My thundershock kills all the birds in the yard and they're like barrwhaahjdhh

Hmmmm… I’ll be interested to see the parody lyrics that you regulars come up with for this one… :P
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 21, 2010 · 7:19 PM 
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125 Responses to “My thundershock kills all the birds in the yard”

  1. VyseRogueKing on May 21st, 2010 11:24 pm

    and I'm like bwahahar
    I could teach you
    But I only have Charge

  2. MrRaccoon on May 21st, 2010 7:32 pm

    My thundershock kills all the birds in the yard,
    And their like
    barrwhaahjdhh
    Damn right, then can't help but faint,
    I can TM you,
    But I have to charge

    I know you want it,
    The thing that makes me,
    What the pokemons go paralized for.
    They lose their moves,
    The foe and wild,
    I think its time

    La la-la la la,
    Charge it up.
    Lala-lalala,
    The gym leaders are waiting

    My discharge kill all the birds in the yard,
    And their like
    barrwhaahjdhh
    Damn right, then can't help but faint,
    I can TM you,
    But I have to charge

    I can see you're on it,
    You want me to teach the TM
    Moves that freaks these birds,
    It can't be bought,
    Just know, team Rocket gets caught,
    Watch if your smart,

    La la-la la la,
    Charge it up.
    Lala-lalala,
    The elite four is waiting

  3. MrRaccoon on May 21st, 2010 11:33 pm

    Then use Discharge
    Oh the horror

  4. SexyLegs on May 21st, 2010 11:41 pm

    GO METALGREYMON! … owaitthisisnotdigimon

  5. Taco77 on May 21st, 2010 7:41 pm

    I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING BIRD-TYPES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING BACKYARD!!!

  6. Pringer X on May 21st, 2010 11:41 pm

    I would have rated this as 4, but the actual song is annoying as hell

  7. Trogador on May 21st, 2010 11:44 pm

    This would make a great T-shirt.

    Ninja Bot, get on that.

  8. VyseRogueKing on May 21st, 2010 11:50 pm

    I have always hated this song but you sir have made it amazing.

  9. ArmyOfMidgets on May 21st, 2010 7:58 pm

    Well, that was a SHOCKING experience for Pidgey.

  10. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 21st, 2010 11:59 pm

    We at Halolz have a knack for that. But only if it's gaming-related: can't be too clever.

  11. ZombieGoatse on May 22nd, 2010 12:13 am

    Because it used harden first.
    HOW DARE YOU TEACH METAPOD AN ELECTRIC TYPE MOVE!

    (( Plus one for reference! :8D ))

  12. MrRaccoon on May 22nd, 2010 12:27 am

    Great, now I'll have to look for a pic of a surfing raccoon, because zigzagoons can actually learn surf

  13. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 12:36 am

    I giev j00 teh Plusle 1

    (LOL PUNNINESS)

  14. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 12:38 am

    ICWUTJ00DIDTHAR!!

  15. Sir Xandus on May 21st, 2010 8:49 pm

    Then get Pikachu to thundershock them.

  16. Alpar on May 22nd, 2010 12:52 am

    And yet you continue to deny you are fluent in English?

  17. Alpar on May 22nd, 2010 12:52 am

    Oka,y I promise not to-

    WHARRGARBL
    wharrgarbl

    Hey what'd I miss?

  18. MrRaccoon on May 22nd, 2010 1:32 am

    When I speak =b

  19. MrRaccoon on May 22nd, 2010 1:34 am

    Use a flaaffy, and Discharge
    Everybody dies of it, even you

  20. MrRaccoon on May 22nd, 2010 1:34 am

    Should I +1 you?
    mmm
    Wynaut? =b

  21. ArmyOfMidgets on May 22nd, 2010 1:41 am

    Totally unrelated, but, there's a new digimon series coming out this year! |D

  22. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 1:54 am

    YES!!

