TURRETS SYNDROME

He was diagnosed at an early age…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 10, 2010 · 11:51 AM 
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  1. Paulrus-Keaton? on June 10th, 2010 12:08 pm

    define
    pwned:

    1a. A past term of "pwn"
    1b. For example, see above.

  2. dimomarg on June 10th, 2010 4:15 pm

    …uncloaking spy behind the stairs -.-

  3. Fhantinabox on June 10th, 2010 12:24 pm

    Engi: Building a sentry! Buiding a sentry! Building a sentry! Building a sentry!
    Scout: Y'know, it would be nice if you also build a teleporter or a dispenser now and again…
    Engi: BUILDING A SENTRY!!
    Scout: Okay okay, I'll walk to the enemy base!

  4. BtEO on June 10th, 2010 4:25 pm

    Holy crap! tc_hydro getting some love?

  5. Leo058 on June 10th, 2010 4:56 pm

    "I built that… and that… and that… and that…"

  6. EphEphEcksIII on June 10th, 2010 5:53 pm

    Turretitis

  7. aimless_void on June 10th, 2010 6:26 pm

    Scout: Need a dispenser here!

    Engie: Sentry goin' up!

    Scout: Uh, no, y'see, I said we need a dis--

    Engie: Buildin' a Sentry!

    Scout: No, you dumbass, I said we need a--

    Engie: Sentry goin' up!

    Scout: Hey, are you deaf!? I said--

    Engie:Buildin' a Sentr--OH LORD, I CAN'T STOP!!

  8. tveye on June 10th, 2010 6:39 pm

    Hah!

  9. nobrain on June 10th, 2010 7:02 pm

    My only problem is that he built so many in one spot. Gawd, the days of shouting at noobs for building many sentries in one spot, and they never get it till a demoman or soldier blasts everything down.

    STOP BUILDING IN ONE SPOT *facepalm*

  10. Roflcopter419 on June 10th, 2010 7:07 pm

    Would've been better if it hadn't explained the joke.

  11. Link4all on June 10th, 2010 7:07 pm

    Why are medics trying to sap my turrets?

  12. Leo058 on June 10th, 2010 7:13 pm

    "…And that… and that… and that… and that… and that… and that… and that… and that… and that… and that."

    There. That should be all of them.

  13. Leo058 on June 10th, 2010 7:17 pm

    Michael J. Fox is a force-a-nature. Because of Parkinson's.
    It costs $400,000 to cure Michael J. Fox for twelve seconds. Because of Parkinson's.
    Michael J. Fox always misses the headshot. Because of Parkinson's.
    When firing a minigun, Michael J. Fox moves so fast he appears to become invisible. Because of Parkinson's.
    Michael J. Fox herded two of every animal onto a boat. Then he beat the crap out of each one. Because of Parkinson's.
    Michael J. Fox doesn't need Bonk! Energy Drinks. Because of Parkinson's.

  14. ShinesparkZero on June 10th, 2010 7:32 pm

    Scout's got a severe case of ADHD, Soldier's quite obviously got PTSD, Pyro's… a pyromaniac, Demoman is a raging alcoholic, Heavy has several imaginary friends, the Medic is a sociopath with a medical license, the Sniper's a crazed gunman, and the Spy likes to pretend he's other people. Now the Engineer's got Turrets; this team is putting the "Fun" in "Dysfunctional".

  15. A_R_ on June 10th, 2010 7:38 pm

    Only in Garry's Mod.

  16. Kevvo on June 10th, 2010 7:41 pm

    Actually, as per Turret's ERECTIN Syndrome, you DAGNABBIT constantly find SENTRY yourself talking RENTED MULE like an Engineer YIPPEE KAY YAY even when you don't SPAH want to.

  17. Xyxoz on June 10th, 2010 7:59 pm

    what about those over there by your room?

  18. Alpar on June 10th, 2010 8:36 pm

    Spy: Jackpot.

  19. Taiho on June 10th, 2010 8:46 pm

    This is great and all but maybe next time you should, I don't know, PUT THEM NEAR THE OBJECTIVE?!

    Also: Did anyone else think 'Used turret salesman' when they saw this? "This one's got real low milage, only used on sundays by a little old lady that took it to church!"

  20. Alpar on June 10th, 2010 9:06 pm

    You'll be brave and you'll unite us

    Then you'll die of Sappingitis

    Waitwait….I'm wrong…you have…Spycrabs.

  21. combatbeaver on June 10th, 2010 5:24 pm

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    so THAT's why he had multiple sentries back then!

  22. EphEphEcksIII on June 10th, 2010 9:26 pm

    Heavy and Medic pills they cure all your ills

  23. Doc_ock_rokc on June 10th, 2010 10:04 pm

    A thought it was
    Scout ADHD
    Soldier Paranoid delusions
    Pyro Pyromania
    Demo Depression
    Heavy Schizophrenia
    Engie Bonaparte syndrome
    Sniper Antisocial disorder
    Medic sadistic
    Spy French

  24. Aboithagameboi on June 10th, 2010 10:44 pm

    i smell trolls….

  25. AuraMaster on June 10th, 2010 10:54 pm

    That's not Tourettes. It's in the same family, but it's a separate disorder. I should know; I actually have Tourettes.

  26. Alpar on June 10th, 2010 11:21 pm

    Just as long as you have fever or the chills.

  27. BlueChameleon on June 10th, 2010 11:40 pm

    GOTTAM! GOTTAM! GOTTAM! GOTTAM!

