MARIO BROS BEFORE HOES

Yeah, princesses are alright, but true bros have to stick together.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 28, 2010 · 3:13 AM 
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55 Responses to “MARIO BROS BEFORE HOES”

  1. GullibleGregory on May 28th, 2010 3:21 am

    Plumber Pound!

  2. Fhantinabox on May 28th, 2010 7:32 am

    Luigi: I LOVE STOMPING GOOMBAS!!!
    Mario: AND I LOVE PRINCESS PEACH!!
    Luigi: *confused look*
    Mario: ..Errr… I love…Oh nevermind, I love the princess, there I said it!!

  3. Last on May 28th, 2010 8:00 am

    wonder twin powers activate!

  4. BoxeyBrown on May 28th, 2010 8:14 am

    that is, until the mission is over…

    Then Mario is totally going to abandon you Luigi, just like he does every time. Get out before he does it again!

  5. stork on May 28th, 2010 4:17 am

    sure you say that now but the moment peach needs something like being saved its so long bros before hoes and hello to a lonely Luigi sitting home alone

  6. A_R_ on May 28th, 2010 8:47 am

    Super Mario Broforce

  7. A_R_ on May 28th, 2010 8:49 am

    -What did you say, J.R.?
    -I said i love… Halolz! I love Halolz!

  8. L3re7z on May 28th, 2010 8:53 am

    BROFIST YEEEEAAAAHHH!

  9. combatbeaver on May 28th, 2010 8:59 am

    brother? i never knew Mario had a brother! what was his name again?…

  10. Fhantinabox on May 28th, 2010 10:11 am

    That was actually my aim, but my joke died while I pressed submit…

  11. A_R_ on May 28th, 2010 10:54 am

    It's cool though, brah. Because we've got the website of the f**king year here.

  12. Leo058 on May 28th, 2010 7:38 am

    After they made contact, no one paid any attention to Mario ever again…

  13. Fhantinabox on May 28th, 2010 12:00 pm

    Duuude, hit me some skin brah!

  14. MercenaryBlue on May 28th, 2010 1:14 pm

    And thats when Luigi gets to punch you in the face.

  15. MercenaryBlue on May 28th, 2010 1:16 pm

    Sarvesh cancel web-browsing, interrupted by mustache.

  16. CJ47 on May 28th, 2010 9:21 am

    finally some love for WEEGEE!

  17. MrRaccoon on May 28th, 2010 1:24 pm

    You beat me to it XD

  18. MrRaccoon on May 28th, 2010 1:34 pm

    The power of the 'stache!

  19. MrRaccoon on May 28th, 2010 1:35 pm

    It's a-Mario Brofist!

  20. ArmyOfMidgets on May 28th, 2010 2:00 pm

    CSI miami….

    *shades*

    Joke.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

  21. JakeBondRoo on May 28th, 2010 2:30 pm

    Still….NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TO WEEGEE!!!

  22. MasqueNoMercy on May 28th, 2010 2:32 pm

    ya know luigi… that "bros before hos" thing only goes one way for you… when has mario ever helped you save your girl? never. would he help you if she ever got kidnapped? no. youre too loyal for your own good

  23. dope92 on May 28th, 2010 3:08 pm

    DAMN!

    I WAS SO THINKIN THAT.

    u win this round….

  24. AuraMaster on May 28th, 2010 3:16 pm

    CRY SOME MOOOOOOORE!

  25. TehVortex on May 28th, 2010 3:17 pm
  26. AuraMaster on May 28th, 2010 3:18 pm

    He'll have to find something else to do with that clenched fist while he's there.

  27. AuraMaster on May 28th, 2010 3:19 pm

    How is Mario making physical contact with the air in front of him?

  28. Gamage on May 28th, 2010 3:49 pm

    Luigi: I love you bro!
    Mario: O_O
    Luigi: O_O
    Mario: uh…what'd you say?
    Luigi: I said I love…mario64
    Mario:Dude…righteous. hit me some skin!

  29. AuraMaster on May 28th, 2010 4:35 pm

    I see what you did there.

  30. A_R_ on May 28th, 2010 5:33 pm

    BROFORCE!

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  31. A_R_ on May 28th, 2010 5:36 pm

    POW! Right in the kisser.

  32. combatbeaver on May 28th, 2010 6:26 pm

    DUDE ARE YOU BLIND? it's OBVIOUS that he is brofisting Wario!….who for some reason decided to wear green!

  33. combatbeaver on May 28th, 2010 6:27 pm

    Who?

  34. Alpar on May 28th, 2010 7:19 pm

    I'm sure that's Waluigi. Wario's too obese…

  35. Alpar on May 28th, 2010 7:20 pm

    Hey Mario, haven't you ever heard?

    Chicks before dicks?

  36. combatbeaver on May 28th, 2010 7:25 pm

    Wawho?

  37. Daifuku on May 28th, 2010 7:26 pm

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    That is all.

  38. AuraMaster on May 28th, 2010 7:37 pm

    What are you cheering for? We still have a conundrum to resolve.

  39. Link4all on May 28th, 2010 7:51 pm


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  40. AuraMaster on May 28th, 2010 9:03 pm

    Broshi!

  41. AuraMaster on May 28th, 2010 9:07 pm

    +1 for Boondocks reference

  42. PotatoClock on May 28th, 2010 9:32 pm

    Luigi has: a vacuum(..?) a fireball that doesn't bounce (lame) and jumps that are to hard to predict and you always end up dieing. Woohoo.

    Mario has: A god damn water powered, jet pack, rocket back pack thing! A fucking ball of bouncing fire. An addiction to shrooms (all the cool kids do it.) And like, eight side kicks (including Luigi)

    Why does he put up with not paying attention to weegee?

  43. BlueChameleon on May 28th, 2010 10:41 pm

    FALCON BROFIST!
    *double KO*

  44. Songseer on May 28th, 2010 6:50 pm

    Looks like the whole Peach thing won't be getting between them…

  45. spaghettiweegee on May 29th, 2010 4:08 am

    Unfortunately, since nobody pays attention to Weegee, he doesn't feel a thing.

  46. spaghettiweegee on May 29th, 2010 4:11 am

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  47. TheTopHatKid on May 29th, 2010 5:05 pm

    win.

  48. MasterLuigi452 on May 30th, 2010 2:11 am

    Damn my Seattle trip…
    It ruined my entire idea of new comments!!

  49. MasterLuigi452 on May 30th, 2010 2:12 am

    In other words, Mario has Weegeefied.

  50. Leo058 on May 30th, 2010 9:42 pm

    Call Daisy?

  51. AuraMaster on May 31st, 2010 3:15 pm

    I was thinking more along the lines of cleaning something. Polishing, to be specific.

  52. Miles on June 3rd, 2010 11:14 am

    But brotherly love is real….
    As long as it's not homo incest. That is a myth.

  53. Miles on June 3rd, 2010 11:15 am

    Isn't it obvious? Mario is obviously making physicial contact with his imaginary friend.

  54. Miles on June 4th, 2010 10:19 am

    I always thought that it was koopa football players.

  55. tmotom on July 19th, 2010 4:02 pm

    Mario: Luigi! What the fuck!?
    Luigi: What?
    Mario: Your not supposed to save the princess!!!!!
    Luigi: You've had like 400 games to save her! It's MY turn!!!!!

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