  23. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 1:54 am

    I have an Ampharos with Discharge on mah HeartGold will that work :D

  24. Taco77 on May 21st, 2010 9:55 pm

    Punniness is not avoidable you get a plus 1

  25. Xyxoz on May 21st, 2010 9:58 pm

    action:run(PKMN_PUN24.txt)

  26. MrRaccoon on May 22nd, 2010 2:01 am

    I have a Flaaffy with it on my SoulSilver, somehow I don't want it as an Ampharos =P

  27. SS4FireFox on May 22nd, 2010 2:01 am

    *instant rim-shot*

  28. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 2:13 am

    MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRING ME THE EYE BELACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 2:13 am

    GIve it an Everstone it will never evolve

  30. Jet_Sparrow on May 22nd, 2010 2:14 am

    FUCK YEAH SEAK-

    I mean, FUCK YEAH IKKAKUMON

  31. MrRaccoon on May 22nd, 2010 2:17 am

    I know that =P

  32. Jet_Sparrow on May 22nd, 2010 2:23 am

    I can't think of any more puns, so I'm not gonna Raichu one.

  33. Jet_Sparrow on May 22nd, 2010 2:26 am

    Ok, but I don't know what good eye belach is gonna do you.

  34. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 2:27 am

    Well the children across the street didn't know they could do that they just kept pressing b every-time it would try to evolve until I showed them they could just do that

  35. ArmyOfMidgets on May 22nd, 2010 2:30 am

    Ikkakumon's fine, but MetalSeaDramon is boss!

  36. Last on May 22nd, 2010 2:33 am

    good show raccoon ol' chap now lets see if I can add some class to this
    http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Classy-Pikachu

  37. Taco77 on May 21st, 2010 10:35 pm

    FUCK YEAH SEADRAMON!!!

  38. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 2:35 am

    My eyes have been ruined for the 13th time

  39. MrRaccoon on May 22nd, 2010 2:42 am

    I HOPPIP works for you

  40. MrRaccoon on May 22nd, 2010 2:43 am

    Inorite? There's this guy calling me about his rattata every 5 minutes

  41. MrRaccoon on May 22nd, 2010 2:52 am

    Quite classy indeed

  42. Nicholas Copernicus on May 22nd, 2010 2:54 am

    WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-
    *grabs a shotgun and points it at his face*

  43. Hejiru on May 22nd, 2010 2:55 am

    But… but… it's in the top percentile of Rattata!

  44. Nicholas Copernicus on May 22nd, 2010 2:55 am

    Seconded (Or is it second'd?)

  45. Nicholas Copernicus on May 22nd, 2010 2:56 am

    I refuse to use everstones, for they seem to negatively affect the performance of mah mudkipz.
    Oran berries are better.

  46. Nicholas Copernicus on May 22nd, 2010 2:57 am

    Such a GHASTLY chain of puns…

  47. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 3:00 am

    Same Difference
    I third it

  48. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 3:01 am

    CCCCCCCCOMBO-BREAKER!!

  49. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 3:02 am

    Teach Rattata Endeavor and Quick Attack Woop everyone's ass at pokymanz

  50. MrRaccoon on May 22nd, 2010 3:07 am

    Oran berries are always better, they make miltanks give you teh milks!

    Wait, that sounds wrong

  51. MrRaccoon on May 22nd, 2010 3:10 am

    It's better than Lyra
    Her marril evolved into Azumarill… 4 TIMES!
    And when I saw her it was still a Marill
    I think I got scammed .-.

  52. MrRaccoon on May 22nd, 2010 3:11 am

    But it won't be able to cath a Hoothoot
    Never! Because the trainer sucks at it

  53. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 3:13 am

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  54. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 3:17 am

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DUDE GROSS

  55. MrRaccoon on May 22nd, 2010 3:18 am

    I SHUCKLE'd

  56. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 3:20 am

    How do you cath something lml

  57. SexyLegs on May 21st, 2010 11:24 pm

    :P

  58. MrRaccoon on May 22nd, 2010 3:36 am

    Not writting the second "c" of any word

  59. MrRaccoon on May 22nd, 2010 3:37 am

    You tought it, I just said something sound wrong about it

  60. AuraMaster on May 22nd, 2010 3:55 am

    My thundershock kills all the birds in the yard, and they're like, do I smell charred?

  61. meinmattias on May 22nd, 2010 5:27 am

    I never want to see again. EVER.

  62. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 5:41 am

    makes sense lml

  63. Darkangelsv1 on May 22nd, 2010 1:49 am

    This must be made into a shirt. NAO. DO IT SHAWN. MAKE AMENDS WITH KIYI-CHAN OR SOMETHING.

    EDIT: Oh wait, it's already been made.
    Fuck yeah!

  64. luigiforVP on May 22nd, 2010 6:12 am

    DO NOT WAN….
    wait 13th?
    the hell happened the first 12 times?

