Daycare lady… you are a cold hearted bitch.
By Katie Tiedrich [Awkward Zombie]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 7, 2010 · 2:38 AM
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Wizard crab in panal 2.
That old couple puts the Mafia to shame.
How do pokemon level in the day care? I mean do they give them a load of rare candy or something?
You know, I don't think they tell you how. It just looks like they do yard work all day. . .
Looks like this daycare has still got…
-sunglasses-
a few bugs in its system.
And I thought the Parasect was the only Parasite here.
Ba-dum'tch
This is also another reason, why I don't use the Day Care System, and I just don't wanna.
At least she didn't nickname her Parasect anything awkward.
That wizard is a SPY!
and
panel*
Parasect has grown to level 31! Parasect has gone SUPER SAIYAN!
*bulge bulge twitch twitch*
Like what? What kind of Awkward name could you possibly give to a Para. . . Oh mah God. . .
Rare candy is for Magicarp and itty bitty Pokémen trainer!
Steroids is what the Daycare Center uses! OH YEAHHHH!!
What were those things that fell out of her pocket in the 4th panel? they look like Lottery Tokens, but they might be HMs/TMs.
I want his hat.
Now, you gonna pay up? Or does your Parasect have to have an unfortunate… "accident"?
Well, if this trainer were any GOOD she'd be able to afford that, rather than losing all her money to other trainers.
… it's a chick… ._.
Using the male character?
because no guy has EVER used a femlae character, in the history of any game ever?
She'd better pay up. Or somehow earn money without walking. Or never getting her Parasect back. Or using close combat on the daycare lady. I'd go with option 4.
You're preaching to the choir. Trust me on that one.
That does look like a guy, though. And Gold's outfit makes it even more convincing.
Bond villain Daycare Lady: If you don't pay up in the next 24 hours… we will transfer your little mushroom friend here to a college campus where they will take "good" care of it.
Egads!
That woman must be a spy in recession!
Where's the spontaneous hair growth?
Panel 2: what happens when you cross a Red Mage with a crab.
wait thats a she? cause ive seen a couple of this persons comics and i always thought it was a guy, from the way the artist portrayed himself/herself.
Nope, it's a girl alright, but I was too confused at the beggining
Daycare lady: We'll raise the pokemon, and raise the ransom to
ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
*pinky to mouth*
Lol, I think everyone is confused when they first met Awkwardzombie, I too thought she was a boy at first
But no…
nooooo…
Awesome Comic BTW
Yup, It's just leveling without actually leveling, if you know what i mean.
But… The face in panel 4…. it MUST be a guy!
What?! She doesn't even have 48,400 monies?! Smugleaf does not approve.
http://www.instantsfun.es/badumtss
But rejoyces about her pain nonetheless
Pfft, everyone knows it takes 3 episodes to go super saiyan.
YOU FORGOT THE GODAMN "YEEEEAAAAHHHHH"!!
FAIL.
That's, like, 48 bucks. Who knows how long she kept it in there for it to gain an ungodly amount of levels. How much would that cost in real life if I kept my dog at a vet for that long?
-1 troll! erectin' a dispenser!
Free health care ain't got nothin' on the daycares.
Pokemon trainer, I am disappoint. You should know by now that the only reason to use the Daycare center is to create genetic abominations by blending the DNA of normal pokemons with the genderless blob known as Ditto. FOR SCIENCE
One day, ONE DAY, I will have a pokemon that is a fusion of the two, and isnt a carbon copy of the non-Ditto pokemon. One day, I will play GOD
…ew…
wait…the daycare costs 100 per level…meaning at 48,300 Yen… THAT'S 483 F***ING LEVELS!!!!
And within your rage, you misspelled "Goddamn".
Calm yourself sir. This is just the internet.
It seems they have hit you as well *drops e-peen HoT*
She decided to buy a new HDTV and trick you into paying the bill
Your Chihuahua would turn into a Rootweiler, but since you don't have the badge to make it obey you, it'll most likely kill you
Erm, nevermind, 448 bucks. I didn't carry the 0 :D
But the Interwebs is srs.
Panel 7: Oh what you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?!
It was supposed to be a joke.
No hard feelings?
None at all. I thought I was joking too but I sometimes forget to add
/sarcasm
BUT OH WELL
How the heck does a pokemon even level up in the daycare? It just sits there!!!
KOOLAID MAN: *Breaks down door* OH YEAH!, STERIODS! *Shoots trainer in both knee caps and runs away*…
Sex, day care pokemon level up by having so much sex!
lol gratuitoussexjoke lol
…I can't think of one.
