Just another day for Kratos!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 11, 2010 · 10:17 AM
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I'M SO SORRY… LAST ONE I SWEAR!
I don't think i can ever believe you again.
the taste of betrayal
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You broke my heart Shawn.
You tore me to pieces Shawn.
Mmmm…tastes like stale meme :d
Haha I can't argue with being a counterpoint that is a Halolz submission!
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I can't even believe in me who believes in him.
Halolz strikes back at Shawn? The irony…
Tastes like bad meat.
Shawn… I am disapoint.
Go to the corner and think about what you've done.
thats what she said… then i never saw her again… :'-(
MORE of these?
Can't let you do that, Shawn.
Well, the cache won't let him do that, so…
And yet you can argue with your core audience?
Oh Shawn….
Why would you do this?
inb4 pierce the heavens.
That's what she said…
Go on. Put up a Kanyegate submission Shawn. POST IT! IF YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH!
AGAIN!? Damn, Kratos is harder to kill then Sinister!
…You know which one im talkign about…..Right?
And threw every piece into a fire :[
Wait, you mean Sinistar?
and the fire instantly died out making me look at it miserably
to mock us with his massive powar over rhalolz
SHAAAAAAAAAAAWN!
Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
Possibly the lowest rated Halolz submission ever.
Submit unfunny stuff
Have Shawn take the blame for it.
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WELL IT BETTER BE!! Or else no more funny comments for you mister!!
Oh stop ya whining! I personally thought that was quite funny. A great submission to wake up to that received the worst possible review. Of the Courage Kratos submissions so far, this has been the funniest. Well down Shawn :D
Beware, a typo!
Run! Run! Run!
RAAAAAAAAWR
Using Halolz submission to critique another Halolz submission?
You sir, have won Halolz.
That's it…
I'm not coming back to Halolz.
Thx for everything Shawn!
I’m STILL expecting a courage star wolf.
See dead meme revived. One star and not let kratos do that.
He killed my motivations to come here…
Well, in all fairness, he's the one who first found the "meme", and he's the one that puts them up on the site.
1.40 is the lowest… can we beat it?
I mean, don't get me wrong, I love hearing Kratos recap his day while scowling at me, but…
/sarcasm
POST KRATOS AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MUTHA FUCKA! POST KRATOS AGAIN! >:U
Shawn…please stop.
Dammit, Shawn. I didn't even mind the other Courage Kratos submissions, but this one isn't even funny.
Eh I think Halolz is a pretty cool guy, posts bad submissions and doesn't afraid of anything.
*Slaps Fission*
You forgot to say:
"As they burned it hurt because this meme is real overused."
Shawn.
I'm never believing you ever again.
And yes, this time, we will STAY mad at you.
^
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Hey Shawn, you seeing that?
That means NO MORE KRATOS JOKES ON HALOLZ.
Wolf prevents it.
You thought the last three were funny to begin with?
Don't. You're only encouraging for what's unwanted.
[./agreeing]
Don't!
Who else will be Halolz's green guy lover? D:
Well, Shawn IS a Mod, technically.
Don't bring Wolf into this! He didn't do anything!
For once.
Eh I think Shawns a pretty cool guy, constantly annoys people with Courage Kratos and doesn't afraid of anything
Actually that last one was rong it should be inb4 who the hell do you think we are
+1 for using teh Animaniacs
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Link or Tingle?
*posts kratos*?
*facepalm* actually rong is rong. SPELLING MALLET.
goddammit, enough with the gay ass kratos's head bullshit!
Godzilla dummy.
but I haven't even asked him what marcelus jones looks like yet. D:
SON. I AM DISSAPOINT. ಠ_ಠ
Not that funny, but not horrible. This one doesn't even seem like it's trying.
I heard Taco 77 is a pretty cool guy, posts the same thing someone else does before him and doesn't afraid of anything.
I think comments is a pretty cool guy, eh does it wrong and doesn't afraid of anything.
I know, I didn't know how to refer to Taco D:
Maybe, but it's probably not a good idea to try and find out.
