MARIO BROS BEFORE HOES

Yeah, princesses are alright, but true bros have to stick together.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 28, 2010 · 3:13 AM 
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56 Responses to “MARIO BROS BEFORE HOES”

  1. BoxeyBrown on May 28th, 2010 3:14 am

    that is, until the mission is over…

    Then Mario is totally going to abandon you Luigi, just like he does every time. Get out before he does it again!

  2. GullibleGregory on May 28th, 2010 3:21 am

    Plumber Pound!

  3. Fhantinabox on May 28th, 2010 7:32 am

    Luigi: I LOVE STOMPING GOOMBAS!!!
    Mario: AND I LOVE PRINCESS PEACH!!
    Luigi: *confused look*
    Mario: ..Errr… I love…Oh nevermind, I love the princess, there I said it!!

  4. Last on May 28th, 2010 8:00 am

    wonder twin powers activate!

  5. stork on May 28th, 2010 4:17 am

    sure you say that now but the moment peach needs something like being saved its so long bros before hoes and hello to a lonely Luigi sitting home alone

  6. A_R_ on May 28th, 2010 8:47 am

    Super Mario Broforce

  7. L3re7z on May 28th, 2010 8:53 am

    BROFIST YEEEEAAAAHHH!

  8. combatbeaver on May 28th, 2010 8:59 am

    brother? i never knew Mario had a brother! what was his name again?…

  9. Leo058 on May 28th, 2010 7:38 am

    After they made contact, no one paid any attention to Mario ever again…

  10. Nick Soapdish on May 28th, 2010 8:16 am
  11. CJ47 on May 28th, 2010 9:21 am

    finally some love for WEEGEE!

  12. MrRaccoon on May 28th, 2010 1:24 pm

    You beat me to it XD

  13. MrRaccoon on May 28th, 2010 1:35 pm

    It's a-Mario Brofist!

  14. ArmyOfMidgets on May 28th, 2010 2:00 pm

    CSI miami….

    *shades*

    Joke.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

  15. JakeBondRoo on May 28th, 2010 2:30 pm

    Still….NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TO WEEGEE!!!

  16. MasqueNoMercy on May 28th, 2010 2:32 pm

    ya know luigi… that "bros before hos" thing only goes one way for you… when has mario ever helped you save your girl? never. would he help you if she ever got kidnapped? no. youre too loyal for your own good

  17. AuraMaster on May 28th, 2010 3:16 pm

    CRY SOME MOOOOOOORE!

  18. TehVortex on May 28th, 2010 3:17 pm
  19. AuraMaster on May 28th, 2010 3:19 pm

    How is Mario making physical contact with the air in front of him?

  20. Gamage on May 28th, 2010 3:49 pm

    Luigi: I love you bro!
    Mario: O_O
    Luigi: O_O
    Mario: uh…what'd you say?
    Luigi: I said I love…mario64
    Mario:Dude…righteous. hit me some skin!

  21. AuraMaster on May 28th, 2010 4:35 pm

    I see what you did there.

  22. Alpar on May 28th, 2010 7:20 pm

    Hey Mario, haven't you ever heard?

    Chicks before dicks?

  23. Daifuku on May 28th, 2010 2:26 pm

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    That is all.

  24. PotatoClock on May 28th, 2010 9:32 pm

    Luigi has: a vacuum(..?) a fireball that doesn't bounce (lame) and jumps that are to hard to predict and you always end up dieing. Woohoo.

    Mario has: A god damn water powered, jet pack, rocket back pack thing! A fucking ball of bouncing fire. An addiction to shrooms (all the cool kids do it.) And like, eight side kicks (including Luigi)

    Why does he put up with not paying attention to weegee?

  25. BlueChameleon on May 28th, 2010 10:41 pm

    FALCON BROFIST!
    *double KO*

  26. Songseer on May 28th, 2010 6:50 pm

    Looks like the whole Peach thing won't be getting between them…

  27. TheTopHatKid on May 29th, 2010 5:05 pm

    win.

  28. tmotom on July 19th, 2010 4:02 pm

    Mario: Luigi! What the fuck!?
    Luigi: What?
    Mario: Your not supposed to save the princess!!!!!
    Luigi: You've had like 400 games to save her! It's MY turn!!!!!

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