Well someone always has to get picked last for the baseball team… and in Pokemon Black & White’s case that clear loser is gonna be poor Wotter. Is it his fault he was born ugly? Yes, yes it is.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 26, 2010 · 2:09 PM
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Pokemon be tollin'!
They see Wotter rollin'.
The aftermath after this was posted on Kotaku.
http://fiztheancient.deviantart.com/art/typical-k…
By the way, I think the artist should be credited. He got all pissy after Kotaku posted this.
busted
not the link, the other two pokemon
What?! Smugleaf is evolving!
Congratulations! Smugleaf evolved into Jackgrass!
You mean she, and yeah, next time you gank things try and credit the artist. :/
The game is not even released yet, and the starters already know how to troll.
Done and done!
They see me Trollin'
They hatin.
"Ahh, I finally have Pokemon Black version. I wonder what my starter pokemon should be? Hmm… The grass type starter looks cool, so I'm going to-"
*remembers this comic*
*feels bad*
"…Pick the water type…"
I know they're all thinkin' that I'm writin' dirty!
You've been quite interested in Pokemon lately, no?
He can use those tears to kick porkabu's ass
Is it bad that this image made me actually want to choose Wotter?
That actually isn't going to HAPPEN, since I'm not getting Black or White, but still.
Great…. I'm gonna force myself to pick him now… Poor guy…
CRAI SUM MOAR!
I am upset that the G/S/C legends are being put in the same game as these things.
My liegue! Welcome back!
That's why i'm choosing Excalibur
err, I mean Smugleaf, yeah
Smugleaf: U MAD?
And then when Wotter evolves and gets the most awesome final form, I shall laugh.
Not that I'm betting it'll happen though.
Nobody pays attention to Wotter…
smugleaf will rule over all, YOU'LL SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *flies away on broomstick*
Starters gonna start.
At first, I was really wondering what this was about. The first post got me really confused.
But then I lol'd.
Mod'ratin and tryin' catch me spammin' dirty.
Actually I think they're paying TOO much attention to him!
I swear to God when I evolve I’m going to kill you all.
ah come on.. that green thing looks like an old treecko and the red one is pi-chan from ranma >_<
…GAME FREAK, what have you done?? :'(
Be quiet. You're a snake and you have arms and legs.
Professor's gonna come.
….Wait.
watch him have like the best evolution ever!
Who sends all these starters to fight?!
No. Not really. I know a bunch of people that'll choose Wotter for reasons beyond this comic…
Self cooking bacon!!! These new starters are awesome!
Wait, so he's Ryoga?!
Quickly Vaporeon, spray the pig with a Hydro Pump!
…Crap.
So what does Jackgrass evolve into, Grasshole?
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle three times removed from my grandmother's side of the family! It's you!
It's okay, Wotter. I think you're adorable, and you'll probably evolve into something extremely badass
But yeah, I'm still going with Pignition. I love me some happy piglet!
SPELLING WRENCH!
It's "liege."
I was told we'd be fighting legendarys!
Nope, Dickweed at level 9001
Woah, Mr. Raccoon is a follower of King of Retards?
The quote: "You learn something everyday." still hasn't stopped applying to my days…
Advice Wotter:
Pretend to Cry
Make people choose you
How do you even get its power levels so high?
His legend started in the 12th century…
Screw grammar, I have a chainsaw!
Your point is invalid
I always use all 3 starters at one point or another in the pokemon games, but i’m seriously judging this book by its cover. If the water starter’s english name actually is Wotter. He officially gets my vote for WORST NAME FOR A STARTER.
only when you beat the elite four
HAX
They have pokemon for every element, all the human emotions, time, space, life and death….. even god….
whats left?
Screw chainsaws
I have a crowbar
your point is invalid
Well personally i think its better that making up new ones that are absolutely redonkulous
If i get this game, which is slightly improbable ill probably choose wotter because i always choose the water starter
You don't have science nor are you Gordon Freeman
your crowbar is invalid
Nobody pays attention to Wot-ter!
