why was i programmed to feel pain?!

It’s to help keep you focused R.O.B.! You gotta keep those eyes  on the prize!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 23, 2010 · 9:21 AM 
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56 Responses to “why was i programmed to feel pain?!”

  1. Zink120 on May 23rd, 2010 1:34 pm

    At least when it all gets too much for him, he has an off switch. Just kick back and let all the shit blow over.
    He's just gotta hope someone will turn him back on again! :-/

  2. Leo058 on May 23rd, 2010 1:37 pm

    And a bolt to the head.

  3. Daifuku on May 23rd, 2010 1:49 pm

    At least you didn't get hit by a Falcon Punch. Be grateful >_>

  4. Roflcopter419 on May 23rd, 2010 2:21 pm

    Same reason Wily builds his robots with weaknesses.

  5. dimomarg on May 23rd, 2010 2:22 pm

    …My thundershock kills all the robots in the yard,
    they're like error 401….

  6. Gamage on May 23rd, 2010 2:26 pm

    Pain is a status ailment, duh. Doesn't anyone play Final Fantasy anymore?

  7. DrRickRollins on May 23rd, 2010 10:35 am

    He will get turned on again once he sees Zelda or Samus

  8. DrRickRollins on May 23rd, 2010 10:41 am

    you mean, like to play us out? rel="nofollow">

  9. Zink120 on May 23rd, 2010 2:43 pm

    Unauthorisation error?
    You saying that there's a certain crowd out there that the robots allow themselves to be shocked by???

    Of course… Dr. Wiley… >_>

  10. Zink120 on May 23rd, 2010 2:45 pm

    Rumour has it that in Final Fantasy XIV, AIDS is a status ailment…

  11. EphEphEcksIII on May 23rd, 2010 2:50 pm

    Of all the souls i've come to know. His was the most *sniffle* human.

  12. Fhantinabox on May 23rd, 2010 3:26 pm

    To let some guy in a blue suit get their powers and do the same stuff again at the next boss but upgraded?

    Hmm…I think I'll be getting Brawl then..

  13. spaghettiweegee on May 23rd, 2010 3:50 pm

    If that's true, we'd finally be able to find out if all of Square's sexually ambiguous characters we're… Well, um… You know…

    Heroin addicts!!!

  14. Zink120 on May 23rd, 2010 3:56 pm

    My money's on Wakka.
    How high to you need to be to think you can save the world with a ball?! :-/

  15. NoChorus on May 23rd, 2010 4:34 pm

    And why Dr. Van Kruglor made self-catching criminal robots.

  16. Roflcopter419 on May 23rd, 2010 4:39 pm

    Oh wonderful, a -1 troll. Since when did so many hang around here?

    Anyways, I did what I could to fix it.

  17. Daifuku on May 23rd, 2010 4:59 pm

    Actually, Pain was a main character in Final Fantasy ._.

  18. Daifuku on May 23rd, 2010 4:59 pm

    Very

  19. Gamage on May 23rd, 2010 4:59 pm

    And why all evil bases have self destruct buttons

  20. dimomarg on May 23rd, 2010 5:20 pm

    Dr Wily indeed. Error 401: Not authorised not to feel pain

  21. Zink120 on May 23rd, 2010 5:21 pm

    Daifuku… You have chosen C) Very.
    Is this your final answer?

  22. Zink120 on May 23rd, 2010 5:21 pm

    I always thought of her as more of a status aliment personally.

  23. Zink120 on May 23rd, 2010 5:23 pm

    You are a good Lolzer :] +1 community points for you :D
    But you're right, they're definitely on the increase… >_>

  24. Daifuku on May 23rd, 2010 5:24 pm

    No. my final answer is This.

  25. Daifuku on May 23rd, 2010 5:26 pm

    Well, she does have a paralyzing personality.

  26. dope92 on May 23rd, 2010 6:05 pm

    well general?

    what do we do?

    ive got a huge chicken and dont know what to do with it.

  27. ZombieGoatse on May 23rd, 2010 6:10 pm

    I. . . Uh. I think I may know why. . .

    I won an argument with TheTrollKing and now i think he summoned his horde.