  65. GameboyPATH on May 22nd, 2010 6:18 am

    My Miltank brings all the boys to the yard,
    and they're like "FUUUUUUUU-"

  66. TehVortex on May 22nd, 2010 6:40 am

    You're missing some sunglasses and an all-caps 'yeah'.

  67. TehVortex on May 22nd, 2010 7:14 am
  68. TehVortex on May 22nd, 2010 7:17 am
  69. TehVortex on May 22nd, 2010 7:20 am

    Damn right, I think you're charred.
    Now get ready, Zap Cannon hits hard.

  70. Fission on May 22nd, 2010 3:30 am

    rel="nofollow">Eaten -- Bloodbath

    I've had one desire, since I could fight
    To have my health lowered via Bite
    To see my self be captured,
    Before my eyes
    Only for you'd I encounter
    As a friggin' Flying type.

    Thundershock me up,
    Cut me apart
    BRN my gut
    And Double Kick my heart
    Slash me up, I like to be hurt,
    Use Thunder cus I'm a fucking bird

    BEATEN!

    My one desire, my only wish is to be

    BEATEN!

    The longer I fight, the more I'm fainting to feel the pain

    BEATEN!

    I will use any move to be

    BEATEN!

    My one desire, my only wish is to be

    BEATEN!

  71. KiruBananers on May 22nd, 2010 8:27 am

    Or can we,You DID mix the two things most men liek.
    Also,Inb4lezzkips,Goatse,radishes,lezmons,and memes.

    just to be safe.

  72. KiruBananers on May 22nd, 2010 8:27 am

    You- WHARRGARBL
    WHARRGARBL

    Not much.

  73. KiruBananers on May 22nd, 2010 8:28 am

    FUCK YEAH PIKACHU.

    Waaaait…FUCK YEAH BEELZEMON.

  74. MiniNinja on May 22nd, 2010 8:38 am

    That bird more looks like an inbreed chocobo

  75. Gamage on May 22nd, 2010 9:40 am

    Exdeath newds X_X thats what.

  76. Gamage on May 22nd, 2010 5:44 am

    Well the new digimon can't possible look worse then the new pokemon, right?

  77. Nidking on May 22nd, 2010 10:04 am

    Pikachu got fed up of the Pidgey in his garden.
    Pikachu used Electric Fence!
    Pidgey fainted!

  78. A_R_ on May 22nd, 2010 11:53 am

    its face*

    Fixed that for ya.

  79. A_R_ on May 22nd, 2010 11:56 am

    You leave your pokemon there, you pay for it and then they record it in high definition to get even more money… Sick old people…

  80. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 12:01 pm

    No even worse I accidentally walked in on a All American Rejects Recording session it hurt my eyes so much ): and Then I went on 4Chan only to constantly see youi images *Shutters*

  81. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 12:04 pm

    In all reality all the digimon were always scarier then any of the pokemon minus Jynx *Shutters*

  82. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 12:06 pm

    lml I know I have such a dirty mind

  83. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 12:11 pm

    I should -1 you but since someone already did I help you

  84. A_R_ on May 22nd, 2010 12:48 pm

    FUCK YEAH SHOCKING!

  85. rory_m on May 22nd, 2010 1:14 pm

    i need pics of you speaking or it never happened

  86. rory_m on May 22nd, 2010 1:16 pm

    youi images? LIKE THIShttp://www.youi.com.au/

  87. rory_m on May 22nd, 2010 1:17 pm

    OH GOD WHAT IS THAT IM TWELVE AND WHAT IS THIS?

  88. rory_m on May 22nd, 2010 1:19 pm

    i think you mean shudders my good man

  89. ArmyOfMidgets on May 22nd, 2010 1:20 pm

    Eh….. http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l75/edmasterpow
    Your Milage May Vary
    But they go back to the animation style of Adventure-Frontier! |D

  90. rory_m on May 22nd, 2010 1:21 pm

    AND IIIIII HELPED

  91. rory_m on May 22nd, 2010 1:23 pm

    i saw it wit me own two eyes i did guvnor he reelly did ave it in a skype talker

  92. CJ47 on May 22nd, 2010 1:56 pm

    i just love seeing trainers ZAPDOS bitches up

  93. Nicholas Copernicus on May 22nd, 2010 2:06 pm

    No, A_R_, I am referring to myself, thank you.