Tip: Do not enter any cave with that pokemon
You'll never come back
Antimatter?
Oh, wait, that's done too
Back in the day we had a race to 69 e-peen, and good ol' king won first place
and as fast as they can
Who, Pi-chan/Ryoga or Vaporeon?
Your point, it is made of logic.
Lolwut
Mine started a few centuries later.
ENTIRE SPECIES IS BABIES!
Arceus or should I say Asseus
They could do planets…
This guy already has a negative e-peen -_-"
Secks?
Fire Pigs are Win!
Oh, like the other three look better? The grass one is basically Treeko after a taffy puller incident, and the fire one ins a weird pig-bunny….thing (evolves into Manbearpig at Lvl. 36)
Woot woot! Good times!
2 girls 1 cup.
That is all.
I had a sandwich after it
Good times :T
Someone -1'd us I halp you guys :D
thnx for the halp : D
oh also one thing…….
troll trollin` in mah halolz?
Oh noes! I got critt'd by a -1 troll!
MEDIC!
eet's moar liekly tehn you fink
Whatever, then Gary gets Smugleaf. Suits him!
Would you like to teach 'Tear Cannon' to Wotter?
I'm here don't worry I got your back BroHAM
3 Men 1 Hammer
Even Worse then 2G1C
This, is unacceptable!
*Heals Alpar*
What's that Wotter, kill them all? Good idea!
It seems it's become my job to fix things when the -1 trolls come 'round…
EDIT: And another one comes by as soon as I'm done… great… how could this get any worse? *kidnapped*
Tell that to Tentacruel.
Oh hey look, a generic Japanese high-school girl.
But wouldn't Raccoon now be KoR's new master, seeing as to how he got to 100 E-Peen before him?
But that's what he gets for paying attention to Beegee.
"Secks?"
Already done.
*Points to Ditto*
Pfft. Please. Tsutarja will obviously be named Mariguana.
He can be adopted by… umm…. that green guy… the name escapes me…. L-something….
Link! That was it!
I expect the pig to have some awesome fire boar last evo and the wotter to get this beastly giant otter monster.
And then the snake is gonna get something really derp and stupid.
OBJECTION!
There is no life or death Pokemon and only one Pokemon that is associated with emotions!
*nerdsplode*
LOL +1 for j00
Wotter used Fake Tears!
OH GOD MAH NUTS!!!
No actually they kill a guy with a hammer and then they shove it up his anus *shudders*
Oh HSOWA? http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Skit…
o i c wut u did thar.
404'd.
Actually it's quite common nowadays…
I swear, it wasn't me this time!
*gets +1 kritz* I am fully charged!
WOTTER is using WATER GUN… Through its EYES!
Well, at least he is payed attention to. Unlike a certain green guy.
Blame Game Freaks like I do.
OVERRULED!
There are 3 Pokemon associated with emotion, however there are none for life and death, yes.
hmm… manbearpig… that sounds familiar… GANON!
Wotter is trying to learn Tear Cannon but Wotter already knows four moves would you like to delete a move to teach Tear Cannon?
Oh sweet! Tentacles!
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q64/a
rodriguez/Pokemon/hsowa.png
"Let me show you mah pokemanz."
"No, please don't. The doctor said not to look at the new ones…"
But it is when the legend ends that is truly important.
* +1's to halp t3h n00b*
…wait, that was him?… :
*sigh* fine!
ill pick you. JUST GET OFF MY FUKKN FOOT!!!!
YOURE TEARS ARE RUININ THE SUEDE!!!!
We already have some of those, though… don't ruin the few good ones we have!
wow.
sure ok whatever…..
The 4 horseman of the apocalypse
and the 7 deadly sins
I would say she's 10, you sick fuck, but as far as the Japanese schoolgirl genre goes, I'm sure it's anywhere from six to sixteen.
