What makes Nick Fury a good Demoman? If he were a bad Demoman, he wouldn’t be sittin’ here discussin’ it with ya now would he?
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What makes him a good demoman is that he’s sick of these motherfucking spies backstabbing the motherfucking snipers and engi’s!
it looks like he has spocks hair…
Samuel L. Jackson makes a good ANYTHING.
He's a black scottish cyclops.
THAT'S IT!
I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GETTING DRUNK ON THAT MOTHERFCKING IRON SUIT IN MOTHERFCKING BIRTHDAY PARTIES!
I'm going to isolate you from the outside world, Stark.
i tell you it's cause he's black
Samuel L. Jackson is such a good Demoman he doesn't need a team. He's on his own team, the Black Team.
Do we care? As long as he kicks ass and takes names because he's Samuel Jackson, it's all good!
"Thats a good danm sandvich!"
SCRUMPY, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU DRINK IT?!!!
So S.H.I.E.L.D. now stands for Strategic Homeland Intervention, Excavation and Longtime Demolitions?
IF I WASN'T A GOOD DEMO-MAN I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN 'ERE, DISCUSSING IT WIT YA NOW WOULD I!?
yes.
white guys cant play black guys
but we can do them.
"'Hey, could you hand me my grenade laucher? It's the one that says 'Drunk Motherfucker' on it."
i dont think that line has anything to do with this picture.
One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch…and you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengence upon thee!
*KABOOM!*
Ohhh… say "what" again! IN HELL!
No. There was no scrumpy, so I had to order sake instead.
And boy the result was disastrous…
No. There was no scrumpy, so I had to order sake instead.
And boy the result was disastrous…
So he'd even make a good Asian?
Sure it does. He's setting, he's a demoman, and he's disccusing it with someone off screen.
Sure it does. He's setting, he's a demoman, and he's disccusing it with someone off screen.
If I were a BAD Demoman, I wouldn't be starring in the next Iron Man, now would I?
Didn't know Demoman knew how to adjust the settings of the game. Did the engineer teach him?
Demoman and Ironman are the best drinking buddies ever.
mm,thats a tasty burger, may i have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?
Hey, who needs to be sober when they fight crime?
THAT'S IT!
I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GETTING DRUNK ON THAT MOTHERFCKING IRON SUIT IN MOTHERFCKING BIRTHDAY PARTIES!
I'm going to isolate you from the outside world, Stark.
SCOTTISH MOTHERF*CKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
So would he be a good white guy because he is black?
Do we care? As long as he kicks ass and takes names because he's Samuel Jackson, it's all good!
Oh, they're going to hafta glue you back togheter, IN STARK INDUSTRIES!
The path of the Scout is beset on all sides by the Sentries of the Engineers and the butterfly knives of Spies. Blessed is he, who in the name of RED or BLU, shepherds the Scout through the valley of 2fort, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of the intelligence. And I will strike down upon thee with scrumpy bottles and critical explosives those who would attempt to backstab and taunt my brothers! And you will know my name is the Demoman when I detonate my explosives upon thee!
Including beer. Mm-mmm, bitch!
He'd also make a good guitarist, as proven through South Park: All black guys can play bass.
What makes me a good demoman? I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you S.H.I.E.L.D if I wasn't now would I?!?
Meh, probably yes. That or it is simply composed of win.
The BAD team. Purple Colored pansies.
It stands for BITCHES ARE DEMENTED.
South Park doesn't teach you, they swear it into your skull!
Haha! (Peter Griffin laugh)
I poked a holey hole in your logic!
South Park lessons are inconstant.
Your proof is invalid.
How's it taste, motherfucker?
…Crap
I swear to Eywa, when I evolve I'm going to kill you all!
How's it taste, motherfucker?
I'm a mushroom cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker.
Learning lessons =/= Swearing into skull
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
NOOOOO!
Damn you Nintendo, damn you!
Screw the B Button. Force him to swallow an Everstone >:D
Unless i press the B button.
'Twas what I had said when I saw it on Friday.
PRANCIN' ABOOT WIT YA SUITS FULLA IRON!
how many black people posing as white people movies are there?
Can't tell?
the point has been proven.
THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHAFUCKING SPIES IN THIS MOTHAFUCKING BASE!
Wasn't Robert Downey Jr playing a black guy in Tropic Thunder?