    *pulls trigger*

  94. Nicholas Copernicus on May 22nd, 2010 2:09 pm

    … Don't you mean flying types?

  95. killercartoons on May 22nd, 2010 10:35 am

    You should total cut these people deal and get this shirt selling on your ninja site!

  96. Captain Rehab on May 22nd, 2010 2:50 pm

    It's A Trap!

  97. A_R_ on May 22nd, 2010 3:00 pm

    Why did you waste that bullet? You could have used it to kill that freak of nature!

  98. A_R_ on May 22nd, 2010 3:02 pm

    He's trying to breed a catfish.

  99. spaghettiweegee on May 22nd, 2010 3:20 pm

    MILTANK RAAAAAAAGE!!!!

  100. Gamage on May 22nd, 2010 3:25 pm

    Well insurance is scary o_O

  101. Squikker2001 on May 22nd, 2010 3:36 pm

    You stated you are "inb4 memes"
    inb4 is a meme
    You are inb4 you are inb4

    Neo: woah.

  102. MrRaccoon on May 22nd, 2010 3:38 pm

    Is that possible to do?
    BTW, troll was here, I fix

  103. ZombieGoatse on May 22nd, 2010 4:30 pm

    No, he meant Shutter. He's trying to close the Shutters of his mind to block out the terrible image.

  104. TCC on May 22nd, 2010 1:36 pm

    I could teach you… but you already have four moves.

    delete a move to make room for thundershock?

  105. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 5:40 pm

    No you know Gay Anime Secks

  106. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 5:41 pm

    Someone -1'ed the repliers I halp

  107. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 5:42 pm

    Same-Difference

  108. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 5:43 pm

    I WANT THE UNICORN/LION THINGY!!!

  109. Taco77 on May 22nd, 2010 5:45 pm

    Somebody -1'ed you Kiru I halp :D

  110. fmarulz on May 22nd, 2010 6:05 pm

    yaoi…. yeah worth a eye bleach or two…

  111. Alfa on May 22nd, 2010 6:25 pm

    I DEMAND A T-SHIRT TO BE MADE OUT OF THIS! O.O

  112. Link4all on May 22nd, 2010 6:31 pm

    This is the first submission in a while that made me burst out laughing, kudos.

  113. AreUExperienced on May 22nd, 2010 7:02 pm

    Yet Pidgeys are so weak; to kill them quickly is far more courteous than cruel.

    To address another matter, I have finally returned.

  114. Shawn Handyside on May 22nd, 2010 9:00 pm

    We're working on it anyway! Ninja-Bot shirts are probably way nicer than ShirtSpace or whatever she's using atm.

  115. meinmattias on May 22nd, 2010 9:02 pm

    …it's bigger than yours?

  116. Link4all on May 22nd, 2010 11:52 pm

    -1 Troll got some people, I fixed.

  117. Xenomorph42Q on May 23rd, 2010 3:56 am

    Hm…I'd hit that…

    In the back of the head…

    With my tongue…

    Leaving it rather dead.

  118. Zink120 on May 23rd, 2010 8:34 pm

    Not sure if anyone said this yet buuut…
    OMG 69 ALERT SOMEBODY FETCH A TOP HAT AND A MONOCLE!!!

  119. VyseRogueKing on May 23rd, 2010 4:41 pm

    There's a good man . Here's a +1 for the trollhunter

  120. A_R_ on May 23rd, 2010 5:57 pm

    It's 69 already? Damn… How am i going to put a tophat that won't blend with a background there? :/

  121. Zink120 on May 23rd, 2010 10:23 pm

    Looks like you found a way :D
    It is nearly time for meee~ >:]
    The hat will work, but by av has no eyes… :-/

  122. A_R_ on May 24th, 2010 6:59 am

    It has eyes! Well… At least one of them is visible. But you'll find a way to put a monocle there.

  123. Zink120 on May 24th, 2010 8:06 am

    YAAAAAY! ^_^
    There has been an influx of trolls in your absence, sir! Please drive them out with your refined lulz!

  124. dope92 on May 25th, 2010 4:06 pm

    yeah i remember that 'sode

    made me barf.

    after you barf, you become protected from continued brafing

  125. falco090 on September 20th, 2010 1:53 am

    James
    +
    boobs
    +
    ???
    =
    PROFIT!

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