GILLS OF WAR

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 9, 2010 · 8:56 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (272 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)
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88 Responses to “GILLS OF WAR”

  1. Alpar on May 9th, 2010 12:58 pm

    OH
    I get it! It's because it's supposed to be called GEARS of War! A-and-and, Gills sounds like Gears, and and there are fish replacing heads, and it's also funny because gills are supposed to help fish breathe underwater, and-

    Okay. I'll be quiet.

  2. Leo058 on May 9th, 2010 1:03 pm

    Marcus, stop being such a clown.

  3. AuraMaster on May 9th, 2010 1:06 pm

    The fish have legs?

    Guess that makes them two-knee fish.

  4. Sir Xandus on May 9th, 2010 1:18 pm

    What fish would Carmine be?

  5. spplmj on May 9th, 2010 1:52 pm

    P.Sherman
    42 Wallaby Way,
    Sydney!

    I REMEMBERED!

  6. Leo058 on May 9th, 2010 1:57 pm

    Goldfish. They're everywhere, common, and never live past 20.

  7. rory_m on May 9th, 2010 2:23 pm

    YEAH, BLOOP, BRING IT ON PUFFER, THIS MA KINDA FISH!

  8. rory_m on May 9th, 2010 2:26 pm

    No alpar please do go on.

  9. rory_m on May 9th, 2010 2:28 pm

    I was gonna say sushi

  10. Acrazymonke on May 9th, 2010 2:38 pm

    dude somone -1ned you but i fixed it

  11. Acrazymonke on May 9th, 2010 2:40 pm

    No comment… Wait?

  12. Zink120 on May 9th, 2010 3:07 pm

    What, I still don't get it :-/ Could you elaborate sir?

  13. codemaster525 on May 9th, 2010 3:19 pm

    *EPIC FACEPALM*

  14. Leo058 on May 9th, 2010 3:32 pm
  15. Fork_of_Truth on May 9th, 2010 4:01 pm

    something about this seems really fishy

  16. meinmattias on May 9th, 2010 4:04 pm

    Oh, for the love of cod! :/

  17. Daifuku on May 9th, 2010 4:26 pm

    ^
    This is a comment.

  18. Gamage on May 9th, 2010 4:29 pm

    I get it! its also funny because Marcus is a clown fish, which nemo was also. Marcus tends to get seperated from the group, and that happened in finding nemo to nemo. :D

  19. Kalathar on May 9th, 2010 4:30 pm

    So if they use a chainsaw on them, does it mean they're making sushi?

  20. MrRaccoon on May 9th, 2010 5:11 pm

    ^
    This is a reply.

  21. MrRaccoon on May 9th, 2010 5:13 pm

    It's funny because it makes sense :D

  22. Sir Xandus on May 9th, 2010 5:15 pm

    Only if they didn't us the scorcher on them right before.

  23. MrRaccoon on May 9th, 2010 5:20 pm

    Sice I got nothing funny to say about the sucmission…
    *ahem*

    " Alla the wonders of the sea
    Will be served up hot to me
    Baked or broiled or lightly breaded
    Just the thought makes me lightheaded
    Can there be a smarter thought
    'N a bowl of tartar sauce
    Fish Pockets, here I come! "

  24. dapaperboy on May 9th, 2010 5:22 pm

    It seems as if Shawn is *hooked* onto the *reely* *luring* submission. Shall we say he was…*baited*?

  25. dapaperboy on May 9th, 2010 5:25 pm

    Hey, look. "Esc-a-pay". I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word "escape."

  26. dapaperboy on May 9th, 2010 5:33 pm

    =l … =( … =[

  27. dapaperboy on May 9th, 2010 5:33 pm

    What flavor of Goldfish?

  28. ArmyOfMidgets on May 9th, 2010 5:55 pm

    ^
    This is a reply.

  29. Sir Xandus on May 9th, 2010 6:06 pm

    GAH! TOO MANY PUNS!

    *shoots self in head*

  30. Sir Xandus on May 9th, 2010 6:23 pm

    Thank you, Captain Obvious.

  31. Link4all on May 9th, 2010 6:26 pm

    Here's one fight you can't swim away from.

  32. Link4all on May 9th, 2010 6:33 pm

    Looks like they *landed* a new job.

  33. combatbeaver on May 9th, 2010 7:03 pm

    Marcus + Nemo = Marco?

  34. codemaster525 on May 9th, 2010 3:18 pm

    Oh I see what you fucking did thar.

  35. Darkangelsv1 on May 9th, 2010 7:23 pm

    POLO!

  36. MrRaccoon on May 9th, 2010 7:31 pm

    ^
    This is a sarcastic reply

  37. MrRaccoon on May 9th, 2010 7:31 pm

    ^
    This is a reply to a reply

  38. MrRaccoon on May 9th, 2010 7:32 pm

    No references of european explorers allowed in the swimming pool!

  39. DClaw on May 9th, 2010 7:33 pm

    You see, THIS is why we don't dump oil in the ocean! Shit gets real the!

  40. spplmj on May 9th, 2010 7:41 pm

    fish are friends not food

  41. spplmj on May 9th, 2010 7:42 pm

    THIS IS SPARTA!

  42. nobrain on May 9th, 2010 7:43 pm

    =O

    now you're just looking up quotes

  43. Sir Xandus on May 9th, 2010 7:53 pm

    Sparta?

    This! Is! HALOLZ!

    *kicks him down pit*

  44. Darkangelsv1 on May 9th, 2010 8:08 pm

    Oh you. =P

  45. Naxts_The_Demon on May 9th, 2010 8:10 pm

    A freakin Megalith shark.
    Everybody knows Carmine is unstoppable. His fish counter-part should reflect that.

