Looks like the Mushroom Kingdom’s eco-system isn’t fairing much better than our own.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 9, 2010 · 10:24 AM
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Is this how BP's trying to fix the spill?
No Way! I don't believe it!
Honestly, I just want to grab a fireflower and see what happens from there.
you should have a bunch of coins and question boxes attempting to plug up the pipe, which was basically plans A, B, C, and i think all the way through to N
Not even the best plumber on Earth was able to fix the problem. We're fucked
I just find it funny people are making such a stink about this when I learned of something just as bad that happened in the erf 50/60s or around that time. IE look up ‘Cuyahoga River Fires’ or just go to there I fixed it and search for ‘river’.
And if you want to see what an ocean on fire would look like; the river actually -caught- fire..
Bowser Petroleum?
Yep
That's what the oil spill's doing? Good. Cheep Cheeps and Bloopers are assholes.
Mario, you're a bit too late to fix it. Obama has already started on it and look at the wonderful results we have so far! Right?
…
…Right? ._.
Plug it up with goomba bodies!! It's our only chance!
Looks like BP's going belly up along with everything else.
And you thought Gooper Blooper made a mess.
BP: We're bringing oil to Mushroom Kingdom shores.
Some players aren't looking for anything logical, like winning the game. They can't be kicked, muted, banned, or griefed. Some players just want to watch World 2-2 burn.
Next time, remember to bring F.L.U.D.D
Did I sense a Sonic Adventure DX reference in those last two phrases?
Let's hope Dr. Mario has a cure for THAT.
…Which DOESN'T involve touching genitals.
So now we know how did that highly flammable spill got in the 2-2 XD
Good job everyone! Anyone got a light?
just like in real life.
he's finding out "who's ass to kick"
or a naruto ref in the last two words.
*sigh*
dammit BP what's next?
flooding our minds with your goopy shit?
Right after he finishes up cleaning isle Delfino and is exonerated from his toxic spill charges this happens.
Isle Delfino court: You just don’t when to quit do you?
Mario: FFFFFFFFFFFFF-
And now world 8 is ough of fuel for bill blasters and bomb-ombs
I thought I was quoting Wolf.
I thought you were quoting me.
Oilman was just lubing up for the princess.
World 0-0. The original Gulf Coast.
Looks like Mario's…
*sunglasses*
All outta time.
http://www.epiconeliner.com/
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
But FLUDD can't help against polluted waters!
I haven't even seen you.
dont worry im sure Mario can find another princess on Bourbon Street
actually, I think plan K was to nuke the pipe, plan L was to nuke the oceans, and plan M was this- http://www.halolz.com/2009/10/02/bullet-billpocal… … so…
well. let's just say your father never really was on your side.
Yep. With Peach last night in bed.
Hey, she asked for it.
Not like they were every useful anyway…
Where's Suicune when you need him?
Mm-hm.
Suicune was at Photo Op for the new Pokemon Cards.
On the way back, a trainer caught him.
Plan N was Nuke the whales right?
Brightly colored flames?
She begged for it as well.
Unfortunately, NekoKnight, The Courts of Isle Delfino have no authority in the Mushroom Kingdom!
Princess Peach however….
i c wut u did thar
No, that might attract trolls.
Maybe a Vacuum?
My father was a Blaziken.
Fiery water.
You sir, win.
And to top it off, I lost the game when I read that.
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Ewww. . .
Suicune: "Make sure you get my good side, and just the right amount of glow from this burning tower in the background"
Photographer: "Oh my God! A wild Suicune!!!"
Entei and Raikou were also there.
But nobody care about them cause they ain't OU
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
wait ….what?
*Gooper Blooper impreshun*
Yup, that's what she said.
Obama saves the day
A contained dividing by zero?
BREEDING, IT'S CLOSER THAN YOU THINK.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
indeed
OBJECTION!
This combo won't be broken!
That's right.
No, it can't be contained.
No, their too weak.
They'd be crushed by the weight of each other.
And I don't have enough candles to light for that many goombas
Come on, your freaked out by a male Blaziken and a female Lucario breeding, when Skittys and Wailords can breed?
You people are weird.
Whoa wait wait wait… Skitty as in cute little furry and Wailord as in big ass humpbackwhale? Biggest *BEEP* rip ever!
Oh I betchu I can! Gimme that. Omnomnomnom!
it can and it will so
TAKE THAT!
The we shall try green turtles, they walk off the edges anyway!
Dude, you just ate a division by zero.
Your gonna die.
On the bright side, your body will absorb it enough to signal Wolf so he can't let the division by zero kill us.
No, the shells will bounce off each other and kill everything else.
Try sending a spiny blue shell through the pipes.
Well, yeah.
Their in the same egg group.
See? I saaaaveeed the world!
Someone please pass me the brain bleach. Yes the extra concentrated variant, that one has a succes percentage of 12 right now…
Let's just plug it up with Bowser poop!
Nah.
Bowser needs permission from the Tetris God to poop
"take these laxatives and give me a LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEE PIIIIIIIEEEEEEECCCEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Soon we will combine every joke on the site!
Soon we will combine every joke on the site!
Glenn Beck needs to get admitted to Arkham. PERMANENTLY.
Was in another castle when this happened.
World: Woohoo.
But how?
If we try to combine Wolf and Falcon, that alone is like dividing by 0
And if we try to mix dividing by 0 with Wolf and Falcon, then……
It's impossible! We can't combine every single joke on Halolz!
That could destroy the internet! Women could control us and make us go into the kitchen! Real Kirby would be a game! Wolf would let us do that! Everything funny would be unfunny! Courage Kratos would be amazing! THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS NONEXISTANT!!!!!! O.o o.O (*has completely gone insane from the thought of combining all Halolz jokes*)
OBJECTION!
This combo can only be broken when the PS3 has games!
Then the Mushroom Kingdom became lawless, allowing such a tragic occurrence to occur.
But you died in the process EggOnMaxx!
*passes you*
Careful, it's experimental.
He can't blame the princess!
She was in another castle!
Hmmm the power of this suggestion…. I like it… I SHALL TRY TO MAKE A SUBMISSION THAT COMBINES EVERYTHING!