Okay at first I wasn’t sure if this was worth posting… but people keep sending it in so I have no choice! Enjoy this weird Master Chief schlager music video thing!
Sung by Michael Wender, first submitted by Dinomarg

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 21, 2010 · 5:16 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (120 votes, average: 2.58 out of 5)
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50 Responses to “[VIDEO] Master Chief’s German Music Video”

  1. Gamage on May 21st, 2010 9:26 am

    What is Yoda doing in the halo universe?!

  2. Dimomarg on May 21st, 2010 5:44 am

    um… halo fans, FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY TROLL FACE!
    (note to shawn: It's Dimomarg, not Dinomarg)

  3. AuraMaster on May 21st, 2010 9:53 am

    If you want to get tickets to see him live, call 213- DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!

  4. AuraMaster on May 21st, 2010 9:55 am

    Song is catchy, and the rhythm's pretty good. Just needs something… Oh yeah, MORE COWBELL.

  5. Ascaryrobot on May 21st, 2010 10:05 am

    Best crossover ever. Nerdgasm incoming.

  6. Ascaryrobot on May 21st, 2010 10:07 am

    It would seem Germany hasn't left the 90's yet when it comes to pop music.

  7. Brawling Bouse on May 21st, 2010 10:50 am

    His suit needs more nipples on it.

  8. Gamage on May 21st, 2010 10:56 am

    Actually he said Dinomang :P

  9. elitetrashmob on May 21st, 2010 11:18 am

    awesome. u cannot watch it in germany. Youtube doesnt give us access because of "content from Sony Music Entertainment" great. -.-

  10. Roflcopter419 on May 21st, 2010 7:22 am

    It's a lot better than the auto-tuned "music" we have these days, at least.

  11. Roflcopter419 on May 21st, 2010 11:31 am

    <makes German to English translation that nets +100>

  12. Fhantinabox on May 21st, 2010 11:42 am

    Screw Yoda, where's Cortana in this clip?! I want my Cortana!!

  13. Leo058 on May 21st, 2010 12:23 pm

    Don't be jealous.

    But I'm sure at least five of us speak German. Not much Japanese, though.

  14. harkonnen84 on May 21st, 2010 12:33 pm

    This video confused me, did anyone notice patrick stewart borg guy at all? The random guy in a plaid shirt just shows up at random at the end.

    On top (hehe top) of that the guy in the multicoloured shirt PICKED UP master chief! TRUST ME that was a guy on guy pick up.

    I feel that as a gay guy i am free to say, that was really fucking gay

  15. Spolin on May 21st, 2010 12:34 pm

    Hanging out with his buddy Locutus of Borg, clearly.

  16. harkonnen84 on May 21st, 2010 12:36 pm

    take THAT Germany!

  17. Charley on May 21st, 2010 9:32 am

    NOOOOOOOO!
    I can’t watch it in Germany!
    WHAT CRUEL IRONY!

  18. Dracojounin7 on May 21st, 2010 1:53 pm

    Amen.

  19. Rogan on May 21st, 2010 2:01 pm

    which in turn is better than the sad excuse for metal that is coming out

  20. Rogan on May 21st, 2010 2:02 pm

    i approve of this, simply because it made me laugh at something halo related for once

  21. MrRaccoon on May 21st, 2010 2:37 pm

    *makes a pic-related pun*

  22. Miketuu on May 21st, 2010 2:41 pm

    Dummkopfs! *teabags*

  23. Zabrio on May 21st, 2010 3:21 pm

    Watching a German Music Video in Germany…..MADNESS
    Why would something like that be possible, it's not like it's from there or anything

  24. tveye on May 21st, 2010 3:27 pm

    Forget Hasselhoff, Master Chief is where its at.

  25. Zink120 on May 21st, 2010 11:28 am

    I'm revising for Monday's German exam, but I DEFINITELY cba to translate this. It's shite for starters!
    edit: BUT I did in the end cos revision is even shitter XD

  26. Zink120 on May 21st, 2010 11:46 am

    Well my German is terrible so someone else is gonna have to give you an actual translation, but I can give the gist:

    —--
    I've been sitting in this pub for days.
    My beer is all that's left for me to suffer with now I've lost you (lol? odd)

    Fly like us, have no fear.
    Flying so high, and plunging so deep! (o_O)
    Fly like us, have no fear.
    Flying so high, but sometimes someone crashes. (wtf this song is shite)

    At midnight some dude comes in
    who's a complete mess. He's got it worse than me.
    "My friend", he says
    And without any questions, he says he's got it better than me.

