Yeah, princesses are alright, but true bros have to stick together.
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Plumber Pound!
Luigi: I LOVE STOMPING GOOMBAS!!!
Mario: AND I LOVE PRINCESS PEACH!!
Luigi: *confused look*
Mario: ..Errr… I love…Oh nevermind, I love the princess, there I said it!!
wonder twin powers activate!
that is, until the mission is over…
Then Mario is totally going to abandon you Luigi, just like he does every time. Get out before he does it again!
sure you say that now but the moment peach needs something like being saved its so long bros before hoes and hello to a lonely Luigi sitting home alone
Super Mario Broforce
-What did you say, J.R.?
-I said i love… Halolz! I love Halolz!
BROFIST YEEEEAAAAHHH!
brother? i never knew Mario had a brother! what was his name again?…
That was actually my aim, but my joke died while I pressed submit…
It's cool though, brah. Because we've got the website of the f**king year here.
After they made contact, no one paid any attention to Mario ever again…
Duuude, hit me some skin brah!
And thats when Luigi gets to punch you in the face.
Sarvesh cancel web-browsing, interrupted by mustache.
finally some love for WEEGEE!
You beat me to it XD
The power of the 'stache!
It's a-Mario Brofist!
CSI miami….
*shades*
Joke.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
Still….NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TO WEEGEE!!!
ya know luigi… that "bros before hos" thing only goes one way for you… when has mario ever helped you save your girl? never. would he help you if she ever got kidnapped? no. youre too loyal for your own good
DAMN!
I WAS SO THINKIN THAT.
u win this round….
CRY SOME MOOOOOOORE!
Five minutes later, this was seen happening…
He'll have to find something else to do with that clenched fist while he's there.
How is Mario making physical contact with the air in front of him?
Luigi: I love you bro!
Mario: O_O
Luigi: O_O
Mario: uh…what'd you say?
Luigi: I said I love…mario64
Mario:Dude…righteous. hit me some skin!
I see what you did there.
BROFORCE!
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POW! Right in the kisser.
DUDE ARE YOU BLIND? it's OBVIOUS that he is brofisting Wario!….who for some reason decided to wear green!
Who?
I'm sure that's Waluigi. Wario's too obese…
Hey Mario, haven't you ever heard?
Chicks before dicks?
Wawho?
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That is all.
What are you cheering for? We still have a conundrum to resolve.
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Broshi!
+1 for Boondocks reference
Luigi has: a vacuum(..?) a fireball that doesn't bounce (lame) and jumps that are to hard to predict and you always end up dieing. Woohoo.
Mario has: A god damn water powered, jet pack, rocket back pack thing! A fucking ball of bouncing fire. An addiction to shrooms (all the cool kids do it.) And like, eight side kicks (including Luigi)
Why does he put up with not paying attention to weegee?
FALCON BROFIST!
*double KO*
Looks like the whole Peach thing won't be getting between them…
Unfortunately, since nobody pays attention to Weegee, he doesn't feel a thing.
Actually…
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win.
Damn my Seattle trip…
It ruined my entire idea of new comments!!
In other words, Mario has Weegeefied.
Call Daisy?
I was thinking more along the lines of cleaning something. Polishing, to be specific.
But brotherly love is real….
As long as it's not homo incest. That is a myth.
Isn't it obvious? Mario is obviously making physicial contact with his imaginary friend.
I always thought that it was koopa football players.
Mario: Luigi! What the fuck!?
Luigi: What?
Mario: Your not supposed to save the princess!!!!!
Luigi: You've had like 400 games to save her! It's MY turn!!!!!