    My bad everybody.

  28. Roflcopter419 on May 23rd, 2010 6:12 pm

    Was that the one I was in? If so, that would explain the influx of -1s on my other post.

  29. Zink120 on May 23rd, 2010 6:13 pm

    Daifuku from Teh Interwebz…
    You have just won "Who wants to be a Magikarp millionaire"!!!
    *plays jingle*
    Now Splash your way to victory my friend. *sheds a tear*

  30. Zink120 on May 23rd, 2010 6:15 pm

    This gives me an idea for a Big Art Attack… >:]


    Nobody's gonna get this one, amirite? :-[

  31. KiruBananers on May 23rd, 2010 6:27 pm

    Dammit,I make the original,Never get around to submitting it and- (RANT RANT RANT)

  32. KiruBananers on May 23rd, 2010 6:28 pm

    and why all donuts have sprink- wat.

  33. KiruBananers on May 23rd, 2010 6:29 pm

    He wouldn't feel pain.

    ONLY PAWNCH.

  34. Link4all on May 23rd, 2010 6:32 pm

    Robot Angst
    Why was I programmed to feel pain?
    Robot Angst
    A robot built with malcontent.

  35. KiruBananers on May 23rd, 2010 6:40 pm

    STOP LEAKING!

    WHAT IS THIS GREASY H20 LEAKING FROM YOUR FACE

    404 ERROR 10100101001100101
    *Melts*

  36. ZombieGoatse on May 23rd, 2010 6:50 pm

    No this was just yesterday. But he also just doesn't like you.

  37. Alpar on May 23rd, 2010 7:10 pm

    And I leave everyone…a lifetime supply of upgrades.

  38. Alpar on May 23rd, 2010 7:32 pm

    I has no clever comment.

  39. Hejiru on May 23rd, 2010 7:35 pm

    Looks like the troll situation is getting….

    *shades*

    …hairy.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  40. Zink120 on May 23rd, 2010 7:49 pm

    I see what you did there…
    Now do it to me :D

  41. Zink120 on May 23rd, 2010 7:50 pm

    +1 for cleverest comment

  42. Taco77 on May 23rd, 2010 8:06 pm

    I do declare a restounding dislike for pain.

    Kiru came up with this restounding dislike meme not me

  43. codemaster525 on May 23rd, 2010 8:13 pm

    Looks like those years of neglect came back to him.

  44. Zink120 on May 23rd, 2010 8:27 pm

    Bloody hell they're going to town here! Do you suppose they have favourites? lol

  45. BoxeyBrown on May 23rd, 2010 8:31 pm

    The pain helps you learn…

  46. Daifuku on May 23rd, 2010 9:32 pm

    *beats random person out of room*
    STOP GETTING ME READY!!!

  47. Zink120 on May 23rd, 2010 6:24 pm

    Hmm…
    One soldier. But with a e-peen this huge, we might just make it!! Choooose your weapoooon!

  48. Daifuku on May 23rd, 2010 10:27 pm

    I choose…to bequeath upon my enemies a boot to the head.

  49. dope92 on May 23rd, 2010 10:38 pm

    i used to love what that guy did

  50. dope92 on May 23rd, 2010 10:40 pm

    i choose…

    marrik ishtar's MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN!!!!!!

    SKKKKRRRRAAAWWWWWWWW!

  51. dope92 on May 23rd, 2010 10:45 pm

    good god…..

    the trolls are here…..

    ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

  52. Zink120 on May 23rd, 2010 10:47 pm

    Too bad, the trolls played Yo Mama face down.

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!

  53. dope92 on May 23rd, 2010 10:49 pm

    the chicken beats all!!!!!

    *quickly ducks*

    cept chuck norris. geez.

  54. BlueChameleon on May 23rd, 2010 11:49 pm

    My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!

  55. Songseer on May 24th, 2010 1:49 am

    because it's funny

  56. TehVortex on May 24th, 2010 7:04 am

    Looks like he's watching The Matrix.

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