The epic tale of one man’s rise to power in Stillwater. And then I assume he went on to create Valve…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 15, 2010 · 4:21 PM 
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94 Responses to “[VIDEO] Gabe Newell: Rise to Power”

  1. spplmj on May 15th, 2010 4:27 pm

    Rosie o'donnel?

  2. Alpar on May 15th, 2010 8:42 pm

    All that came to mind was: Heavy Weapons Guy -- The Early Years.

  3. Coodoo on May 15th, 2010 9:01 pm


  4. Link4all on May 15th, 2010 9:09 pm

    So he's the douchebag who always brings a gun to a knife fight.

  5. spaghettiweegee on May 15th, 2010 9:18 pm


    …I don't get it…

  6. Plaza on May 15th, 2010 5:23 pm

    He is like the Chuck Norris of game industry!

  7. Hakokoro on May 15th, 2010 9:28 pm

    <insert fat joke that is amazing here>

    <insert a TF2 related joke that would give me +1 here>

  8. FoxyMayo on May 15th, 2010 9:50 pm

    And yet, the Engie update STILL isn't out yet.

  9. TUNGST3N on May 15th, 2010 9:54 pm

    Wait I thought Gabe was more of a knife guy than a gun guy?

  10. Sir Xandus on May 15th, 2010 10:02 pm

    Everytime you make a fat joke about Gabe Newell, he forwards the release date of Episode 2 by a week.

    Just throwing that out there.

  11. AuraMaster on May 15th, 2010 10:21 pm

    The lesson? NEVER fuck with fat people.

  12. Jacotify on May 15th, 2010 10:25 pm

    All in a day's work.

  13. Leo058 on May 15th, 2010 10:41 pm

    I think this is fake. If there's one thing I learned from Dead or Alive, it's that cute ninja girls are invincible, and don't even need a weapon to kick your ass.

  14. BlueChameleon on May 15th, 2010 10:45 pm

    Strangely, his favourite class is the spy.

  15. Leo058 on May 15th, 2010 7:10 pm

    -1 troll. I can get everyone else's comments, but someone needs to fix mine.

  16. Gamage on May 16th, 2010 1:50 am

    All I see when I watch this is Shawn running around with a courage kratos gun killing the citizens of Halolz. Why Shawn? WHY!?

  17. Judgment on May 16th, 2010 3:20 am

    So this is why he dropped out of Harvard
    good choice imo

  18. Daifuku on May 15th, 2010 11:39 pm

    Gabe Newall knows where you sleep Shigeru Miamoto…he's coming for you next.

  19. Hareoic on May 16th, 2010 4:46 am

    So Jack Thompson was right about video game violence after all.

    Just not in the way he expected.

  20. dimomarg on May 16th, 2010 5:37 am

    so, the half life series is loosely* based on Gabe's life?

    *too losely**
    ***not at all

  21. Kirby_Emprer on May 16th, 2010 6:17 am
  22. Darkangelsv1 on May 16th, 2010 7:55 am

    Meanwhile at Valve…

  23. A_R_ on May 16th, 2010 9:35 am

    Because he never really was on our side?

  24. Miketuu on May 16th, 2010 1:29 pm

    Jump off Buildings!

  25. jayc4life on May 16th, 2010 3:21 pm

    Take off the glasses for instant Bobby Kotick Mode.

  26. Some guy on May 16th, 2010 1:04 pm

    This is all from Saints Row II for those that wanna know.

  27. Leo058 on May 16th, 2010 8:57 pm

    "This is our city… we can do whatever the fuck we want."

    I assume he went on to say:

    "…Let's make a gaming company."

  28. Someguy5031 on May 16th, 2010 11:35 pm

    @1:06 you can see him taking out a Sony executive

  29. dope92 on May 17th, 2010 8:22 pm


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