Looks like the Scout isn’t the only one to reach Bankai!
By dimomarg
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Just wait until he casts kido 666: Ka Boom.
Bankai is rare
Everyone has one!
It will be an epic battle when he faces off with the scout
So, Scout's Bankai was like Byakuya's and Demo's is like Renji's… I wonder who has one like Ichigo?
Meh, it's not that strong. Just shoot any of the stickies and the whole chain comes apart.
the heavy? he has the biggest weapon… his bankai makes sasha turn into a black pistol
think about it… it works :-P
That's working in reverse… either that or you're thinking of the ultimate sniper upgrade as a Bankai.
ichigos is the only bankai that gets smaller instead of larger than its previous form… and when he first got his sword in like the first or second episode rukia remarked how large it was *giggle * snicker*
then there were like 3 stuffed animals and the monsters all got stronger and something about vampires… when all that happened i raised up my arms and yelled DONE!
nah, the heavy needs something like Ikkaku's. Or maybe the sniper does. Whatever, if any good ideas reach the comments I may make em
"BANKAI! SASHA ZENGETSU!"
(After ensuing pyrotechnics, Heavy is standing with awesome-er gun)
"It is good day to be Giant Death God!"
Why do I have the awful feeling that his eyepatch is a lot like Kenpachi's? Ie, pray he never removes it.
my ideas arent good? so hurtful dimomarg… whomever you are…
I never said it was a bad Idea
Well…now that you mention it… His eyes DO GLOW when he is using the eyelander…O_O
the eyelander is the shikai form of the bottle!
The demoman should get an Ichigo-like bankai, since he has that huge sword.
The heavy should get a huge spiked ball&chain, since he's fat like Omaeda.
The scout is actually a better match with Byakuya than he originally seemed, considering they both focus on speed and a large number of projectiles.
The engineer should have that huge suit of armor bankai that the furry gets, since they both basically sit back and watch once they go all out.
The spy should get soifon's shikai since they share the same stealthy philosophy in combat. He could also fit well with Barragan's ressurection form and his decaying breath.
The soldier probably goes best with esparda no.1, considering how cero happy he is.
The pyro is OBVIOUSLY Yamamoto.
Once again, it's obvious who the medic is: Unohana.
Sorry for matching all the classes up with Bleach characters…Once I matched the demo with ichigo I couldn't stop.
"That Aizen is a bloody Spy!"
ALTERNATE PUNCHLINE:
"The Spy's a bloody Hollow!"
This is an awesome idea. Every class should get a Bankai-style attack to use during Humiliation (wouldn't want it to break the game). Engineer could get a giant robot, Pyro's flamethrower could turn into a dragon, etc.
DO NOT DETONATE THEM. It will break the game.
BOOMKAI!
By the way, everyone just lost The Game thanks to you.
from the looks of this i beleive that the scout might win http://acrazymonke.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2miz…
…Nope. Eyelander and Targe are still worse.
because crap filler is crap?
I put the Medic more like, Hanataro, with the way healing charges Ubers, and how Hisagomaru charges all healing it does into one big attack.
Granted, the idea of Hana having a Bankai is amusing at best
Eye, eye, eye!
Back in the soul society arc they said he didn't even have a sword…
Yeah, that part was filler. just skip it.
well, isn't it always in a scalpel form though, never truly a 'sword'.
Not to mention, haven't a few characters taken offense at their zanpaktou's being called 'swords'? or am I just looking to complicate things?
*Warning: Nerd Monologue* Actually, if you remember the little filler bits on the blank pages between the chapters, Kon takes over Hana's body and goes to the Soul Society. It then shows that Hana's normal shikai heals a person instead of cutting them, and stores the wounds then releases them into an attack, and turns it into a scalpel. Then Kenpachi insists on fighting him. Hiliarity ensues. *Monologue over*
Erm, and that's relevant… How?
Found this. It shows that it starts as a sword, then becomes a scalpel at full power. rel="nofollow">
ok, forgot about that(filler though it be)
of course, for how often he uses the damn thing anyway
Dammit, Tousen! You're supposed to be blind!
I think it is supposed to mean "ITS A TRAP"… Where is the trap?
My God…An exploding Backburner? That'll be hard to defeat, when backed up by Kritz Medic…
IT'S A TRAP!
I was going to make a witty comment about the -- troll, but screw it, +1's all around!
FRACK!
I hope it shoots fire too!
Baboon Bomb Cannon!
Doesnt nned to be. look at my e-peen. Also the submission reminds me of a monster from a children's card game.
Can't you tell by color alone?! Geez!
They both have white sleeved shirts
KaiBOOOOM!
"Well if I was a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be raping you with my Bankai now would I?!"
Orly? I thought the Spy was always pretty solid. He seems to gib very well.
Still better than Captain Furry’s. Being a giant is just a bigger target for the worf effect. Or dare I say it, woof effect.
I tend to prefer my lolz to be relevant, thank you very much.
http://www.zeldadungeon.net/Zelda05/Enemies/Tailp… dosent this remind you of this?
I believe it has something to do with the fact that one of the Bounts in Bleach uses a card game as his weapon… But I just love the face
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+1 for remembering Zelda enemies.
That'd be nice, sure. IF IT DIDNT ALREADY SHOOT CRITROCKETS /,,/( >π<) /,,/
The trap is on the table behind him. Don't see it? That's because THE MAGAZINE IZ A SPY ^(>∩ <)^
I see him now, on the computer, to the right of his face! A SPY!
OU!! NERF NERF!!!! >O
The Eyelander's fine its all the targe mate.
And his deck! And that guy next to him! and the table the deck spy is on! and the picture! And the SANVICH! AND THE *Head explodes*
well i DO have a master sword
what a sad child.
If you give it to me you get this crudely drawn Triforce of power.
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how about a better hat that,the green guy wear you know his name starts with an L …. Leo i thinks thats his name
Dont lie to me
Bitch, i run a Jinzo deck your trap is negated! >O
im not into liveing swords
IN AMERICA!
SO MANY SPIES ON ZIS TEAM!
If he wasn't so much of a wimp, he might be really powerful. I mean, having the power to heal wounds of your allies and using those wounds as energy to attack is an interesting, if not amazing Zanpakutou. It can store some pretty immense power. target="_blank">
If these were in game during a humiliation round, does anyone see the pyro blowing this thing up with his taunt while doing a Domon impression?
“Then I’ll use, THIS MOVE!”
finally!
the lord has graced us with his presence!
correct these illiterate fools!
how bout dis one?
It could do both. and also shoot fully charged, $200 custom-tooled arrows at 10,000 shots per minute. AT THE SAME TIME O_O
It looks more like Renjis bankai, not Hitsugayas :/ Kewl one though!
Man, the new Demoman update looks awesome!
And 5 Snipers, with no Medics.
We have a bad team.
The snipers are spies too.
target="_blank"> Meh, not exactly very good distance in my opinion.
bankais to be made:
spy -- Aizen's
medic -- the wierd baby/caterpillar thing
only ones i can think of so far
You know what? On second thought, its not his eyepatch you should be afraid of. Its his codpiece.
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Demoman:yes this is interesting, let's have some fun! *raises his crotch armor*
e_o
I get the reference, but i don't know why it's being used here. How is Bankai a trap?…why am I -1'd?
Sniper has to be Uryu even though he doesn't have a bankai.
What is that suposed to be?