The bigger they are… the harder they are to look at (because their pixels are all blown up).
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 27, 2010 · 4:32 PM
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Categories: Arcade, Growth Spurt, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Nintendo, Retro, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Tips & Tricks, Weak Points, Wii · Leave a comment (95 Comments) |
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I guess it would be easier to hit the weak point if you can control the missile's path…
No, stop! They can apparently be bred with Spycrabs! Let them live! Live I say!
After that, spies learned how to walk like crabs and stab weak points for massive damage.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING WEAK POINT?!
Snake: "Crab Battle"
It looks like that crab is about…
*shades*
to get POWned
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
*SMB3 reference*
Let's just hope this Snake doesn't Crabs
NEVER! They're a bunch of cross-bred freakish abominations of nature! They must be destroyed with fire!
Man, the troll was early today, good for him
I fix!
-1 troll again?
I declare war!
The weak pont is always marked in red! Everyone kno….Oh…Well, you're on your own here dude! *runs*
Giant Enemy Spy Crab. Spycheck its weak point for massive rage.
Imbecile! You're destroying such a beautiful piece of nature! I won't let you kill them!
….POW!
*Kills you*
HAHA!
Do I SPY a reference about a CRAB battle?
what if the crab doesn't have weak points?
FWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
I bet this crab fell out of Peach's dress.
Actually, it's a Mario Bros. reference. Which makes it doubly funny because that's where the crab is from.
Just throwing that out there.
In Metal Gear Solid 5, Snake travels back to Ancient Japan! This battle actually took place there, so I hear.
Snake is currently looking for a cure for crabs, please donate to help snake on this mission
Don't you mean troll and tiny baby troll vs. Halolzers?
Derp I killed tha joke.
I'm calling a troll hunt! Get your ban-rifles and hunting dogs and follow me!
Did you just use crabs as a verb?
Later, on the Mario Circuit stage….
RIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEER!!
*Grabs troll killing mech armor*
I was thinking the same thing.
Fun fact: I used to own a Mario Bros. arcade game.
In the butt.
More like "Tiny Ally Snake"
*equips troolsebane*
Bill Ritch is gonna be mad at you Snake. You stole his line :I
thank you for saving our species
Do crabs even have butts?
Falcon Punch
Now bow down to me. All Spycrabs…
YOU MUST DO EET!
To Google!
I thought the answer was to use a gun. That's what the Law Abiding Engineer told me to do.
sure but can you grab my kneeling gloves, there right behind you
Looks like Snakes got a crab problem
*fairy appears and brings me back to life*
Nice try. I had a fairy in a bottle.
*stabs Alpar with claymore*
So…I've got to fire this rocket into his anus?
10 more e-peen till a monicle!
the first "high" society guy is coming halolz!
"Oh goody! This level has crabs! Wanna catch some? Then we can eat them out"
"Wait what?"
"I mean actual crabs"
What what in the butt?
I said what what in the butt?
Don't worry, Peach, just take some red and blue pill doses to cure all your ills.
It hungers, the troll does. Fear not brethrens below, for you shall recieve e-peens from me in compensation.
Side effects may include: mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, scabies, phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis, fatal case of meningitis.
now you are above me
(speaking to dope92 and ThatOneDude)
For the sake of making Rule 34 easier, let's say they do.
Don't worry, i've been checking his battles, i know where his weakspot is.
…wait, no, now his weakspot is his strongest spot! D:
That Snake always beats the Crabs.
EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER! HEART! GO PLANET!
By your powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!
No troll can stop us now.
*spycrabstabs Sir Xandus*
thank god theres no jiant enemy head-crab!
*prepares a familicide spell*
Please restrain your homicidal tendencies. It annoys me to no end to keep up the magical field preventing you all from permanently dying.
Giant Overused Joke!
Use the punchline for massive staleness!
Halolz Rule 60 & 61: If all else fails… use fire. If that doesn't work… FALCON PUNCH!
I meant doesn't get crabs
People decided to be rude I halp
We both know that spycrabs are immune to necromancy as well as all forms of magic… except fire.
maybe. I mean, it might not work. Being a doctor is hard.
She might experience some side effects, too. Included are mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, scabies, phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis, fatal case of meningitis.
but just as long as you've got fever or the chills!…yea peach is on her own there…
*echoes in combatbeaver's head*: 599 US dollars, 599 US dollars….
They're going to put it in his butt? In his butt??
even better
TO KGB!
why have you slightly betrayed me halolz!?
Captain Planet's back?!
BP is fucked.
Light up the eyes!
This is clearly the only way to defeat a crab. Snake, take notes.
Okay.
*Looks behind and bends over*
*stabs and puts on Alpar mask*
*Respawns*
OBJECTION!
This Spycrab is a Spy spying as a Spycrab! As presented in rel="nofollow">this vital piece of evidence, it clearly says in this documentary at around 5:00, that Spycrabs are totally harmless to humans! So as you can clearly see…
That Spycrab's NOT one of theirs!
Sorry, its the mating season and i wanted to impress her. *points to female spycrab*
Aha, but Spycrabs impress females through fighting other male Spycrabs, or flicking cigarettes. Your argument is invalid.
Send this Spy to jail! At least there he won't get past the security made of Sentryguns!
She wasn't impressed when i killed all of the other ones with their own intetines so se had me try and trick somone.
Evidence not credible.
You have been declared…
GUILTY
You dont know anything about spycrabs fool.
But Liquid defeated a bigger one. That bastard.
Yes I do. I know that the moment you become one while playing, everyone tries to kill you.
Do you know anything about how we are born, or why we exist!
1. By some trick exposed by some random player.
2. For the lolz.
*about to interject* N- wait… yeah pretty much
I swear, it's not me. Even though my E-Peen might say otherwise….
No, that's the defense troll. He protects us all from the -1 Troll
OBJECTION!
Alpar, I'm afraid you arguement is invalid, because we don't know the full story. I demand that this female spycrab be brought to court for testimony!
Activating emergency +1 supplies!
I'm posting a C-c-c-c-c-c-combo Breaker!
Cause I can't think of anything witty to say.
*uses Blaze Kick on Acrazymonke*
There. Now die.
But what if the Falcon Punch doesn't work?
Well, Can't let you be immune, giant crab.
Hate to burst your bubble, but we really don't go past the first page of pictures. After that, the chances of your comment being seen are slim to none.
Oh alright, that's cool.
Thanks for the tip.
I mean, don't let it stop you from commenting on old pictures… just making sure you knew.
-Look out for the giant crabs!!!!!
-Thats what SHE said