No no no.
It's an Anal Panel
A Panal, if you say so.
so the parasect was level -453 when it was put in…o.o
I'm having a hard time believing it's a girl. Especially just from panel 4 of this comic and the entirity of this one.
Is the lack of boobs thing a running joke or just an artist that doesn't know what females look like…despite being one herself?
Why make billions, when we could make….
*closeup*
Millions?! *pinky to mouth*
HP +9001
Attack +9001
Defense +9001
Sp. Attack +9001
Sp. Defense +9001
Speed +9001
Oh God, now I have that Poliwrath image coming to mind.
Don't make me call my hitmen!
Sorry, Hitmonchan.
maybe that's why people seem to use the daycare for pokemon they don't care about…
apparently, yeah math!
I don't blame you guys, I thought she was a dude through most of the comic, but theres the final panel of this, and this.
Actually, judging by L'Arachel (funny comic, BTW), the only thing that can really discern gender in her drawings is the hair and text… both of which are ambiguous in this comic.
Been there, done that.
Day Care is a genetic lab for Pokemon Trainer.
No hard feelings.
I mean…
I HAD hard feelings…IN her…
You're paying for convenience.
With your penis.
ಠ_ಠ
No.
No OVER 9000!!!!!!
…Crap.
Because billions= more money.
It's like this formula:
1. Raise Trainer's Pokemon
2. Hold the Pokemon Hostage
3. Charge obscene amounts of ransom for their return
4. ???
5. Profit.
Whoa!
Parasect just dominated OU tier and Ubers tierv with those stats!
Want some brain bleach?
I ordered a ton of the stuff for my voyages through the internets.
Why make millions, when we could make….
*closeup*
Thousands?! *Pinky to mouth*
Weren't we all? She must excel as a Spy in TF2…
Does the name 'Katie' sound masculine to you?
In fact, lemme help you with this.
…Did I just make it more confusing?
someone -1d you I helped
You didn't get the VG Cats reference.
Now go into your room with your Miltank and think about what you've done.
Quite
Only funny if you get Fire Emblem jokes.
We strayed again, didn't we?
Rare Candys out the ass
though i wonder if they make a profit off of the whole 100 per level, that would mean rare candies are dirt cheep
Actually, I just kinda remembered L'Arachel looking manly. Kinda weird how she could pull that off and still make her look somewhat right.
Much obliged.
Implied rape?
Why make money, when we could make….
Sex dolls?! *pinky to mouth*
Aaaaaand downgraded comment system. WHY?!
Why make sex dolls, when we could make?
*close up*
fan fictions?! *pinky to mouth*
if you bang her 10 times you get anal. It's like subway, only with sex
FOOTLONG
Why put our pinkys to our mouth when we could
*close up*
Put our index fingers our mouths!? *index to mouth*
Why put our index fingers to our mouths when we could
*close up
Put our hands to our mouths?! *nyoro~n*
Someone -1 you again, and Taco77… I help :D.
'Preciate it, doc.
how can feelings be "hard" anyw- oh lol.
Why put our hands to our mouths when we could
*close up*
Eat waffles with jam?! *om nom nom*
Why eat waffles with jam when we could. . .
*close Up*
C-c-c-c-c-combo Breaker!
You. You fucker you.
I lol'd so hard at that strip. It's the only one that just kept hammering the comedy into you.
NO DON'T PUT ME IN THERE WITH WHITNEY AND HER MILTANK.
SHE IS INTO SICK SHIT MAN
That's because the first two episodes are just them yelling for the entire 30 minutes.
Yet has cleared up a lot. To which, I thank Alpar.
But hair and text aside, I still really like the hat.
Fine. Then how about spending a time out in the Book of Gamelon?
i -- 1 people who get +1ed because they were -1ed and the people that +1 them
Can anyone help me?
I'm trapped in the daycare.
What have you got, Parasects? It'd be a shame if someone were to… set them on fire.
1 if you get the reference.
Why break the combo when we could
*Close Up*
Continue? *.44 magnum to head*
What the sence make?
Well at least it didn't go up OVER 9000 levels…
Or being married to a Witch
Of course they are… ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!
why continue you you could
*close up*
accept the combo break and do something else?
*hand on chin*
he is the ubermentch now
im coming with you on your voyage!
make room for the dope! and my stash
and where did this logic come from?
holy crap!
its a girl?
