TURRETS SYNDROME

He was diagnosed at an early age…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 10, 2010 · 11:51 AM 
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68 Responses to “TURRETS SYNDROME”

  1. Paulrus-Keaton? on June 10th, 2010 12:08 pm

    define
    pwned:

    1a. A past term of "pwn"
    1b. For example, see above.

  2. dimomarg on June 10th, 2010 4:15 pm

    …uncloaking spy behind the stairs -.-

  3. Fhantinabox on June 10th, 2010 12:24 pm

    Engi: Building a sentry! Buiding a sentry! Building a sentry! Building a sentry!
    Scout: Y'know, it would be nice if you also build a teleporter or a dispenser now and again…
    Engi: BUILDING A SENTRY!!
    Scout: Okay okay, I'll walk to the enemy base!

  4. BtEO on June 10th, 2010 4:25 pm

    Holy crap! tc_hydro getting some love?

  5. Leo058 on June 10th, 2010 4:56 pm

    "I built that… and that… and that… and that…"

  6. EphEphEcksIII on June 10th, 2010 5:53 pm

    Turretitis

  7. aimless_void on June 10th, 2010 6:26 pm

    Scout: Need a dispenser here!

    Engie: Sentry goin' up!

    Scout: Uh, no, y'see, I said we need a dis--

    Engie: Buildin' a Sentry!

    Scout: No, you dumbass, I said we need a--

    Engie: Sentry goin' up!

    Scout: Hey, are you deaf!? I said--

    Engie:Buildin' a Sentr--OH LORD, I CAN'T STOP!!

  8. tveye on June 10th, 2010 6:39 pm

    Hah!

  9. nobrain on June 10th, 2010 7:02 pm

    My only problem is that he built so many in one spot. Gawd, the days of shouting at noobs for building many sentries in one spot, and they never get it till a demoman or soldier blasts everything down.

    STOP BUILDING IN ONE SPOT *facepalm*

  10. Roflcopter419 on June 10th, 2010 7:07 pm

    Would've been better if it hadn't explained the joke.

  11. Link4all on June 10th, 2010 7:07 pm

    Why are medics trying to sap my turrets?

  12. Leo058 on June 10th, 2010 7:17 pm

    Michael J. Fox is a force-a-nature. Because of Parkinson's.
    It costs $400,000 to cure Michael J. Fox for twelve seconds. Because of Parkinson's.
    Michael J. Fox always misses the headshot. Because of Parkinson's.
    When firing a minigun, Michael J. Fox moves so fast he appears to become invisible. Because of Parkinson's.
    Michael J. Fox herded two of every animal onto a boat. Then he beat the crap out of each one. Because of Parkinson's.
    Michael J. Fox doesn't need Bonk! Energy Drinks. Because of Parkinson's.

  13. ShinesparkZero on June 10th, 2010 7:32 pm

    Scout's got a severe case of ADHD, Soldier's quite obviously got PTSD, Pyro's… a pyromaniac, Demoman is a raging alcoholic, Heavy has several imaginary friends, the Medic is a sociopath with a medical license, the Sniper's a crazed gunman, and the Spy likes to pretend he's other people. Now the Engineer's got Turrets; this team is putting the "Fun" in "Dysfunctional".

  14. Kevvo on June 10th, 2010 7:41 pm

    Actually, as per Turret's ERECTIN Syndrome, you DAGNABBIT constantly find SENTRY yourself talking RENTED MULE like an Engineer YIPPEE KAY YAY even when you don't SPAH want to.

  15. Xyxoz on June 10th, 2010 7:59 pm

    what about those over there by your room?

  16. Alpar on June 10th, 2010 8:36 pm

    Spy: Jackpot.

  17. Taiho on June 10th, 2010 8:46 pm

    This is great and all but maybe next time you should, I don't know, PUT THEM NEAR THE OBJECTIVE?!

    Also: Did anyone else think 'Used turret salesman' when they saw this? "This one's got real low milage, only used on sundays by a little old lady that took it to church!"

  18. combatbeaver on June 10th, 2010 5:24 pm

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    so THAT's why he had multiple sentries back then!

  19. AuraMaster on June 10th, 2010 10:54 pm

    That's not Tourettes. It's in the same family, but it's a separate disorder. I should know; I actually have Tourettes.

  20. BlueChameleon on June 10th, 2010 11:40 pm

    GOTTAM! GOTTAM! GOTTAM! GOTTAM!

  21. DrSexington on June 11th, 2010 12:42 am

    Looks like where gonna need an ubercharge

  22. JakeBondRoo on June 11th, 2010 1:28 am

    ….Earbuds

    That is all.

  23. Daifuku on June 10th, 2010 8:48 pm
  24. Marzen on June 11th, 2010 3:39 am

    LIVIN' IN A SPAH WONDERLAND!

  25. OmegaJunk on June 11th, 2010 4:48 am

    Looks like Engie got tired of waiting for his update lol!

  26. EggOnMaxx on June 11th, 2010 7:28 am

    Oh i see. Thanks for the update, now I know the difference ^_^ But what does Tourettes then actually do? Spastic movements or something?

  27. AuraMaster on June 11th, 2010 7:29 am

    ಠ_ಠ

    My grandfather died from Parkinson's, thank you.

    Seriously, can this entry offend me any more?

  28. Roflcopter419 on June 12th, 2010 4:30 am

    -1 troll here. Fix whatever you can.

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