space in the plume for a LIIIINE PIECE.
Wolf's doing him a favor. Have you seen those birds coated in oil? He doesn't want Tails to suffer the same fate.
*sniff* Poor birds…
Sonic looks pissed.
Probably because Wolf didn't acknowledge him.
Totally not the oil in the water.
That's why it failed… http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/6/4/
BP is on a killing spree.
1.) copy a post
2.) Add wolf + Can't let you ect.
3.) Send to Shawn
4.) ????
5.) Don't Profit, cause, i don't think Shawn pays us for anything
TROLL AROUND! +1's UP!
Forgot one:
6.) Be jealous because a submission you sent was rejected.
Robotnik: Stuffing wildlife into mechanical creations.
BP: Stuffing the ecosystem and covering wildlife in crude oil.
Who is the real monster here?
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Answer: Werehog
Nick, I think you deserve a Prrrrromotion!
Alright, I used to love Wolf Wednesdays. Hell, my (terrible) submission was one of the first ones under that banner, but this just sucks. Why don't we just switch to "Wolf Week" or whatever, because there are only about seven good ones a year anyway.
Message to BP: Let's put aside our differences… for the environment… you monster.
Now Sonic knows how the green guy feels.
YOU FOOLS. Don't you see that O'Donnell is our savior? The ocean holds untameable, undefinable, and undeniable horrors the likes of which no man should bear witness to! Wolf is doing his very best to wipe out these unholy terrors! He is truly the hero of our times.
Our +1's will block out the sun!
Cruel irony I get hit by the troll though, lol.
It's dangerous to go alone, take this +1
You dissapoint me, son
I smell a chopper Gunner on the way.
Maybe Wolf it trying to save Tails from swimming in the oil infected water…
-"in"
+1 star
It's been a long time. How have you been?
…
…you monster…
It's hard to describe how i feel after seeing this image.
It's the most beatiful thing i saw in Teh Interwebz today.
7) Do it again, but with Kanye West instead of Wolf.
8) Do it again with Kratos, to piss everyone off.
But he won't let Tails die…that's evil.
…you monster.
Can I has the enclosed instruction book for how to put images as comments? :3
So he's also not letting StarFox swim in it by saying "Orange Fox" huh?
Now how is Fox going to rescue Tricky?!
8.2) Make Shawn giggle with glee due to previous Kratos Submission. Wait for everyone else to brick you.
9) Do some wicked breeding session.
10) Create a Kenyeratos Wolf and mix him into Advice Oak picture.
But he won't let him live either…. Endless loop?
Plan for world domination:
1. Take recent Halolz submission and add Wolf to it
2. ???
3. Profit
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Plan for good Halolz submission:
1. Take recent Halolz submission and add Wolf to it
2. Fail at it
3. Sit quietly in a corner and think about what you've done, mister
It figures that Wolf would do something like this. After all, he is an asshole.
11) You Monster.
Dear Trolls,
Perhaps we set put our -1s behind us…… for science…..
Sincerely, SHaDOS
Tricky? Wasn't he that dinosaur in Legend of Starfox: The Arwing of Time?
but you don't swim in oil ocean
you just run on it while spamming jump like it was quick sand O.o
Who are you talking about?
NO! We DON'T compare Ocarina of Time to Star Fox Adventures!
So you go to the beach for a nice, fun day of swimming, playing, and sunbathing with your friend. Lo and behold, when you get there, there's a thick layer of oil on top of the water, as far as the eye can see. Your day's plans have been ruined, and who's there laughing at you?
GARY MOTHERFUCKING O- uh, I mean, WOLF MOTHERFUCKING O'DONNELL.
Legend of Starfox: Andros's Mask?
Legend of Starfox: The Wolf Waker?
Legend of Starfox: The Macbeth Tracks?
Legend of Starfox: The Phantom Smartbomb?
Legend of Starfox: The Twilight Krystal?
You monster.
Speaking of enclosed instruction booklets, I'm new here, when am I allowed to have a top hat and or monocle?
*clasps hands over ears*
I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
As soon as you make one. You should probably get an avatar first, though.
Tails: "Please, no more! Just let me end it!"
Sonic Team: "No! You're gonna be in every crappy new game! If people see you, they may think the new games will be good!
Tails: "I'm gonna go drown myself in the BP oil spill!"
Wolf: "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"
Tails: "But I'm not Sta-"
Wolf: "CAN'T. LET YOU. DO THAT."
I play Fire Emblem, and I determined that there is, in fact, a god. But he hates us.
more specificly.
once your e-peen has surpassed 69.
I don't think that was ever a rule. I've had a monocle since the early 30's.
oh god shawn! i thought you had rid us of these awful, awful wolf jokes?