I don't have ASCII, but I have Sammy!
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I have had it with these motherfucking Kratos' on this motherfucking page!
I guess after the first few hours of a picture being submitted it's troll territory now? All these things I need to learn delving into the cesspit that anon resides.
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Sorry, but there were just so many things wrong with your post…
I got bored already
Oh sorry, I'll use smaller words next time.
No we just have gotten tired of this meme and it was funny the first 2 but then they were kinda annoying because they seemed to be every other submission
But what about the original Green Ranger? Is there no love for Tommy?
I personally didn't like the first few but this one has kinda a nostalgiac feel to it. The others were just spoilers :S I
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IT'S SUPER-EFFECTIVE!!!!!!
Sorry I didn't notice that you did this too I just thought of that as soon as I saw the image and I scrolled down as fast as I could to post it and I didn't notice your comment.
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Not really….
I mean. Who haven't played god of war?
Funny you should ask… I know far too many people who haven't. Although 1 person would constitute as too many :P
But what does that have to do with nostalgia anyways?
You could've just googled it I did that because I forgot which keys to type
It's okay :D
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but you just misspelled wrong twice DOUBLE SPELLING MALLET! don't make me use mah BAN HAMMER OF ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION!!!!
DOES HE POST LIKE A BITCH?!
actually kratos does kinda look like a bitch now that you mention it… o,o
Kratos strikes again
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…Oddly enough, me!
Kratos motherfucker, do you stop it!
Which one got 1.40?
Why does no-one pay attention! …TO GUILE?
Falcon Heene.
Now these bits of lyrics make a beautiful thread
People? -1ing MY webmaster? …Well, maybe he had it coming this time.
Long story. Shawn found a semi-funny, forced meme that someone made on DeviantArt. The first one got good scores, and laughs were had. Then Shawn posted a second one, almost immediately. It was still somewhat enjoyable, but with the combined facts that it wasn't as good as the firs, and it got old very quickly, it got some low scores. A third and fourth were quickly posted as well, which got some of the lowest scores I've seen on Halolz. Even Shawn admitted they were getting old. After a few days, just when we thought we were safe, another one comes along. Shawn gets raged at, people get pissed off, etc. One month later, we get this.
That should about sum it up.
Thank you for the (long) explaination. But then again, what's the joke? Is it funny that Shawn annoys people? Because there is not fun nor pun in this one.
Oh, and can someone teach me the secret art of Halolz Markup Language?
I think Shawn's doing it to get a reaction out of us… though I know he does like the meme.
Define "markup language". You want to know about linking? Bold/italics/etc.? Pictures?
A society known for its free and independent mockery of video games and the like, caused an individual to feel he should apologise and move for the revoking of his own art?
My fellows, I feel we've reached a stage in our community not too dissimilar from Nazi Germany.
> You want to know about linking? Bold/italics/etc.? Pictures?
Yes, this kind of stuff. And quoting would be handy sometimes.
No quotes here (at least I don't think).
Anyway, italics, bold, and underline are all easy. Type out the following, all in one line, no spaces unless specified:
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(u for underline, b for bold, i for italics)
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(The text you want to underline, etc.)
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(whichever letter you used before)
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But yeah, watch out for sizes, 'cause I don't know how to shrink images, or if it's even possible.
Also, I don't think we can use quotes here.
Um… it wasn't funny, and the creator admitted it? I don't think you can compare that to the Third Reich.
It's not like we were the ones who made him think it was bad. He always thought that, and we agreed.
Well, it works… but not very well…
Will do -- if needed.
what does a bitch exactly look like? i mean besides kratos
Because he has a crew cut :P
Yeah… that was the point… I was mocking your spelling error. Also, how did you get anything more powerful than a small rubber toy hammer? That's just not right.
As I look up there it makes me glad this meme's dead.
Now we just need Falcon to do the same thing.
I thought it was Gale from SMT Digital Devil Saga. Man, I forgot about that guy for a long time.
…he is the green guy we're talking about right?
It's becuase I am really Caboose from Red Vs. Blue
let it go man!