    Fly like us, have no fear.
    Flying so high, and plunging so deep!
    Fly like us, have no fear.
    Flying so high, but sometimes someone crashes.
    —--

    Lol, was der fuck?

  27. Tim on May 21st, 2010 12:12 pm

    What is this…

    I don’t even…

  28. rory_m on May 21st, 2010 4:55 pm

    now all you need is the 2 zeros

  29. rory_m on May 21st, 2010 4:56 pm

    just imagine every german pop song but put master chiefs body on the singer

  30. rory_m on May 21st, 2010 4:57 pm

    but it already has 2 how much more does it need

  31. rory_m on May 21st, 2010 4:58 pm

    she is the chic with the blue on her face

  32. rory_m on May 21st, 2010 4:59 pm

    man that song is catchy yvan-eht-noij makes me wanna do something?

  33. Zink120 on May 21st, 2010 5:24 pm

    We all know how Bungie like their Easter Eggs… What're the odds they're going to give Chief this guy's head in his next game?

  34. Roflcopter419 on May 21st, 2010 3:37 pm

    …I hate what Halolz is becoming. I make a lighthearted joke. A JOKE. And I get -1. WHY? Can we no longer take humor?

    If this continues, I'm leaving this site. I am DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS.

  35. KitchwaTembo on May 21st, 2010 8:58 pm

    :/

  36. AuraMaster on May 21st, 2010 10:22 pm

    Hey man; NEVER Hassel the Hoff.

  37. NekoKnight on May 21st, 2010 10:47 pm

    Haters gonna hate? If it makes you feel any better I don't speak German.

  38. NekoKnight on May 21st, 2010 10:52 pm

    +1 for being trilingual
    One of my friends studies both German and Japanese concurrently. Madness!

  39. Alpar on May 22nd, 2010 12:55 am

    Will you stay on DeviantArt, Church of Falcon, and Skype?

  40. TheTopHatKid on May 22nd, 2010 1:01 am

    狂気? Das ist Sparta! (Google translator ftw lol)

  41. TheTopHatKid on May 22nd, 2010 1:25 am

    *puts on Battlestar galactica t-shirt and does vulcan hand greeting thing*
    "May the force be with you."

  42. Roflcopter419 on May 21st, 2010 10:41 pm

    …I was kidding. What I'm mad at is that people thought I was serious. I never actually felt animosity towards anyone for this.

    Suddenly I feel hated. *emo corner*

  43. Sakiido on May 22nd, 2010 2:40 am

    I kinda threw up in my mouth alittle bit.
    also
    Kyoki? SU PA TA DESU

  44. NekoKnight on May 22nd, 2010 7:19 am

    +1 for good intentions

    You have been forgiven by the halolz community but simultaneously rejected from the emo corner.

  45. Zink120 on May 22nd, 2010 11:15 am

    Yaaay thanks! :D I, uh, don't mean to brag but I'm also studying French as well! lol
    I'd love to say I know some Latin too, but I've basically forgotten everything I knew at school. :[

  46. Zink120 on May 22nd, 2010 11:16 am

    Awesome. You know, there's a youtube vid that does that scene in 8 different languages in a row!

  47. Zink120 on May 22nd, 2010 11:18 am

    And now the emo corner is… so alone… (T ^ T)

  48. TheAustrianGuy on May 23rd, 2010 10:44 am

    As you can gues from my username I´m from austria (a german-speaking country) so let me try and translate this for you guys:

    Now I´m sitting here in this bar for days,
    all night long, my cash´s gone
    my last beerr, how can I endure this?
    What do I have left, If I also lose you now?

    Pilots like us, have no fear.
    Flying much too high, and (then) falling deep.
    Pilots like us, have no fear
    Flying much too high, but sometimes you crash.

    At midnight, this guys comes into this bar
    A real Wreck* , He has it even worse than me
    "My Friend" he says, and without any asking
    hes saying "I sure have it (as bad) as you "

    Pilots like us, have no fear.
    Flying much too high, and (then) falling deep.
    Pilots like us, have no fear
    Flying much too high, but sometimes you crash.

    Pilots like us, have no fear.
    Flying much too high, and (then) falling deep.
    Pilots like us, have no fear
    Flying much too high, but sometimes you crash.

    Pilots like us

    *"wreck" in German "Wrack" is not only used for ship-wreck, but also for a person who ist totally at the end, with his body and/or his mind

    Hope my english isnt too bad, if you guys have didn´t understand a part of the translation, just ask.

  49. AuraMaster on May 31st, 2010 3:58 pm

    Simpson's reference. I like it.

  50. AuraMaster on May 31st, 2010 3:59 pm

    They're worthless unless they can shoot lasers.

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