A video game “versus” movie NOT made by daneboe? I know, it’s hard to believe… but it’s awesome none-the-less!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 14, 2010 · 3:37 PM 
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Animated, Contra, Cray-Z Crossovers, Failure, Konami, Nintendo, Poop Jokes, Power-Ups, Smashy Smashy, Super Mario Bros, Tetris, Video Clips, Weird

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74 Responses to “[VIDEO] Tetris vs Contra”

  1. femaxunit on June 14th, 2010 3:44 pm

    lol, so that's where they come from… (FIRST!)

  2. Naito on June 14th, 2010 7:47 pm

    So…. all this time, the russians praised bowser's shit? real neat

  3. femaxunit on June 14th, 2010 3:47 pm

    so that's where they come from…

  4. TehVortex on June 14th, 2010 7:52 pm

    Now that was quite the line piece.

  5. Alpar on June 14th, 2010 7:57 pm

    Think this is bad? Try playing the Tetris level in I Wanna Be The Guy…

  6. Link4all on June 14th, 2010 8:00 pm

    There's one line piece you don't want.

  7. VyseRogueKing on June 14th, 2010 4:06 pm

    Looks like Bowser…


    …is shitting bricks

  8. Daifuku on June 14th, 2010 4:28 pm

    The lesson to be learned here? Tetris God is still a very angry and cruel god. He just uses Bowser for added insult.

  9. Daifuku on June 14th, 2010 4:32 pm

    This video implies that anyone who has played Tetris has played with shit.

    And now you can't unsee that mental image.

  10. spaghettiweegee on June 14th, 2010 8:40 pm

    So all this time I've been stacking up rows of Bowser's crap?

    ….Why does this make Tetris more awesome???

  11. VideoGameGeek on June 14th, 2010 4:53 pm

    Mario's got some pipes to clean.

  12. aimless_void on June 14th, 2010 4:56 pm

    I'm torn between my disgust at the revelation of tetris blocks' true nature…

    …and my awestruck amazement over Bowser's OUTSTANDING bowel control.

  13. spplmj on June 14th, 2010 9:22 pm


    wait untill the tetris god hears about this


  14. aimless_void on June 14th, 2010 9:42 pm

    No, you savage! We are NOT cavemen! We have TECHNOLOGY!

    -smashes computer WITH a computer-

  15. VyseRogueKing on June 14th, 2010 9:51 pm

    Bravo! I'll be getting there right behind you! *hides knife*

  16. Alpar on June 14th, 2010 10:09 pm

    *Gives you an invitation to the tophat and monocle society*

  17. Gamage on June 14th, 2010 10:16 pm

    How….how does he make all those shapes?

  18. Gamage on June 14th, 2010 10:20 pm

    You'll shit contras.

  19. VyseRogueKing on June 14th, 2010 10:33 pm

    A -1 troll attack! I fix!

  20. fmarulz on June 14th, 2010 6:42 pm

    I knew it ! mario works as a plumber…….. in tetris.

  21. MasterLuigi452 on June 14th, 2010 10:42 pm

    What did Bowser eat to make his crap colorful?

  22. SKINNYKINS on June 14th, 2010 10:57 pm

    Tetris VS Contra, Bringing a new meaning to "Shit brix'. :P

  23. BlueChameleon on June 14th, 2010 11:21 pm

    Block Block Line Line S Z S Z L T START!

  24. c1freak on June 14th, 2010 7:38 pm

    I was USING that brain, thank you very much.
    Also, if no one else wants it, can I have what's left of that piece of Sanity, cowering in the corner? I wanna sell it to our zoo as an endangered species.

  25. celibi88 on June 15th, 2010 2:16 am

    in soviet Russia tetris plays YOU

    (it had to happen soon)

  26. MrRaccoon on June 15th, 2010 2:51 am

    *constipated bowser*

  27. Nicholas Copernicus on June 15th, 2010 3:14 am

    Tetris logic here is faulty, one block is open when his staircase is destroyed, which would leave 1 level of blocks.

  28. OmegaJunk on June 15th, 2010 4:27 am

    This Contra vs Tetris video gives new meaning to the spread shot…

  29. Tifakitteh on June 15th, 2010 5:14 am

    "Oh my god…. There's shit everywhere… There's SHIT EVERYWHERE! DAMMIT!"

  30. Nooklear Man on June 15th, 2010 1:41 pm

    Let's think about this. Millions of people play thousands of variations of Tetris every day.

    Bowser must lead a very painful life.

  31. Teradohn on June 15th, 2010 7:11 pm

    Anonymous must have been very surprised indeed.

  32. plus1_fairy on June 17th, 2010 2:54 pm


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