Go cry, emo kid.
i know right?
its like i have to.
i can see it dragging on my foot with that
"PLEEEEEAAASE PICK MEEEEE" look on his face as i walk away with teh pig
Greed: Meowth
Sloth: Slakoth
Gluttony: Munchlax
Lust: Jynx
Wrath: Gyarados
Pride: Piplup
Envy: Shuppet
3? Mesprit adds up to only 1.
And be ye refering to Ralts, Kirlia, and Gardevoir, the video in question was clearly referring to Uxie, Mesprit, and Azelf. Uxie is knowledge, Mesprit is emotion, and Azelf is willpower. So I don't know where they got every human emotion from.
its still a 404
fail..
how do you know thi….
nope..
i dont want to know….
Nah, Wotter is still not getting enough attention, what with everyone talking Tsutaja aka Smugleaf aka Grinleaf aka Excalibur.
1..2…3…DONE! "Cut Wrist" Was replaced with "Tear cannon"!
RULE 1.-
The king is a retard, long live the king!
Is not about the e.peen man, it's about his legendary status
+1 for making mijumaru be like magikarp
oh and i made dis
And the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse are?
I can never find a good link
+1 for Super Effective reference.
AHHHAHAHAHAHA
AHHAAHAH-h-h-h
*barfs*
hehe weed, dope.
god, now i need sum.
1 guy 1 jar
*walks away*
;)
*tear of joy*
*scorpion grab*
COME BACK HERE!!!!
i saw dat one…. (what a dumbass)
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*slow clap* Well played, Mr. Donk. Well played….
And all of them (professors) were named after wood. I don't think it's a coincidence.
-Did you just summon a bunch of posts in one turn?
-Yesss.
-But that's against the rules!
-Screw the ru-- *BANHAMMERED*
YOU'RE JUST GROWN UP!
Quick! We need confusing gender-relationships.. and lots of boiled water!!
What I'm saying is, I would pick the blueish thing. If I WOULD own a NDS. If I WOULD play any editions past Ruby and Sapphire. If I WOULD f****** care.
I must get -9001……
the smugleaf meme is already on Knowyourmeme.com.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
The Colonel hasn't even reached -100 yet. Good luck with that…
That's because none of them can talk.
Who?
Aww. D:
I personally like Mijumaru. >>
Oh, okay then.
Nice try, Wotter! You're fake tears won't let me choose you! SMUGLEAF FTW
His tears are real!
And he's cooler than the other 2!
Because just like other Water type starters
His Hydro Pump will kill fire types, and his Ice Beam will kill Grass types.
Plus, when he evolves, he'll kill everyone who didn't pick him.
His legend dates back to the 12th century?
We need to save the princess!
And defeat the trolls!
Maybe The trolls are being controlled by Ganon!
Or CandleJack! Yeah, its definit
My legend began around the same time as Smugleaf's.
His became more well known.
In Japan, its legal.
And encouraged.
I'll go with him, cause he's blue!
Really?
I was told we'd be fighting legendary gentlemen.
I'll pick you!
^ GANNON BANNED! There is no 's' in Game Freak!
I'll pick Wotter, and I shall name it Sasuke COS WOTTER AND SASUKE R BOTH EMO LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
You misspelled Ganon. You LOSE (THE GAME)! You get NOTHING!
GOOD DAY SIR!!!
o.o Did they make fun off Slaking??
He will KILL YOU SMUGLEAF!
Call him Mr. Pig!
I LIEK SMUGLEAF, WOTTER? KEN SUGIMORI MUST BE OUT OF IDEAS!
That's funny because I was going to pick the water starter anyway
NOW since the game came out in english(a long time ago) OSHAWOTT OWNS AS*(when i evolve i will destroy you two)
It has a slightly… I don't know HOW to describe its last evolution compared to its first.
You MIGHT have played the game by now, so if you have, disregard this.