(even though this was one of the funniest (in my opinion)
FEAR THE DOUBLE BRACKET!
I think Bulbasaur, but I might be wrong…
If the Sonic cast was in StarFox, why do I get the feeling that Tails would be like Slippy?
Reading my 47 rules, it doesn't seem like there is a rule about Top hats and Monocles… I should update my book, i guess.
You forgot to end one of the brackets… Your joke failed.
somewhere deep within the comments of lolz.
there was a e-peen chart posted.
and it said that. i forget which one it was.
GRAMMER HAMMER!
You forgot the last quotation mark in Sonic Team.
Revenge sucks doesn't it? xD
No. You're supposed to get a monocle and tophat when you reach 69. That's a rule forgotten by some people.
Wolfendorf?
Princess Krystal?
Then who should be that old dude who gives you the wooden sword in the very first game?
It's a tradition on Halolz we like to call "Wolf Wednesdays".
And do it once more, with Kayne West.
It can't be Godzilla. Look at him. It's hard NOT to pay attention to him…
Hey, he saved your life by not letting you swim in that oil! You knew you were going to swim in it anyway!
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
"GRAMMAR"
You shall not bar his path!
Why must evreyone screw with tails???
(iz angry)
And ignored by others. Not an important rule anyway.
It's not the joke itself that's the problem, it's the fact that people really suck at using it and make awful submissions. Like this one.
The hulk maybe?
The only rule that matters? Rule 53.
Nah, it's totally Reptile in MK 1.
http://instantsfun.es/combobreaker
Seriously though, the Weegee joke isn't funny anymore. It's been done to death.
GAMMAR HAMMER GRAMMAR HAMMER!
ITS ACTUALLY A PUNCTUATION HAMMER!
Sorry to disturb your 'work' sir, but you may want to know that Grammar can be spelt two ways, so Grammer is also correct. More specifically, where I come from, it is Grammer, good day.
Actually, no, grammer is wrong.
Gah! I have been foiled!
Stupid poetic justice…
WOAH WOAH
I appear to have come off on the wrong foot, I meant if they didn't have the word "in" it would be PERFECT.
Peppy. Duh.
It's dangerous to use bombs wisely. Take this.
As I said in the beginning, revenge sucks doesn't it? xD
(no hard feelings, right?)
I didn't say the joke sucks, I said that there are so few good ones a year that, out of 52+ submissions that make it to the site, only around seven are worth a crap, thus the "Wolf Week" comment.
No, I understood what you meant. Just wanted to add that.
You'll rue the day you crossed the Fourth Reich! (Grammar Nazis)
On a semi-related note, wouldn't it be awesome if Wolf's voice was done by Sean Connery? "Can't let you do that, Schtar Foxsch."
The who joke?
Screw that, they're going for the Nuke.
So, BP lets us all be Jesus?
exactly -- who's the real monster here
the ppl who lets us all walk on water
or the ppl who wanna stop the oil spill with a nuclear bomb
lolz
12) I think we can put our differences behind us, for science.
Gosh, I do not know that one. please tell?
"But I did do your mother lascht night."
13) C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I didn't think the game was that bad. Yeah, there were some annoying parts, and it definitely wasn't like Starfox 64, but I thought it was pretty good.
But yeah, NOWHERE near level with Ocarina of Time.
I suggest you guys stop before I use your collective butts as the next Pedestal of Time.
14) GOTO 11
Both grammer and grammar are correct, to some extent, its like Color and Colour, ya know?
Colonel Obvious is always first.
RNG god, huh? I actually heard it was a "she".
But it's generally referred to as "color".
Whatever. I guess we should ask blimey man, or limey man, or whatever the hell Wolf was called in that one submission for advice.
That would be the Heavy.
Who said that?
In Australia, spelling it as 'color' is considered as doin' it wrong, and usually leads to E- in exams…
I think its the Croc joke, never heard it though…
On a side note, anyone ever play Croc, or even Croc 2?
Son, I am dissapoint.
Who needs a nuke when you can get a LIIIIIINE PIIIIIIECE!
I think its quite funny.
Can't let you loop that, paradox
A tradition that seems to fallen into the void of fecies and other assorted crap.
Nukes?
Shit!
I need to go to Costa Rica!
(Got Peace Walker! :D)
But the real question is, would it still make sence?
No, Ashunera loves each and every one of us. She'd never do that.
Actually, I'd completely forgotten, but I determined that Lute is the RNG goddess. I forget the logic I used to get to that, though.
It would, it just doesn't sound proper.
"swim that" would mean going from one end to another.
Ah. I'm adding that to my book.
And when you swim in it, you die.
Wolf is a hero!