Some people just can’t take a hint!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 14, 2010 · 10:04 AM
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Friends don't let friends roll male night elves.
Welcome the the Internet.
Could be worse, he could have rolled a male blood elf.
This reminds me of when I pretended to be a girl on a Fortress Forever server.
I got noclip, godmode, and infinite ammo by some Admins :B
That just goes to show you, some guys on the interwebz are desprate.
Btw, did you tell them later?
Last time I checked the thing we control in the game is an avatar not a cartoon!
C'mon we all saw the god damn movie!
The men are men, the women are men and the children are FBI
Thing is…. I know what it is like….
I've had at least four people ask me if I wanted to be their girlfriend while playing AQW…
I let them hit on me, their ignorance showers me with free gold and items.
Has anyone noticed that in most rpgs the female character weapons and armor costs less than the male? Or is it just me?
One of many reasons I don't play WoW.
No, half of the children are FBI, the other half, pedifiles.
Grammar Hammer!
"Pedophiles".
Is it sad that I know exactly where that is?
Female toons: The boobs are as fake as the woman who is playing her.
……Now I'm inspired to pretend to be a female over the internet.
Shame on me.
Meme Hammer!
"Pedobears".
That's because the armor of female characters is much more revealing (than protecting) and the weapons are smaller, too.
But thinking of Diablo II (which isn't the best "RPG" in that case), the costs for a wand are pretty high compared to other weapons.
Nessingways camp in Northrend (S Basin)?
It is now my lifes goal to find this toon and spam them with "u want to cyber lol?"
Or perhaps roll a mage, and stalk them with the good old 'I put on my robe and wizard hat' shtick
The line should read
"Some people just can’t take a (f*@#ing) hit!"
and the character should be at least a bit appealing.
Hansen Hammer!
"Have a seat over there."
I'd hit that
With a hammer and some powerfull spells
I bet you'd "loot" the corpse too.
…
drop anything good?
MC Hammer!
"Can't touch this!"
it can get you free shit if you do it well…..
…
or so i've heard… >.>
Aaand that's exactly why every time or almost I play TF2 or whatever game online, at least one person go "z0mg u man lol". Making male avatars seems more and more appealing.
Yep! Then I was banned. Heh heh, good times.
i'm such a WoW noob! D:
Normal Hammer!
"Whack"
MC Hammer
"Stop! Hammer time!"
U Can't Touch This!
C-C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!!
http://www.wowwiki.com/Toon
… delete your comment while theres still time.
… eww… .__.
C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!1!!
Stranglethorn Vale, where you have to give in all them damn hunting quests. Looks like your not the only sad one here :p
Also Stranglethorn is home to the most pvp rape available to human kind ;)
Hammer in a Hammer!
"Yo dawg! I heard you like hammers, so i put a hammer in your hammer so you can whack while you whack!"
-1 troll… someone get mine, I'll get everyone else's.
You say we're desperate, I say if i'm going to watch an ass jiggle for hours and days, it's going to be a woman's ass.
C-C-C-Combo breaker!
Doesn't change the fact that it's still a retarded term.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyro Hammer!
"H-H-H-Homewrecker!"
Rage Hammer!
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I got your back man dun worry
+1 for offering to halp teh peoples
*Five minutes later*
Ternaldo: YOU IZ HOT!
YEAH HAMMER!
http://instantsfun.es/csi
Ban Hammer!
A_R_ seems to have dissappeared.
And since I have memory the thing we control in the game is called "Player Character"…but toon is another way to call them(here in chile we call them "PJ")
Dead Ringer Hammer!
Ahemm. Gentlemen?
Now don't be silly good sir! Everyone knows male blood elfs don't exist!
Spycheck!
hudda hudda huh!
Cool Story ,bro!
And im not using it as insulti,Actually,awesome story.One time at Ragnork i made a girl character,a guy invited me for his clan,and gave some cards to me.
Maybe..maybe you are a woman,prenting to be a man that pretends to be a woman!
I DISCOVERED YOUR SILLY PLAN!
Yeah, "her" virginity.
beat ya to it. :T
I have the opposite problem. While some of my toons are male, most of them are female, and yet people either a) don't believe I'm really a girl, or b) ask if I'm single. ><
People ask me why my paladin is a male bloodelf all the time. My response is usually that being a girl, I'd much rather stare at a guy's ass constantly than a girl's. That usually shuts them up.
Not that they technically need much more protection than that kind of armor provides.
See http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Chainm… .
…unless you mean "that other kind of protection." That might be handy. :D
Well.. actually… I'm not really a woman. I'm a horse.
Actually, I'm not really a horse. I'm a broom.
*falls to the ground*
Don't say it out loud! You'll explode in a puff of logic!
I'm going to start wounding you now. I'm not sure when I'll stop.
Unfortunately, that doesn't stop most people on WoW.
You actually PLAY AQW?
Now, here is where you are wrong… An avatar is a self made impersonation of yourself, or, even just an impersonation of yourself (unless of course you are fat and make yourself skinny). A toon is a self made character to play games, not supposed to be, you. Not everyone has watched the movie, I have 3 friends who have not, therefore making your comment invalid. I know i'm being a dick, but there is nothing good on TV. : /
I haven't noticed it, but then again, I haven't played many RPG's in my lifetime, the only ones are: Oblivion, thats a bout it, with Shaiya being the only MMORPG…
Does someone need to restate the true meaning of MMORPG? Many Men Online Role Playing as Girls?
Oh dear. I hadn't thought of that. *poof*
Really, that phrase should be in past-tense.
Good ones or Lunatic/Poring/crap cards?
I do it in DDO. It's fun!
Male blood elves are asses. But they have Cam Clarke's voice. So I still heart them a little.
You actually PLAYED AQW?
Melchiah, you arent also Rhaziel from Dreadmaul are you? If you arent, someones stolen your name
Either way you are wrong, the STV camp faces a river, the NElf… male i guess… would be knee-deep in river. This is from the very similar camp in Northrend's Scholozar Basin jungle. I think. But I know its not STV
French Toast Hammer!
"I do believe i'm on fire."
No i gave up wow a little ago, or at least i try to kid myself i have anyway :P
But you are in fact correct, i remember now, this is the line of quests with all the rhino looking mobs ect. Very similar to the STV quests, thus my confusion :-p
I didn't know looking at your character's ass was a necessity for raids.
a/s/l. A/S/L! *shot*
She's gone man, she's gone
And I didn't even get to tell her… How much I cared…
Wait who are we talking about again
you are following me…
Are you a spy???
me estas siguiendo…
eres un espia???