Well plaid, good sir.
agh! they got you again! +1!
maybe its just the art style that confused me? because even when there were girls in the comics clear as day they looked sort of the same as marth *the way this artist portrays him anyway*
wait….how do you get stuck in the day care?… do you mean your game glitched and you were using cheats and your stuck in the wall? or do you mean there's some sort of force keeping you from leaving, till you have your pokemon back with, maybe God/ Arceus is telling you to help these old folks to enable your freedom! Maybe the very world will be torn apart the day you leave your pokemon alone and you know this in some way so your character refuses to move! Or maybe I've been rambling on and on just to be annoying. Who knows man… who knows…
I <3 mage crabs.
No, I'm a Lucario
I'm being held hostage….
and I leveled up to level 100…. from 2.
God help me before I become level 9001.
Well, I guess that's where the Awkward part of Awkward zombie comes from.
But where does the zombie part come from?
Because they're cool. Duh.
Da interwebs is srz bzns indeed!
Shh… lights out ;)
Wich one was it again? I don't feel like searching them all over the place.
Why do something else when we have
*fade in*
a sh*tload of sh*t in a bowl. Cuz that's what ur game is.
*fade out hides obscene hand sign*
A shit of load.
Huzzah, calculations beyond my understanding!
He can now start his own official sect!
Ooh ooh take me with you, I have an unlimited supply of chocolate because I found a golden ticket thingy!
I'm halping!
Yeah, but marth is… special. NO I DID NOT SAY GAY.
Mind crabs it is then.
Cheap cheap beach economy.
Main export product: rare candies.
You don't want to know, a raccoon's brain is beyond imagining.
How about Awkward Zombie Pirate Ninjas?
I'm pretty sure you mean
*close up*
THE game. *obscene hand sign not obscured by fade out*
Oh I see what u did thar! Yay us for 69, at last!
She never really was on our side.
Great, now we need a girl, a lawyer, and monies.
Wait… a pirate…and a ninja? Isn't that like dividing by zer-
O SHI-
blame your trainer for not training you himself… and not having enough money to get you back!, also wait a second, DIDN'T YOU ONLY HAVE 1 E-Peen Yesterday?!
Yeah. I did.
And I'm owned by teh Halolz.
I think she is.
That Parasect must have been speshul to her.
http://www.instantsfun.es/nooo
Don't worry, CDiGanon.
I will go and see if I can kill Whitney's Miltank in your name.
Eh, not so surprising. After all, pirates and ninjas ARE equal.
Took him a while.
<___>
The one about Leo insulting Aeris' mom and she goes back in time. The one right before he "got better" from being killed before birth.
but…but… how? Im confused as to how in a few hours you went 49 points up
I don't know about the first two but I have plenty of moniezz. Ganon pays me well to keep quiet about some of the things he hires us ReDeads to do to him . . .
It isn't that hard. I hit around 60 E-peen on my second day.
Maybe we've been blessed by the Falcon.
She'd have to use AR.
It's the only hway.
Looks like Alpar saved our lives from massive destruction.
http://www.instantsfun.es/victoryff
I don't know about that. After I hit 69 E-peen it's been months since it's actually moved upwards. And I have quite a few Posts with plenty of +1's that should be raising it
Havent reached 69 yet…
Hey, I'm a lawyer. That's what we do….when you're from Phoenix Wright anyway.
You'll get there. I have faith in yo- No, No I don't have faith in you. My bad.
Oh…. ok….. I'll just….. go…. and….. and……
*goes crying in a corner*
I know.
I'm a prosecutor.
And I look forward to facing you in court one day.
Seeya later in court, Edgeworth…
dont worry i have faith in you (pokes the thumbs up button) but im annoyed mine didnt go up that fast :(
482* you are forgetting the initial 100 yen fee :P
My bad -452, forgot the 100 yen starting fee
I just totally got this ad covering the comic http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm315/Ankdedda…
oh, right…So that'd be…482 F***ING LEVELS!!!!
Better?
yeah, don't worry i made the same mistake XD
How about we end this chain here before we have another "Reach Falcon" Contest
But…
CALL ON RULE 30:
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET.
RULE 29:
ON THE INTERNET, ALL GIRLS ARE MEN AND ALL KIDS ARE UNDERCOVER FBI-AGENTS.
There.
Looks like the daycare lady….
*Shades*
….Is a cold hearted bitch.
YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
It's actually Pokedollars. [/nerd]
The Pokedollars symbol is the Yen. That's why things seem so expensive when compared to American life, because in Japan, a lemonade costing 300 Yen is actually like saying lemonade is about $2.50 in the US. The Japanese use Yen, outside monetary trivia, hence the currency in the game. (bigger nerd)
It grew 483 levels? Either that, or your maths off.