Hmmmm… I’ll be interested to see the parody lyrics that you regulars come up with for this one… :P
By Kiyi-chan
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(379 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)






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and I'm like bwahahar
I could teach you
But I only have Charge
My thundershock kills all the birds in the yard,
And their like
barrwhaahjdhh
Damn right, then can't help but faint,
I can TM you,
But I have to charge
I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the pokemons go paralized for.
They lose their moves,
The foe and wild,
I think its time
La la-la la la,
Charge it up.
Lala-lalala,
The gym leaders are waiting
My discharge kill all the birds in the yard,
And their like
barrwhaahjdhh
Damn right, then can't help but faint,
I can TM you,
But I have to charge
I can see you're on it,
You want me to teach the TM
Moves that freaks these birds,
It can't be bought,
Just know, team Rocket gets caught,
Watch if your smart,
La la-la la la,
Charge it up.
Lala-lalala,
The elite four is waiting
Then use Discharge
Oh the horror
GO METALGREYMON! … owaitthisisnotdigimon
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING BIRD-TYPES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING BACKYARD!!!
I would have rated this as 4, but the actual song is annoying as hell
This would make a great T-shirt.
Ninja Bot, get on that.
I have always hated this song but you sir have made it amazing.
Well, that was a SHOCKING experience for Pidgey.
We at Halolz have a knack for that. But only if it's gaming-related: can't be too clever.
Because it used harden first.
HOW DARE YOU TEACH METAPOD AN ELECTRIC TYPE MOVE!
(( Plus one for reference! :8D ))
Great, now I'll have to look for a pic of a surfing raccoon, because zigzagoons can actually learn surf
I giev j00 teh Plusle 1
(LOL PUNNINESS)
ICWUTJ00DIDTHAR!!
Then get Pikachu to thundershock them.
And yet you continue to deny you are fluent in English?
Oka,y I promise not to-
WHARRGARBL
wharrgarbl
Hey what'd I miss?
When I speak =b
Use a flaaffy, and Discharge
Everybody dies of it, even you
Should I +1 you?
mmm
Wynaut? =b
Totally unrelated, but, there's a new digimon series coming out this year! |D
YES!!
I have an Ampharos with Discharge on mah HeartGold will that work :D
Punniness is not avoidable you get a plus 1
action:run(PKMN_PUN24.txt)
I have a Flaaffy with it on my SoulSilver, somehow I don't want it as an Ampharos =P
*instant rim-shot*
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRING ME THE EYE BELACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIve it an Everstone it will never evolve
FUCK YEAH SEAK-
…
I mean, FUCK YEAH IKKAKUMON
I know that =P
I can't think of any more puns, so I'm not gonna Raichu one.
Ok, but I don't know what good eye belach is gonna do you.
Well the children across the street didn't know they could do that they just kept pressing b every-time it would try to evolve until I showed them they could just do that
Ikkakumon's fine, but MetalSeaDramon is boss!
good show raccoon ol' chap now lets see if I can add some class to this
http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Classy-Pikachu…
FUCK YEAH SEADRAMON!!!
My eyes have been ruined for the 13th time
I HOPPIP works for you
Inorite? There's this guy calling me about his rattata every 5 minutes
Quite classy indeed
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-
*grabs a shotgun and points it at his face*
But… but… it's in the top percentile of Rattata!
Seconded (Or is it second'd?)
I refuse to use everstones, for they seem to negatively affect the performance of mah mudkipz.
Oran berries are better.
Such a GHASTLY chain of puns…
Same Difference
I third it
CCCCCCCCOMBO-BREAKER!!
Teach Rattata Endeavor and Quick Attack Woop everyone's ass at pokymanz
Oran berries are always better, they make miltanks give you teh milks!
Wait, that sounds wrong
It's better than Lyra
Her marril evolved into Azumarill… 4 TIMES!
And when I saw her it was still a Marill
I think I got scammed .-.
But it won't be able to cath a Hoothoot
Never! Because the trainer sucks at it
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DUDE GROSS
I SHUCKLE'd
How do you cath something lml
:P
Not writting the second "c" of any word
You tought it, I just said something sound wrong about it
My thundershock kills all the birds in the yard, and they're like, do I smell charred?
I never want to see again. EVER.
makes sense lml
This must be made into a shirt. NAO. DO IT SHAWN. MAKE AMENDS WITH KIYI-CHAN OR SOMETHING.
EDIT: Oh wait, it's already been made.
Fuck yeah!
DO NOT WAN….
wait 13th?
the hell happened the first 12 times?