  28. TheTopHatKid on June 11th, 2010 12:26 am

    The ROCKET LAWNCHAIR!!! near the end made me download that soundpack. :D

  29. DrSexington on June 11th, 2010 12:42 am

    Looks like where gonna need an ubercharge

  30. Caelun_Niveus on June 11th, 2010 1:01 am

    While I was not aware that you had Tourettes, I have read about the actual condition, not just the TV land version.

    But if i acted realistic, there wouldn't be much of a joke…

  31. Alpar on June 11th, 2010 1:16 am

    No. It's not trolls. Nobrain was just complaining in the wrong places.

  32. JakeBondRoo on June 11th, 2010 1:28 am

    ….Earbuds

    That is all.

  33. Daifuku on June 11th, 2010 1:44 am

    "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

  34. Alpar on June 11th, 2010 2:06 am

    Uh, Jake? Now's not the best time…

  35. JakeBondRoo on June 10th, 2010 11:12 pm

    -Dashed out- MILTANK -Dashed out- EARBUD RAGEEEEEEE?

    +1 for L4D!

  36. Marzen on June 11th, 2010 3:38 am

    That last one says it all and scares me the most.

  37. Marzen on June 11th, 2010 3:39 am

    LIVIN' IN A SPAH WONDERLAND!

  38. Ataeru on June 11th, 2010 3:41 am

    FRENCH TOAST!
    *shoots*

  39. Marzen on June 11th, 2010 3:47 am

    Oh oui monsieur bonjour conquet?

  40. OmegaJunk on June 11th, 2010 4:48 am

    Looks like Engie got tired of waiting for his update lol!

  41. dope92 on June 11th, 2010 4:49 am

    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

  42. EggOnMaxx on June 11th, 2010 5:54 am

    Stop breaking my toast, I'm trying to have lunch here damnit!

  43. EggOnMaxx on June 11th, 2010 5:57 am

    True dat. I can't really find the difference between Tourettes and the FFFFF- disease. There is also this odd little thing called (literal translation) forced neurosis, in wich people have to repeat stuff a couple of times to feel relaxed, such as checking if your car door is locked twenty friggin' times… There lives someone in my street who has it.

  44. EggOnMaxx on June 11th, 2010 6:00 am

    And now the gayness of that clip is back into my brians… FFFFF-

  45. dope92 on June 11th, 2010 7:25 am

    but its so crunchy..

    and you made none for me so there.

    WAVE OF SHAME!!!!!

  46. EggOnMaxx on June 11th, 2010 7:27 am

    *hands toastie* now stuff it and eat! Because there's STILL no secret to toasting perfection!

  47. EggOnMaxx on June 11th, 2010 7:28 am

    Oh i see. Thanks for the update, now I know the difference ^_^ But what does Tourettes then actually do? Spastic movements or something?

  48. AuraMaster on June 11th, 2010 7:29 am

    ಠ_ಠ

    My grandfather died from Parkinson's, thank you.

    Seriously, can this entry offend me any more?

  49. TheTopHatKid on June 11th, 2010 7:42 am

    There's still that dial on the side, and you make your selection. Turn to the light or the dark and then, if it pops too soon YOU FIND A NEW GOD.

  50. TheTopHatKid on June 11th, 2010 7:45 am

    First he serious'd.
    He never lol'd.

  51. TheTopHatKid on June 11th, 2010 7:47 am

    Holy carp. You seem to be going the wrong way for redemption.

  52. TheTopHatKid on June 11th, 2010 7:50 am

    because Halolz is srs bizns.

  53. Alpar on June 11th, 2010 10:49 am

    Seriously, WHY are you people -1ing him? Because he has a negative E-Peen? Is this what Halolz is being turned into?

  54. MiniNinja on June 11th, 2010 11:11 am

    Is a reversed e-peen an e-vag?

  55. harkonnen84 on June 11th, 2010 1:07 pm

    Spy -> Multiple Personality disorder.

  56. Caelun_Niveus on June 11th, 2010 9:14 am

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Touret

    GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  57. Miles on June 11th, 2010 1:58 pm

    and the ones at the enemy spawn point.
    Somehow, you got those there.

  58. Alpar on June 11th, 2010 2:55 pm

    No. E-Gina.

  59. MiniNinja on June 11th, 2010 8:52 pm

    Then E-Peen should be called E-Nis, too.

  60. OmegaJunk on June 11th, 2010 11:43 pm

    Thanks for the support, but don't worry It's ok Alpar. Very few online e-peen communities are kind to newer commentators. Don't worry they can't keep me down!

  61. Roflcopter419 on June 12th, 2010 4:30 am

    -1 troll here. Fix whatever you can.

  62. Xenomorph42Q on June 12th, 2010 6:15 am

    U MAD?

  63. Xenomorph42Q on June 12th, 2010 6:20 am

    Truly, 'tis a sad day when a man's comments are pre-judged solely by the size of his e-peen!!

  64. JakeBondRoo on June 12th, 2010 8:33 pm

    Of course bro-ham….

  65. SpartanJedi on June 13th, 2010 8:41 pm

    Definitely lots of tics. Those random movements can be a pain in the ass sometimes, especially when it makes my whole body spasm. Tourette's is pretty much classified as randomly cursing because of South Park, but coprolalia'susually only associated with severe cases.

    Also, this picture = win.

  66. AuraMaster on June 18th, 2010 7:53 am

    I am the spy, gentlemen, and I am taking lives.

  67. AuraMaster on June 18th, 2010 7:56 am

    Can I be Boss Hogg?

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