A wild Lagarius appears! Trainer used Pokéball! It’s… not very effective.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 15, 2010 · 10:38 AM
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A wild LAGIACURUS appeared!
Go! Cha-Cha!
What will CHA-CHA do?
>Fight
Bag
Pokemon
Run
Cha-Cha used HELP MONSTER HUNTER!
…But nothing happened!
I think he should TRI and get a bigger pocket ball….
That's what you get when you REALLY piss off a Magikarp.
Hm… good idea, but the 'shop could've been better.
Silly Trainer!!!
You have to use a heavy ball. -.-
Looks like Nintendo is really running low on ideas for new Pokemon.
FIND A WILD LAGIACRUS.
PUNCH IT IN THE DICK!
FORCE IT INTO A 4 INCH DIAMETER SPHERE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!
No they aren't! They've come up with a Starly with a pigeon mask, and METAL GEARs.
http://serebii.net/blackwhite/pokemon.shtml
And what seems to be a piggybank.
A wild Bidoof appeared!
Fight
> Giant Axe
Great Sword
Rapier
Halberd
Bidoof has been slain!
You have made some nice new gloves out of Bidoof's carcass!
Lower it's HP and put it to sleep first!!!
Also, I hope he brought a lot of Ultra Balls, 'cos that may take a while to capture!
Can NONE of you spell it right?! It's LAGIACRUS, LAG-I-A-CRUS, or Lagi for short
Also, yay Monster Hunter is getting attention! BUY THIS GAME. DO IT.
So you just killed a 30 foot sea monster that spits lightning with a sword that you can barely hold it's so heavy, hacked off some of its body parts and get back to town only to find you're just 2 or 3 scales short of making a full armor set and who do you see strollin' by with not only a full armor set but also a weapon made from it?
Gary motherfucking Oak.
(This is a pokeyman submission so I'm allowed to make that joke)
Catch a falling monster and put it in your pocket. Never let it get away…
I'm with Xenomorph42Q, this is a great game and it's great to see it getting some fitting jokes. Best game on the Wii this year in my opinion.
However, if you play anything like I do then the next joke would be "In Soviet Russia, LAGIACRUS HUNTS YOU!"
Now that's one Lake of Rage I want to stay the hell away from.
Just wait someone will kill it thinking all their money is in its stomach.
I still never understood this. If it shoots lightning and lives in the water wouldn't it kill everything with the lightning. The hunter would die faster because of all the metal armor. Still love the game though.
Now VEAR'S somthin' worth huntin'!
Wild LAGIACRUS used Mean Look!
The Trainer just shat bricks!
Well at least when a bug catcher wants to battle you can just kill him.
Try all you want, but that Master Ball you have there won't do SHIT.
No, Lagiacrus hunts us in Capitalist America too…
Indeed, it looks a little grainy, like they converted image types from a high res type to a low res type and then back again somewhere along the line.
*Strikes up the Benny Hill theme*
LAGIACRUS USED ROAR!
TRAINER FAINTED!
They're launching Metal gears? In Pokémon? I'll be waiting when they release Snake in the game too.
Looks like Gyarados has an evolved form
It would also seem that for every bad three or so, there's a half decent / good pokemon (in terms of new ones)
I mean, the mouse one's okay, and the horse,
but the piggybank is just plain… well… different
I think we're gonna need some bigger pockets…
I think it looks like a pre-evolution of Drowzee.
It basically works like a Madlib.
In _______ (Style of Economics) _______ (Country) Lagiacrus hunts ____ (Pronoun).
and a Chinchilla that doesn't look anything like a Chinchilla more like a Neopet
Don't you mean "System of Government", not "Style of Economics"?
Look, Draco. You were right about the legends.
And I was right about all the Gen 5 Pokemon looking retarded. But I wasn't the only one who predicted that.
Magikarp: "I swear to god, when I evolve, I'm going to kill you all."
*evolves*
Gyarados: "Hm, maybe a little more…"
*evolves*
Lagiacrus: "WHARRGARBL!!!"
It's a Nintendo game. Don't think about how it works; just play it.
Snake used break neck
It's super efective!
Foe wild pokemon… fainted?
Are you stupid? Use the lureball! Or trow youngster Joey at him!
Yeah, I suppose, but in the case of the post I was referring to, capitalism is a form of economics, not government. I suppose it's just a bad way the counter is formed, it should be In Democratic America, not Capitalist.
I'm just going to hide the beverages from those gears so we don't get a 2 gears 1 cup thing going on.
Looks like that Lagiacrus is in the top percentile of Lagiacrus.
Ekans is Snake spelled backwards after all(Arbok is almost like cobra spelled backwards too, but that is not so relevant)
Well, Capitalism and Communism are seen as opposites…
http://nerfnow.com/comic/302
And Muk is….
thank you for that distending thought
OBJECTION!
Monster Hunter Tri was originally set to be released on the Sony PS3, and was designed by CAPCOM!
The more you know…
Hey did I ever tell you about my super cool rattata? It's better then a normal rattata. You could say it's in the top percantage of rattata.
Pokemon in real life?
If I can fit God and a Wailord in a pocket-sized capsule, you, my friend, are going to enjoy your new home. Capiche?
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and then lost planet 2 came out
wasted effort.
just put it on wii they said.
Hey did I ever tell you about my super cool rattata? It's better then a normal rattata. You could say it's in the top percantage of rattata.
…Joey? SHUT THE FUCK UP! If your Rattata is soooo awesome, why was it so easy for me to kick it's ass?! *CLICK*
And if it knocks itself out by using Struggle, I hope you saved before the battle!
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Touche, but I dare not.
That I knew, but I actually meant the Metal Gear Snake. You know the one Egoraptor horribly maimed to make it funny where you roll on the floor, grasping for air.
Whats next? A 50ft tall giant mecha?
I would buy the game, but then I'd need to buy a WII, so, I'll stick with the PSP version instead.
It was so easy because it was a SPY! Wait, that fails logic.
Yeah, if there was a fourth evolution, it would be Raviente. Don't know how to link stuff, so google it yourself. Unless, this works…
http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Raviente
Where the only move it learns is Horn Drill.
OH DAMN!
LIVING SEMEN!
That's such a sly attempt at e-peen…
…
…but I lol'd.