He was diagnosed at an early age…
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pwned:
1a. A past term of "pwn"
1b. For example, see above.
…uncloaking spy behind the stairs -.-
Engi: Building a sentry! Buiding a sentry! Building a sentry! Building a sentry!
Scout: Y'know, it would be nice if you also build a teleporter or a dispenser now and again…
Engi: BUILDING A SENTRY!!
Scout: Okay okay, I'll walk to the enemy base!
Holy crap! tc_hydro getting some love?
"I built that… and that… and that… and that…"
Turretitis
Scout: Need a dispenser here!
Engie: Sentry goin' up!
Scout: Uh, no, y'see, I said we need a dis--
Engie: Buildin' a Sentry!
Scout: No, you dumbass, I said we need a--
Engie: Sentry goin' up!
Scout: Hey, are you deaf!? I said--
Engie:Buildin' a Sentr--OH LORD, I CAN'T STOP!!
Hah!
My only problem is that he built so many in one spot. Gawd, the days of shouting at noobs for building many sentries in one spot, and they never get it till a demoman or soldier blasts everything down.
STOP BUILDING IN ONE SPOT *facepalm*
Would've been better if it hadn't explained the joke.
Why are medics trying to sap my turrets?
"…And that… and that… and that… and that… and that… and that… and that… and that… and that… and that."
There. That should be all of them.
Michael J. Fox is a force-a-nature. Because of Parkinson's.
It costs $400,000 to cure Michael J. Fox for twelve seconds. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox always misses the headshot. Because of Parkinson's.
When firing a minigun, Michael J. Fox moves so fast he appears to become invisible. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox herded two of every animal onto a boat. Then he beat the crap out of each one. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox doesn't need Bonk! Energy Drinks. Because of Parkinson's.
Scout's got a severe case of ADHD, Soldier's quite obviously got PTSD, Pyro's… a pyromaniac, Demoman is a raging alcoholic, Heavy has several imaginary friends, the Medic is a sociopath with a medical license, the Sniper's a crazed gunman, and the Spy likes to pretend he's other people. Now the Engineer's got Turrets; this team is putting the "Fun" in "Dysfunctional".
Only in Garry's Mod.
Actually, as per Turret's ERECTIN Syndrome, you DAGNABBIT constantly find SENTRY yourself talking RENTED MULE like an Engineer YIPPEE KAY YAY even when you don't SPAH want to.
what about those over there by your room?
Spy: Jackpot.
This is great and all but maybe next time you should, I don't know, PUT THEM NEAR THE OBJECTIVE?!
Also: Did anyone else think 'Used turret salesman' when they saw this? "This one's got real low milage, only used on sundays by a little old lady that took it to church!"
You'll be brave and you'll unite us
Then you'll die of Sappingitis
Waitwait….I'm wrong…you have…Spycrabs.
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so THAT's why he had multiple sentries back then!
Heavy and Medic pills they cure all your ills
A thought it was
Scout ADHD
Soldier Paranoid delusions
Pyro Pyromania
Demo Depression
Heavy Schizophrenia
Engie Bonaparte syndrome
Sniper Antisocial disorder
Medic sadistic
Spy French
i smell trolls….
That's not Tourettes. It's in the same family, but it's a separate disorder. I should know; I actually have Tourettes.
Just as long as you have fever or the chills.
GOTTAM! GOTTAM! GOTTAM! GOTTAM!
The ROCKET LAWNCHAIR!!! near the end made me download that soundpack. :D
Looks like where gonna need an ubercharge
While I was not aware that you had Tourettes, I have read about the actual condition, not just the TV land version.
But if i acted realistic, there wouldn't be much of a joke…
No. It's not trolls. Nobrain was just complaining in the wrong places.
….Earbuds
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That is all.
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Uh, Jake? Now's not the best time…
-Dashed out- MILTANK -Dashed out- EARBUD RAGEEEEEEE?
+1 for L4D!
That last one says it all and scares me the most.
LIVIN' IN A SPAH WONDERLAND!
FRENCH TOAST!
*shoots*
Oh oui monsieur bonjour conquet?
Looks like Engie got tired of waiting for his update lol!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
Stop breaking my toast, I'm trying to have lunch here damnit!
True dat. I can't really find the difference between Tourettes and the FFFFF- disease. There is also this odd little thing called (literal translation) forced neurosis, in wich people have to repeat stuff a couple of times to feel relaxed, such as checking if your car door is locked twenty friggin' times… There lives someone in my street who has it.
And now the gayness of that clip is back into my brians… FFFFF-
but its so crunchy..
and you made none for me so there.
WAVE OF SHAME!!!!!
*hands toastie* now stuff it and eat! Because there's STILL no secret to toasting perfection!
Oh i see. Thanks for the update, now I know the difference ^_^ But what does Tourettes then actually do? Spastic movements or something?
ಠ_ಠ
My grandfather died from Parkinson's, thank you.
Seriously, can this entry offend me any more?
There's still that dial on the side, and you make your selection. Turn to the light or the dark and then, if it pops too soon YOU FIND A NEW GOD.
First he serious'd.
He never lol'd.
Holy carp. You seem to be going the wrong way for redemption.
because Halolz is srs bizns.
Seriously, WHY are you people -1ing him? Because he has a negative E-Peen? Is this what Halolz is being turned into?
Is a reversed e-peen an e-vag?
Spy -> Multiple Personality disorder.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Touret…
GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
and the ones at the enemy spawn point.
Somehow, you got those there.
No. E-Gina.
Then E-Peen should be called E-Nis, too.
Thanks for the support, but don't worry It's ok Alpar. Very few online e-peen communities are kind to newer commentators. Don't worry they can't keep me down!
-1 troll here. Fix whatever you can.
U MAD?
Truly, 'tis a sad day when a man's comments are pre-judged solely by the size of his e-peen!!
Of course bro-ham….
Definitely lots of tics. Those random movements can be a pain in the ass sometimes, especially when it makes my whole body spasm. Tourette's is pretty much classified as randomly cursing because of South Park, but coprolalia'susually only associated with severe cases.
Also, this picture = win.
I am the spy, gentlemen, and I am taking lives.
Can I be Boss Hogg?