Ever since Mister Royzo’s Fancy vs Nasty Update, Heavy Weapons Guy’s catch phrase has never been more literal!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 22, 2010 · 5:24 PM
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MY LINES THEY ARE MADE LITERAL!
my puns.
they hit and miss!
I imagine that the process of obtaining literal fists of steel is quite painful…
indeed they are…
Needs upgrade so that fists will fire off the arms like some 1980's mecha anime.
" Alright, you win for now, but some day you'll rust! Rust, I tell ya! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "
Sorry but rel="nofollow">it's already been thought of.
EDIT: Oh great, now I'M getting the hatred and -1's. What'd I say that was wrong? D:
So, Power Fists from Fallout follow the same logic, aight?
Wait, so he really DOES kill babies?
Looks like that Heavy is trying to *steel* the show.
Sure it's awesome now, but when you need to relief stress you will be sorry.
And oh so very sore.
My iron gloves, they're so bad!
The REAL way to use harden
Hmmm. You my need to IRON that one out.
My comments, they're made of words!
*punches a Sniper's head off in V.A.T.S*
Really? My fists are made of Dustbowl. *rimshot*
What? You thought he was kidding?
But you can't see a bulge in his pants.
My words, they are made of letters!
What is in those sandviches?!
My letters, they're made of pixels!
My pixels, they are made of 0s and 1s!
'Cause he already used String Shot.
My team, it is made of babies!
It isn't you. A troll -1'ed everybody.
My 0s and 1s, they are made of a complex idea that helps us to define everything the has existed, is existing, and ever will exist!
Trolls hate e-peen as much as Francis hates everything…except vests.
TUNGSTEN!
My complex ideas, they are made of logic!
Am I gunna have to call the COPPERs?
My Logic, It's made of random babbling and taco sauce!
My 0s and 1s, they are made of magic!
Just gimme a NICKEL.
My logic, it's made of common sense!
my taco sauce..
IT HAS WORDS ON IT!
hehe.
penis.
My comment chain, it's made of loops!
My loops… LOOPS!
<insert yet another Basic loop here>
how do i download the weapons from this update?
Can you wait until the police ARGON?
(I know it's not a metal, you all took the good ones.)
My common sense, it is made of comments!
and Lasanga and Rochelle
My loops are made of fruuuuuit!
CCCCCCOMBO BREAKER!!!
BLU Engie: OH SHI-
My joints, they are made of WOOD!
-1 Troll in area terminate immediately I geev all of j00 guys a plus 1 to be safe
and it would be nice if guys could you know return the favor
You couldn't use a metal? I guess you can't ZINC of good jokes…
Hmm, i wonder if Heavy is a descendant of Tager? "Fists of steel!"
anyone find it IRONic that I have to re-use a pun?… yeah, me neither. -,-
My thundershock
kills all the birds in the yard
This whole update needs to be made real hats and weapons, Mister Royzo should enter it all in the Community Contribute thing. Here's my idea for the Fists of Steel: they make the Heavy even slower, and swing even slower than the KGB, but they always do ALOT more damage than the fists of flesh or the KGB
MY FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF BONE, SINEW, CARTALIDGE, MUSCLE TISSUE, SKIN, AND OTHER FORMS OF FLESH!
…
MY COMMENT, IT IS MADE OF OVERLY LITERAL EVALUATION!
They're made of steel since his balls aren't.
yeah, but then everybody hates Rochelle. -,-
Well, not every comment can be pure GOLD.
This is probably due to him watching IronMan2 and asking the Engie to make him some power gloves.
I love it!
These jokes are starting to become to PHOSPHORUS ("fast for us").
cp_steel
that joke was TERRAble (… geddit?)
now you're punching with power!
Get the LEAD out..
well at least there's a SILVER lining to all these terrible puns…
Stop being a BORON. XD You know there isn't one.
… CADMIUM! :U (idk, it's 3am… leave me alone! DX)
You need to TINk up some good ones
Another -1 troll? Fixed.
My fists, let me show you them!
entire website is trolls!
MY TEAM IS MADE OF PINGAS!
I think Rochelle is hot.
trollface.jpg
This should be a meme
MY FISTS, THEY ARE NOW MADE OF RED. Ugly.