My Miltank brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like "FUUUUUUUU-"
You're missing some sunglasses and an all-caps 'yeah'.
I've got some hot Skitty on Wailord action if anyone's interested?
I couldn't think of a funny comment. So here is an amateur link. I hope it helps.
Damn right, I think you're charred.
Now get ready, Zap Cannon hits hard.
rel="nofollow">Eaten -- Bloodbath
I've had one desire, since I could fight
To have my health lowered via Bite
To see my self be captured,
Before my eyes
Only for you'd I encounter
As a friggin' Flying type.
Thundershock me up,
Cut me apart
BRN my gut
And Double Kick my heart
Slash me up, I like to be hurt,
Use Thunder cus I'm a fucking bird
BEATEN!
My one desire, my only wish is to be
BEATEN!
The longer I fight, the more I'm fainting to feel the pain
BEATEN!
I will use any move to be
BEATEN!
My one desire, my only wish is to be
BEATEN!
Or can we,You DID mix the two things most men liek.
Also,Inb4lezzkips,Goatse,radishes,lezmons,and memes.
just to be safe.
You- WHARRGARBL
WHARRGARBL
Not much.
FUCK YEAH PIKACHU.
Waaaait…FUCK YEAH BEELZEMON.
That bird more looks like an inbreed chocobo…
Exdeath newds X_X thats what.
Well the new digimon can't possible look worse then the new pokemon, right?
Pikachu got fed up of the Pidgey in his garden.
Pikachu used Electric Fence!
Pidgey fainted!
its face*
Fixed that for ya.
You leave your pokemon there, you pay for it and then they record it in high definition to get even more money… Sick old people…
No even worse I accidentally walked in on a All American Rejects Recording session it hurt my eyes so much ): and Then I went on 4Chan only to constantly see youi images *Shutters*
In all reality all the digimon were always scarier then any of the pokemon minus Jynx *Shutters*
lml I know I have such a dirty mind
I should -1 you but since someone already did I help you
FUCK YEAH SHOCKING!
i need pics of you speaking or it never happened
youi images? LIKE THIShttp://www.youi.com.au/
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT IM TWELVE AND WHAT IS THIS?
i think you mean shudders my good man
Eh….. http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l75/edmasterpow…
Your Milage May Vary
But they go back to the animation style of Adventure-Frontier! |D
AND IIIIII HELPED
i saw it wit me own two eyes i did guvnor he reelly did ave it in a skype talker
i just love seeing trainers ZAPDOS bitches up
No, A_R_, I am referring to myself, thank you.
*pulls trigger*
… Don't you mean flying types?
You should total cut these people deal and get this shirt selling on your ninja site!
It's A Trap!
Why did you waste that bullet? You could have used it to kill that freak of nature!
He's trying to breed a catfish.
MILTANK RAAAAAAAGE!!!!
Well insurance is scary o_O
You stated you are "inb4 memes"
inb4 is a meme
You are inb4 you are inb4
Neo: woah.
Is that possible to do?
BTW, troll was here, I fix
No, he meant Shutter. He's trying to close the Shutters of his mind to block out the terrible image.
I could teach you… but you already have four moves.
delete a move to make room for thundershock?
No you know Gay Anime Secks
Someone -1'ed the repliers I halp
Same-Difference
I WANT THE UNICORN/LION THINGY!!!
Somebody -1'ed you Kiru I halp :D
yaoi…. yeah worth a eye bleach or two…
I DEMAND A T-SHIRT TO BE MADE OUT OF THIS! O.O
This is the first submission in a while that made me burst out laughing, kudos.
Yet Pidgeys are so weak; to kill them quickly is far more courteous than cruel.
To address another matter, I have finally returned.
We're working on it anyway! Ninja-Bot shirts are probably way nicer than ShirtSpace or whatever she's using atm.
…it's bigger than yours?
-1 Troll got some people, I fixed.
Hm…I'd hit that…
In the back of the head…
With my tongue…
Leaving it rather dead.
Not sure if anyone said this yet buuut…
OMG 69 ALERT SOMEBODY FETCH A TOP HAT AND A MONOCLE!!!
There's a good man . Here's a +1 for the trollhunter
It's 69 already? Damn… How am i going to put a tophat that won't blend with a background there? :/
Looks like you found a way :D
It is nearly time for meee~ >:]
The hat will work, but by av has no eyes… :-/
It has eyes! Well… At least one of them is visible. But you'll find a way to put a monocle there.
YAAAAAY! ^_^
There has been an influx of trolls in your absence, sir! Please drive them out with your refined lulz!
yeah i remember that 'sode
made me barf.
after you barf, you become protected from continued brafing
James
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PROFIT!