PARACHUTES? DON'T BE A PUSSY

In Crackdown 2, real men slam into the pavement at a hundred miles per hour. I mean with super-powers and an armored suit, why NOT?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 26, 2010 · 9:04 PM 
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Aerial Maneuvers, Bad Ideas, Microsoft, Uncategorized, Xbox 360

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55 Responses to “PARACHUTES? DON’T BE A PUSSY”

  1. Link4all on May 27th, 2010 1:11 am

    I believe I can fly.

  2. spaghettiweegee on May 27th, 2010 1:17 am

    Parachutes? Where we're going, we won't need parachutes!

  3. CJ47 on May 27th, 2010 1:25 am

    those buildings were poorly designed for impact anyways

  4. BoxeyBrown on May 27th, 2010 1:26 am

    Now he just needs to finish with a cannon ball into the water.

  5. Hakokoro on May 27th, 2010 1:45 am

    Maybe the parachutes..maybe they are made of chocolate.

    And screw law physics,im on a videogame!

  6. Daifuku on May 27th, 2010 1:48 am

    Umm…Shawn, i gotta correct you on this one. Real men run off the track in the sky in their F-Zero Machine and crash into the ground AT THE SPEED OF SOUND!!!

    Now that i think about it, that explains alot about Dai Goroh.

  7. Sir Xandus on May 27th, 2010 1:49 am

    Do a barrel roll!

  8. MrRaccoon on May 27th, 2010 1:51 am

    "It's not flying, it's falling with style"

  9. Nooklear Man on May 27th, 2010 1:54 am

    No, see, it's a new sport. You jump off a plane / helicopter and take a sip of Bonk Atomic Punch right before you land. The only problem is they swapped this guy's Bonk with Crit-a-Cola.

  10. TheTopHatKid on May 26th, 2010 9:59 pm

    I am iron man.
    …which means MY FISTS ARE MADE OF STEEL.

  11. codemaster525 on May 27th, 2010 2:03 am

    That guy there has to be Saxton Hale.

    Pilot: Sir you shouldn't jump yet! We're too low! Its not safe!
    Saxton Hale: I know the risks jerry! But I have damn good men down there who need me! Tell them its not safe!
    Pilot: At least take the backup parachute!
    Hale: There's probably no time!

  12. Brawling Bouse on May 27th, 2010 2:09 am

    BODY SLAM THE GROUND!

    FORCE IT INTO SUBMISSION!

  13. Ataeru on May 27th, 2010 2:12 am

    Here lies bill…
    He may not be a P****, but he was a F****** Idiot.

  14. tveye on May 27th, 2010 2:20 am

    Parachutes are for mine and her protection. When I stick it, there's gotta something to catch the juices.

    Wait, that's not how parachutes work…

  15. Jet_Sparrow on May 27th, 2010 2:21 am

    Parachutes? Don't be a pussy.
    *SPLAT*
    I don't know about you guys, but I think it might be ok to be a pussy this time.

  16. VyseRogueKing on May 27th, 2010 2:28 am

    Oh no that poor man is hurtling through the sky at breakneck speeds and the the only thing that can stop him is the cold hard ground. Quick! Get the popcorn!

  17. Gamage on May 27th, 2010 3:15 am

    Buzz Lightyear wants to learn "FLY". But Buzz Lightyear can't learn more then four moves.
    Delete an old move?
    ——-
    Yes
    >No
    ——-

  18. UltraSixtyFore on May 27th, 2010 3:17 am

    now you go out and break your bones like a man!

  19. ArmyOfMidgets on May 27th, 2010 4:07 am

    IT'S RAINING MEN!
    HALLELUJAH!
    IT'S RAINING MEN!
    AMEEE~EN!

  20. nobrain on May 27th, 2010 5:46 am

    Hopefuly the gel layer takes most of the impact… wait… what?

  21. meinmattias on May 27th, 2010 6:10 am

    Good! Now we can die there as adults!

  22. combatbeaver on May 27th, 2010 4:07 am

    I think this'll be the most epic aerial teabag ever!

  23. BlueChameleon on May 27th, 2010 10:44 pm

    Prepare to Drop.

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