Okay at first I wasn’t sure if this was worth posting… but people keep sending it in so I have no choice! Enjoy this weird Master Chief schlager music video thing!
Sung by Michael Wender, first submitted by Dinomarg
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 21, 2010 · 5:16 AM
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Categories: Aliens, Bungie, Disguises, Drugs & Alcohol, Foreign Object, Halo, Lords of the Dance, Microsoft, Musical, Off Duty, Rockin' Out, Video Clips, Weird · Leave a comment (50 Comments) |
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What is Yoda doing in the halo universe?!
um… halo fans, FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY TROLL FACE!
(note to shawn: It's Dimomarg, not Dinomarg)
If you want to get tickets to see him live, call 213- DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!
Song is catchy, and the rhythm's pretty good. Just needs something… Oh yeah, MORE COWBELL.
Best crossover ever. Nerdgasm incoming.
It would seem Germany hasn't left the 90's yet when it comes to pop music.
His suit needs more nipples on it.
Actually he said Dinomang :P
awesome. u cannot watch it in germany. Youtube doesnt give us access because of "content from Sony Music Entertainment" great. -.-
It's a lot better than the auto-tuned "music" we have these days, at least.
<makes German to English translation that nets +100>
Screw Yoda, where's Cortana in this clip?! I want my Cortana!!
Don't be jealous.
But I'm sure at least five of us speak German. Not much Japanese, though.
This video confused me, did anyone notice patrick stewart borg guy at all? The random guy in a plaid shirt just shows up at random at the end.
On top (hehe top) of that the guy in the multicoloured shirt PICKED UP master chief! TRUST ME that was a guy on guy pick up.
I feel that as a gay guy i am free to say, that was really fucking gay
Hanging out with his buddy Locutus of Borg, clearly.
take THAT Germany!
NOOOOOOOO!
I can’t watch it in Germany!
WHAT CRUEL IRONY!
Amen.
which in turn is better than the sad excuse for metal that is coming out
i approve of this, simply because it made me laugh at something halo related for once
*makes a pic-related pun*
Dummkopfs! *teabags*
Watching a German Music Video in Germany…..MADNESS
Why would something like that be possible, it's not like it's from there or anything
Forget Hasselhoff, Master Chief is where its at.
I'm revising for Monday's German exam, but I DEFINITELY cba to translate this. It's shite for starters!
edit: BUT I did in the end cos revision is even shitter XD
Well my German is terrible so someone else is gonna have to give you an actual translation, but I can give the gist:
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I've been sitting in this pub for days.
My beer is all that's left for me to suffer with now I've lost you (lol? odd)
Fly like us, have no fear.
Flying so high, and plunging so deep! (o_O)
Fly like us, have no fear.
Flying so high, but sometimes someone crashes. (wtf this song is shite)
At midnight some dude comes in
who's a complete mess. He's got it worse than me.
"My friend", he says
And without any questions, he says he's got it better than me.
Fly like us, have no fear.
Flying so high, and plunging so deep!
Fly like us, have no fear.
Flying so high, but sometimes someone crashes.
—--
Lol, was der fuck?
What is this…
I don’t even…
now all you need is the 2 zeros
just imagine every german pop song but put master chiefs body on the singer
but it already has 2 how much more does it need
she is the chic with the blue on her face
man that song is catchy yvan-eht-noij makes me wanna do something?
We all know how Bungie like their Easter Eggs… What're the odds they're going to give Chief this guy's head in his next game?
…I hate what Halolz is becoming. I make a lighthearted joke. A JOKE. And I get -1. WHY? Can we no longer take humor?
If this continues, I'm leaving this site. I am DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS.
:/
Hey man; NEVER Hassel the Hoff.
Haters gonna hate? If it makes you feel any better I don't speak German.
+1 for being trilingual
One of my friends studies both German and Japanese concurrently. Madness!
Will you stay on DeviantArt, Church of Falcon, and Skype?
狂気? Das ist Sparta! (Google translator ftw lol)
*puts on Battlestar galactica t-shirt and does vulcan hand greeting thing*
"May the force be with you."
…I was kidding. What I'm mad at is that people thought I was serious. I never actually felt animosity towards anyone for this.
Suddenly I feel hated. *emo corner*
I kinda threw up in my mouth alittle bit.
also
Kyoki? SU PA TA DESU
+1 for good intentions
You have been forgiven by the halolz community but simultaneously rejected from the emo corner.
Yaaay thanks! :D I, uh, don't mean to brag but I'm also studying French as well! lol
I'd love to say I know some Latin too, but I've basically forgotten everything I knew at school. :[
Awesome. You know, there's a youtube vid that does that scene in 8 different languages in a row!
And now the emo corner is… so alone… (T ^ T)
As you can gues from my username I´m from austria (a german-speaking country) so let me try and translate this for you guys:
Now I´m sitting here in this bar for days,
all night long, my cash´s gone
my last beerr, how can I endure this?
What do I have left, If I also lose you now?
Pilots like us, have no fear.
Flying much too high, and (then) falling deep.
Pilots like us, have no fear
Flying much too high, but sometimes you crash.
At midnight, this guys comes into this bar
A real Wreck* , He has it even worse than me
"My Friend" he says, and without any asking
hes saying "I sure have it (as bad) as you "
Pilots like us, have no fear.
Flying much too high, and (then) falling deep.
Pilots like us, have no fear
Flying much too high, but sometimes you crash.
Pilots like us, have no fear.
Flying much too high, and (then) falling deep.
Pilots like us, have no fear
Flying much too high, but sometimes you crash.
Pilots like us
*"wreck" in German "Wrack" is not only used for ship-wreck, but also for a person who ist totally at the end, with his body and/or his mind
Hope my english isnt too bad, if you guys have didn´t understand a part of the translation, just ask.
Simpson's reference. I like it.
They're worthless unless they can shoot lasers.