  46. Kalathar on May 9th, 2010 4:30 pm

    So if they use a chainsaw on them, does it mean they're making sushi?

  47. combatbeaver on May 9th, 2010 8:37 pm

    you sir get a +1 for getting my hidden refference

  48. Acrazymonke on May 9th, 2010 8:56 pm

    umm can somone help me out here we've got a level 3 troll outbreak
    *grips handle of troolsebale*

  49. MrRaccoon on May 9th, 2010 5:20 pm

    Sice I got nothing funny to say about the sucmission…
    *ahem*

    " Alla the wonders of the sea
    Will be served up hot to me
    Baked or broiled or lightly breaded
    Just the thought makes me lightheaded
    Can there be a smarter thought
    'N a bowl of tartar sauce
    Fish Pockets, here I come! "

  50. nobrain on May 9th, 2010 5:21 pm

    Well I think Sam FISHer would still kick their fins

    *badum psh:*

    =D… =O …. =|

  51. Daifuku on May 9th, 2010 9:22 pm

    Big Bird is not amused ಠ_ಠ

  52. Daifuku on May 9th, 2010 9:23 pm

    ^
    This should be Colonel Obvious.

  53. Daifuku on May 9th, 2010 9:23 pm

    GUN!!!

  54. Alpar on May 9th, 2010 9:24 pm

    Because it wasn't Sparta?

  55. Alpar on May 9th, 2010 9:24 pm

    ^This is just a random reply

  56. BlueChameleon on May 9th, 2010 10:31 pm

    ALL ABOARD THE COD TRAIN!

  57. Sir Xandus on May 9th, 2010 10:44 pm
  58. nobrain on May 9th, 2010 6:51 pm

    curses to you both, now I'm going to go rewatch Finding Nemo

  59. Taco77 on May 9th, 2010 10:54 pm

    Huh He touched the Butt!

  60. Taco77 on May 9th, 2010 10:57 pm

    OH HO HO EETS FUNNY BECAUSE HE MISSPELLED SUBMISSION SO IT SOUNDED LIKE SUCK-MISSION OH HO HO!!!

  61. Taco77 on May 9th, 2010 10:58 pm

    ^
    This is me saying something stupid :D

  62. nobrain on May 9th, 2010 7:00 pm

    Call of Dew fish: Modern seabattle

  63. AuraMaster on May 9th, 2010 11:10 pm

    Looks like Marcus is…
    *sunglasses*

    A fish out of water.
    http://instantsfun.es/csi

  64. AuraMaster on May 9th, 2010 11:14 pm

    Do the following, only without the line breaks.

    <
    b
    >
    (word goes here)
    <
    /
    b
    >

  65. AuraMaster on May 9th, 2010 11:15 pm

    Hold it, Brak. Have you finished your homework yet?

  66. Alpar on May 9th, 2010 11:32 pm

    ^I bet he's wondering what Ganon's up to.

  67. MrRaccoon on May 9th, 2010 11:52 pm

    Well, I… no
    But mom! I need fish!

  68. dapaperboy on May 9th, 2010 11:57 pm

    <bold>lol></bold>

  69. MrRaccoon on May 9th, 2010 8:11 pm

    ^
    This is a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

  70. Fhantinabox on May 9th, 2010 8:11 pm

    Why did you go and do that? He was just lost…

  71. Alpar on May 10th, 2010 12:21 am

    No! >:(

    I don't want to!

    *Pouts*

  72. Roflcopter419 on May 10th, 2010 12:46 am

    You WILL elaborate on it and you will LIKE IT!

  73. ArmyOfMidgets on May 10th, 2010 12:55 am

    THE GAME

  74. Daifuku on May 10th, 2010 12:57 am

    lrn2html

  75. Leo058 on May 10th, 2010 1:13 am

    …Until he dies. …Then his brother dies. And if that girl in Gears 3 is Carmine's sister (like Scott Ramsoomair predicted), I bet she's gonna die too.

  76. Leo058 on May 10th, 2010 1:15 am

    Well all I need to hear is "Welcome to Fish Pockets, how many in your party?" I SAY "JUST ME!"

    You know, I remember taping the first five episodes of that show many years ago, and they were just so great. They're still hilarious.

  77. Taco77 on May 10th, 2010 1:46 am

    Oh so you weren't making fun of it because you didn't like it

  78. dope92 on May 9th, 2010 10:03 pm

    oh god

    NOT THE FISH PUNS!!!

    NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  79. AuraMaster on May 9th, 2010 11:17 pm

    ^
    This piece is what all true warriors strive for, MAH BOI.

  80. Sir Xandus on May 9th, 2010 11:37 pm

    ^

    Hopes she made lotsa spaghetti.

  81. MrRaccoon on May 9th, 2010 11:50 pm

    I did? Didn't notice

  82. AuraMaster on May 10th, 2010 4:01 am
  83. AuraMaster on May 10th, 2010 4:07 am
  84. AuraMaster on May 10th, 2010 4:12 am

    ^
    Dared to bring light into my lair. HE MUST DIE.

  85. combatbeaver on May 10th, 2010 7:22 am
  86. Alpar on May 10th, 2010 10:31 pm

    *Pretend I made a legitimate explanation*

    And that's how chocolate milk walks from dead babies.

  87. Alpar on May 11th, 2010 12:29 am

    ^Forgot to insert lightning

  88. Mako_Tsunami on May 11th, 2010 1:20 am

    WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS GAME A ****ING FISH!?

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