In Crackdown 2, real men slam into the pavement at a hundred miles per hour. I mean with super-powers and an armored suit, why NOT?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 26, 2010 · 9:04 PM
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I believe I can fly.
i believe i can touch the sky
Parachutes? Where we're going, we won't need parachutes!
Think about it every night and day.
spread my wings and fly away-ay
those buildings were poorly designed for impact anyways
Now he just needs to finish with a cannon ball into the water.
Maybe the parachutes..maybe they are made of chocolate.
And screw law physics,im on a videogame!
I believe i can Combo Break.
Umm…Shawn, i gotta correct you on this one. Real men run off the track in the sky in their F-Zero Machine and crash into the ground AT THE SPEED OF SOUND!!!
Now that i think about it, that explains alot about Dai Goroh.
Do a barrel roll!
Where are we going?
"It's not flying, it's falling with style"
DAMMIT DAI!
YOU AND URE COMBO BREAKERS!
No, see, it's a new sport. You jump off a plane / helicopter and take a sip of Bonk Atomic Punch right before you land. The only problem is they swapped this guy's Bonk with Crit-a-Cola.
Damn, you beat me to it.
I am iron man.
…which means MY FISTS ARE MADE OF STEEL.
you won. epic movie.
Narnia, obviously.
That guy there has to be Saxton Hale.
Pilot: Sir you shouldn't jump yet! We're too low! Its not safe!
Saxton Hale: I know the risks jerry! But I have damn good men down there who need me! Tell them its not safe!
Pilot: At least take the backup parachute!
Hale: There's probably no time!
win.
just win..
I do believe I had a good laugh aughta this. +1
+1 for awesome Toy Story reference.
BODY SLAM THE GROUND!
FORCE IT INTO SUBMISSION!
Here lies bill…
He may not be a P****, but he was a F****** Idiot.
Better him then someone else. At least he did it in context lol
Win.
Parachutes are for mine and her protection. When I stick it, there's gotta something to catch the juices.
Wait, that's not how parachutes work…
Parachutes? Don't be a pussy.
*SPLAT*
I don't know about you guys, but I think it might be ok to be a pussy this time.
Inderp :v
Oh no that poor man is hurtling through the sky at breakneck speeds and the the only thing that can stop him is the cold hard ground. Quick! Get the popcorn!
If this sensational dialogue does not stop your adrenaline-gorged heart for FIVE ENTIRE SECONDS Saxton Hale will send you a notarized certificate confirming that you don't exist! Stay tuned because a little later he's going to beat up a parking lot full of hippies!
Now I gotta buy the game, just to make Saxton Hale in it.
Kiddy land!
Buzz Lightyear wants to learn "FLY". But Buzz Lightyear can't learn more then four moves.
Delete an old move?
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Yes
>No
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now you go out and break your bones like a man!
To infinity! And beyond!
IT'S RAINING MEN!
HALLELUJAH!
IT'S RAINING MEN!
AMEEE~EN!
*SMACK!*
SNAP OUT OF IT MAN! ಠ_ಠ
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ಠ_ರೃ < inderpidably…
it's not winning, it's failing… WITH STYLE! :U
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ok, it's winning… ._.
BE A MANLY PUSSY!
TAKE PARACHUTE, DON'T USE IT
very well then.
u win this round…..
I can't even think of anything remotely worthy of responding with. Bravo.
Hopefuly the gel layer takes most of the impact… wait… what?
Good! Now we can die there as adults!
I think this'll be the most epic aerial teabag ever!
Here lies bill. He fell fast and died a virgin.
Only if he jumped out of a chocolate helicopter.
It would make sense.
FOOTBALL!
Prepare to Drop.
Only bones a man breaks are those of his Enemies!
MANGINA!
I look like some kinda queer to you?
I love managing salary caps!