THE LEGEND OF SNIPER - JARATE OF TIME

Prepare to embark on an all new epic quest! Although I’m not sure I want to know how you travel through time using a bottle of pee.
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THE LEGEND OF SNIPER - JARATE OF TIME

Update: Wow there’s a whole series of images for this fictional game! Check them out!

Boxart Mock-UpSpyrule Field“Kukiri” ForestLock-OnEphony’s (A horse who looks like Epona) SongRiding Ephony (who is high on Bonk!) • Shopping The Hard HatWinBombsArrows!The Legend…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 24, 2010 · 7:28 PM 
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76 Responses to “THE LEGEND OF SNIPER”

  1. Dr.Panda on May 24th, 2010 7:41 pm

    Waaaaaiiiitt. Is sniper suppose to be Zelda or Link?

    In which case he's zelda….http://www.halolz.com/2010/05/05/sniper-yoko/ This pic comes to mind for some reason.

    Which makes Scout Navihttp://www.halolz.com/2009/09/07/scout-navi/

    Also thats one Lon lon milk jar i refuse to drink from.

  2. MrRaccoon on May 24th, 2010 11:46 pm

    That's no Water temple that's no Water temple that's no Water temple that's no Water temple that's no Water temple that's no Water temple that's no Water temple that's no Water temple
    oAo
    *shivers in fetal position in corner*

  3. Shawn Handyside on May 24th, 2010 11:47 pm

    Hmm that's a good point I didn't think of that… I wonder who would save Sniper though?

  4. Cypher on May 24th, 2010 11:48 pm

    Instead of screaming around like a dolt, the Sniper cuts people with his Kukuri and yells "Wanker".

  5. BlueChameleon on May 24th, 2010 11:49 pm

    Hey everyone, have all the other screenshots. On me. http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread….
    http://j.mp/oSJ7X <3

  6. MercenaryBlue on May 24th, 2010 11:55 pm

    Epic. Fitting. Yet Disturbing.

    Majora Spy is nemesis to team!

  7. VideoGameGeek on May 25th, 2010 12:03 am

    You start out in Kukri Forest, eventually going to Castle Town and meeting Medic, but then you have to go to Heavy Mountain, and then to Soldier's River. Afterwards you go to Demoman's Desert all while on your fast horse Scout that you got from Spy Spy Ranch.

  8. Hakokoro on May 25th, 2010 12:04 am

    Of course it would be Pyro

    Spy Checking?

    Doesnt talk,only makes noises.

  9. VideoGameGeek on May 25th, 2010 12:04 am

    ….Soldier?

  10. Cypher on May 25th, 2010 12:16 am

    Will you bear my children?

  11. OrionX on May 25th, 2010 12:19 am

    And Dr. Mario already confirmed that he leaves you with a burning sensation.

  12. dope92 on May 25th, 2010 12:31 am

    so heavy will be ganon right?

    proof

  13. dope92 on May 24th, 2010 8:31 pm
  14. dope92 on May 24th, 2010 8:31 pm
  15. AuraMaster on May 25th, 2010 12:40 am

    Heel, Miroku.

  16. AuraMaster on May 25th, 2010 12:43 am

    Saving Hyrule's a good job, mate.

  17. EphEphEcksIII on May 25th, 2010 12:44 am

    Oi Listen Mate!
    Oi Listen Mate!
    Oi Listen Mate!
    Oi Listen Mate!
    Oi Listen Mate!
    Oi Listen Mate!

  18. roflcopter419 on May 24th, 2010 9:10 pm

    HEY! LISTEN! NEED A DISPENSAH HERE!HEY! LISTEN! NEED A DISPENSAH HERE!

  19. Sir Xandus on May 24th, 2010 9:20 pm

    The Legend of Sniper: Spy's Hat was better.

  20. Leo058 on May 25th, 2010 1:23 am

    Look, dad, I'm not a gay elf, okay? I'm the Hero of Time.

  21. BoxeyBrown on May 25th, 2010 1:42 am
  22. Sir Xandus on May 24th, 2010 9:57 pm

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    Valve just released gameplay footage of the new Legend of Sniper game!

  23. Jet_Sparrow on May 25th, 2010 2:01 am

    Just don't confuse your bottle of potion with the Jarate.

  24. Jet_Sparrow on May 25th, 2010 2:03 am

    Ironically, this picture made me wet myself with glee.

  25. meinmattias on May 24th, 2010 10:09 pm

    You mean that jar of piss was sitting in the Temple of Time for seven fucking years?!

  26. Daifuku on May 25th, 2010 2:14 am

    I still prefer the sequel, Spy's Mask.

  27. CakeBard on May 25th, 2010 2:45 am

    Actually, you play as SCOUT and try to rescue PRINCESS SNIPER from the evil SPY. You will accompany many friends, like the KING OF THE HEAVYS and bottled MEDICS! Tiem to BONK some KNUCKLEHEADS!!!

  28. reverendki11joy on May 25th, 2010 1:10 am

    oh my god… how does he play music to go back in time with THIS!!!!!???

  29. nobrain on May 25th, 2010 5:55 am
  30. dimomarg on May 25th, 2010 8:42 am

    Legend says that the only thing that can vanquish spies and make the sniper see through their disguises is a legendary blade known as the Tribalman's Shiv

  31. combatbeaver on May 25th, 2010 5:39 am
  32. Kevvo on May 25th, 2010 12:07 pm

    Hero of Time's a good job, mate. Out of doors, plenty of exercise, and I guaruntee you won't go hungry, because at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left in Hyrule, someone will have hidden some money or food in potted plants.

  33. DrSexington on May 25th, 2010 12:32 pm

    Is this a real game or not? It looks pretty darn real

  34. hadoukenman on May 25th, 2010 3:00 pm

    HEY,LISTENNEEDADISPENSAHEREHEY,LISTENNEEDADISPENSAHEREHEYLISTENNEEDADISPENSAHEREHEYLISTENNEEDADISPENSAHERE!

  35. L3re7z on May 25th, 2010 3:42 pm

    WE KNEW IT WAS SPYNONDORF ALL ALONG

  36. Senor Fox on May 25th, 2010 9:19 pm

    Boom, slingshot.

  37. BulletproofMoon on May 27th, 2010 12:59 am

    Let it be known, that blowing on a bottle of pee can produce magic-inducing tunes!

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